#this account is no longer dead

[swampthingking]

andrew’s definitely gotten in trouble with his pr manager for tweeting things along the lines of:

“no mania inducing medication will compare to the euphoria i will feel the day donald trump drops dead”

[crazymecjc]

✨ justice ✨

persona 5 (spoiler!) shitpost below the cut!!

[bitchfitch]

this is a stupid pet peeve but idk. 'Cooking is an art baking is a science ' is bullshit. you can follow a baking recipe step by step mirroring the original cook Exactly and still get a crap end result.

this is because your kitchen is not their kitchen. unless you live very close to them, their ingredients might be Radically different from yours even if they're technically the same thing. and worse of all. even if you're roommates. if they made their thing first the conditions will be different when you make yours.

like. baking is just ratios. ratio of starch to water to binder to leavener to etc etc.

But you have to include things like. ambient humidity and temperature and where the crop your flour is from was grown and what strain of yeast your using and when your starch was harvested and what the cows and chickens who provided the eggs and dairy were fed and what microbes exist in your environment and how thety hurt or aid flavor and rise time. like. You have to know how to account for the messy nature of reality and there is no formula for that. just repetition until you figure out the flow.

[theflyingfeeling]

I think today I will cry about BC not making tour vlogs anymore 😔

[mismess]

Ough speaking of slice of life I wish I had more stuff for my slice of life queer romance about middle aged antique appraisers cause that would honestly be really good to turn into a short comic. It even has a cool name I NEED to make Antiqs real WHY can't I ever focus on THINGS

[gumy-shark]

ive seen so much bullshit in this fandom about lizzie's permadeath and the canary curse. so lets fight this the best way possible: thinking of meta explanations that DONT make her death all about a man. please share them with me i want to talk about SECRET LIFE LIZZIE. AND HER TRAGIC FUCKING STORY

[das-verlorene-kind]

I don't know why, but today I decided to randonly log into this account that I haven't been using in ages. I don't know if any of the people I used to know are still active, but even if not - all of you, new or old, acitve or not, still hold a special place in my heart.

[mspaintlightbulb]

hi erm what the sigma

QUICK POST LIKE SUPER QUICK I THINK I’LL JUST YAP IN THE TAGS

but basically this account will no longer continue

thanks for staying :D

@teamnotsoepic <- my main tumblr acc! its not very active but i would usually post if i dont feel like posting on my instagram

@/hittinelfbar <- my instragram!

[theheadlessgroom]

@beatingheart-bride

At this suggestion, June and Wilhelm were a touch surprised, but nevertheless exchanged a little smile: While they wouldn't have said no to Randall and Emily moving in together back at Emily's house (figuring the two of them would want to spread their wings elsewhere, and would come back regularly for visits), there was something wonderful about the idea of them all staying together. Their house, small and humble though it was, was a home, and it did them good to hear that Emily felt just the same.

(And it put a little less worry on the Pace parents' minds, knowing they wouldn't have to worry about Emily making it home safe and sound before the sun rose...)

"Well, I think that's a fine idea," June agreed, her husband and son nodding along-Randall in particular taking Emily's hand to squeeze as Wilhelm said, "We're more than okay with it, lass! Our home is your home, and we're more than happy to have you here with us."

Randall was only half-listening to his parents comments (as they resumed enthusing about the wedding and what little preparations they had left), too distracted by gazing lovingly at his bride-to-be. Although he knew it wouldn't exactly be the case (as they'd likely all still sleep in their beds, just as they had before), a part of him couldn't but imagine life (or something like it) as vampires, all four members of the Pace family as little bats, all huddled together on the ceiling, like bats all gathered in the craggy confines of a cave...

[boltedfruit]

So after having rhinoplasty/septoplasty and some other minor facial surgery for masculinization purposes (a very little bit of chin and jaw lipo) and after being in the end stages of my phalloplasty I can confidently say if I had to do one procedure again once a month for the rest of my life, I'd never do nose surgery again.

Can I breathe now? Yes. Is my nose bump gone? Yes. But NOTHING on earth is worth going through the little splints they suture inside your nose and having them removed for a second time.

[bambino1294]

💌 (there is a very high chance you do not know who I am so it's a little game if you can figure out where, when and how did we last interact :DD)

(you don't really have to answer, we're barely mutuals since you followed me like last night xD)

Hi Gabi 🥺🥺

I do know who you are, I followed you last night cause I finally checked and you are the same girlie who leaves probably my favourite comments I’ve gotten on any of my fics. I love the way you engage with Floriography and I hope you know how much your comments mean to me and how often I go back to reread them when I need the boost 😭

[m00ngbin]

Sometimes I don't notice when we pass your old house anymore. Sometimes I don't remember to look for the sign at your exit. I feel like I'm finally moving on but idk if that's bad or good cause I still miss you a lot but I feel like I miss you less. That's better for my mental health I guess but I feel terrible about it, especially when a couple months ago missing you was like half my day.

[amatres]

hm. giving more thought to layla in relation to killing others bc the answer i gave off the cuff didn't seem exactly right. and it's very. grey, i suppose?

in general she doesn't go out of her way to kill people, sticking often to giving people second chances, even if the person doesn't seem repentant. but she also isn't going to spill tears for every person she kills (sorry ember, she's not as devoted to the idea as you, though she admires your dedication to it).

however there are times even she feels it's just not possible. with some she feels no remorse, such as with hulrun who she found vile in his zealotry, but in other cases it is. not smthing she takes any pleasure in doing, and is unable to let go of her sympathy for the person as she does it (wenduag....) to the point it haunts her long after it happened.

i suppose it's interesting in the two instances i can think off as the biggest examples of that scenario, with staunton and wenduag, she still tried to afford them some dignity or peace of mind in the end, like with allowing staunton to have a proper burial or with telling wenduag she was afraid of her potential in wenduag's last moments

camellia's death was an outlier, and is more an example in the position on having to keep making the calls on who lived or died affecting her negatively to the point she goes against what she would normally do in that situation, and then it haunts her because what if's will plague her afterwards.

does any of this make sense. no. i am tired and hungry

[bandomgay]

Wish there was a way to mass unfollow 😔

[koko2unite]

the romantic relationship between the fic author and that one person who read and commented at every chapter updates on day 1

[pummelingbat]

lately my brainworm-spells never actually last long enough for me to make art about it... mostly i think this is because i've got so many original projects that i'm geeked about on my plate rn but you know? i kinda miss the buzz of producing insane fanwork.