coordinating this fucking move should count as project management experience on my resume i swear to god
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pst pst you want to let me into your selective phd program so so badly. I have not spent copious amounts of time becoming chronically ill and posting about stupid TV shows on the Internet. I am a viable and good candidate.
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Jack Cooke's Travel Log: Vault 101 - 17/08/2277
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"Aghh- damnit where is it? oh wait? I think it's finally recording! This is uhm- Jack Cooke, currently sat outside Vault 101 recording this log. Ya'know, in case Amata or Officer Gomez or anyone come's after me.."
"It's been about.. 4 hours? I think since I left the Vault, I've just been sat here on the scenic overlook.. thinking, which I know isn't exactly one of my strong suits! *chuckle* I guess just trying to delay the inevitable. I mean I've gotta go out there into the ruins of the Old World to find my Dad, and I've not go the slightest idea on how to do that! let alone how to not die in the process!"
"I know I acted all confident and self assured in front of Amata, but that was just bullshit! adrenaline or whatever! I mean.. I'm.. I'm terrified! I have no idea what's out there, barely a notion of how to use a gun and no direction to go!"
"Not to mention the fact I just lost one of my best friends.. God... Jonas... I'm so sorry.. *sniffle* Well... ugh... I can't just sit here feeling sorry for myself, I'm burning daylight... 'suppose I'll wander down into that town down there.. Pip-Boy map says its called... Springvale? looks nothing like it does on this map, but it's a start.. now how the hell do I turn this thing of-"
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found a guy with the weirdest misconception about dead space which is that upgrading health doesn't actually give you more health it just makes the health bar look longer, but now it's making me paranoid that like. what if that's true. what if what i've been assuming are health upgrades aren't actually doing anything and in reality the "health upgrade" is just the improved armor from when you buy a new suit and any kind of advantage i thought i was getting from upgrading health directly is just psychological ghlskdjflksdjf
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It's not even a mild cold for the coworker (and definitely isn't for me)! And he came! Everyone knows I have a bad immune system and my wife is in the hospital 3 times a week!
He also. Can work from home. He does so 3 times a week anyway.
I can't be around my wife for a week or so! My brother is coming to town and I can't be around him! My wife needs taken care of; she can't care for me!
I know I had the choice to just never stop wearing a mask but everyone gets vaccinated for covid and flu because (because I pressure them into it), so with just a little consideration this could have been avoided.
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