#they're poly ur honor

[garden-variety-jumo]

[scruffedknife]

Polyam grand slams (main four BB Nickel Balloon & Suitcase) plz? And/or Cabdle (Cabby x Candle not a typo)

[eatyourmaker]

You're very cool. Can you maybe draw some poly ship art? Any ship is fine. Idk if you're taking art requests or not. Sorry if you aren't..

-Poly Anon

Oh hey Poly Anon!!

Sorry, my requests are open but I'm afraid I'm not feeling well today, plus I've got a lot on my plate—

HOWEVER...

I shall make you... A compilation/list of my poly ship posts,,, bc ur cool :]

🚔🚨 POLYOFFICERS 🚨🚔

John x Jack x Captain x Shotgun man

Just the whooooolllee ass police station

Fuck The Police

John's Freckles

Embarrassed John (+ sexuality hcs)

John+Cap n Jack+Shotty

❤️‍🔥✝️ HOLYHELLFIRE✝️❤️‍🔥

Gregor x Ignacio x Moloch

Snapcube Reference

World's Worst Roomate

Best Behavior

Sexuality Hcs (in this one they're just a small part of a bigger post but it counts)

😈🪻LILA AND THE DEARESTS🪻😈

Lila x Mommy Mearest x Daddy Dearest

(I really like this one (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠))

Lila Dates Suspicious People

Jaune's Concerns

Skid and The Dearests

Lila Protection Squad

First Meeting

🍬💰 CANDYHEIST💰🍬

Candy Dealer x Fat Thief x Thin Thief

I suck at making ship names but idk what else to call these three and there's not a lot of content of them that I can see 😭

For this one— there's only 2 posts, it's a comic I've get to continue

Part 1

Part 2

HONORABLE MENTIONS

Stuff that isn't enough for it's own category

Jaded Ego meets Funnybusiness

Entertainer Polycule

Entertainer Polycule Backstory

I hope this tides you over until I'm in a condition to do requests again, Poly-anon!!! 🫶🏾

[pepmint-art]

ur honor, they're poly. and mlp enjoyers. the love to horses connected them after season 16

@adrastea-skotadi thx bestie for letting me use ur pony oc on harumi's shirt <3

[ot3showdown]

azem/emet-selch/hythlodaeus infodump (ffxiv spoilers up to and including endwalker abound)

these three are regularly described as emet-selch's closest relationship. emet's got terminal old man tsundere disease in the body of a 20 something and he has two partners(not canonically romantic but definitely implied enough that most read it as such) who lovingly bully him abt it relentlessly. while we do not see azem on screen, the way they are talked about by other characters regularly confirms this, and we see it directly with hythlodaeus. despite emet bitching about it, hyth literally tells the player "just say please emet selch and he'll do what you want" when he's reluctant to do a task

when the world ended and azem was split into multiple guys and hyth was sealed away in the ancients' god, everything emet-selch did was to bring back his people from his memories, which heavily involves his love for these two. honestly after seeing what a beautiful man hyth was who can fucking blame him lmao. dude was literally causing world ending catastrophes for those he loved

additionally depending on ur wol u can get reincarnated lovers trope with azem as azem is reincarnated again and again, including as ur wol when u meet him

when emet recreates the ancients' city for u, he also made shades of everyone who lived there. however, hythlodaeus was made with the fact that emet knew hyth so well that he knew hyth would see through the fakeness of it, and so the shade of hyth is fully aware he's a simulation of the original

in ancient society, someone chooses when they die, and it is typically when they've fulfilled their purpose in this world, after which they release their aether back to the world. it's seen as a beautiful thing by most in that society, even if its a little fucked up to some of them+outsiders. hythlodaeus however only has the goal of helping the other two achieve their dreams, at which point he wants all three of them go together

in short, your honor they're poly and i love them

(im gonna do the same joke again bc my brains broken today)

wow all this happens in critically acclaimed mmorpg final fantasy xiv which has a free trial and includes the entirety of a realm reborn and the award winning heavensward expansion up to level 60 with no restrictions on playtime? Cool.

[wooahaes]

Hii, it's the first time I ever talked to anyone on this app (nevermind that I've been here for some time...) I just really have to say your Under The Sun universe is on my mind 24/7 🥺 I owe u my life bc of it, it's my comfort world 💕

I have a lot of... i guess I can call them theories (or what ifs), about the world and all that, everyone can expand it in many ways (I'm doing it for fun), for example: are they REALLY the only people left? What if the readers appearance not only brings memories to bois little by little, but maybe time - by that I mean seasons, they're getting more aware that it's not paradise and something is wrong. It can take turn to psychological story. Different thought: Are they dead? Even if they're dead, maybe this afterlife is the last chance for them to be together, perhaps they grow apart and need to take care of some businesses between each other to rest? Reader's character is a complex one, mainly bc she could also bring awareness (i really enjoyed wonwoo's part and his thinking), after things are settled maybe the dead are making peace with being, well... dead, so they can be chilling once more...

I just like to think about that stuff lmao sorry 💀 It got me invested and shit. I enjoy your writing and amazing ideas, wish u all the best ❤️

hi ive literally reread this ask a few times which is why i didnt answer right away <3

thats legit such a big honor and i'm glad i can bring you comfort with my writing <3

pls feel free to share any theory u want!! i won't really confirm/deny any of them, but i do absolutely Love reading that kind of thing <3 its fun to see how ppl can interpret the story in different ways!!

i will say i think i mentioned that the seasons are still a thing? it was probably a one-off line early on but they do keep track of different plants growing in different times of the year, the fics just never tend to go beyond summer since most (if not all) of the stories take place over a month or so and don't go super far past it. i think the only one that would diverge from that would be the poly ending if i end up writing it (and even then i don't think i ever planned for it to go super far--just beyond one month)

i do love the other parts of ur theories/questions tho <3 again, won't confirm/deny anything, but its fun for me to read these hehe so tysm for sharing!!

[anannua]

Boyfriend Buffet, kks version

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they're boyfriends ur honor ❤️ click any image to enhance

[disgruntleddemon]

It's wishing i could draw humans hours hhh

[dead-dove-diner]

ok I KNOW ur not into human poly but. consider. Jaskier, very drunk, snags Geralt (just as drunk or not who knows) saying he's found "a pretty lass to share" which they occasionally do when they aren't shagging each other stupid but the "pretty lass" is actually Geralt's mom.

YOU KNOW WHAT ANON?? YOURE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT!!!

Perfect! Gorgeous!!!

CW INCEST- Geralt/Jaskier/Visenna

They're invited into some druid celebration most definitely about sex and fertility and while its not exactly frowned upon to not join in on the celebrations, its also not exactly polite either- especially when they're also celebrating a successful hunt to rid the forest of the evil that had settled there and Geralt's been set as the guest of honor for the whole thing.

And Geralt loves sex! He does! But he's just killed the Leshy that's been bewitching the local wolves and hunting the forest and he's tired. It doesn't help that he'd been hoping Jaskier would help him with the nasty knot forming in his back before taking him to bed like he'd hinted at before Geralt trudged off on the hunt, because it was clear that wouldn't be happening now. The bard had been chatting up the same slight red haired woman for the better half of an hour, all grin and swagger and flirty little touches.

And Geralt does his best to tune them out, but he can't because suddenly Jaskier is looking over the womans shoulder at him, waving him over with a bright grin and Geralt's too weak to refuse him.

"Witcher!" he says, as he picks his way over to him, stepping around writhing bodies and discarded jugs of ale and mead.

He's the only one still dressed, stripped down to his trousers and shirt, armour dropped off to be fixed the next morning when celebrations finally end.

Jaskier, as always, has embraced the local attire as easily as breathing- and by that, he means the bard is completely naked save for the thick mat of hair on his chest and around his half hard cock.

"Witcher!" he says again, "Darling, I can't stand to see you sitting all alone on such a wonderful night but lucky for us this lovely lass has so graciously agreed to celebrate with us both! Together. At the same time."

Geralt hides the sudden rush fondness he feels with a roll of his eyes and grunt. They've shared women before, countless times if he's honest. Whores, barmaids, princesses- Yennefer, once, when they were all too full of drink to know better.

This woman, from what he can see from behind, looks as well suited to the job as any. Short, but sturdy, despite her slight frame- her thighs are thick with muscle, her waist small but strong, her breasts modest with large pink nipples perfect for sucking. Her hair washes down her back like a fall of fire, long and red, her cunt hidden away by a forest of the same colour.

"Witcher," Jaskier pulls him to his side as Geralt continues his slow appreciation. The woman is a marvel to behold, no doubt- soft in all the right places and perfect to fill the space between them. "My darling lady, fire-haired goddess of the forest-" Geralt stifles an amused snort at that, "may I introduce my lover and muse, The White Wolf, The Witcher-"

"Geralt of Rivia," her smooth voice interjects, and Geralt goes cold all over. His heart stutters, stomach dropping.

No.

Slowly, he drags his eyes from the pretty pink flush of her nipples, up her collarbones, over her jaw, lips, nose, and to piercing green eyes.

His throat clicks as he swallows and yet, somehow, his stirring cock hardens all the same.

"Visenna,"

"Oh, you know each other?" Jaskier claps his hands delightedly, a sharp slap that should break the spell that's fallen between them but doesn't. The space between them is buzzes like lightning, "How wonderful! This will make things much less awkward!"

A hysterical laugh echoes in the recesses of Geralt's brain. Fucking unlikely!

Visenna stays silent- watching as Geralt stares back mutely.

"So," the bard says, voice dropping to that low seductive purr that never fails to get Geralt going, "shall we find somewhere a little more private?"

The eye contact burns hotter than any flame.

"I think," she says slowly, still not looking away, "perhaps we should put on a little show."

Geralt's traitorous cock twitches, and Visenna smiles, slow and hot.

"Don't you agree, Geralt?"

And Geralt, tipsy and weak in the face of whatever the fuck this is, can only nod.

Visenna's smile grows.

"Good boy,"

[flat-as-a-board]

hi okay so u seem to be pretty confidant in being a lesbian and i am Not

so i’m like 99.999999999999999% sure i’m a lesbian, BUT there are some guys that i’m just like :DDDD 🥰🥰 u know?? like i wanna settle down w them and get married n stuff and live out the rest of our lives together… so those r decidedly Not Lesbian Thoughts

tho like ANY guy isn’t attractive to me, it’s just Some guys, and i talked to my sibling (who is a lesbian) and she was all “well, that’s probably comphet or just a desire for deep friendship” but w these guys (who are FAR AND FEW BETWEEN) it’s not friendly at all, it’s romantic! anyways that’s just my issue and please, please don’t feel any pressure to answer this ask if you don’t feel like it, i just wanted to tell someone and maybe get advice <3

aww , first off im so honored ur asking me lol thats so sweet <3 also i kinda wrote u an Entire Trilogy so . i put it under the cut tee hee

but Full Disclosure i am not a Lesbian Oracle & i can't tell you whether or not you're a lesbian, that's just something you have to figure out in your own time. but just so you know, there's absolutely no rush to finding your label. there's nothing wrong with trying different ones out until you find one you're comfortable with, & if you don't feel like it, you don't even have to use a label at all!

it really depends on the men you like & in what way you like them. for me personally, i went through pretty much Every Single Label before i figured out i was a lesbian. there were Sometimes men i thought i was attracted to, but turns out it was either comphet or me having No Idea What Romantic Attraction Actually Was. & that may or may not be the case for you!

i'm sure you already know this from your Lesbian Sibling, but if your crushes are exclusively for celebrities/fictional characters/otherwise Unattainable, Unrealistic Men, its very possible it's just comphet! i don't experience comphet super super often, but many many many lesbians do. if you're getting those Romantic Warm Fuzzies about real, Attainable men you Actually Know, then it might be different!

most of the reason why i thought i wasnt a lesbian is because of the "crushes" i had on some boys at my school. the first one i stopped liking Instantly when my friend said he liked me. the second one was the same situation. the third one i stopped liking because he asked me out & even though i said yes & we were dating for all of two weeks, i felt repulsed and incredibly uncomfortable the second it turned Actually Romantic, which is what i thought i wanted.

the way i started figuring out that it wasn't really romantic attraction was by imagining the boys i thought i had a crush on in an objectively very romantic situation. for example, me & Boy Classmate #18 at a candle lit dinner kissing & making out & all that. just writing that made me uncomfortable, which tells me i'm not romantically attracted to Boy Classmate #18.

however! not every lesbian feels the same way about men! some are Repulsed like me, & some are just indifferent. plenty of people find out they're lesbians well into adulthood & after being in relationships with men. i'd recommend talking to Lesbian Sibling about how she feels towards the people she's attracted to, and seeing whether that's how you feel toward these men! might not be foolproof, i'm not an expert of course, i'm just thinking about what could've helped me when i was figuring it out.

i don't know the specifics of your situation or who you are as a person or what your attraction feels like so i'm mostly just sharing my Lesbian Experience in hopes that it'll help you realize whether or not you could be a lesbian. you could be lesbian, you could be omni, you could be poly, you could be bi ... all of which are equally Valid And Gnarly identities!

i have no idea if any of this was useful or even made sense, but i hope my Autobiography could help you in some way. but again, there's absolutely no pressure to figure out exactly who you are. that's something you do on your time, in your own way, & only if you want to.

[mainstreamelectricalparade]

🌸 ballet slipper, watermelon, fuchsia, rose, coral, blossom, salmon, hibiscus, hot pink, peach syrup 🌸

omg hello friend thank u for the interrogation asks (/lh)

ballet slipper— with only one word, describe how you feel at this moment

brain.......

watermelon— have you ever had to reject anyone romantically? how did it go?

i almost typed "lmao no" but then realized how self-deprecating that sounds

anyway

no. all the boys my age in high school thought i was boring because i didn't think 2015 "bro culture" (rampant racism, homophobia, and misogyny) was clever or amusing, and i haven't had any opportunities to date since then..... thanks covid

fuchsia— describe your personality in three words!

sleepy... creative... sensitive...

rose— do you believe in soulmates? why or why not?

i'd like to! sometimes i think it's unrealistic and silly to believe there's a single perfect person for everyone (or like... more than one if ur poly, right?), but also... 🥺🥰

coral— what’s something you’re passionate about?

american girl dolls... <3 i like making little outfits and imagining personalities and also i love the books...

blossom— would you get a tattoo? if so, what would it be of?

i've considered this before. i don't think i actually would, because i tend to get antsy about things that are on/in my skin for too long, like rashes or bug bites, so i can't imagine i'd like having a tattoo forever. if i did, it would probably just be a little doodle of a critter of some kind, or maybe something geometric, but like i said...

i just think it would start weirding me out after a certain amount of time, and i'd end up scratching at it or something, except it would be permanent, so all i'd end up doing is irritating my skin... yeah, i don't think tattoos are for me 😬

salmon— would you prefer a partner who is an introvert or an extrovert? why?

ooh, i genuinely don't know! i can see the appeal of both, honestly.

hibiscus— what’s your favorite pet name, if any? why?

like to use, or to be called? idk... the only pet name experience i have is my parents coming up with a thousand different nicknames for me ever since i was a little kid 😂

idk, maybe "sweetheart" or "love" or smth.

hot pink— what’s your favorite relationship trope?

hm........ "friends to lovers", "didn't realize they were dating", "they share the brain cell" and "they're married, your honor"

peach syrup— have you ever had an internet crush on a mutual on this app or another app?

maybe? i don't know if i'd call them crushes, though, or like... squishes

[kmclaude]

ur recent rambling has been SO fun, i love that u had a moment of sappily indulging tiefer and now it's time make him suffer again. i might be partial to happy poly tiefer but u gotta keep the horny in balance, y'know? especially when it's all so good in different ways. (also, as an aside, would u have any interest in seeing works that have been inspired by ur stuff and ur art philosophy even if they're not direct fanworks? asking for a friend).

Oh I'm happy to indulge him and I absolutely looooooove polycule Tiefer fun (along with a side of mommy kink???? Honestly here for Tiefer getting blown by Agnes while Nathan fucks her...) But hey we can also have a slice of indulgence with a dash of suffering: is Tiefer triggered into an almost dissociative subspace anything? 😋

(Honestly my true indulgence is Nathan dirty talking while fucking Tiefer slow and hot, calling him baby and baby girl and referring to his hole as a pussy and generally very very very, er well, misgendering him for lack of better word haha like tooootally enjoying getting to use him but with lovely reminders that, you know, he likes poontang)

Of course!!!!! Yes!!!! Its an honor to even simply know i inspire """""a friend"""""" :) so I'd love to see!!