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I don’t understand these owners one bit honestly and we are just gonna keep going through this cycle of managers it’s just pathetic at this point like just stick with the manager and let them have more control on signings 💀
#these owners are questionable#chelsea fc#another manager gone#back to square one#mauricio pochettino#football#footy#I don’t understand this club#blueisthecolour#up the chels#blues#ktbffh#theprideoflondon#premier league#epl#english premier league
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changing fate
#am i insane? silly question#me art#honkai star rail#hsr#aventurine#hsr fanart#hsr aventurine#boothill#avenhill#au in which they meet at the point where ave just escaped the slave owner and bh lost his daughter if u even care
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various spokes and others

#spokeishere#planetlord#parrotx2#lifesteal season 5#lifesteal smp#unstable universe#spokeishere fanart#planetlord fanart#parrotx2 fanart#purple's arts!#purple’s arts!#fanart#lifesteal season 4#lifesteal#the spoke with the big hat tm is my uu design#the one with the rainbow cape is my s4 design#then the other spoke and planet are for s5#and then the parrot design is what i hc him to look like when he’s logged in as the owner#idk how the design change would work dont question it#🌌
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this is the iconic dinosaur horror jurassic park wishes it was
#so there's this person on twitter who is like an infamous drama starter and got a whole forum shut down once#and they wrote this (different) book that's one of the greatest so bad it's good things i've ever read#a few great things that happen in that:#characters get in a car crash and flee on foot. later it's casually mentioned one character had both her legs amputated 'due to fractures'#the character pretending to be american by wearing maga hats that have spy gear built into them#the spy gear in question is an alarm that blares if someone lies in their vicinity#'stuff protocol ' said the queen. 'i'm getting hammered tonight'#the chapter where the prime minister is trying to watch the news so she keeps wandering into bars and tv shops and getting kicked out#the dragon that's casually described as 'about the size of 1000 elephants'#the dragon that's a 'dog dragon hybrid with a chihuahua body and a giant dragon head'#the dragon that's owner punched it in the face and only lets people approach if they 'do the iconic royal wave'#the characters being described as 'the short one' 'the guy with the beard' etc#but there being a lengthy detailed description of the characters in harry potter#'apparently a dragon had burnt essex to cinders in a matter of minutes'#anyways i found out they also wrote (a political parody of indiana jones???) for this book of kids short stories years ago#and you know. we needed to know#so it took me like 4 months to track this precious lost media down#which was very worth it because it turns out it's full of many other iconic gems like CELLAR HELL by Elizabeth Elgie (12)#talking tag
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Asked some more questions to Vrel !!
From the Pc scale of sadism, how sadistic is Quinn? A1. They're a vengeful sadist.
How long Quinn been mayor? Had they always been in the political scene? A2. They've been mayor for several years.
Why did Briar decided to run a brothel? A3. It suited their talents, and connections.
Are any of the villains happy with the path they chose? A4. Not really, though they're not all thoughtful enough to realise.
How did Leighton act when he was younger? A5. They'd get in trouble a lot, but be bailed out by their parents.
I remember reading something like, if villain NPC turns into animal everything will go just as normal as if they were a human. Why would the villain NPCs be so unfazed by the fact their acquaintance just suddenly turn into an animal? A6. Unfazed is the wrong word, but it would suit them for things to proceed as expected.
What were the villain NPCs childhood toys? ^^ A7.I'm afraid to say!
Bailey seems to take on requests if he’s getting paid a lot of money in doing so, like going on dates with PC, dressing up, sex, ect.. but is their anything Bailey won’t do even with a big money on the request? A8.Break the wards.
I remember reading about how Bailey’s old fishing gear in the orphanage’s loft. Assuming that the gear is usable and Pc finds it, how would Eden and to an extent, Bailey, feel seeing Pc fish with Bailey’s old gear? (Lets say pc is fishing for supplies for the kitchen loft!) A9.Bailey would be more upset than they'd let on. Eden would be nostalgic.
How did Bailey’s old fishing gear ended in the orphanage loft? A10.It's where it was normally stored, even when it was used.
What will Bailey do if Pc hid in the orphanage loft so they don’t have to pay the debt? A11.They'd send someone looking.
Maybe… just maybe a little ancedotal story on quinn ? 🙏 A12. The once drunk drove their car into a building, almost killing someone. Strings were pulled, and it was covered up. Image question + answer!!
#dol#dol pc#dol eden#dol bailey#degrees of lewdity#dol briar#dol quinn#dol leighton#eden the hunter#bailey the caretaker#briar the brothel owner#quinn the mayor#leighton the headmaster#degrees of lewdity eden#degrees of lewdity bailey#dol questions#degrees of lewdity quinn#degrees of lewdity briar#degrees of lewdity leighton
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Took my project to the Council of Elders.
"What advice do you seek?"
I bravely stepped forward. "I wish to understand how to use three yarns in a colorwork."
They conferred, and one of their number stepped forward to inspect the pattern.
"FUCK NO. Do the duplicate stitch."
#knitting#knitblr#yarn#fiber crats#fiber arts#the Council of Elders is just my local yarn shop#that for some reason always has a cashier and like three women knitting by the counter#I don't know if they're on a rotating schedule or not#but they're always there#anyway the owner has cancer so#please be praying#the pattern in question is the Unicorn Tapestry Cardigan#I won't link the pattern because when I do nobody likes my posts#and I do desire attention
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iirc Siobhan and Zac actually have black cats like Kalina and somehow that's funnier
#cat owner behavior#lmao#I would have asked the same question#fantasy high junior year#fantasy high junior year spoilers#fhjy spoilers#dimension 20#fantasy high spoilers
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motels & dirty brothers
when the winchester brothers leave their motel room early in the morning while the dark was still around, they were full of each other. the motel owner assumed they were just raised in a close family, took the key from them, and gave a smile.
when the cleaners come, there are used condoms strewn all across the motel room, sheets dirty and stained with a variety of human liquids, both their own and others, abandoned boxers and blood covered shirts shoved into a corner, the chair moved to the center of the room, in between the two twin beds, a wad of cash stuffed into the bed side drawer with a sorry note scribbled out with ash and the bloody tip of a dagger. the motel owner never quite figures it out and by the time the sun rises, the brothers are out of town, 200 miles away on the road.














#spn#supernatural#dean winchester#wincest#deansam#sam winchester#samdean#dean and sam#sam and dean#the winchester brothers#‘huh.. those boys r a little close for family.. must’ve been raised in alabama or somethin…’#the motel owner never questions the oddly ethnic name on the card that belongs to a white texan man#‘huh.. some odd parents yall must’ve had..’#Spotify
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Hey, I know the vote isn't done yet but I was wondering what our first interactions would be like with them all?
We can certainly arrange that!! Ask related to this post!
*Internally kicking his feet like a little girl seeing so many interactions with our post* ( • ᴗ • )
although maybe it’s a little short since we would rather leave more context for the actual posts - Tea
I read wrong a comment and thought they were requesting a shop owner when in truth they were talking about the seller, now the shop has an extra character *look into the abyss in poor reading comprehension*
In my defense, google said 'shopkeeper' was an equivalent to shop owner *disappointed of herself in non-native english speaker* but oh well, the more the merrier (ʃƪ^3^)~♡- coffee
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗᕕ( ᐕ )ᕗ ↔ ♪⁽⁽٩( ᐖ )۶⁾⁾ ₍₍٩( ᐛ )۶₎₎♪ ⬅ representation of the twins receiving incentives to post
Word count: 2k
tw: yandere behavior, nonhuman yanderes, human yanderes, delusional, RIP self-preservation, written in you/yours, willing reader
-`♡´- Dizie -`♡´-
You walk into your house, still submerged in your own thoughts as you walk through the door.
"Uh, maybe I should arrange something to welcome Dizie when he arrives? I hope I don't come off as awkward..."
But... Why is your place so dark?
You hear the door being slammed shut and as you attempt to turn towards it, a hand snakes over your mouth with a delicate yet firm touch as another coils around your waist from behind.
"You were worried about my first impression of you? That's… really cute"
The voice of a man purrs near your ear and then you feel his face gently nuzzling with the top of your head like an affectionate cat, a rather deadly one.
"I took the liberty of checking around your home, you know, to make sure everything is like it's supposed to be, to make sure nobody else is lurking around… I'm so glad that isn't the case, you're all mine to cherish… only mine"
You feel his nuzzling being replaced by a soft kiss on the top of your head, as the slender hand covering your mouth moves to gently hold your face while his thumb gently rubs your cheek.
[Clarification: Dizie is NOT stuck in his past or still in love with the last “darling” he was bought by. He doesn't see the reader as a replacement of any sort. We want to get that out of the way from the get go, he's just traumatized (as he probably should be ngl) - the twins]
-`♡´- Gabriel -`♡´-
Tossing your keys onto your couch cushion you let out a soft sigh, the walk back home was rather awkward, well, as awkward as can be with a man following behind like a lost puppy, his eyes practically piercing the back of your head. You wondered why he kept walking behind you but brushed the thought out quickly as you felt him let out a veery faint sigh of awe while glancing around your home.
“it smells just like you-”
The man whispered to himself, his words quiet yet the silence of you both being alone allowed you to hear him very clearly. flattering, but also a little unnerving.
How did he manage to smell you when he was walking like a meter away from you?
His hands fidgeted as you glanced back at him, his eyes landing on your form still basking in the sight like you were some sort of divine entity before him.
“This must be Gabriel then”
you thought, connecting your choice with the man that just randomly started following you which you didn't have the heart to scare away.
When the seller said he was a worshiper… he wasn't exaggerating.
Shakily, he reaches for one of your hands, clasping it tenderly with both his hands, completely engulfing yours with the warmth of his nervous fidgeting. His cheeks blaze red by the mere idea of touching your skin.
He leans down, pressing his forehead to the back of your hand, taking a shaky breath, then looking up to meet your gaze with pure adoration.
“I'm so incredibly thankful to be in your presence, darling. I'm so glad you chose me…”
(A person called him and Grier 'pathetic little mew mews' and now that lives rent free on my head; if you read this, I love your energy - coffee)
-`♡´- Oliver -`♡´-
This man is eager, that's for sure. There's no denying it as he practically drags you with him to his bakery as soon as your finger grazed his name on that paper.
You couldn't say a thing though, that wide smile on his face was just as sweet as the scent that wafted through the air as you entered the shop with the jingle of the welcome bell.
You were ordered to sit back and enjoy a cup of coffee with some butter cookies for the wait. He wanted to make something special, he said, quickly diving into the kitchen without saying another word.
You took a small bite of the cookie thinking perhaps there was something in it, but if you were his darling now then it shouldn't be anything harmful, should it? The cookie was… just any normal cookie, it was delicious even, buttery and crumbly, mixing perfectly with the rich flavor of the coffee.
Your mind drifted to the man’s appearance as he gave you constant glances, peeking from the kitchen a little too often, it was adorable in a way, like he was checking if you were still there. There was no need to check though, he had locked the entrance as soon as you walked in and you had totally noticed. You weren't going anywhere.
A few minutes later he peeked again, though this time with a tray in his hands, he approached and placed it in front of you, a delicious slice of cheesecake greeting you. He smiled proudly as he saw your mouth water and as you eyes scanned the delicious treat you couldn't help but notice the fresh cut on his finger already bandaged up yet still bleeding a bit through the gauze… how deep was the cut? The blood was so red it didn't look like a superficial wound.
“I'm just a bit nervous, Dear, i wanted to cut it perfectly for you… my hand must have slipped”
He reassured you, dismissing the severity of it but quickly hiding the cut from you. His sheepish smile though made you forget about it for a hot minute- how was this bulky man such a sweetheart?
Your fork soon dug into the creamy goodness of the cheesecake, the raspberry sauce that sat on top dripping a bit, its rich red color almost resembling that of his blood. What a passionate baker…
(...I love him, okay? -Tea)
-`♡´- singer -`♡´-
The door of the car is opened before you get the chance to even lift a finger and you are greeted by the angelic face of a man, worthy of praise and worship, smiling down at you and offering his hand as to help you get out of the car
"Hi~, welcome welcome, how are you feeling on such a joyful day as today? I hope that you are as thrilled as I am"
He says with a charming smile, holding your hand delicately for you to exit the car then guides you into his house, his eyes ogling you like a three course meal.
"Would you like something to drink? A water perhaps? I don't really have much sugary drinks since i take care of my vocal cords, but if that's what you'd like then I'll absolutely find a way to get it for you"
"Oh, I'm really fine, don't wor-"
His step falters before stopping dead in his tracks, his smile softening in… awe? He shuffles closer as your voice trails off by the sudden action.
"Oh, Honey, I'm so sorry to interrupt your words, I just couldn't help but get closer… you speak so softly, I'd wish to hear you more clearly"
He puts his hand on your shoulder reassuringly, though it quickly moves up to your neck, his thumb caressing your throat.
"You shouldn't overthink too much, your duty here is being happy with me, and when I'm not around, feel free to enjoy your free time as you wish; my only condition here is you take care of yourself and… to not look at anyone else in the eye for too long… but well, you should’ve already expected that, you signed for it, honey"
-`♡´- Myotis -`♡´-
You feel your heart on your throat as the butler opens the door for you, as you make your way inside, you feel like you walked straight into a historical movie of some sort, if the outside looked already out of a gothic fairytale, you can't find the words to describe how impressive the inside is.
"I'm glad you seem to like the place, Amore, that makes things easier for both of us. I hope you can forgive my eagerness to meet you"
You can't help but get surprised when you notice him right beside you, speaking to you dearly as he grabs your hand as if it was made of glass to softly kiss the back before giving you a smile.
"Fear not, you can always indulge yourself and wander around to enjoy the mansion, but I rather that the precious focus of your gaze be on me, I’d be delighted to spend as much time with you as possible, don't you think so?"
-`♡´- Lior -`♡´
You enter your home excited, wondering if you should get some fairy lights and stuff for the yandere you chose when a rustling in the distance disturbs your thoughts, grounding you back to reality.
You make your way in the direction of the noise and find yourself standing in front of your bedroom window where the poor moth boy flutters his wings trying to squeeze past the small gap, half of his body still hanging outside the window. This must be Lior.
"I-I'm sorry, I didn't want to disturb you, I just thought I would be able to fit in the open gap"
You truly can't help but giggle at the situation, okay, he is really cute for a yandere, the seller sure speaks the truth.
He grumbles uncomfortably, wiggling his way inside your home. His satchel almost falling out the window, but he manages to grab it mid air. Fast reflexes, that's a plus.
"I brought a present with me!"
He sighed out in relief while holding his satchel. With some effort due to his limited movement, he is quick to lift his bag and rummage through it, proudly lifting in the air a big cinnamon scented candle.
“Some light for my daylight! I-I thought you'd like it, though I'm not allowed to use candles… I always burn myself with the wax”
(he's my baby and i love him, thank you very much. -tea)
-`♡´- Tarak -`♡´
"Huh, what a gorgeous being…for a human… I will accept your proposal"
The dragon says in a low husky voice, gazing at you with a smirk, his hand gently lifting your chin so that your eyes meet his.
"You were the one that got chosen, not the other way around"
The seller quickly remarks, the humanoid dragon clicking his tongue in response.
“Same difference... the order of the factors does not alter the product after all, we are united either way”
Even if the humanoid acts roughly with the seller, Tarak gently puts your hand on his arm and holds it there as he walks outside of the store with you. What a gentleman.
"You are going to love the forest, of course, my cave is most enchanting, but I did in fact go out of my way and make a cabin next to it, everything is already taken cared of, I know not every species has the resilience to prosper in my environment, but, well, your ancestors used to live in caves... so maybe you can manage"
“Is my home not an option from the beginning?”
You say a little nervous, not sure if you can actually survive in a forest without being eaten alive by the wildlife, although you must admit that is kind of a silly thought if you think of the power of a dragon like him.
He looked like he was about to protest your request, but just your scent in the air was all he needed to sense your feelings and give you a look as he relaxed his shoulder in defeat.
"... alright, I'll indulge you, we have a lot of time in our hands to adjust to the changes around us anyways, I'll stay at your home until you are comfortable enough to come to mine, I will make sure to adorn it in any way you please for when that time comes"
He gently messes with your hair as a way to reassure you before he resumes walking, following you to your home.
-`♡´- Grier -`♡´
The seller goes down the wooden ladder after taking the tape off the camera lense and signs for you to come closer to it.
"The cameras here don't have sound but showing you to him should be enough of a clue all by itself"
You freeze as the security camera focuses on you, standing there, you wave awkwardly and the camera starts moving side to side abruptly before freezing, like the person behind it moved away from it.
"Well, either he fainted or he is coming right away!"
The seller says in a cheerful voice as he goes to cover the camera lense again with a strip of tape. A couple of minutes pass before you hear the screeching stop of a car parking in front of the shop hurriedly, soon followed by a panting man who barges inside like his life depended on it.
“I’m here! I'm here!!”
He says almost tripping on his own feet as he shoves in your face a bouquet of your favorite flowers.
"Oh, those are my favorites! Thank you"
"I-I know, don't worry, I made sure to do a quick background check on your medical history so I don't trigger any allergies, I promise I will gather more information tonight! Don't worry"
-`♡´- The seller -`♡´
"I already told you, I'm not a yandere"
"How did you know I don't go out?"
"You're practically chronically online! It's just a lucky guess"
"My screen time is something even weirder for you to know!"
"..."
"..."
"... don't tell management"
[Clarification: yes, the seller’s is shorter, that's because as far as we can tell, he's most likely to win first place in the survey so we are saving up most of his character and interactions for his main post (。•̀ᴗ-)✧ - the twins]
-`♡´- …owner? -`♡´
…???
"Oh, that's an interesting turn of events, so many options yet the button you press is not even part of the survey..? How experimental”
The owner let out a rich laugh as he spoke his usual nonsense to catch your attention through the speakers of the shop.
"Ah yes, 'nonsense'. What a disappointing excuse.."
The owner argued with himself under his breath before he sights.
"Want something to drink?"
*Ejem* little clarification (it's the third one now in this post, get a grip. - tea to himself), characters that aren't in this survey have already been requested in asks or comments or, well, won the first survey. we haven't forgotten about them, we are already working on their posts 💚 - tea
Don't forget! If you like something specific, you can ask freely! As I said before, we love interactions! (Attentions seekers? More like validation seekers lol) - coffee
sorry for any misspellings or weird sentence structure ❣
Divider by tea ✌️ (i know I'm amazing/j)
#tea speaking#coffee speaking#Gabriel the worshipper#Crazy Dizie#Lior the mothboi#Oliver the baker#Myotis the shortie#...owner#The questionable seller#The singer#Griek the creep#Tarak the dragon#Yandere Shop#yandere oc x reader#yandere oc#nonhuman#x reader#oc x reader#yandere male#yandere x darling#yandere#yandere x willing reader#tw yandere#soft yandere#monster lover#monster x human#monster x reader#male yandere#yandere boyfriend#stalker
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Longing for Glorious Masquerade...
#twisted wonderland#twst yuu#rollo flamme#twst rollo#well technically only his uniform still waiting for him at ramshackle guest room#once again that dang uniform is burnt in my brain I don't even need a reference pic anymore (except for the patterns)#yuu throwing the guests out of the room to just....sit on the floor and hang out w/ the uniform#won't be so bold when the owner in question will barge in tbh
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Sometimes I think I should offer my services as bunny consultant to fic writers. Rabbit behaviour beta checking.
'No, see you've just written a cat'
(Update: Yes, I will answer your questions)
#Qualifications: 7 year indoor rabbit owner#Except I doubt anyone would actually ask#That being said I'm happy to answer questions#Random musings#Yes this is about#linked universe#lu legend#I can generally tell when people have done their homework
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i think ashfur is odium's champion
#the stormlight archive#warriors#warrior cats#kaladin stormblessed#firestar#rhythm of war#and the guy in question? odium himself.#the prophecies begin#do u think firestars old owners ever looked to the woods and knew in their hearts that he became a prophesied god-king#or nah#fanart#digital art#2024 art#comic
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Alice from Detroit!!!!!!
she was ADORABLE. I want to make her SMILE. I want to FEED HER PIZZA. Can the androids eat? Whatever, I'm feeding her.
#detroit become human#Alice#Forgot her last name#adorable#digital art#cute#angel#adoption is the only option#How many Alice androids am I allowed to have at once#There are many ethical questions presented in the game that are just never answered and one of them is#If an android child goes defiant and their owner dies or they run away#do they go to an orphanage#Like can I adopt a defiant android#I feel sort of sick rn so this question might sounds bizarre
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Just realised I have about 60k words worth of old-timey cowboys AU written that I have not drawn a SINGLE thing for
#Besides the piece that started it all of course#I really like this AU but it's so self-indulgent idk of anyone else would like the premise as much as I do#Noah is a little softer in this one but he kinda has to be#Martin is the son of the owner of the biggest ranch in a small town#Everyone knows him and think well of him type deal#He's his dad's golden child until he has an accident that ends up with him being bed bound#To which his father responds by hiding him away and never speaking about him again out of shame over the state of him#Cue Noah with a crush on him since he was a teenager#Until Martin vanished off the face of the earth#Years later he's still thinking about him and wondering what happened to him#He ends up taking a job at the ranch partly to help out his own dad but mostly because he's still drawn to the memory of Martin#While there he buys an ex-bucking horse to turn into his own working horse (Tansy) (She breaks Gabriel's hand. It's great)#Noah eventually figures out where it is they must be hiding Martin if he's still alive#And of course he has to break into the room in question to find him#They hit it off#Noah starts coming by in secret to keep him company or to bring him treats from town he hasn't had in years#And it all sort of spirals from there#Without revealing too much#I might post the very start on here cause it's one of my favourite things i've written#But i might have to do some art for it too#Not art#Outlaws AU
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"at least, learn the engine first before actually working on the bg-" "no, i must make asset of my own to fully immerse!"
#KArts#you can tell that i have never designed any metroidvania levels until now#first time and also. i prefer dungeon-crawler kind of levels#i also haven't really came up all the lores for this suppose-new-city that randomly pop out of no where#considering that ZX was meant to be a prequel to Legends#i debating to design the city around the playable areas in mml#but i haven't played Legend for so long#also haven't finished mml2#honestly. my first thought was that this city meant to parody the Central Town cyberspace#hence why there would be statue of Falzar and Gregar if anyone go to the outskirt of the town#But feel like that would create too many confusion#so i'm redesigning this area to look like pieces of Gregar and Falzar fused with the lands. (hence the second image suppose to look like-#Falzar wings)#The Giro Express building was some sort of abadoned warehouse that Aile purchased with a very cheap prices.#the place has a whole underground network#“somehow” there is a tunnel connected to area N#actually there are shortcuts to “important places” which beg the question to who was the original owner of this warehouse#sorry for rambling. but also not really. talking about AUs is good for your soul.
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I thought you'd be interested. Someone asked the writer on New Wish why Dev and Trev don't interact if they're "best buds" (I can kinda relate to the "story answer" here...poor Dev)
skldjf, that's way funnier than anything I was brainstorming.
That makes him following Trev around when they're backup dancers for Hazel in "1500 Minutes of Fame" even worse... Just TALK TO HIM, DEV!! He'd love to be your friend!!
#Dev Dimmadome owner of anguish#A New Wish#1500 Minutes of Fame#FAIRIES!#asks#Ah yes my two favorite parts of Hazel's New York song: Lactose intolerant Dev holding a hamburger and looking grumpy#and Dev scampering from the sidelines to be super enthusiastic about dancing#I hope that among the things he was mad at Hazel for he's a little messed up about being influenced by the 1500 minutes of fame#even though he probably had foggy memories of it or didn't look back to question it due to how wishes generally work#I think it would be funny if Dev also roped Hazel into things so she's influenced to fawn over him and she's HIS back-up dancer#Pending Hazel tag
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