I hate when those boys at school think it's funny to disrupt class and act stupid and annoying as hell
Like no, you aren't funny. You look stupid. Please sit down and shut the fuck up so I can do my shit in peace and get outta here.
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Do you answer all the durgetash anons that pop through your inbox?
Pretty much, yeah.
Sometimes people send poorly worded ones, or ones that I actually don't agree with...but I'll still reply.
You can definitely tell which ones I like more than others, though, based on how complex my answer is. Or if I say something super gay, vs. more evasive or going completely off on a tangent.
But I don't want anyone to feel bad, which is why I'll answer them anyway. Don't want to shut anyone down.
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how is helluva boss considered the top of indie animation rn. it’s the top of three things and its not that. top of sucking shit. top of being overrated. top of things people are insufferable about for no reason
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was reading the part where ephael and co. fought the incubus servant and ephael was like "i thought it'd be more difficult than this... :(" so anyway, ephael x incubus!hestio AU
hestio is terrible at his job because he’s always scowling. hes terrible at seducing people. like yeah there’ll be people who are attracted to his mean face anyways but his nagging really puts them off. he enters your room and immediately goes “my fucking god, you live like this?” and starts commenting on the state of your room and the dishes in the sink and he makes you want to throw a bowl at his head and then throw him out.
ephael is the only one he’s managed to reel so far bc he’s charmed by how this silly incubus is getting too distracted scolding him for his stupid decisions to seduce him.
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dnd is SO funny
so our group split into two
this led to the druid, the bard, and the paladin to get into a fight with the cult leader. as they all had decided to go down a well and found that there was a secret room.
the fighter/cleric and rogue were in a locked storeroom, OBLIVIOUS until they heard screaming through the walls. as none of us can pass a perception check to realize there's a secret door. (none of them noticed the stairs into the storeroom. they deadass just jumped into it.)
for several combat rounds, the cleric couldn't get a high enough strength check to kick down the door. the rogue couldn't get a high enough dex check to pick lock the door. the paladin couldnt roll high enough to pass the wis saving throw for hold person. leaving the bard and druid to fight the cult leader.
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