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festive · 2 years

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she’s a 10 but she can’t even keep her cactus alive.

#b4 ANYONE SAYS SOMETHING NOT ME #IM PLANTS ARE SEMI OK #MY ALOE VERA PLANTS ARE THRIVING <33 #nothing else is..#BHT NO THIS ISNT ABOUT ME #THE HEAD NURSE AT MY JOB JUST SHOWED ME HER CACTUS #ITS DEAD #SHE KILLED IT #viva.txt

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dncingthrghlife · 2 years

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every scene with elinor is worth entire seasons of supernatural, true blood, and riverdale combined

#why are you booing me im right #elinor fairmont #gracie dzienny #my fav is problematic and a baby girl #we have no choice but to stan #we are winning #we are thriving #first kill #first kill netflix

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silverskye13 · 2 years

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i usually actively headcanon that the only hels doubles in existence are the canon ones. however. however. tanguish is changing me. i love him. i will make an exception for our chilly skulk blorbo.

Like any good parasite, he has wormed his way into your heart. Don't worry though, he's mostly harmless!

#answering asks #anonymous #tanguish #actually most good parasites dont want to go for the heart #since that could kill the host and they need the host to live #but yanno semantics #also im very pleasantly surprised people like tanguish #he's pretty solidly in OC territory and i figured those probably wouldnt thrive in HC fandom #glad yall like him :D

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pashalalee · 2 years

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WHO’S WINNIN’

Yes, I know no one asked for this. No, I do not take criticism.

#generation kill #im kidding I absolutely do take criticism #please note that wigglytuff is actually fuckin great and is the bane of everyone's existence with the random tm moves it can learn #brad screeching WHY DOES IT KNOW FLAMETHROWER #this was hard...because we all know ray actually has a lickitung that serves no battle function #sometimes ya just gotta pokemon am i right fellas #or is my age showing #i grew up with yellow okay let me thrive

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theradioghost · 2 years

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also everyone look at my rose bush

#my posts #im very used to killing plants it brings me joy to see this one thriving

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annonir · 2 years

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I am SO sick of summer supremacists. We need to twist the narrative around and stop treating people who prefer the colder months like weirdos... If anything, summer enjoyers are the real weirdos here lol. Like ok time to enjoy Sweat... Bugs... Debilitating humidity... Not being able to survive without AC... Devastating wildfires... Having to dress like a boring minimalistic bitch because it's too hot to year layers... Heatwaves... Not cooking any nice hot meals for months on end... Being unable to escape the heat if you live somewhere with poor isolation... i could go on but idk ig its all worth it for a few barbecues. Beach for those priviledged enough to go. And like, having drinks in the late evening because you have to wait until the sun is less deadly to stay outside safely?? All in all a mystery to me. If you need me i'll be staying warm with some nice blankets wrapped around me for extra cosiness. Drinking hot beverages. Enjoying coming home after the rain... Thinking about how the forests are safe for a little while and all. And most importantly: NOT sweating my ass off

#this was a salty salty rant huh #mostly i'm thrown into depression every summer because every summer getting warmer reminds me of climate change #and also bc of genetics cause apparently its an old family trait to have difficulty functionning in the heat #this season is designed to Kill Me. ever thought about that while you assume EVERYONE MUST Thrive in the heat #also its been so hot that my fridge stopped working. yes. my fridge wasnt cool enough for the unprecedented temperatures here #i would have needed a fridge designed for south american tropical temperatures... but i live in western france bruh #where its HOT and HUMID and HEAVY #and AC is not an option (old buildings #(and traditionnally it's not supposed to get warm enough to even NEED AC)#i know many other french people who delight in the extreme heat but then again. different bodies here #they get very cold in autumn but at least we have layers. radiators. chimneys. etc #its easier to get warmer but its so much harder to get colder...#once youre too hot what can you do? strip naked and roast anyway #anyway i dont want to heat those silly arguments like #oooh but the sun comes down early and it rains and its depressing #depressing for YOU maybe. fortunately ive come across this great thing called electrical light #very useful anyway cause i can close my curtains early and be weird earlier #which i cant do otherwise because i have neighbours facing my flat and being able to see all i can do all the time #vis-à-vis in french idk how to translate #OKAY these tags are too long im out dont @ me. bye

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yardsards · 2 years

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any1 else have a houseplant that is just HELLBENT on killing itself? like, will just topple to the floor at the slightest gust of wind no matter where you put it

like, me too buddy but PLEASE we can't keep doing this

#eliot posts #suicide mention #kinda? just in case #anyway shoutout to margaret my aloe plant for jumping off the table AGAIN recently and breaking a third of her leaves #the real kicker is im allergic to aloe gel so i cant even use the leaves that break off from her #she's either my second or third oldest plant #jade the pothos is my oldest and she nearly died back when i lived with my parents #but started THRIVING when i got my first apartment #you could blame it on the light levels but i'm gonna blame it on my parents having such Rancid Vibes that it was killing her #my elderly-ass cat ALSO got happier and more playful after i got her out of there #(ironically jade is a golden pothos not a jade pothos. i named her after the homed stuck character bc she gave those Vibes. shame me.)#the other plant that is either my second or third is alice my lucky bamboo/ribbon plant/whatever #she was a birthday gift from my sister :D #she originally had 6 stalks but lost 2 when we were fighting off an aphid infestation on her #so now she has 4 stalls which apparently symbolizes death w those plants but i'm gonna consider it Metal As Hell instead of unlucky #anyway i put margaret into a slightly larger pot and put rocks at the bottom but idk if it'll help

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gootube · 2 years

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brainrot upon brainrot upon brainrot up——-

mendel + warlock. mendel in an outfit inspired by warlock and his coven leader. the coven in traitors in salem outfits. farrow in traitors in salem now that the coven has been banished and took him with them and now everyone uses magic

#I CANT DESIGN OUTFITS. IM SORRY THEYRE UGLY #im having normal oc thoughts about traitors in salem #could you IMAGINE. being persecutedd your whole life on the basis of using magic. and when they finally defeat tou and banish you they all #start using magic.#anyways now that all evil roles know magic spells only to cause mischeif and kill everyone. farrow is thriving #this isnt canon. but. theoretical buggyverse traitors in salem sequel/epilogue. hrm. hem. hrm. hrm. hrmmm. hrmmm. i like playing w it in my #head.#they took their necromanced kid with them and taught him spells and unleashed him onto thenworld to be even more scary than before #ocs #traitors in salem #the tis tag is just me rn im sor im sorry #jk idk i havent checked #farrow #mendel #mari #ophelia #fanart #warlock

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otto-doctavius · 3 years

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god i’m going to be so upset if they kill loki at the end of this series. if they just sit there and confirm that loki can only exist to better other people, that he’ll never get to live and heal and be happy himself.

#but thats the exact type of shit marvel would pull #and theyd think that theyre such great story tellers #let this loki live #let this loki have friends #let this loki feel like he belongs somewhere #dont water down his character to someone who will always be in pain #and always be bad #and always die before he gets the chance to live #let him be the main character for once #not just the character who exists to teach other characters a lesson #loki #loki series #lokius #<adding that one because YEAH IM ALSO GOING TO BE PISSED IF THEY KILL MOBIUS #the only person in lokis new life that actually gives a shit about him #LET LOKI BE LOVED #platonic or romantic i dont care #just let him have people who care about him and want to see him thrive

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reallybadblackoutpoems · 4 years

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guardian article (2021) - adam gabbatt

“donald trump ‘frustrated with lawyers’ as he cant get off lol ew”

submitted by @laceandlychees

#blackout poetry #poem #submission #the lol ew just kinda #killed me a little bit #that shouldnt be funny lmao #guess what girrls gays and theys #spelled that wrong #but anyway #i know what an integral is #so im thriving #anyway #thank you so much for your submission!!

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vaugarde · 2 years

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my nightmare king grimm strat is going like this

1) having all my little guy charms whale on him

2) pray

#and also trial and error as i get used to dodging his attacks while also hitting him #im doing this for upgraded grimmchild i want my baby to thrive and kill #echoed voice

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skully-bones · 2 years

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u know what, i change my mind, that book was pretty damn bad

#after some ~reflection~ i realized just how 🤨 the plot is #spoilers in the next tag #and how it tries to subvert the final girl trope by making the original final girl a black woman #only for her to get killed immediately #like adrienne seemed really cool she got control of her life and thrived even when the odds were completely stacked against her #and she even dedicated her life to helping other women get through their trauma #only to get killed ‘offscreen’#and come back as a force ghost at the end askdhskdh #thats all im gonna say about this i think

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thedeadthree · 3 years

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ELIN zarneki WISEMAN, mind blind | EDELGARD verner VANDERWEYDEN, CELIE dillon MIRZADEH crockett islands other vampire, midnight mass

SOFIA BRITTANY, erotomania | IORDANA cross CEL TRADAT seneschal of seattle, vampire the masquerade | VIORELE IORGOVAN seneschal of ottawa, vtm: parliament of knives

MINERVA hancock GRAVES vertibird pilot, fallout | IARINA whitman DOMNIN, marvel cinematic universe | SZABINA von doom BÁTHORY, marvel

i was tagged by the loveliest @maeflower to make some of my babies in this adorable picrew! your the sweetest thank you so much mia for tagging me!

TAGGING: @griffin-wood, @starryache, @chuckhansen, @jamesbvchanans, @jackiesarch, @shellibisshe, @pearlcscent, @solarisrenbeth, @crowsintheisland, @wayhavens, @yennas, @rosebarsoap and @mementovivere

#c. elin wiseman #c. edelgard vanderweyden #c. celie mirzadeh #c. sofia brittany #c. iordana cel tradat #c. viorele iorgovan #c. minerva graves #c. iarina domnin #c. szabina báthory #leg.ocs #leg.tagged #t. picrews #big love as always for my beloveds elin and eddie my ladies! the best ladies!#kenzie and reese are some lucky ducks for sure!#minerva the best ace vertibird pilot this side of the Atlantic and don’t u forget it!#VIO GOT SENESCHAL I WAS SCREAMING ITS WHAT SHE DESERVES! get that top spot babey and win over thag sheriff! they’re super married and AH!#celie crocketts other vampire and beloved of matt! what a legend! love to see her thriving!#also have an edit in the works for sofia ero is a new one and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since I found it im in LOVE #ive been meaning to make something for iarina but in short my new mc/u babey!#an eternal from another world that defied arishem my killing her celestial before it could wake and sought other worlds to seek the same!#arrived around when the eternals were in Athens was known as hecate to the people!#so with her being inspired by hecate [my FAV] she has the command of magic and necromancy ✨😌#ETERNALS SPOILERS HERE she falls in love with dane and gifted his ancestor that blade #I just love dane so much that ANGEL ✨🤧

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cirillafionaelenriannon · 2 years

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there are also too many things to think about when thinking about moving out. like. buying furniture. and random items you need around the house like..literally a spatula. and trays for the oven. Dish washing liquid. 300 million spices and sauces. OIL. when i move out this is what my house will look like

ways 2 save money includes not buying furniture and never using electricity. or living in a cave.

#text #the only way i could move out is if i moved out with someone else #or moved to like a rural farming community where its extremely cheap to live BECAUSE THE HOUSING MARKET CRISIS RIGHT NOW #IS FUCKING CRAZY AND IM KILLING MYSELF !!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED #to live and thrive and live in the world when THIS is the state of thigns?!!? the field im going into gets paid absolute TRASH GARBAGE #so i either need 2 marry rich or go into like fucking tech or become a lawyer or something but i never finished high school #so i am soooo screwed and DYING. forever.#valkyrie.txt

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electoons · 2 years

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idk how to explain it all but im dying bc i am not doing what i love and what im meant to do. i want to be making art and creating things and be involved with creative projects with other people where i can flourish but instead im by myself not creating anything. and im grooming dogs instead

#i want to do what i went to school and almost killed myself for lol #im just. idk going to school for it killed my passion for it. but now im completely removed from my natural habitat as it were #and im not thriving #and i worry that the longer im away from it the harder it will be to get back in #and ill never be able to achieve my dreams? i was on a good trajectory and had a promising career. but now im lost lol #mia.txt

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ameriel · 3 years

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*GIVES UP*

#my art #ocs #dnd #alaster #moira #THIS IS ONLY LIKE half done but as you can see i dsfkjfdsjkad #SIMPLY i am just trying to ease back into drawing u___u #i dont absolutely HATE it hence posting but. well #i cant draw babies lmao #alasters got a face under there. beardless. blemish free. thriving. can u imagine.#im coming up with new character designs and i have 2 draw 1 dreali so hopefully i can post those soon just nothing went with this #slowly trying to indoctrinate my friends into the lily fan club so we can riot if the dm kills her <3

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