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customer service voice vs real voice meme needs to be a thing
#it took me a few years to develop but i love mine its like a fun game i can play with people.#they think im automated ^_^
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So.... why'd Peri get assigned Dev as his first godchild?
Jorgen’s usually not the one in charge of assigning godchildren. There’s an entire department that weighs and classifies potentail Godkids to the right Fairy. Although it’s on strike at the moment.
So Jorgen has to do it by hand, until the union negotiations are resolved. Turns out trying to use paperclips is very hard. Itty bitty paperclips. Big muscular biceps. Not a good combo.
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#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop timmy turner#fop timmy#timmy turner#fop jorgen vonstrangle#fop jorgen#jorgen vonstrangle#asks#itty bitties fop au#you'd think they'd have automated everything what with technology advancing to how it is today#but nah.#institutions are very slow to update or switch onto new tech or new efficient system. so everything's still on paper at the moment#(<- upset that most of the court systems in the u.s still rely on paper trails and refuses to digitize important documents)#anyways the department's in negotiations which means jorgen has to pick up the work to ensure no other fairy crosses the picket line#which means handling itty bitty paper clips for itty bitty papers#the amount of paper clips that have lost their lives because he accidentally snapped or bent them.... o7#ALSO.#I THINK IMMA MAKE A NEW POST FOR THIS BUT#I THINK IM GOING TO ADD A NEW LINE OF LINKS FOR THE PLOT-RELATED POSTS#THAT WAY YOU CAN JUMP BACK TO THE IMMEDIATE PREVIOUS PLOT LINK#WITHOUT NEEDING TO JUMP THROUGH A THOUSAND OTHER UPDATES THATS BEEN PUT BETWEEN THEM#when i go back to the chimmy moving plot and the timhazdev argument plot i'll also do the same thing
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*clangs pots and pans together* ITS 1 AM!!!!! EVERYONE COME LISTEN TO MY SVS2 TESTS
(svp by harujpg)
#mo xu has kinda almost like. a bit of a solaria tone at some parts but with more power ballad sauce and warmth#very pretty. i didnt even use her powerful mode or anything this is all soft airy and default. also firm for pronunciation#one thing that is interesting is svs2 native vocals seem to have these INTENSE end breaths? shes gasping a little at parts LOL#she did struggle with some of the v sounds. they turned into like. d sounds? but other than that i think she sounds very nice <3#now that ive attempted to tune a whole song i am fully of the opinion they need like. a manual mode. or SOME way to write pitch automation#because sometimes the autopitch changing as you draw freehand curves is. a lot LOL#but im still having fun. like i said phoneme editing is SO fun#i would like automation panels for all the separate parts of the vocal modes tho. hopefully a future update!#ALSO i figured out a way to record my computers audio for these trials thats less peaky. but now its really quiet LOL so mixing was hard#i still gotta figure out better settings for it... someday...
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I am honestly living for your worse manga au. Its actually so fucking cool :D i love the way you draw the action- and the idea of attacking (and being able to attack) a spirit is such a fun idea!
-Death Anon
thanks! doing this idly has been teaching me a Lot about choreographing fight scenes in a comic, which hopefully i won't have to do something serious with any time soon haha. and what it's turned out for this AU is a bunch of people who are really desperate to never be hurt again get locked in an arms race to find a way to hurt other people that won't come around and get them eventually, which does justify the magic i think, but also it does push for the magic to also be completely brutal and the visual behavior of spirits and souls to be the same as, if not worse, than the regular body. tldr all the shit marik pulls in canon (especially the scarab hourglass) owns hard and i want in and also for it to be worse and more direct. i'm glad this has wider appeal than to just me lol. cheers!
#not art#ask#the author's thinly veiled obsession with the way meat acts#to be fair you Can attack spirits in canon ygo. marik does that so much#and that kinda is what shadow games are. but also thats too much rituals for me. im not about that#those are safeguards to leash the magic and they are cool to see and watch but i love giving toddlers no cost zettaflare#thats me leaving the wuxia sensibility i think. no more honor no more structure you have absolute power at the tip of ur finger#and technically using it costs you nothing. it just also doesn't solve any of your problems either. go wild#well. it is interesting when pretty much none of the cast is interested in like idk world domination and shit like that#(except for zorc but thats bc zorc is a literal toddler for real who doesn't understand the fact that things have to be made to exist)#giving characters a hammer when they want to make a cake is great i think. watch them try to make their cake with a damn hammer#but no yeah rituals are a safeguard but they're also a buffer to me. like idk its like. validating ur position to act cruelly#bc ur by the book abt it. and of course it is a lot prettier than yknow. butchering a soul bodily#if theres a soul i dont think we get to do remote automated warfare on it. the hammer doesnt get to be out of ur hand#lmao i did tell friend yumi that theres specific nutrients in this average big-3-copycat shounen manga AU that i crave#no longer ethical to harvest from real life manga that exist so i made up my own. welcome to my attic garden
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is neils jortventure just going to start circulating again every single time a new aftg book comes out that post is almost a decade old now 😭😭😭😭 who is playing archaeologist on my blog
#i dont mind it im glad people still think it's funny. and i have to admit the first one really is sort of funny still#....but be nice about it!!#also the app i used to make them now has updated voice banks so id never be able to make another sequel 😔 rip to a legend#i mean i could but the horrible computer automated voices are definitely 50% of the reason why it's funny at all#aitch em em em em em em em em em em em em em em okay i'm gonnagobye.#personal
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stop arguing the existence of forklifts in the atla comics under my post you guys. there was an honest to god truck in Day Of Black Sun
#atla#frankly I think the biggest technology jump engine/ locomotive wise between#atla and tlok would have been the transition from vehicles being owned by private#companies and the state -> individual citizens due to automation and changes to#RC infrastructure rather than the invention of the technology itself but thats another post.#LIKE IM JUST SAYING. the idea that the tech timeline in the avatar universe looks different than ours#because imperialism and the subsequent enterprises it spawned completely monopolized#the motor industry for a while before personal vehicles became popular and affordable could#be fun... play with me in this space... <- guy who is always saying this
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FISH U LIKE APHMAU?!??!?!
wherhe The hell haveyou been for the past like 3 months
the answer is YUH HUH. i watched her when i was small and tiny, and i tend to revisit things when im feelin low and a couple months ago was particularly tumultuous, so i revisited mystreet and now im watching through the whole series with one of my boyfriends and drawing zane literally everyday
#dear sweet mutual i CAANNOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT OVER EMPHASIZE THE MAGNITUDE OF THE HOLD THIS STUPID EMO LOSER BITCH HAS OVER ME#EXTREMELY EMBARRASSING.#IM SOOO SERIOUS WHEN I SAY IVE BEEN DRAWINF HER EVERYDAY#LITELLRALLY EVEN HEARING THE NAME WILL ELLICIT A REACTION FROM ME.#ITS REALLY BAD.#I WANT HER AND ITS RUINING MY LIFE.#i have awhole ass self insert timeline its really over for me man#trickster text#mutual transmission#automated response#cas ☀#<- i think that was your tag
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the most niche and unimportant problem i regularly experience is that the growing critical opinion of AI and corporate computers leads to me reading a lot of phrases like "computers are stupid" and "robots shouldn't be making art"
and they're all true statements i agree with in context, but as a robotgirl it kinda stings before i remind myself they are absolutely not talking about therian girlthings
#robotgirl#it doesn't happen with the term 'ai' because ive never really identified with AIs that much#fictional ones i mean. definitely not the automated plagarism kind#i think its because im far more interested in being a machine than having sentience#therian
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i feel like my apartment is doing experiments on me bc every night they keep introducing new machines that are extremely loud and buzz at uneven intervals all night long. a few weeks ago there was this one that would buzz for 30 seconds and increase in pitch, then abruptly stop, stay off for about a minute, then start again non stop from about 10pm-6am, and last night there was a new one that didnt have any changing pitch but it was obscenely loud and would buzz for about a minute, then be off for a minute before starting up again all night long on repeat and i deadass barely slept because of it but im still just like..WHAT IS THE CAUSE D:
#my leading theories are twofold#dehumidifiers and/or fans for the insane construction in the building#or i was thinking an air mattress with a leak/CPAP machine#what i dont get though is that its not constant and clearly is alternating between on and off#and the on and off intervals are loosely periodic but not actually exact and ive heard some faulty startup buzzes so ????#but it has to be automated bc its literally like 12 hours of this#lord only knows but im going insane it feels like what you would do to someone to keep them awake as torture
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i haven't played minecraft in years, but with the armadillo winning the vote, i think about how wolves don't really have much going on in terms of their utility. like anytime i tame a wolf, i end up just kinda keeping them sitting at home.
i think if mojang really does feel like wolves are deserving of armour, with the addition of armadillos, they really need to update wolves to be more useful as companion mobs, because personally... i never feel the urge to bring a wolf with me when im going out to do things, especially if it involves combat.
like, what do dogs do best? fetching stuff and digging, right? like i wish that i could just mill about with a wolf and they track a scent or something and start digging into the dirt and then proceed to bring you that item. like it could range from rarely digging up iron nuggets to digging up vegetables or whatever, yknow. combine the fetching stuff with combat and you wouldn't have to manually pick up stray arrows or items from mobs your wolf kills.
the only other thing i wish you could do with wolves is automate their health in some way, like give more utility to the bowl item so you can place it down for them to eat from so you don't have to constantly manage their health by looking at their tail. just minor quality of life stuff i guess.
idk, that's just my thoughts. i do like wolves in minecraft, they just feel rather lacking with the way some new mobs have so much going on, like the sniffer and allay and so on.
#id like to play minecraft at some point but sadly i dont think my current computer can run it due to not supporting opengl#but yeah. i usually keep this stuff to tags but i figured my thought process wouldve ended up with more than 30 tags#so thusly just. lone post of my thoughts.#but back on subject. i kinda think about how you could automate like... mob farms with wolves. but i run into dead ends#like how do you specify which mobs to have your wolf ignore. and how do you target them in the first place without attacking them#like. maybe the scope? like you zoom in on the mob you want attacked. idk. thats a tough one to figure out.#cause like it has to be something that can be easily executed. and easily managed.#like im imagining going to a pig pen and letting a wolf in to go kill and then bring back the items#but like you dont want the wolf to kill all of them... and yeah ik theres more efficient ways to farm mobs#i guess i just want it to be a bit more player involved. add some fun to it.#i like going around and doing things. automation is kinda less of my thing in most cases#especially with the complexity of some things right. like having a simple easy option would just be nice to have i guesz#its just all about how you go about executing it in gameplay#anyway thats all my damn brain power#minecraft#tagging that for myself for if i gotta find it later
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for internship were messaging influencers like "hi if you want we will send you the book for free and you have to make a post/reel/story saying if you liked it" and i just got a 5 paragraph message back about how we must misunderstand the value of influencers work if we dont want to pay her money and she hopes noone pays me with just books like dug im on an unpaid internship just say "no thanks" and go its not that serious
#it just shows how insecure she is in her supposedly big built brand#if you were an actual small acct youd have accepted the terms#if you were an actual big acct you would have been like lol are they stupid and maybe just leave us on read. like come on. or say 'i think#got an automated email. im interested in paid work though!' like be for realllll
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thinking about how they had me pretending 1000+ ids for a whole school with a dinky id printer

#i think about my old job a lot#i used to be an IT at a school#awful awful awful#before they left they tried to last minute ask me to do id photos during orientation day#NO#of course im not doing that lmaooo#i bitch about my current job but i gotta remind myself not to get too woe is me#like i automated the printing as best i could with excel and vba code but sheesh
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idk how i can practically be begging for a job and still get rejected by fucking target. literally a 5 minute walk from my house I'd never be late or have transportation issues and i can work all hours of the day but my availability isn't what you're looking for. do i stink is that it
#file#i cant take rejection personally especially from an automated reply. i shan't take it personally#i bet it's actually bc my degree would make me overqualified but guess what target. if im applying to you do think the job search in my#field is going well?#only just a little mad at this. it will pass
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he literally just said on a rally (why is he even doing them still wtf) that he wants to bring the economy back to 1929 we're all so fucking screwed.... we're so fucking screwed
the social stuff can be mitigated... this can't, we're so screwed globally :|
#personal#i guess im not even thinking about job hopping for higher pay this year anymore lol#i'll eat other people's jobs with my automation scripts so that i'm not the layoff#i'm already getting added to the job eater team once im back from vacation.... cause i know some python and the job eating#software uses python for api data requests#like i'm the artist they chose to put on the /automation job eating/ team lol#like im literally the ONLY artist not in a true managerial role put on this team cause i can code a little...and translate to cs nerd#(and all the scripts that i've made at work are just adaptations of my gif automation process... so if#weird boyband special interest mixed with hypernumeracy type autism saves me and my husband from this stupidity#i'll be annoyed but grateful)
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dude who i've told i have a degree in computer science two times: okay so this is a string variable, don't worry about what that means right now
#like. my fault for taking a job where they reluctant to introduce automation so everyone thinks of me as a manual tester#but he knoooows i told him already#and i have already built some automation but i did that on the dl because im lazy and now they're all like oh we actually really want#automation lets give the project to the only two guys in the qa team one of whom has no experience in it#guys as in men. in our majority woman team they're just assumed to know the most obviously
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farming/cozy game but the protag gets progressively more existential as they resource gather for the thousandth time
#im sorry no offense to cozy game enjoyers but a lot of it is perpetual farming watering cleaning selling buying farming watering clea#i think its just me who gets no enjoyment from it#but i think itd be extremely interesting to have a horror farming game where the main character spirals#i too would go insane getting up at 6 am to water my 5 million plants and then selling the products and buying 6 million seeds for next sea#on#i actually do enjoy some games like that but in moderation#except if theres engineering or manual automation. then its no longer a cozy game its a marie builds obnoxious unoptimized machines game
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