I feel like modern au zuko can drive, is very good at it, has his license, and will get you where you need to go but like. with very dangerous efficiency. he drives like Evel Knievel. he drives like a bat out of hell. he whips the wheel hard as fuck and you will see Jesus even if the drive is from your house to the corner store. his car is used and like 10 years old but she is strong and loyal just like her master and wont break down for anything. she'll tear over anything in her path. zuko has given iroh so many mini heart attacks while driving him around (<- because iroh does NOT have his license). worst of all is that zuko does NOT talk or road rage ever when he drives he's DEAD SILENT and simply blasts the radio. and its always either terrifying Chinese opera or crazy shit like Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd
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more spreadsheeting ahead! bewarned f1 photos havebeen collected (2001 edition)
some brave ferrari gladiators, 2001 australian gp
some Very Cool sunglasses (on giancarlo fisichella), 2001 malaysian gp
kimi raikkonen bowling a (transparent?) bowling ball, 2001 malaysian gp
very aesthetic photo of the ferrari pit, 2001 brazillian gp
Keep your distance!, 2001 san marino gp
me watching the spa23 sprint race as an oscar piastri fan, 2001 san marino gp
jenson buttin (in Very Cool sunglasses) with his 'Bernie' Award, 2001 spanish gp
to quote the actual caption of this 'Rubens Barrichello... Well sort of', 2001 spanish gp
schumi crowd surfing, 2001 monaco gp
ralf schumacher being attacked on two sides, 2001 canadian gp
nick cage being BAR's team photograpger, 2001 canadian gp
i wonder what theyre hiding under the tarp, 2001 canadian gp
is the champagne a bit cold?, 2001 french gp
my 'f1 drivers on scooters' agenda continues, 2001 french gp
murry walker my beloved, 2001 british gp
michael schumacher returning to karting, 2001 Kertin Karting World Championship
Shaq (?!) cameo, 2001 german gp
michael schumacher and jean todt on a ferrari themed vespa, 2001 hungarian gp
thinking hard, 2001 belgian gp
a goodbye red carpet for Murray Walker, 2001 italian gp
a tiny fernando alonso walking back to the pits, 2001 italian gp
some very enthusiastic montoya fans, 2001 united states gp
mika hakkinen celebrating his retirement sabbatical, 2001 united gp
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seb to wec is actually pretty realistic for multiple reasons including:
- much less races
- remember the clean fuel convention thing he was in last year during the summer break? I don't know if he asked rocky or rocky asked him (not rb rocky, endurance rocky) to take part but there was also the presentation of the hydrogen wec cars etc
- a lot of the successful drivers and former drivers there are his friends/like him/would probably not be opposed to working with him and helping him settle in (ex drivers like mark, mr le mans tom kristensen himself, current drivers like kamui kobayashi, loïc duval, mike rockenfeller,...)
- he's been seen hanging with porsche boss guy at the porsche tennis cup in stuttgart. he's been testing that audi at roc. something is brewing. german manufacturers want him sooooo bad
- wec is way further into sustainable fuels and sustainability in general than f1
- an fia super license and previous status as a factory driver award him platinum driver status (fia ranking system for driver ability, platinum is the highest rank), for hypercar this doesn't matter as much since there are no silver/ bronze driver requirements (and bronze drivers, often gentlemen drivers, not permitted) but still putting it here
- amazing fan atmosphere (biased but wec is so much more fun to watch live on track than f1 yall)
- triple crown babyyyyy (fr tho look at seb and tell me he wouldn't be the type to pursue a historic mark of a true champion)
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idk if it's just me but... paul looks so broad and tall ??? i am just melting 🫠 i knew he was tall but idk, this is doing things to me 😮💨
(also his hair looks so cute & messy, i love it 🤭)
OMG!!! bestie you're so right!!!!!!
1. the height and broadness:
help? idk if it's something with the white making him look extra broad?? is that a thing???? someone pls let me know…. tbh he always looked so broad in his old white fireproofs too 🫠 and the height too omg!! he looks taller than franco even when leaning, and franco isn't short right? i've seen him look tall next to logan (who looks MASSIVE next to oscar) so………? 😭 (and he's taller than taylor too but idk how tall he is so…)
2. the hair:
omggggg 🥺 in your pic it's so cute, so fluffy and the curls are so defined 🥺 but when taking the f2 rookies pic it was so flat and pointy forwards that it looked like he was wearing a cap 😶 and pls the middle pic? he looks so funny????? the hair is so 😭 he's just a few % of humidity away from looking like albert einstein
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Ok but actually if you haven’t read Asterism of An F-Series Ford Pick Up you are missing out on some incredible dialogue and such a beautifully written meditation on “what if Dean was soooooooo horny and fucked up about cas driving his truck”
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