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certifiablyinsanez · 10 months

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It’s so cute when people think Crowley is suave and sexy and cool. Like, only under the threat of destruction by Satan himself can make this demon say ‘fuck’ apparently. He has a corny ass voicemail. Don’t give him access to a crystal ball and a fez if you don’t want him to start acting goofy. 20% of his personality is being a Plant Mom. The other 80% is being a Wine Aunt. She cosplays Mary Poppins just cuz. She manages to stay “up to style” and is very bad at it somehow. 90% of his existence can be summarized as “Silly Simp”.

#Aziraphale literally cusses more #“quirky voicemails haven’t been a thing since like 2004 #like she didn’t HAVE to be a Mary Poppins nanny #don’t get me wrong I think they’re drippy but he always sticks out just not as much as Azi #she’s so slay #but she’s not what she seems 🤣#good omens #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziraphale x crowley #good omens 2 #crowly x aziraphale #michael sheen #david tennant

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crustycrackhead · 1 month

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I got possessed dude, did a line of flour— some crazy shit anyways… Swampcat

Swampcat, Kremy Lecroux x Morning Frost

They both find each other interesting like anatomy wise, drastically different, some “lemme examine you 🤓☝️”

Kremy slowly blinks and Frost gets flustered… that’s the good shit to me man. Purring, Bellows… I SHOOT THEM TWO WITH MY AMERICAN GUN

#my art #legends of avantris #loa #ouaw #once upon a witchlight #kremy lecroux #morning frost #Kremy x frost #frost x Kremy #Kremy Lecroux x Morning Frost #Morning Frost x Kremy Lecroux #swampcat #ouaw swampcat #swampcat ouaw #I think they slay #they’re apathetic towards eachother leaning on dislike #I dunno I think I’m crazy #I’m being so real— No throwing clothes silly Billy— their foreplay is folding eachother’s clothes cuz that’s A SHOW OF CARE OKAY BRO #I THINK THAT’S SWEET #there’s moment of tenderness and I think that shit goes so hard #freak 4 freak #demi 4 demi #also like— Frost is def more experienced when it comes to the devil’s tango but also I think the juxtaposition of Kremy being “bruh idk #Kremy to me can charm a person and get a free drink but I don’t think ever went past that cuz he never had the desire to #he’s so demi to me #he would definitely be out of his element but liek he’s enthusiastic okay #Kremy is like an onion layered and every time you peel a layer back you get more Kremy and I think that’s the thrill of it #he would be interesting #I’m speaking from an aroace perspective— like how a scientist would see bacteria under a microscope #tw suggestive

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blankieisablankie · 4 months

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Grab the Princess

#slay the princess fanart #slay the princess #stp princess #stp fanart #I could tag this with the long quiet but like not really #they’re just grabbing her #so #- jack #ours

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silmecicle · 2 years

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would u let him in ur houhse :3

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eldritch-ace · 1 year

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I’m sorry

#never thought I would draw bald cap Adrien but I’ll do it for the memes #I do not care if it’s a three year old meme #I would probably draw snake noir and aspik so much more if they weren’t hairless #like why does marinette get to slay #they’re both cringefail #miraculous ladybug #miraculous fanart #ml #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #dragonbug #snake noir #art i made #image description in alt

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technicolourcowboy · 7 months

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RAAAAH this lil metal au has got me in a chokehold,,,, I’m making the content I want 2 see in the world

Had to doodle the gals 😔 my mind wouldn’t be stopped

Daria belongs to @frenchfry99, Riley belongs to @wampabampa, and nina belongs to @evillillad! Drawing them was so fun I love bug ocs sm <333

Full (ish) versions in the cut below :] vvv

#wh metal au #hudson holloway #Hally holloway #daria d. dragonfly #riley rifa #nina noon #god even their names are cool B) alliteration slay #I’m having so much fun drawing my cringefail music men #I’ll work on their backstories whenever I decide to draw out the rest of their band lol #ough.. and..#gonna be honest …. the poses 4 the boys were supposed to convey a sort of spooky religious vibe #but it kinda looks like they’re saying ‘this dick ain’t gonna suck itself’#which is fucking hilarious #the bands first promotional art (never mind that half the band is missing) and it’s just ‘the Holloways want YOU to get on your knees 😔👇’#any credibility they stood to gain just [whoosh]#right out the window

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ash-and-starlight · 10 months

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things i’m going crazay about today: the illustrations in the he who drowned the world illumicrate cover

(artist is glassbearer on ig)

#what’s sending me into hysterics is wANG??? ultimate twinkification 😭😭#i only recognized from his trademark horrid lettuce gown & faggy peach signaling #the difference between how i imagine/draw him and this is so nebfjsjfkwrkjsj #like to me he’s a tired dude with permanent eye bags and a caffeine addiction that started at age 9 #he’s barely 30 and looks 50 bc every day he wakes up in a torture nexus of his own making #being a straight faggot is hard work but someone has to do it #and is the other guy the third prince??? would make sense tbh but shouldn’t he be in his late teens #ig performative masculinity also ages you #(if i’m wrong and that’s esen PUT SOME BEEF ON MY MAN)#k rant over pushing this aside to tunnelvision on ZHU AND OUYANG #WHY ARE THEY DRAWN LIKE THEY’RE IN THE COVER OF A CAMPY ROMANCE NOVEL I LOVE IT #OUYANG SLUTTED OUT WHILE SUFFERING OH HES GETTING THE 15th CENTURY ART SAINT TREATMENT. AS HE SHOULD #love the benis metaphor of it all too he’s on his knees holding zhu’s sword i know what you are #zhu baby u look gorjus no notes #slay #anyway both /pos and /neg this sure is making me feel shrimp emotions lmfao #the radiant emperor #send post

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huntquinlan · 1 month

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hmm what if i said sjm’s modernized toga fashion for the day court does an incredible disservice to the rich fashions of the mediterranean and diverse styles that were present across literal centuries in hellenistic and later roman cultures…

#anyways. i need to draw day court in high fashionized minoan and mycenaean outfits bc THAT would slay. would serve so hard #FREE them from these fucking draped bedsheets like they’re at a frat toga party my god!!#acotar #acotar critical

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lemonstars8583 · 9 months

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HELLO FIVE NIGHTERS i am back again and you can’t stop me from appearing spontaneously. Hello.

hardly any representation of Sarah here i know i know i’m sorry.. but um 👍👍 at least she’s here

ANYWAY i have. NO idea what to say about this. if you have any question ask (PLKEASE 🥹🥹 PLEEK… PLEEK…?) idk what to ramble about unprompted, normally i can talk on end for hours at a time but rn my brains drawing a blank.

uhm fun fact: Millie has memorized the name and location of every main artery thanks to the plague on society that is funtime freddy

I AM EDITING THIS POST TO SAY THAT UHm millie and sarah were in the same grade at the same highschool. no they were not friends at all. millie thought sarah was annoying for constantly wanting to be like other people and be “popular” (she HAAATES the popular kids after her “bff” ditched her or whatever the fuck happened in the book and she CANNOT understand anyone who wants to be like them), and uhhh sarah thought millie was WEIIRD she thought she was super super weird and carried diseases like rabies or some shit yk. like she’d camp out in the woods and kill frogs or some shit yk. she’d follow flocks of crows to a corpse to examine it yk. rumors like that LMFAO

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kipcobblestone · 5 months

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mf schmeris and mollusine are so real‼️‼️

knew I had to do some screenshot redraws. tried to replicate the style as best as I could!!! on the top is eris ( @clusterpuppy ) and Schmendrick and at the bottom is molly and melusine ^~^ self ship hell!!!

#I made these forever ago but I FORGOR to post them #guys wdym this actually happened in the movie #I just got a different dvd but it definitely happened #they’re so real just look with ur fuckin eyes #STILL WISH I REPLICATED THE COLORING BETTER I DONT THINK ITS THAY GOOD #but style wise? I kind of slayed. shawty!!!#the last unicorn #art #schmendrick #schmendrick the magician #molly grue #self insert #oc x canon #LOL ALSO LIKE I TRIED TO LOWER THE QUALITY OF THE ART TO MATCH THE LOW QUALITY OF THE SCREENSHOTS #IM CACKLINF IT WAS SO FUN

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gothsuguru · 6 months

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i love senshi so much he’s my bestie he’s a goober he’s an ICON. i’m almost done w the anime and these pictures alone are the reason of why i’m gonna read the manga <3

#methinks also unironically he’d be best friends w satoru nanami & yuji 😭#satoru sees senshi and is like well obviously that’s my man and i need him in my life #nanami sees senshi and he’s like. oh he’s capable and makes delicious food. he’s his new life partner #yuji 🤝 senshi: eat the first monster looking thing they see so OBVIOUSLY. they’re besties #senshi is so capable but also a silly goob so therefore. i would die for him and commit atrocities so he can keep eating/cooking +#his lil monster meals 💯 anything for MY king 🫡#so many mangas i need to read <333 gonna read skip & loafer & dungeon meshi today methinks <3 #i love senshi & that crazy insane jester elf looking dude w the white hair & bad attitude who has fire powers! don’t know his name but slay #i hope we get more of that slayful elf soon <333 AND MORE OF SENSHI MY DWARF LEGEND 🫡#personal #dungeon meshi

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nicollekidman · 4 months

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twelveclara is so insane why did they do all that

#the thing is that tenrose is like a foundational ship but they’re both so young like it’s a young person’s dynamic #and then twelveclara sneaks up behind you with a steel chair like hey we’re 100% more insane about everything wanna tango #and then BAM you black out #i only got four hours of sleep nothing i post today is my fault #toxic universeendangering codependency slay

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huevobuevo · 2 years

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The Doctor upon regenerating into 13: I might look different, but I’m still The Doctor! I don’t have to conform to gender standards, but I can still choose to strive away from my more masculine styles. This can be my chance to experiment and see what I like, but ultimately I don’t feel really comfortable being entirely masculine OR feminine! Im me! And that’s all I will ever be :]

The Master as soon as they hear that they’re gonna regenerate into a time lady: I NEED TO SERVE CUNT NOW💥💥💥💥💥

#missy didn’t walk she RAN to Sephora #HSVSYSIAGXHUAH #doctor who #the doctor #the master #13th doctor #missy #I love both of their reactions tho like ya it still matches with their characters :]#like the doctor has always dressed in like more masc attire but 13 doesn’t go entirely femme cause that’s not what they are!!!#they’re just silly goofy and likes to dress up!!!!#meanwhile the master walks into a boutique and goes Hm How Do I Look Like The Baddest Bitch In The Grocery Store Today #they always go above and beyond with their outfits (usually) no matter what regeneration and that’s so hot of them honestly #also this is kinda based off that one Jodie interview where she said her doctor dresses kinda gnc like ok miss whittaker slay!

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salty-an-disco · 7 months

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