#they’re all so stupid

[dumbassacademy]

The entire reason the Umbrellas are ‘underestimated’ is actually cause they are OVERestimated. People think they know their next move and drive themselves crazy trying to predict it. Five just rolls out of bed ready to punch someone, entirely forgetting that he can tick time backwards, probably the smartest person alive, but he’s running on forty-five years of pure insanity and split personality and he can’t remember how to function like a regular person. Allison is like ‘this bitch’ while forgetting she can rumor anyone into anything, because she was also manipulated into using it on her loved ones and she’s afraid it’s messed up her moral compass so she tries to refrain instead of realizing it’s useful in the right situation. Diego can literally manipulate moving objects with his mind but he’s over in the corner trying to figure out life with negative three braincells. I’m not sure Klaus is really comprehending anything, just wandering along with the vibes and pure rabid brother energy. Luther is like. Permanently confused. Viktor thinks he needs to step up as the most powerful but now he’s forgetting that talking things out exists, like the rest of them.

None of them know what’s going on. People overestimate them to the point of driving themselves mad while the Umbrellas are in the background making martinis. It’s what Makes This Show. Lifelong obsession and training vs the chaotic need to bite someone reaching for the last donut. And the donut biter is winning.

[crocuspetals]

my power went out so I resigned to drawing stupid shit

[pandamanlives]

Luffy, Law, and Kid are different flavors of the same brand of dumbass

[ftl-faster-than-life]

You know. I thought Eobard killed August out of pure jealousy—which is definitely a part of it—but. Also. Thinking about it—we have Eobard complaining that Barry and August don’t trust him after he just helped them with Paradox. Then we have August telling Eobard “It’s not that easy. Trust takes time. Trust takes work.” And then we have Eobard snapping his neck. I thought he was just jealous, and that he didn’t like seeing August have a redemption arc because he doesn’t personally want a redemption arc, he just wants to be taken on his own terms as he is, and seeing August work his way back into Barry’s good graces was an annoying reminder that forgiveness is something he COULD earn. And he’d rather keep punishing Barry than admit he was wrong.

But actually. I think Eobard killed August because he thought—if I put in the work and it gets me nothing, why bother? Why care what Barry wants if there’s no reward?

And then the really heartbreaking part is. August was wrong. Barry was ready to try and trust Eobard.

[becoach-a]

woke up thinking abt the diamond dogs having a podcast. imagine how funny it would be

[justinbieberpussylips]

loser

[harrypotterfuryroad]

re: “what is a woman”

this guy heard “gender is a social construct” and took it as “women are a concept”

[ronancediaries]

One of my favorite things to do is write tags on my posts idk why its just so *chefs kiss*

[3nglandnt]

me and the girlies on twitter fighting losers. i’m having too much fun humbling them

[redridcr]

Cut scene in dragon age inquisition in Orlais where Philippe is reassuring liselotte he’d never wear _her_ dresses to court bc Fereldan dresses are ugly and she’s juST THANKS I GUESS?

and Lorraine is laughing all the way

[stuckinapril]

I love Tumblr because nothing matters here truly. There are no influencers. Having followers doesn’t mean anything. It’s just a site where people post their sporadic thoughts and rb pretty pictures. Anyone who thinks any of this matters is woefully missing the point

[direful]

maybe it is time for me to rewatch g1…….

[chroma-imp-draws]

I don’t even do it on purpose it just happens

[dreamofbecoming]

listen i know we all love steve “completely ignorant of queer culture to the point that bisexuality is a surprise” harrington being roasted and educated in turns by robin and eddie, yadda yadda, good stuff. i read “they made a horror version of rocky?” in a fic recently and cackled. also a big fan of “he knew he was bi from the start and just never talked about it” as a trope, love it excellent well done

but what about steve who realizes after starcourt that the most important person in his life now has this thing that’s a major part of her life that he knows nothing about, and what if he fucks it up? what if he says something ignorant or rude by accident, and hurts her? what if he loses her because he didn’t know the right thing to say? what if he can’t keep her safe because he doesn’t know what to look out for? absolutely fucking not, this steve says

and listen she’d never say anything, because she can tell that he can tell how much she likes teasing him and teaching him things, so he plays dumb, and she thinks it’s very sweet. but she notices when the zines she keeps under her bed that she buys at that one secret bookshop in indy when she can sneak away on family trips start going missing, always one at a time, and replaced in a few days with another disappearing. and she finds the new ones he must have gone to buy the weekend she was at her aunt’s house hidden in the back of his closet when she goes to steal one of his sweaters. and she notices when he slips more of her queerer movie recommendations into his personal take home pile rather than the movie night stack when he thinks she’s not looking.

she doesn’t notice when he drives to indianapolis after she tries to explain to him why she can’t just ask out a cute girl, tries to impress on him the fear attached to every moment of attraction that he simply has never had to feel, but later she finds a crumpled receipt from a diner in one of his jacket pockets when she’s looking for his keys, and the address is across the street from the bar the gorgeous woman at the bookstore told her about, the one she memorized the address of but hasn’t worked up the guts to think about visiting, and she knows he must have gone looking for a place like that, must have been trying to understand, must have been scoping it out to make sure it was somewhere she could feel safe, after she told him she never had.

so when eddie nearly pops a blood vessel when they clock each other and she mentions that steve is the only person she’s ever come out to before, her hackles come up. because she gets it, she does, he’s only known king steve until recently, so it makes sense that he would be afraid, be concerned for her safety.

but steve is her person, and no one- no one- has ever made her feel as protected or as cared for as he does. no one has ever tried as hard to understand her, no one has ever put so much work into making her feel safe and seen and loved. and she thinks maybe even if no one else ever does, that’s ok. because she has steve, and more importantly steve has her, and that means no one gets to question his ally credentials in her presence without a dressing down to remember, no matter how well they mean or how recently they helped save the world.

(and maybe she’s not as surprised as she could be when he figures out bisexuality all on his own, because she’s been reading all the same pamphlets he has, after all. and she’s seen the way he looks at eddie, i mean come on. maybe no one else has noticed, but then, nobody knows steve harrington like she does.)

[ohitslen]

Sharing a blanket

Request by @volaenii ✨

Accidentally incorporated this to my uni au oopsieeees

[bumnyv]

you remember this in blood of olympus right