#they have consumed my braincells

[vala-dreams]

This is very different from what I usually post about buut it's time for an Argos hcs list

• Ashur has already mentioned in a vid that Argos has astigmatism in all his extra eyes and can't really use them to see but when you google astigmatism, you see that it doesn't cause blindness. So I like to think that all the distorted images he sees through all those extra eyes really interferes with the images he sees through his regular eyes and he gets killer headaches and eyestrain as a result.

•Argos's ears are a little bit pointed. It's really subtle and not something you would immediately notice but it's one of the details that make him somewhat creepy and weird to look at.

•Most of Argos's extra eyes have no lids, except maybe the ones closest to his primary eyes. This makes stuff like sand and dust really painful and Mr Plant carries around eye drops for him because he always forgets

•Argos was questioned by the void's equivalent of the police but they let him go because "he had way too much rizz to be a murderer".

•Argos likes Greek mythology and especially delights in the fact that he almost somewhat kind of shares a name with Argus(that one guy with a hundred eyes)

•Argos loves peacocks.

[hms-incorrect-quotes]

Heart: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Soul: They do.

Mind: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

[sensitiveheartless]

...K this is going to sound completely out of the blue, but this has been haunting me today —

[meowzilla93]

i knew that i was down bad for a certain monochrome man and his fanciful yapping and sweet blushes at emotional attachment

i knew this rabbit hole was deep but you know you cant see the light when you reach the point i am at (please do not save me)

this afternoon, I happily recreated an OLBA CG in Sims just so i can understand the standing or seating placement of baxter and august in front of a certain fireplace in the mountains so i could properly visualize and eventually write about it

will i do this again? probably

will i ever stop?

Never.

[beanghostprincess]

Anon who suggested Hiyori×Kuina here.

I was elaborating on the whole "Kuina is alive and training in Wano" what if and something occured to me: imagine Kuina meeting Ace and instantly becoming best friends with him

They could have a similar first meeting to Ace and Yamato. They chill out one night, talk with each other sharing their dreams and ambitions, and they learn that they are both very similar actually.

If you think about it, Ace and Kuina were both oppressed by a society that hated them due to the circumstances of their births. Ace being the son of a criminal, and Kuina doing something in a male dominated field. Both struggled with self hatred but eventually found people who loved and supported them. They would both end up respecting each other a whole lot as well. And they would defenetely end up sharing stories about their younger siblings, Ace would warn her about Luffy emerging in a few yeats and Kuina would then tell him about Zoro likely doing the same as well.

But eventually Ace leaves, not before exchanging vivre cards tho. Kuina would keep herself updated on what happenes outside of Wano of course, so she woukd learn about Zoro and Luffy being on the same crew. She is surprised about this coincidence but also extited about the possibility of her and Ace meeting them again and the four of them hanging out togheter. After all they will have catching up to do, she wants to meet Luffy and Zoro has to meet Ace.

Except that never happens. Kuina would helplessly watch as Ace's vivre card disintegrates in her hands, becoming smaller and smaller until it ceases to exist, and the news about Marineford arrive shortly afterwards. Suddentely everything is just awful. One of her best friends in gone and his beloved brother that she hoped she would one day meet has been severely injured and has dissapeared. She can't stop thinking about them, and Zoro. Just how badly he must feel about not being with his captain in that moment. Kuina knows him very well, how hard he can be on hinself. She knows full well how he is hurting just as much as her.

But she made a promise. One with Zoro, and another one with Ace about one day meeting Luffy. So she keeps training, harder than before. She wants to be strong, the strongest swordsman and the strongest person ever for the people that believed in her, but also for herself.

Once Luffy finally arrives at Wano, she embraces him in a hug, being finally able to see the great man she was told about in person. They have a lot of cathing up ti do.

But on a more humorous note (cause this ask got pretty depressing) Ace and Kuina both pulled some fine bitches from this great country of Wano.

HELLO ANON I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU ALL DAY I AM SO GLAD YOU CAME BACK BECAUSE MY MIND HAS BEEN FILLED WITH HIYOKU ALL DAY (yes that's their shipname now) AND I NEEDED YOU BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEY HEY HEY <333333

I mean, if you take into consideration that Kuina probably moved to Wano the second she was old enough (meaning, idk, say 17) to train (while Zoro went on his own journey too and followed what happens in canon, but his ambition is basically wanting to be the greatest swordsman by having this competition with Kuina yadda yadda) then it sort of makes sense that she and Ace met. I mean, you could easily just say that when Ace arrives she's there too and she's the one trying to protect Tama and the other citizens from Ace. And then it's when Ace shows he's the nicest person ever and they start talking and becoming friends.

Side note -> 17 y/o Kuina moving to Wano and meeting a 21 y/o Hiyori (I think she's 4 years older? I'm awful with numbers maybe not. Because she's technically one year older than Zoro and Zoro's 21 so she'd be 22 now? And Hiyori is 26, right? So 4 years) and having a crush on her and wanting to protect her because she sees the kindness and pain in her that nobody else does?? And she becomes extremely devoted to her and her protection while she trains. It makes me melt. However, I don't know if I want Kuina to know about Hiyori's identity because she told her at some point and Kuina kept it secret and protected her alongside Denjiro or if it's better that Hiyori kept it from her to protect her too and then the whole Wano drama happens and when Kuina finds out, Hiyori feels all guilty for lying to her but she doesn't care because she knows that even if her name was a lie, she has always been honest about her heart to her. (<- poetic devoted lesbian can't let go of her princess). Anyway, getting too carried away with the girls, I'm sorry.

And I- I absolutely love this. I'm sure Kuina would love Ace, and Ace wouldn't stop talking about Luffy to her. And tbh she would be the same about Zoro. They just wouldn't stop saying how bad they want to see them again and how proud they are of them. They'd talk about their dreams and Ace would believe in Kuina's wholeheartedly. He'd say he's waiting for the time in which she becomes the world's greatest swordsman impatiently. He's dying to see it. They both feel a bit left out in the world because of their different situations and they'd get each other so well!! And I can't stop thinking about Ace being like "Oh, yes, I almost died a couple of times. Being a kid in the woods is fun but, uh, fucking hard sometimes" and she's like "Well, at least you didn't fall down some stairs and almost died. That happened to me and Zoro wouldn't stop reminding me it would've been such a ridiculous death for me". Because I just find it funny that she actually almost died but didn't. Funny story to tell.

Then Ace dies, and her hopes of meeting him again are ruined. It's awful. She doesn't want to tell Tama because she keeps waiting for him and it would destroy her. So she keeps it to herself but Hiyori knows something is wrong. She doesn't want to insist if Kuina doesn't want to talk. But it's alright, because Kuina keeps saying things are going to change for the good in a few years, and Hiyori trusts her (swordsman's) words.

Side note² -> I just know they both take care of Toko. Those are her moms. I just know.

[citrine-elephant]

thinking about the theme of "death of innocence" and leon.

re2r - how naive he is. becomes a cop to help people, how angry he got with ada about the kid and father who... you know. people like them being the reason he wanted to join the force. his aspirations to be a selfless source of good in the world.

but not/maybe never knowing of the corrupt chief. not seeing how disgusting it was to have a cooperation run a city, thinking that rules and the law would stop and misdoing...

thinking about him losing hope over the series and falling into such a deep depression, but his morals never changing about needing to sacrifice life and limb for others. the guilt of not being able to save everyone...

wondering if he even believes there is a god after all the shit he's seen.

[yume-fanfare]

sneaking out

[metaphorthejesterdraws]

still on art hiatus but here's something lol

i probably wont post again for like weeks but since i keep forgetting to post anything, here's a sketch from my human practice sketch sheets lol. one of these days i'll get around to my next comic but for now i'm refining artstyle

here is a bonus sketch from when i was losing my marbles trying to draw because it looks funny

[miabrown007]

a minute of silence to my skills to estimate how long a project is ever going to take

[slumberingsanctuary]

Random useless facts about the dragons cuz me bored

Chocolate is toxic the chaos flames (and a few others) but that will not stop FlameStalker from eating it

laceMurex and ThimbleBerry would try to eat bubbles, then lose their minds when they find out there's edible bubbles with flavors

CopperHead likes bugs

If amanita were human and lived in a modern age, they'd absolutely listen to Nightcore and vocaloid

SleeperShark was the hardest to name because i wanted to find an arctic sea creature to name him after for there's like three and idk i just wasn't vibing with the names (i wanted an Arctic fish because the game gave him the name bluefish)

Since i mentioned sleepys in game name ig I'll mention the others cuz knowing me I'm gonna accidentally call them by the wrong name

Amanita: hawkgaze

SongSparrow: birdlightning

ThimbleBerry: elmheart (loved that name ngl)

Labradorite: crocusdawn

Bronzite: burnetstar

lacemurex/lacey: loudsilk

CopperHead: ripplesnow

cinders: blazedapple

Peacrab: tuckerfluff

FlameStalker: FlameStalk

Lacey would wear the most impractical but pretty clothing possible

ThimbleBerry would chase a lazer pointer

Cinders learned that mantis's eat their husbands and hasn't recovered from this (wait till she hears about other bugs)

Bronzite would choose a sharp rock over a comfy pillow, but in his defense it is warm, uncomfortable but warm

Amanita can't tell the difference between poisonous and safe mushrooms which probably isn't a good thing considering they're a healer

[loetise]

spicy leaning hc for sunday!!!!!! i really do think allie does a lot of wearing lingerie under her everyday clothes for a variety of reasons 1. it goes with the fit and it's showing (also just wearing lingerie as a cute lil top is very her) 2. she likes feeling pretty and wearing lil dainty things makes her feel pretty 3. she is in fact plagued with the horny and likes wearing lingerie in the bedroom so it's like. just in case idk it's also very typical of her to go commando and even more typical to not wear a bra.

[bisexualgerardway]

god i am grateful for the level of critical thinking that exists within the internet circles i have found myself engaged in

[farginen]

i've been lowkey obsessed with trying to figure out what riza's wedding dress would look like because i genuinely cannot envision it like. in my head? and i'm not sure if i can explain why but i want to Try to share the thought because i find clothing and the way humans dress fascinating.

i've said it before how riza is just. stylish but accidentally. that's because she doesn't know or cares about what's "fashionable" at the time. she doesn't have the time or energy or frankly the money for that.

in trying to make dressing up out of uniform easier and simpler for her she tends to gravitate towards the same fabrics in the same color schemes, and as result of that her looks are generally cohesive. so like i said, accidentally stylish.

but that kind of goes out of the window when you think of a wedding gown because even when how she dresses is put together, it's never exactly.... glamorous or fancy. and that's kind of the whole point of a wedding gown.

and anyone who knows anything about bridal fashion will recognize there are some.... design conventions, so to speak. for instance, dresses that are high neck and / or long sleeved will often have an open back.

this is where i struggle trying to imagine what riza's dress would look like because she usually dresses pretty modestly not because of any political or moral implications to showing skin, in fact she wouldn't mind showing skin as long as it doesn't show her scars.

but because her scars are around her neck, shoulder and back she prefers high / turtle necks and long sleeves... and like i said, high neck and long sleeves tend to come with an open low cut back or a sheer see through back. and the last thing she wants to do is show her tattoo and scars.

this happens with other aspects as well. like the silhouette of the bodice or the shape of the skirt not being something that

1. riza is aesthetically drawn to 2. she feels comfortable in. gowns by definition must touch the ground. that's probably too long for riza. 3. that is appropriate for how private and lowkey but formal royai's wedding would be because of their work and ranks 4. actually works with her body. she's 5'2, she doesn't have a long vertical line that most garments are designed with in mind (and yeah this is why most people struggle to find clothing that fits from fast fashion stores, ideally everyone would have their clothes tailored because everyone's bodies and proportions are different!)

it's pretty inconsequential in the grand scheme of things but it's interesting to me because clothing is something that riza has simplified a lot in a way that works for her so going from that to a single garment that is capable of stressing her out because it's so hard to find the right one is a pretty stark contrast.

[faerune]

gale/triss for the playlist please (:

There is so much Swift on their playlist and I can't help it because Gale is the biggest lovey dovey romantic there is.

Lover by Taylor Swift

I take this magnetic force of a man to be my lover My heart's been borrowed and yours has been blue All's well that ends well to end up with you Swear to be overdramatic and true to my lover And you'll save all your dirtiest jokes for me And at every table, I'll save you a seat, lover

Powerful by Major Lazer

Like lighting when I'm swimming in the sea From the very first time we loved From the very first time we touched Walking on wires and power lines You put your body on top of mine Every time that you lift me up To the heavens and stars above There's an energy When you hold me When you touch me It's so powerful

Fuck it I love you by Lana Del Rey

It turns out everywhere you go, you take yourself, that's not a lie Wish that you would hold me or just say that you were mine It's killing me slowly Dream a little dream of me Make me into something sweet Turn the radio on, dancing to a pop song Fuck it, I love you

Where Have You Been (All My Night) by Hey Violet

I got secrets in my pocket And I'll pass 'em out if anybody wants to try I got all this information but I keep it to myself 'Cause that's how I survive A thousand eyes are watching But no one's really talking to me Where have you been all my night? 'Cause this party isn't started 'til you arrive Where have you been all my night? I've been watching all the lovers from the outside

[xsoteria]

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[astarioffsimpmain]

Astarion Headcanons

Because Astarion consumes nearly every braincell I own, here's some headcanons on how Stari finds comfort in your boobs. 

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Warnings: Nudity; mentions of trauma; nightmares; unintentional puncture wounds

He loves to use them as his pillows; your bedroll is never your own again after Astarion discovers that you don't mind welcoming him in during the night when he's feeling exceptionally lonely and vulnerable. Not that you mind, what with how he nuzzles his face between your breasts, breathing in your familiar scent and wrapping his arms tightly around your middle. You melt a little inside when the vampire spawn fully relaxes into you after a few deep breaths, and you start running your fingers through his silver curls, always surprised at how downy they are, despite how much they'd been through. A contented shudder goes through his body and he sighs into your skin, his breath the only thing that runs hot about him, sending a shiver through you as well. You can't help but let the corners of your mouth curl upwards and your eyes fall closed at the sensations encircling you. Being entangled in him is just as comforting to you as it is to him, and you know that if you didn't have to arise the next morning in order to continue your journey, you'd be fully satisfied with not knowing where you ended and he began for as long as he allowed. 

He uses them as stress balls (and you cannot convince me otherwise); you've awoken in the middle of the night with a yelp of pain in your chest. There's several seconds of panic before you realize that the source of the pain is Astarion's sharp fingernails digging into your ample breast. He's still asleep, but he's writhing, his brow furrowed and eyes clamped shut. 'Nightmare,' you think to yourself as you gently try to pry his five tiny daggers from your flesh. But he must have felt safety slipping away in his sleep, for his grip only tightened and you had to bite the inside of your mouth as his nails punctured your skin and tiny streams of blood appeared around your areola. "Stari," you mutter, your fingers finding his hair and massaging his scalp gently as you crane your neck down to kiss his damp forehead. The pain is bringing tears to your eyes, but you know trying to toss him off is no good: his grip is like iron on you. So you shush him quietly and tenderly run your warm palms along every bit of skin you can reach, trying to soothe his subconscious horrors from your helpless place beside him. Eventually his hold on you went slack, and you were able to pull his nails from your skin, shuddering in pain as each jagged edge flayed your skin on its way out. 'We're going to have to discuss nail trimmers' you thought humorlessly as you wiped the blood away with your tunic that lay close by. "Mmm, love?" His sleepy voice froze you in your movements, head turning to find him blinking slowly, prying his eyelids open as he returned to consciousness. He reaches for you, hardly even awake enough to know where he is, but still the first thing he wants is you. You can't deny him, so you reach back for him, pulling his face to your bosom and planting kisses in his curls. But he stiffens, and you cringe, realizing that he must have smelled your blood. "Darling, did I-?" He whispers, ghosting his thumb over the clotting nail marks. "You were having a nightmare, my love." You murmur between kisses to the crown of his head, the tips of his ears, his forehead, nose, and cheeks. He tries to pull away, ashamed of hurting you, but you hold him fast, your arms circling his shaking shoulders as you pull him back to you. "I knew what I was signing up for, my darling." You thumb the skin of his shoulders where you hold him and he releases a soft sob into the valley of your breasts. "I hurt you. The one person who's never hurt me." He wails. "My dear heart, I will suffer that and much more to see you smile again. You will never suffer alone again." Gently, you tilt his chin up and wipe the tear streaks from his beautiful face. "I love you," You whisper to him. "I love all of you." Another whimper left his lips and he nodded, burying his head in the crook of your neck and wrapping his arms around you. 'One day,' you thought. 'One day he won't have to hurt like this anymore, and I'll be there to see him smile again.'

Fin