#this SUCKED

[vegafan69]

─ 🎧 :: redacted audio mini prompts !! › catboy au (  •̀ - •́  ) ‹

excluding nick (obvi) and the shaw pack. writing this as i listen to esmeralda being executed

⟡ vega ; MY MAAAAN anyway he would find the ears and tails kinda annoying. he knows he wants to be scratched and petted he just doesn't know it. nya!

⟡ gavin ; this whore would seduce his way into being touched. he WILL arch his back and show freelancer that ass, along with the wagging tail. me and him should have a 'in-heat' battle. (i'd lose)

⟡ sam ; hates every aspect of it. hates that his body becomes sensitive to the smallest types of friction and movement. maybe darlin can shift and they could become furry buddies together.

⟡ huxley ; i know he likes it. i know he's interested in it. he wouldn't beg for pets and scritches but if he needs it bad, he'd try to rub his ears against damien's shoulder.

⟡ hush ; (doc has a cat) he'd inspect and imitate the cat's movements. he'd become a cat himself. go shit in the neighbor's house i'm not cleaning it

chat this is harder than i thought. sorry for disappointing u T_T

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[mrsvalbaker]

Horror!Bimbo is obviously very excited for Halloween, it's like she's on laughing gas. She has far too many costume ideas for her and Eddie but for now it's decorating time.

Naturally she's earlier than everyone else, it's the first week of school and they're in the cafeteria and she's obviously in her boyfriend's lap.

He's going over DM plans as she starts to caress his stomach beneath his shirt, successfully distracting him with her manicured nails in Revlon's Enchanting. She's smelling like Crabtree & Evelyn's Rosewater perfume and strawberry shampoo, Eddie's in absolute Valinor as his eyes fall to her cleavage in a borrowed button down shirt of his he wore once for a funeral, that was oversized and worn like a dress on his little baby.

"Can we go to Leewards after school?" She bat her big eyes at him "For Halloween decorations for the trailer." she spoke in that soft, baby voice she would use on him.

He swallowed visibly, his Adam's apple bobbing in his throat and his girlfriend just wanted to take a bite.

She bat her lashes and giggled adorably, she squished her tits together and Eddie smiled like a total dope at the hint of the lacey, periwinkle push up bra he bought her last week. He wanted a taste so badly, but he didn't want to land in detention.

"After DnD, of course! Oh and maybe we can stop at Bradley's Big Buy for Alpine's Apple Cider packets?" she sweetly tucked a lock of his hair behind his ear with the finger that wore his ring he gave her after the Metallica concert this past summer. He smiled with warmth at it, knowing it symbolised that she is his girl and only his girl, and that no one could take her away from him.

When she looked into his eyes all lovey like that, he'd even let her stab him and say thank you. He knows once they get to the store, she's gonna be asking for a lot more with those eyes, and when she wants something but is afraid to ask she makes a song about what she wants and it is so fucking sweet you could get a cavity.

"Yeah bubba, anything for you." He said softly with a smirk.

She squealed and cupped his face and began to kiss his lips red and his neck purple, gaining groans from the table.

[asmogorna]

🦇🕸🃏

[keter-class-anomaly]

Could you please you draw a tiny Randy. Make him microscopic. The tiniest tiny to ever tiny.

Dear asker, thank you and I love you

[bidanieljackson]

[sleazyjanet]

so essentially nate's arc boiled down to going back to whatever the fuck he was doing and being paid for in season 1 (maybe even less), sidelined BUT now he's confident and happy about it, smiling in support of everyone. oh, and he has a girlfriend.

wow.

this sucks.

(and i might have more elaborate thoughts about this later but right now i'm just boiling and pissed and annoyed and, frankly, deeply disappointed)

[alaydabug2]

Yeah so...

Ended up in the ER yesterday

Went in at around 4 pm

Turns out I had an ovarian cyst that was 8cm

That's bigger than my actual ovary

Guess what they did about it

Shot me up with some morphine (that didn't last an hour) while they did the ultrasound

Then sent me home with a prescription for pain pills (that don't do didly squat) and told me to call the OB on Monday to try and get an appointment

Thirty minutes after getting home the pain pills wore off and I went to try and get some sleep

Slept on and off until 11

Then the pain was the worst it had gotten and I threw up again

Back to the ER at around 12

More morphine and another ultrasound

SENT BACK HOME

NOTHING DONE ABOUT IT 😭

AMERICAN HEALTH SYSTEM YOU ARE THE WORST 😭

Thankfully the pain has gone down for the time being

Idk if it burst or what's happening

Still gotta call the OB

BUT WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS 8CM AND YOU TELL ME IT COULD TWIST MY OVARY AND CAUSE MORE PAIN OR BURST AND CAUSE INFECTION AND DO FRICKEN NOTHING ABOUT IT AND LET ME SIT THERE FOR THIRTY MINUTES CRYING IN PAIN AND ONLY BRING ME PAIN MEDICINE WHEN I SAY I MIGHT THROW UP

[69liesleft]

空

霊夢博麗

[paranoia-art]

Writing Prompt

A: "Can I take you out?"

B: "W-what..! Um..Sure"

A: "Great."

B: *Suddenly gets tackled and thrown into a white van.*

[jasmancer]

boo.

[eepychonker]

“flirtatious” — a modern highschool sampard fic

[word count: somewhere past 630, i altered the writing after using word count]

a/n :: i feel like half of this didn't make sense (along with the ending probably sounding rushed), i apologize if that's the case. i've never really wrote anything like this until now, please be gentle with me.

gepard sat with his headphones over his ears, listening to his favorite playlist. he was currently in his study hall, a period that took place in the library. his teacher has always been very nice about letting students walk and talk, resulting in a certain blue-haired student walking up to him.

"hey, handsome! what are you always on your phone for??"

gepard paused his music then looked up from his phone, his blue eyes meeting familiar emerald ones.

sampo. a friend of his with a flirty attitude that, unbeknownst to gepard, has only ever been exposed to him.

gepard removed his headphones, giving the boy in front of him his full attention.

"i'm sorry, sampo. could you repeat that?"

sampo rolled his eyes playfully, lifting up his hand to hold gepard's face.

"i said, 'hey, handsome! what are you always on your phone for??"

gepard gasped and tried to look away, only for sampo to tighten his grip and maintain the eye contact. gepard's face was gradually engulfed in a tint of red.

"mmmh.. well— i just.." he stammered, squeezing his eyes shut. gepard whines, "gosh.. why are you flirting with me!?"

sampo raised an eyebrow. "flirting? no no, i'm simply stating what's on my mind." sampo reached into his pocket and took out a folded piece of paper. he took gepard's hand, placing the paper into his palm. "make sure you show up, geppie!" sampo said with a wink.

gepard is convinced this boy is incredible with time, as the bell rang right after sampo finished speaking. sampo did not hesitate in dashing out the door, bag in hand. gepard sighed, grabbing his backpack and walking out of the library amongst the crowd of other students in his class.

he held the paper in his hands. gepard carefully unfolded the paper and read the sloppy handwriting:

⠀⠀⠀⠀"you + me, the park, 8:00 pm ;)"

gepard felt his face heat up.

"this is... this is so sudden. what could sampo want with me?"

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nervous was an understatement for what gepard felt. his legs were shaking, resulting in him taking a seat on a nearby bench. he clutched the paper tightly in his hands, taking a deep breath as he looked around.

"oh, you look beautiful."

gepard yelped then looked behind him, his eyes meeting sampo's. his heart was pounding in his chest from the startle and the sudden face-to-face closeness.

"mmh.... thank— thank you?" gepard broke the eye contact, patting the empty spot on the bench. "here, sit with me."

sampo wasted no time in taking a seat, placing an arm over gepard's shoulders. he cleared his throat, with gepard noticing sweat glistening on his friend's face.

the two sat in an awkward silence up until gepard spoke up.

"sampo?" he began uneasily, avoiding sampo's eyes.

gepard gasped once he felt the warmth of a hand touch his own.

"geppie i.. i don't really know how to get this out. to think i felt so confident earlier— heh heh."

sampo turned his body towards gepard, his free hand soon becoming occupied with holding the boy's face.

"geppie, i really, REALLY, like you. i've liked you for so long, i couldn't even hold it in anymore. now— i understand if you don't feel the same, but i really just—"

sampo was cut off by a pair of lips landing on his own.

gepard quickly pulled away, embarrassed by his own behavior. sampo didn't seem to like this, as he almost immediately leaned in and kissed gepard.

the two eventually pulled away, both with the cutest shade of red on their cheeks. gepard was the first to break eye contact, opting to stare at the grass nearby.

"geppie... do you wanna go out with me?" sampo was so nervous, gepard could even see him shaking.

gepard playfully scoffs before nodding "of course i do."

"can i say i love you?"

gepard turned to sampo, his heart melting with the way sampo stared at him like a timid puppy.

"i love you too, sampo"

"you could've at least allowed me to say it first!!"

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end.

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[encurrent]

I hate OT hopefully they play a full hockey game from the outset next time

[andreai04]

“Sometimes people do exactly what you think they’re going to do, and they still manage to disappoint you.”

[6anshee]

@tornblackedgcs liked for a starter

lydia looked at the other for a moment. brows raised and hands on her hips, "what? why are you looking at me funny?"

[lilmad13]

My birthday sucked

So my birthday was the ninth and everyone cancelled on me. Yay

[forzov3rwatch]

Daily reminder to check your subscriptions to things or you might get surprised by your bank account being overdrawn when you go to buy lunch which you could’ve sworn you could afford.