#they're so normal

[prince-liest]

Idk if you ship Radioapple but I think it would be really funny purely because of Alastor's daddy issues. Like, would it help his daddy issues? Absolutely not. Would it address them? Yeah I could see it lol.

Especially as Alastor sees Lucifer as a sort of "dead beat dad" and the fan theory that Alastor dislikes man who reminds him of his father.

- 🪓 (has that been taken yet?)

I actually don't know much about the meta wrt Alastor and his father (I only recently learned that him being close with his mother is canon per word of god and not, like, popular fanon) but I think I head that most of the assumptions about him having resentful feelings towards his father were extrapolated, so I'm not sure how much of that I'm willing to write into my own headcanons, to be honest!

But also I will totally ship radioapple, haha. I like them as really weird queerplatonic hatefriends. They're so ♣️-coded to me, and poor Charlie is stuck in the middle as their auspistice and also the poor target of their combined attention. I think a lot of Alastor's canon dislike of Lucifer comes from his hackles getting incredibly raised by Charlie calling in someone more powerful and influential than him to judge and possibly help with the hotel, which Alastor sees as his project.

Which is fucking hilarious considering Lucifer is also super fucking insecure about Charlie and Alastor clocks that immediately.

[babygirlyouretheheart]

[bravoactual]

Soap: carries around demolition equipment (even though he's a sniper) Ghost: *heart eyes*

[fortunateoneironaut]

[kallypsowrites]

Rhaenyra: I’m mourning

Daemon: I am also mourning

Rhaenyra: Should we have-

Daemon: have sex? Yes absolutely, that will help

[starsburned]

@frost-eyed-autumn

He can hear you thinking it HE'S COMING FOR YOUR RIBS.

NO! NO, BAD DOG! That's CHEATING! You can't hear thoughts, Chuuya! So therefore, you can't prove SHIT!

[sacredvalentine]

Welcome to the library ig

[hylianengineer]

I think what modern Trek needs is for off duty clothes to get much weirder.

[cactusxwren]

come and take a walk on the wild side let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain you like your girls insane

[sage-is-in-fact-very-tired]

have I ever mentioned I think about the signs in the dark house a lot. have i? Because I do. I'm not normal about them. "No. Never release him." You just fuckin hate him, dude. We're not taking the multiverse higher up's opinion, because their opinion sucks. Let fable be dad. "Does your eye hurt?" Fuck off quixis, it was your fault, and course it's gonna hurt sometimes. "Don't trust the robot." Fuck off actually. No, why the fuck shouldn't they have? Quixis? You wanna tell us something? Because if they hadn't, the tree would've blown. unless, of course, you needed it to. and that was how you were gonna reset. just. can you tell im normal. I'm so normal. I am so so normal about them.

[umsey]

Lovestruck! ♥ artwork of my oc rosemary (left) and polliwags oc (right)! they're totally normal and have never murdered anybody ever!

please do not claim my works as your own, edit,  make profit, repost, (reblogging is fine!), etc

[multi-lefaiye]

and now that i've posted art of twice and iliris, i can share this thing i made with their heroforge concept models

date night activities: incredible amounts of violence

[allurared]

spoilers for justified s06 blablabla

OH WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

[calronhunt]

Who knows when Sage and Fable story is going to be made but I think about it sooooo fucking often. What if you were a 28 year old trans biker chick who wanders from town to town with just your motorcycle and you start working at a garden and the owner's 19 year old kid starts interacting and flirting with you. and due to [Redacted] you have kinda messed up boundaries about what is and isn't an appropriate age gap to have with a romantic partner and you get into a relationship with this 19 year old. And it seems all fine and dandy and you're about to break it off with them cause you're about to leave town but then they demand to come with you and because all you want to do is make them happy you let them come with you. and then while you're traveling with them you have to face the past that you so dearly want to forget and face it head on because it could hurt the 19 year old that you care about so much. and you possibly have to accept that you and your lifestyle isn't what a 19 year old needs and isn't healthy.

and also you have nasty transgender sex.

[prismagirlart]

[redvelvetwishtree]