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hopefulrunaways · 3 months

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some little drawings that started with Pinterest bases and I got carried away with lol

here close ups in hopes to have better quality:

#percico #nico di angelo #percy jackson #fanart #nicercy #domestic fluff #camp! Percico #I love them fooling around in camp as older campers/ counselors #Also love the thought of them being domestic #Percy is probably trying an Italian dish and Nico is judging #Judging hard #ALSO JELOUS PERCY GRRR #And (pretending) clueless Nico #Really like that #Hopef art

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ask-fgod · 1 year

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Hey nightmare, would you say the people you’re around are idiots?

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finnitesimal · 11 months

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desperately need qphil to see qmissa in fuckingasshole mode. we got a glimpse of it during the lull between maze event things when he caught missa and tubbo sneaking into the off limits areas and tubbo told him it was missa's idea and missa snapped at him. but they got distracted too quickly we didn't get to stew in it. I so badly want missa to be Mean and for phil to realize maybe he Doesn't know his husband well at all. (bc ur so right they have BARELY spent time together they each have these built up ideas in their heads of what the other is like. I would kill and die for them to just spend a day Building together. work on a project and get on each other's nerves. it would be enrichment for the enclosure)

The fact that he and Tubbo both instantly collapse into shocked laughter is. Yeah. Me when I hide aspects of myself to make myself more appealing to people around me

Missa doesn't want Phil knowing about fuckingasshole mode there's a Specific Him he's trying to project forwards it's Sweet Stronger Cooler Better him with great muscles and is even greater at being father to their son. Just this unattainable picture of what he thinks Phil would want vs Phil painting his own picture of who he thinks the guy he spent a couple of weeks with before he dipped and acting accordingly to that little lovely musical guy and Missa who's too coward to say otherwise. Like a funhouse mirror in here guys

Missa absolutely knows Phil's a cunt though it's like his default state he doesn't mind/care

#phil's personalities are bird. bitch. and blonde. btw #it's the vulnerable fallible flirty mostly clueless side he doesn't show missa more of (he really should)#i need that god image of phil shattering to pieces on the floor. your husband is alive and real and right there. you idiot. you fucking fool #augustanswers #pissa

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heaartshaped · 1 year

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This is so funny like is this how they refer to gay people now. A friend of lord golden

#rote #fitz and the fool #realm of the elderlings #the fool #reading tawny man #tawny man trilogy #distinguished gentleman’s club.. I see #it’s funny how clueless fitz is though #oh ALL THE LADIES love him because he’s so charming and beautiful and elegant. how couldn’t they fall for his charms #oh there’s also dudes there they uhhh want to be his friends I guess (:#fitz. they are gay

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bingobongobonko · 3 months

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same guy.......

#fool's monologue #just add 28 more clueless people to the mix #methinks the fae decided to pad the suit at least in like. the shoe area cuz. man he is not 6 foot. they are putting rocks in the shoes or #something

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drakaripykiros130ac · 9 months

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Oh, would you look at that. Another TG/Alicent Stan insisting that nobody won the war right in Team Black’s tag.

They just love the attention, don’t they?

I love that whenever I block someone, Tumblr tells me “[that user] is history”. Tumblr, you are so right.

#I forgot the part where this was a debate. There is a winner. Unfortunately GRRM didn’t believe that people from this century would be this #clueless and not understand that this truly is about bloodlines. Hightowers wanted their blood on the throne and failed.#Daemon wanted his bloodline on the Iron Throne and he succeeded #Rhaenyra fought for House Targaryen who ended up winning #The war was literally won by the Black armies who occupied the capital and crowned their contender King #I doubt GRRM has the patience to spell the whole thing out to these fools #he hated the greens and gave the Blacks everything while keeping the necessary amount of tragedy for both sides for the sake of storytelling #team black #rhaenyra targaryen #pro team black #anti team green #queen rhaenyra #anti alicent hightower #anti greens #anti team green stans #anti alicent stans

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sinni-ok-sessi · 2 years

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'average person experiences one life-changing revelation every few years' factoid actually statistical error

Cliopher Mdang, who lives on Zunidh and experiences one revelation every thousand years, and Jemis Greenwing, who lives on Alinor and experiences about six a month, are both outliers adn should not have been counted

#opened blackcurrant fool to the words 'I was precisely twelve and a half days since [last major upheaval]'#and felt very tired on jemis' behalf #the nine worlds series is vast and containes multitudes #and is it turns out a right nightmare to tag for #hote #g&d #nine worlds #(I worry this comes across as me being like 'lol kip's so clueless' but No I Refute That he has just spent his time on other big thinking)

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uncanny-tranny · 2 years

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Another thing that should have tipped me off that I was trans was I was raised on country music, yeah? I'm not talking the good country between ~1940-1980, by the way, I'm talking the 2000s, but all those country songs that the man was talking about his girl? I always pictured this distant future where I was like this cowboy who got all kinds of ladies.

I don't think my closeted self would dream of myself being where I am now, but I still do hope being a cowboy is at the least in my future...

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #nonbinary #i love reminiscing about my egg-y self. the fool was simultaneously aware AND clueless as all hell and we love to see it #(the song i still remember this clearly was Gimme That Girl)#i stand by my opinion that 2000s country paved the way for me putting undue hate onto the entire genre #now when i imagine being a cowboy it's like. an emo cowboy. i'll have the cowboy hat but we're playing MCR in my huge truck #it's crazy that i survived over ten years of listening to nothing but that type of country music though #if you're wondering: yes i should be asleep but consider i am in a Silly Billy type of mood #wait should i make a playlist of all the songs that made me euphoric as a kid. i want to see what the overarching trend is #(that is if i can even remember them all...)#also if you read this far (congrats btw) put some egg moment of yours that makes you like 'how did i NOT know' if yoh have one of those

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strawberrysweater · 15 days

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#i wish i could just have one normal conversation where i say the right correct things that are normal #in the right tone of voice and everything #this isnt about anyone or any friend stuff it's about me getting a phone call for a job interview & fumbling it #like idk what it is but the way i talk and interact with people is always incorrect #im saying this on the verge of tears. i try so. fucking. hard. to interact and be social #and make connections with people and it feels like im a fucking space alien making a fool of myself #i dont belong in any group ive ever been in and i never will #and i can't even answer a phone call about my availability without my brain melting out of my ears so i forget #everything ive been trying so hard to remember and say and do better #..... i wanna feel like an important person in a group #i wanna be part of something and feel important and like im needed #and i would be missed if i was gone #i think i could just quietly delete all my social media apps and disappear from every place ive ever been in #and nobody would even notice. i literally dont add anything #im just gonna be some awkward random freak in whatever job i get too #im not ever gonna be liked or depended upon or needed for anything #every other job ive had ive always just felt in the way and awkward and clueless #nobody ever makes small talk with me or comes up to me or invites me to stuff #am i doing something wrong? was friendship supposed to come out of it? what did i miss?#im so sick of being a fucking failure i just dont wanna talk to anyone ever again i just wanna be alone forever #its impossible everythign is impossible

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eclipsecrowned · 6 months

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thinking about danae, black haired, pale eyed, very specific dark look, having a single child that is blonde haired, dark eyed, and has a very sharp/elegant look. people look at danae. they look at her daughter. they look at her involvement with certain assets of her father's company. they look at the fact her daughter is a bona fide genius. they wait for a confession that will never come.

#she has a gaggle of blonde haired model-quality beefcakes in her stable fuckos.#that's her fucking type. it was her type before she found out about certain employees and it's been her type her whole life.#she might not be genius level herself but she was not raised a fool and much as she hates to admit it genius ran in her father's line.#you're reaching for crossbreeding capabilities that do not exist.#and still my chris is gonna look at this tiny fine featured blonde and go 'i know what you are' while fucking CLUELESS--#crack //

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justallmythoughts · 2 months

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Last Sunday, the person I thought was maybe (finally) my person--the one I'd been looking for--threw a curve ball and told me they feel our connection is more of a friendship. I've never been so blindsided.

To You:

How can you tell me you like me on Tuesday and take it back on Sunday? It doesn't make sense to me, and I'm not sure it ever will. I've accepted that I may never know what really happened. I just wish you told me. I feel like people always leave me in the dark.

After I hung up on you, I was betrayed by someone else that night, too. Apparently I'm the only one who didn't realize that my guy best friend is in love with me. I wouldn't have called him, sobbing my eyes out about you, if I knew. He's liked me since 2018, and I've had no clue. I listened to him tell me how hard its been for him--that he didn't tell me because he didn't want me to feel betrayed by another guy "friend". As he spoke, and I continued crying, the world started to feel fake. My emotions turned off. Why am I so easy to fool?

I feel so alone.

#betrayal #heartbreak #emptiness #derealization #clueless #oblivious #im a fool

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theramblingvoid · 1 year

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Just saw Across The Spiderverse, I will be keeping spoiler posting to a minimum but I will say. "Pathetic wet blanket of an ineffective supervillain turns Actually Horrifying through sheer lack of respect for consequences" is a formula that WORKS.

#voidrambles #across the spiderverse #YES THIS IS ABOUT MEGAMIND.#i was struggling to place where i recognised the feel but now i know #Spot is a different Pathetic Guy Profile but it's the same template #guy got dealt a bad hand and didn't know how to deal with it other than funnel ALL his rage into the idea of fate and blame and punishment #force the object of his anger into a narrative to make his suffering Plot and himself worthy of remembering instead of just helplesss #which is all well and fine. except the terrifying thing is he's tearing universes apart and he doesn't even know it #because he is So Zoomed In on the story he's trying to create #elephant in a china shop #more dangerous than any mastermind: a clueless fool with a goal and a million breakable things he doesn't see between him and it #god the Fuckign Visuals too #for the whole movie. obviously. but the Style of later Spot #oh i love me some genuine horror in the middle of my superhero movie :))

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bangcakes · 8 months

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#im literally so NDJDJDJJDJDJDNDN #idk how i didnt see this b4......... but like LOL why did i think things could only develop from seeing each other in person #like if we message.... its pretty much the same as like those brief interactions we were havin anyway b4/between/after class #also.... much more doable JJDMDDJD #god i feel so....... !!!!!! fool.....#idk i think i just need to worry about it less....... things will progress still ... ya NDJDJJDJDJDJDJD #idk this is the first time im experiencing this.... so im just ???? clueless #plus like i havent wanted to keep in touch with anyone since high school. so its like. trying to do that while also having like adult #responsibilities is hard djdjdjsjkdjdj #hhhh anyway #proud of myself for coming this far lmao. thought i was broken for awhile bc i like. didnt know that you were supposed to pursue crushes #i thought it was just a fun thing JDJDJJDDJD until one of my friends in 9th grade was like oh so are you gonna make a move ???#and i was like lol wut #but now i understand. i really do. it only took 29 years LMAO GOD.#personal #wait i should clarify that my friend said that to me while we were in 9th grade JDJDJDJD the way i wrote it sounds weird

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angeltism · 11 months

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willow may or may nawt have just noticed the Actual Built In "how to" section . I swear to all that is good in this world this little-

#➳ the fool speaks #SILLY SILLY SILLY SHE'S JUST BEEN STRUGGLING HERE . EVEN BAMBI HAS BEEN GETTING IMPATIENT W VAMP . N I'M OBV CLUELESS SO 😭#luckily clo is actually going to . read it . and she at least SAYS if sweet needs help they'll actually like . y'know . find tutorials or so #*something #so they're getting somewhere . nawt me tho I've been dubbed their emotional support singlet (originally sora's words but nyeow tisse ++ will #have both agreed so . whatever the hell that is . i am it ? )#so I've just been here trying to help find avatar pics n suggest sign offs for everybun n ways to make it looks purretty uhh #but ! yay for willow and bambi !! :3

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