#theyre thicc af

[penname-artist]

Tidbits #4

Q & A: Define 'Softy'

Notice: this chapter of 'Tidbits' is reposted from it's original document of 2021, and may no longer be up-to-date with current headcanons.

Tanel asks: I feel like i asked it somewhere, but i am not sure.. Does Windlifter think that Blade is sexy AF and visa versa?

To answer your first thing, it was a question on Sharatrap's Q and A that I know of. And, headcanon wise....ehhhhh not really? I mean, we all know the both of them are sexy fucks, but as to them thinking that of one another, its almost completely irrelevant to them - they've never been romantic towards each other, even though in Emergency they've escalated to "old married couple" in terms of conversation.

Now, that isn't to say they don't admire one another. Blade has always looked up to Windlifter like a guiding force, and someone he feels can be a safe space to speak out about personal matters. Windlifter, in turn, thinks highly of his chief, and would do all in his power to take care of him if need arises. They've spent hard nights together, and in those times they've bonded like brothers.

You've heard the saying 'birds of a feather'? Well these two are more like chopps' of a rotor. And they flock together.

Sharatrap123 asks: Is Blade a softy :3?

I have no idea under what context this even is, so I'll just try to cover the broadband of "everything".

In terms of emotional vulnerability (which I think is really what this question meant XD) kind of, it depends. So, Blade has a soft core; however, years and years and years and years of heartache and loss, and then trying to be a firefighter and train a crew, has made him build up shell after shell around it until, outwardly, he's got a heart made of steel. But, if course, there's ways to break through all those layers! ;)

In terms of physical appearance...I mean, his sponsons only act as extensions of his landing gear, so equivalent to his hips....so he may not be soft, but damn he thicc. *I'm getting angry glares, guys help me I might die*

And lastly, kind of an extension of the first point, Blade has a soft spot for:

-Tegus, and other reptiles (he got hooked on them after Trigger)

-Kids, oddly enough (they do terrify him, but hes at least got the sense to bring down his Big Tough Gruff mode if he has to work with one, I.e. pulling a kid from a fire, etc)

-Lets make this known, Blade does look at good looking male helis and planes with 'interest' now and again. Would it be considered a soft spot? Not really. Is it necessary information? The hell it isnt, my good proppies must know the truth! XD

-The old men of the PPAA always tease this, but yes Blade does also have a soft spot for chocolates, specifically those really really dark chocolates that are so dark theyre almost bitter-tasting. Someone always manages to find one to stuff in the chief's stocking around Christmas (the team does a little secret-santa type thing every year).

ShuTodoroki asks: How dependent are the Piston Peak crew on coffee? Like, rank the Piston Peak crew from "I can deal with no coffee in the morning" to "I need coffee to live." XD

Oh boi! Lesse here…

Going from the members who need the least amount of coffee, we have: Windlifter (he actually doesn’t drink coffee, he has a regular habit of instead drinking herbal teas and such); Patch and Pinecone, who’ve both picked up on the tea habits (well, on frequent occasion, but not always); Avalanche and Drip who are both banned from having more than two spoons of sugar in their mugs; Blackout who forgets where he leaves his mug all the time; Dynamite and Dusty, who both have “normal” takings; Dipper who’s a sugar-addict; Blade who ends up drinking coffee at night (go. The fuck. Ta bed!) ; Maru, who has evil concoctions of coffee and what the team suspects is Redbull (hey, it works when he’s trying to save a team member); and the winner of the coffee-addiction is actually Cabbie, both because he drinks much larger cups than everyone else, and because it takes at least two whole cups to get the old engines firing in the morning.

[massivemonsters-giantguts]

Folks remind me to put my Pokémon ocs on here, theyre very horny gals and most of them are thicc af

[toastbite]

Trying to keep loving my body more and more

[voltaage]

why am i being bullied by my dear sweet friends for finding Caustic hotter than Revenant

[mechromancergaige]

Thought my outfit looked cute today, also I love my new socks lmao

[shishibloomy]

Gumi's nsfw thoughts on a thicc s/o? 👀

Anon…. You just sent me an ask that I didnt know i needed.  Thicc baddies rise up

Miguel: With him, I feel like he actively seeks out a thiccer partner.  He loves a nice fat ass and if you have one, get ready to be in positions where your ass is face him.  He pounds in you harder and loves seeing your butt jiggle every time.  He also likes doggy style and positions where he’s holding you up and his hands are supporting you up by your butt.

Free: Free likes being with a thiccer partner because he wants to prove that even though he’s skinny, he can handle someone bigger.  He loves boobs and ass.  He’ll ask to do titty sex a lot and then ofc, cumming on your face afterwards.  He squeezes your boobs like crazy.  Just imagine how cats make bread on soft things but him doing that with your boobs.  He’ll also ask you to sit on his lap a lot and ride him; he’ll be slapping your ass a lot during all of it.  

Agata: Agata really likes a thicc partner because 1. theyre so comfortable to hold and hug, 2. sex feels so nice.  He likes being able to hold a lot of your body during sex, his hand is always either caressing/squeezing your boobs, ass, or tummy. He doesnt have a preference on positions, as long as he can hold you close to him.  He loves your boobs and playing with your nipples too.

Dolph: Dolph is a big guy himself so I think he prefers chubbier partners.  He thinks its really cute when you have a tummy and he likes laying his head on it.  He also loves seeing how it rolls up when he puts your legs over your shoulders and he’s pounding into you.  He doesnt really care if you have a big butt or big boobs, its just about having someone he can be rough with.  If you have them though, its more for him to enjoy.

Dope: I got this headcanon idea from @couldyouspeakmyname (check out their blog!!).  Dope subconsciously seeks out a s/o with a thicc ass.  He doesnt even realize it but he sees someone walk past them and his interest gets heightened.  When he gets with them, all the sudden he wants to do positions where your ass is front and center.  Doggy style, reverse cowgirl, you laying on your stomach and he takes you on top.  While he’s fucking you, he’ll get a lot of urges to slap your ass and he will act on them.

Jinma: While thinking of something for Jinma, I dont know why but he struck me as someone who hasnt been with a lot of thicc/chubby people? Not because he doesn’t like them but just because I feel like he thinks he won’t be able to live up to what he wants (weird insecurity he makes for himself).  When he does get with one tho, he loooooves it.  During sex, they have to be the guiding force and show him how good it can be.  Lots of riding him and him holding on to your boobs/ass.  The whole time, he realizes what he’s been missing out on. 

Ibuki: Ibuki will body worship his s/o no matter how theyre built.  He gets with someone because of how they make him feel.  That being said, he will go wiiiild the first time he has sex and he see extra junk in the trunk.  His hands will be all over your body and he will be touching you everywhere.   Lots of fondling of your boobs and grabbing your ass.  He uses his mouth a lot on you as well, he’ll make sure to show you his appreciation for you and if you didnt feel loved af first, you definitely will after this. 

Sabu:  Sabu is older and skinny, he forgets that he’s not as sprightly as he once was when he was younger.  He appreciates a chubbier partner because he wants to show that he can still keep up.  He’ll do a lot of positions where he’s topping you.  He especially loves to tie you up and seeing how your body looks, its an art form for him.  He likes to fuck you while you’re in his lap too.  Except it’ll be you tied up in some way so he can show you that he can do everything himself.  

Hino: Hino doesn’t have any preference when it comes to a thicc partner, if he ends up with someone who’s thicc/chubyy, more for him to love!  While he doesn’t actively look out for them, he will be sooo into your body.  Every time before you two have sex, he will feel up your body and give you the most sensual massage ever; he knows exactly where to touch you to make you go crazy.  He loves holding your thighs while you two have sex.  

I didn’t wanna write this for everyone because it would start feeling redundant but they would hype you up sooo much.  If you felt bad about being thicc, you wouldn’t after being with them.  Some of these bois would be doing boderline body worship (especially miguel.  He wants to appreciate you and that fat ass up close.  It’s a given with Free regardless).  Also this felt so.... inappropriate to type but if you have a fat pu$$y, they love to rub their fingers between there and spread your lips with your fingers...........................

[sohvi]

me looking at the lenses on my glasses: ooh she thique

[mspainttaz]

okay but also does davenport help him bc its funny or bc hes ALSO COLD. listen if u come from a plane with double the heat™ its not gonna ba fun. lucretia doesn't stop him theyre all just freezy af but all her robes r lined with fucking polar fleece which taako discovers when he steals some. "madame director???" no its just taako, five sweaters, a hat, two scarves, and lucretia's favorite robe on top of it. also angus consumed by the blanket void is all i ever wanted in life thank u

davenport helps taako because its funny but also because he realizes that being toasty warm slaps

i bet theres the option for anyone on the moon to get their uniforms Thicc and Winter Ready (biology and personal preference mean some of the employees are fine while some, like the dragonborns idk might go all out and get jackets with internal heating in them.) lucretia also has uniforms that are Tight and Insulated so she has pressure/warmth for her joints and taako decides right then and there he is going to cosplay the director forever because her closet is his new fave place. everyone gets used to Director One (the real one) and Director Two (the one wearing five blankets. davenport also turns a blind eye to taako borrowing her clothes because he thinks this is also funny.) 

hashtag twinsies amirite haha (please help them theyre all slightly too cold all the time and none of them know why rip)

[mr-lady]

Me Live Reacting to Juno Steel and the Heart of it All Pt 2

Juno ily but youre a whineeer

OH THANK FUCK BUDDY’S OKAY

Oh buddy and jets friendship gives me such f e e l i n g s

He thicc, Vespa says so

wow, can’t believe Buddy and Vespa just invented romance over here

Jeez peet so much angst

Peeeteeer stop being shady af

Mmnot sure I trust himm

Oh my god Juno’s little “yeah what she (Buddy) said” don’t fucking be that sibling cmon

OKAYSOMEBOSY LISTEN TO JUNO

HE HAS SOMETHING TO SAYYY

I know he’s dum sometimes but HES ACTUALLY GOT BRAINCELLS SOMETIMES TOO

SEEEE HEs SMART

Nonono Vespa don’t try to do it alone, pls be safe

BUDDY GET IN THE EFFIN BOOM PROOF ROOM ALREADY

Uhhh

OH NO OH PETE HES STUCK

!!

JUNO!

YESSSS HE DID IT

HE SHARPSHOOTED!!

AW HE PRACTICED WITH BUDDY

God I love buddy’s theme so much

Yes buddy go live please I want you to be alive as well

BUDDY TAKING HER OWN ADVICE YESS

Oh thank god she made it

YESSS CAPTAIN JET CAPTAIN JET

Ohh I love themb so much their friendship just makes me

Oh Vespa! She sounds so happy and excited!! My heart!

OHMYGODOHMYGODMYHEART I CANT EVEN THEYRE THE EPITOME OF LOVE

OH SHES CRYING

Ohhh she already knew

Oh my god I have so much feelings right now

Wait wait HOLD ON “not the only person on this ship with medical secrets”??

?? ? EXCUSE

Peter 👀👀👀 mmm just saying he’s paying off debt for somethin

OH SHES CRYING AGAIN

Oh my god feelings so much feelings

I fucking love Vespa so much she is peak wife I can’t even

Oh my gosh they’re going to get married

IN THREE DAYS???

AHHH WEEDIING EPISODDEE

Oh my gosh this episode was so good and it was stressful but then wholesome and very emotional over all, I’ve just got a whole lot of feelings right now

[writeofmind]

Once again, we must say fuck maeng and send all our love and support to the nail lady. Those lashes bother me so much, theyre not bad its just... they stand out when theres only like 4 of those thicc bois.

BUT GOD DAMN ROSÉ COMING THROUGH WITH HER ORAL FIXATION. MAAM PLEASE STOP IM ALREADY GAY~🖋

Mow that I’ve calmed down a bit, i wanna have a word with their team? Like everyone else busted through the gates looking spicy af but Rosé’s looks so... plain? And I’m not just talking about her outfit it’s a little of everything? Jisoo got her tattoos, Jennie got her (spaghetti) bangs and Lisa go her punk outfit, where’s Rosé’s ommph (besides her finger in her mouth, this is 100/10). Idk 😕~🖋

the thicc bois I AM CRYING. TBH MAENG RLY NEEDS TO RETIRE MAN SHE IS THE EPITOME OF “GO ON GIRL GIVE US NOTHING.” like she literally does bare minimum makeup, the girls can do way better i know it!! and she knows the criticism she gets but makes no attempts to change it up. LIKE HELLO?

and i agree, pen!! rosé herself doesn’t need much bc she is stunning regardless, but they literally never do anything to her. no different hairstyles, no crazy makeup, no edited piercings/tattoos, no cool outfits. literally in the group teaser she’s wearing a gray t shirt and a jacket? like come on man i want to see her looks ENHANCED. she is 1000/10 but i wanna see some effort from the team!!!

[btsqualityy]

not at jimin's nubian queen being thicc af. now im imagining all sorts of fun especially since when you talked about the make up dynamics of each couple you said that they usually have sex first because theyre both more willing to talk after. Lord have mercy

Lol I’ve always imagined Jimin’s wife to be thick 😭if y’all remember, I wrote a part in the baby series about her being insecure about her hips and thighs after having Noah and what Jimin’s reaction was lol😏

[bnhaficsforthesoul]

Hiya! I was hoping I could get a matchup with a 1A guy (aged up bc I'm 25 #old lmao) if it's not too much trouble 😄 I'm 5'3" and thicc af with brown hair and eyes. Got a couple piercings and tattoos but nothing crazy. I'm an anxious mess but like to hide it under sarcasm and dark humor. Loyal to a fault and way too ambitious sometimes. Writing is my favorite thing but concerts are a close second!

I match you with: Sero!!!

Okay he loves piercings and tattoos, like the whole vibe that comes off from them he seriously loves it and thinks they look so cool

Hes a sarcastic fuck too okay, like youll have conversations completely fueled on sarcasm that get to the point of youre both cracking up cause its so dumb but thats just how you two are

Hes very spontaneous, and with your ambition it could lead to you too doing dumb things that might end up with you in light trouble, but its always a lot of fun

He loves going to concerts, he likes a lot of indie alternative bands and those concerts always get so chaotic but theyre so much fun too

[gwauu]

Eveninin always ran under the assumption that me and cows would ya know "pretty chill" whenever we happened to interact during my life time.(epic run on sentence)Upon heading to ye old orchard in the backyard of my county. I found me self face to face with a very large animal with the head the size of about three of my torsos yet still shorter than me approach with mysterious intent. They where in fact chill but my brain was like bro he large and thicc af 😅😨

u know i thought this might be a quote from smth until the last sentence; i dont have much comment besides i had to read this a few times before i understood (i feel like thats a me issue?) its v interestingly written, i like ur style thank u for sharing it w me

also ywah cows are LARGE, but kind of short :^) its funny, i love cows, theyre so pretty

[thetiniestcicada]

jesse mccree is thicc and has a little tummy chub and think thighs and rocking biceps and he could bench press anyone and i'm proud of him

i am SO proud of him, hes doing so well i love him so much!!

Anonymous said to thetiniestcicada:((Jumping onto the chubby!Mcree train cuz I love soft Jesse))- Even though the beach skin taunts is all with an Olympic bod, it could arguably be from an earlier time, say undercover blackwatch or whatever idk but from when he WAS working and training all the time. Nowadays, like mentioned before, it’s just not realistic for him to be that sculpted. Ppl seem to forget how much bodies can change as you get older, keeping a six pack when ur almost 40 is NOT an easy task. Let him take a break 😩

ANOTHER EXTREMELY GOOD POINT!!!!!!

Anonymous said to thetiniestcicada:Adding to the whole strong and fat thing, my mom and dad are strong af (both of them can lift like 200 pounds) and theyre fat. Being fat doesnt make you unable to be strong. Body types and fat doesnt define the athletic capabilities of people

Precisely!!! I agree wholeheartedly

[round-of-applause-forthe-ne-doms]

MBTI types as actual texts I’ve sent my brother

ISTJ: -"Is it stealing if you steal from a thief?” yes -Last night I vaguely remember dreaming that (the place where I work) emailed about job applications. When did my dreams enter the Hopelessly Mundane Zone

ISFJ: -*about an Overwatch video he sent me* Congratulations. I just got teary-eyed over an animated robot I’ve only known for 7 minutes. I don’t need this at 12:14 AM. -Fun fact: When I was a smol child with no knowledge of basketball or Marvel Comics, I used to get the Fantastic Four and the Final Four mixed up.

INTJ: -I can rest easy knowing my TV taste is better than theirs -*on my newfound ability to go out and eat Taco Bell whenever I darn well please* I think it’s too much power for one human being

INFJ: -The scientific name of the sand cat is “Felis margarita” which literally means “pearl cat” and if that’s not adorable I don’t know what is. -Shakespeare lecture followed by trivia night in the basement. My idea of a WILD NITE™

ISTP: -I have discovered an O D D  A R T H R O P O D -All I did today was measure some chemistry equipment and eat some bomb mashed potatoes -how does ur shoulder armor tell time

INTP: -I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through. -BAD IDEA DO NOT EAT THE INFINITY OF THE UNIVERSE -Okay so we lost big at trivia night but we were the only team who could name all the halogens so there's that

ISFP: -I actually ducked behind a tree to avoid being seen by my roommates. Why do I do this to myself? -*about Nate Heywood* He is the anti-secondhand embarrassment. You’d like him. -*about a video that includes a close-up of my eye* Not bad. Except my eyebrows suck. They always suck tho so that’s no surprise

INFP: -ah, I see I'm getting a visit from my old friend, Feeling Excluded When I Didn't Even Want To Be Included In The First Place -joke’s on my credit card then b/c I don’t have one -I think at this point I’m just sort of everybody’s weird cat

ESTJ: -I am currently making a list of MCU villains ranked by forgettableness. -Your gif use gets a B- -*picture of the website for my workplace with a headline about parking vouchers* What an exciting job I have

ENTJ: -I don’t understand how this has anything to do with anything -which dictator is that -*gets called High Meme Lady* Remind me how I got that title again

ESFJ: -there needs to be a meme restaurant where spaghetti is called spagoot and potato knishes are always on the menu. also: hot doge -IM GONNA DO LAUNDRY WISH ME LUCK -me: *going through Tumblr likes* me: *accidentally tries to like something a second time*

ENFJ: -Don’t make a religion out of the emoji movie please -So is that a thing or is it like the “Pepe is alt-right” thing?

ESTP: -*picture of a can of Coke* Cracked open a cold one but am missing my boys! -No one’s thicc as Gaston

ESFP: -I am wearing pajamas and flip-flops to dining hall breakfast I have never felt this much like a college student -Where the heck did you get decade-old Twizzlers -THEYRE PLAYING DARUDE SANDSTORM IN THE BOOKSTORE WHAT THE HECK

ENTP: -*sends a meme video* Tell me you’ve seen this *he says he has* Good, I guess u didn’t miss the…MEME-o -Thy intellectual discussion art LIT AF -THE NORMIE APOCALYPSE IS NIGH

ENFP: -I’ve started saying ��dope” unironically help me -has anybody tried rapping “my shot” over thomas the tank engine -When you start using Youtube search terms like “gabe the dog doctor who remix” you start questioning your life

[fivesuns]

bye im like…. so mad rn????

So like my great aunt has been trying to contact my dad like multiple times each day for the past week and like my mom blocked her number and I blocked her number from his cell phone bc she wants MONEY and no offense but my tia is so demonic???? and like my dad Idk no offense to my dad but he’s such a pushover honestly ….he just gives away money too easily and for no reason and I don’t wanna be selfish but my tia…doesn’t deserve it

Like when we were in Mexico she invited us to her house or else, she said this in her own words, “le van a decir a su papá que no les invité” like she only did it to be on good terms w my dad and when we were there she didn’t even let us inside!! and my tia sells beer so we could only on the front porch NEXT TO THE DRUNKS and she didn’t even offer us food or drinks and it was literally hot as hell I had to go next door and buy tortas for me and my sis like she didn’t even offer us water!!! AND THEN my tia had the nerve to call me and my sis for not wearing nice clothes??? Like not brand clothes like Aeropostale or Hollister?? And like its hot af??? We weren’t gonna be wearing jeans and thicc ass shirts ??? We were wearing the least amount of clothing that was socially acceptable and my tia @ the reunion was like “Mira ustedes son de allá pero mis muchachos se visten mejor con ropa de marca” and I was just like “jajajaja pues hace calor” but In my head I waS like pinche vieja mafufa!!! ALSO my cousin (her granddaughter who is just as stuck up as her) wouldn’t even talk to me like!! Hmmm okey te crees Como si no te apesta el culo!!!! And I asked my cousin for the wifi password and she gave it to me  BUT THEN when I passed my their house the next day she CHANGED THE PASSWORD LIKE HOW EVIL they’re both from the same demonic tree. they think theyre so rich n high class and they treat others EVEN FAMILY like shit… and to quote my abuelita: “HAY UN DIOS!!! QUE MIRA TODO!!!” 

And like she’s only asking my dad for money because she’s getting married? no offense again but she’s old as shit! I know that sounds mean but like she’s only doing this for what??? And for why??? Just to have a fucking party and she’s asking my dad to pay for the DJ of a party we’re not even going to!!!! ANOTHER THING my tia has THREE sons and TWO daughters living here in the US like???? They don’t have ANY money amongst the FIVE of them???? Like makes no sense tbh and I have them as friends on fb and all they do is party and pay child support. when I left Mexico I didn’t even say bye to her lmao and she snitched on my dad like apparently she thought we were gonna give her something???? Like no??? Idk I know she’s like my dad’s tia so I gotta put an effort into caring about her perl I can’t and like idk WHERE she got her character from like  even my abuelito, que descansé en paz, did not like her and thats saying something

ANYWAY I’m just ranting I bet if u read this u probably think I’m the meanest person LMAOOO pero she’s done a lot of other ugly shit too but those r family secrets 😯