Plot details of Saltburn! I can’t wait until we get a release date! I honestly thought Rosamund and Barry were the leads, but I’m still super excited!
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You know, it would be amazing if Hollywood learned the right lesson from the success of Nimona. Something like "Hey, maybe don't throw out a nearly done movie as a tax write off" or "people want queer stories" or even "don't be afraid to take some storytelling risks and be original" but you just know they're going to come away with some absolutely batshit takeaway like, "next time delete all the evidence and burn it to the ground so the gays can't make us look bad!"
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Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert
Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (2010) dir. Edgar Wright
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honestly 911 being over is good for me because now we can replace a new episode with going to the movies every thursday
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Nice to know that the Academy and Crunchyroll have one thing in common: they only see 2 things per year and just give those all the awards. Yes, some are deserved, but some members need their horizons expanded.
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welcome to the academy awards! the nominees are:
Exploitative, Inaccurate Drama about a Real Person
Slightly Less Exploitative Biopic about a Real Person
Military Propaganda: Old Man Edition
A White Man’s Allegory for Colonialism: Underwater Version
A Thin Director Made a Movie About a Sad Fat Guy (And The Lead Wears a Fat Suit)
Nobody Saw This Movie But We Paid Our Famous Friends to Hype It
Prestige Director’s Vanity Project About His Childhood
Serious Art Movie About Serious Art People Starring Mostly White People
War Is Bad But Aren’t These WWI Tanks Cool?
One Actually Decent Movie That Makes You Care About the Oscars Again
apologies to all the films we could not include this year, including: Don’t Exploit Tragedy for Spectacle, Seriously Hollywood Stop Doing This! and Historical Drama About Black People That Made White Oscars Voters Feel Uncomfortable
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hot oscars take: if your movie is over two and a half hours long you shouldn't get a best editing nomination because you did a BAD JOB cutting down the movie.
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