#thirteen house md

[buildmeaboy]

thinking about all the bisexual jokes house makes about thirteen, like babe, the call is coming from inside the house ‼️‼️

[houseswife]

listen. this may sound like a reach but I don’t think house’s eagerness to go to the lesbian bar with thirteen was fetishistic glee. because like. okay. straight men love lesbians. but it’s only ever in a “conventionally attractive porn stars making out”, “I’ll pay these 2 strippers to kiss” sort of way, not exactly in the sense that they like to surround themselves with regular, real life sapphics. in fact, most hetero men despise the lesbians they meet in real life because they see them as either unattainable or unappealing disappointments to their fantasies. now, listen. house isn’t stupid, it’s not like he thought thirteen was gonna let him in on some hot girl-on-girl voyeuristic action, and he certainly knew he wasn’t about to get laid himself at a bar of ALL WLW. he’s an overconfident perv, sure, but not the kind who thinks he can ‘convert’ a gay gal, nor would he even desire to. the damn patient of the week is a guy who tried to ECT himself straight, which house obviously doesn’t believe is reasonable (this episode also gave us the shot where both house & thirteen are shown making a face in response to “I’m as straight as any of you!”)

with all of this laid out, you kinda have to assume that he was excited about the bar for another reason. dare I say it was simply… the joy of existing in a queer space as a queer person?

[andruillus]

13 (house md)

[bougiebutchbitch]

deleted elevator scene

(Thirteen deserves a raise)

[thievedreams]

“house doesn’t care about anyone” ok but then like why does he show up to pick 13 from prison with a martini in hand? literally everyone else had stopped giving a shit about what happened to her but house didn’t stop until he not only knew where she was but knew when she was getting out and on that day was immediately there for her like. “he just wanted to know what she did” yea but the martini. the fuckin martini!!! he didn’t have to bring her a drink at all let alone one that shows he actually Knows Her. i’m just saying if it was all just about the puzzle there wouldn’t have been a martini idc.

[leyezzeyee]

god house offering to euthanise thirteen was a crazy scene. inadvertently telling her that she isn’t alone. there is always one person who will be there for her. their father/daughter dynamic is insane. this is why i don’t think house kills himself as soon as wilson dies. i think he keeps tabs on thirteen and does go through with it. after that? who’s to say. maybe he becomes like that janitor who inspired him to be a doctor in the first place - he has no official power, but aside from that, he’s in charge, because he’s right, because he knows the answer. i’m very conflicted about what happens after the end of the show. and that’s what’s so interesting and 3-dimensional about these characters - you don’t know exactly what they’re going to do.

[spikes-jonze]

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House and Thirteen Moments, for @dualsouled

[pleading-the5th]

HE’S SO PRETTY💕💕💕💕💕💕

LOOK AT THOSE DIMPLES 💞💞

[thecommunityoftrustworthysinks]

the friendship between the best doctor/worst man alive and a bisexual who goes by numbers more than her name can be something so personal

[greghatecrimes]

as you can tell i’m very normal about her

[houseswife]

what do you mean they were served court orders for malpractice? your honor, the only serving I see here is that of pure CUNT 🫶🏽

[spiltsoup]

Chat would she say this

[houses-gay-cane]

which house doctor is the worst?

[notfernintheslighest]

i want park so bad (i hate taubs so he had to be excluded 🥱)

[autisticheadcanons]

Remy "Thirteen" Hadley from House M.D. is autistic!

[notanormalenjoyer]

they are so siblings like