max lives au but the threat is very much still there. he doesn't bully the nerds anymore but he's less a friend and more a feral dog that they know might snap at any moment. i love a good max lives au but I need a max lives au where he gets *worse*, actually. the nature of hatchetfield is that every timeline is doomed no matter what, it's just what causes that doom that changes. i need holy ghost co-corruption arc
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There are only so many fanfics that use the entirety of DC as cardboard cutouts to prop up bat family characters that I can read before I go berserk.
I swear to god. Every character that has ever been shipped with a bat or coexists on the same team as a bat is owed an apology.
How many Young Justice fanfics that solely revolve around Tim must exist? How many Titans fanfics centered only on Dick? Why is it a herculean task to find a Justice League fanfic without Bruce as the main character?
And then even when you do find a fic that seems like it's balanced, everything still revolves around the bat. Like Kon, Cassie and Bart have nothing else going on in their lives except Tim and Tim's issues or thinking about Tim. Like Donna and Wally and Roy just cannot function if they aren't spending every waking moment thinking about Dick.
I'm... Guys. I'm at my limit. I swear to god. We need to make a Batman tag and surgically remove all these fics and quarantine them there. We'll keep the actual DC fics and they can do whatever the fuck they want in their own tag. It's getting ridiculous how hard it is to find fanfic that's actually DC related and isn't just 'The BatFam Show'.
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Julius is sixteen?! He should be at the Club Penguin, not out here having capped stats and being possessed by the antigod
FOR REAL
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3000 years is such a short time that chrom still uses weapons that where obsolete during marths time
this series timeline truly stresses me out so bad. where is he getting those. why are they still usable atp. why can Everyone use them. like surely you could excuse jugdrali weapons still being in good condition even after millennia if they were still blessed, but since they can be used by anyone with the required weapon rank..........
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ohmygod i visited someone's plot and i got kicked out cause they left but for a second i thought they just kicked me out cause i did something wrong and i got so scared 😭 visiting plots is not for the faint of heart!!!!!
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this is for the bias assumption thing .. 😦
my assumption of you from your biases: i think i’d have a crush on you if i knew u irl, xhoes are obv hot ppl🤭🙇🏽♀️ (i still say xhoes TO THIS DAY)
my bias list: solar/wheein, mingi/hongjoong, jiung/shota/theo, jooyeon/gunil , and uhm taehyun/hyuka
i think that’s enough , i hope i didn’t send too much 🤧😭
I reckon you have a varied taste in music and your playlists are either impeccably organised or an absolute mess, no in between.
I think you probably seem really sweet and innocent especially irl (but actually you're not, I've seen you on my dash...)
If you're familiar with Måneskin you probably love them, especially Damiano. If not you should totally check them out
I feel like you wear a lot of floaty skirts
You're probably a really good listener
Also it's like a scientific fact all xhoes are hot, I don't know what to tell you it's just true. And the more biases the better!
Send biases and receive assumptions here
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