#these pants do not fit

[puppyeared]

mmmkay

[naycelium]

Rouge on the mind... 🦇

[africanmorning]

*Knee of my pants tears*

Me: Clearly the only logical course of action is to create an embroidery pattern of Master Chief by hand on graph paper, cut up an old curtain, and use modified cross-stitch through two layers of fabric to put John Halo Himself on my otherwise crappy pair of jeans.

Bad photo of the pattern I made in case anyone else wants it (I might try to digitize it later, Idk):

[crystallizsch]

GRIMMYYYY HIS RIBBON FOR TAPIS ROUGE IS SO ADORABLE AND HE HAS PEARLS AROUND HIS NECKKK 🥺🥺 I LOVE MY SON

oh and there's jamil

hollywood red carpet couple moment

[mxrtified777]

unfortunately i got sick right before the weekend, so now my freetime that would normally be poured into creating art is being used for sleeping and being angry at God; i did manage to scribble out a revised outfit design for MH ryou, though. guy that looks like he volunteers at the library every week

[narusasuart]

Have some badass ninja chicks.

And the flat version cause I like it, too.

[didiersdragon]

kai is the type to have the most outrageous fashion sense that ends up working out somehow

like he wears cheesy shit like this and he pulls it off!! but it pisses everyone off that he does

[unexpectedbrickattack]

the very CONCEPT of Gustavo being Peak Performance of gnomekind and then hooking up with someone EVEN BETTER is sending me. Imagine other gnomes just being like omgomg i wish i was as hot as gus oh my goodness. And then he pops up with (a reluctant) pep in tow like 'hi everyone!' and they lose their goddamn minds over how unbelievably SPICY HOT this anxious chef is. like GUS HOW DID YOU DO EVEN BETTER

YES EXACTLY lmao it seems very silly when u put it that way djsfkskfhdsfjkh but yes that is basically it. I even drew up examples of my own homebrew gnome designs to give u some perspective

Gus is like the best example of this; hes VERY strong (strong enough to tame a creature like Brick), good facial and body hair (which is the equivalent of my homebrew gnomes viewing thick and well groomed fur as very attractive), and hes got a very sturdy body shape (not fat, but fat would be included in this too; Peppino is proof of that)

So when they see Pep theyre like ! Hes even BIGGER and he can lift Gus with no fucking problem! Like he is EVERYTHING!!!

[soaked-ghost]

best part of having a blorbo is playing dress up with them :}

[goldensunset]

i had a vision and i had to see it come to life

[nillial]

what do u mean this didnt happen on the podcast

[cecexoxo]

My Red Hood inspired gym fit from the other day

[nuclearanomaly]

Post workout cuddle, y/n?

pose ref

[small-spark-of-light]

some kc glows and co in these trying times