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I am not immune to this car salesman fairy and his traumaised iPad kid
#fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents a new wish#fop a new wish#dev dimmadome#fop peri#fop cosmo#fop wanda#once again posting my doodles bc i have sooo many about Peri. I can't believe 1 glow up dragged me into hyperfixation brainrot hell so quic#gave Peri white to match his baby design and cause i think it looks nice. The fairies are tinkerbell size to me i think it's cute#son does the *slap the roof of a car* meme. Parents are impressed by his charisma#no one talk to me about the latest episode. I need them to make up and give Dev a hug right now!! Nooooooo i cant wait another week!!#my art
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Dissecting this video cause I can!
1. Lando could’ve grabbed ANYWHERE else, like his shoulder, but no!
2. He put FORCE into it
3. Lando’s hand stayed for a little longer than its supposed to…
4. Oscar definitely felt it with the way his head moved
5. Lando was nonchalantly staring at his ass anyways (me too, lando)
6. His hand also hand slides up Oscar’s ass
Thanks everyone 😇
#ass slapping is back#oscar does it bounce#landoscar#lando norris#oscar piastri#op81#ln4#formula 1#f1
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Erik “never taking his eyes off Charles” Lehnsherr
absolutely sick of him. whats wrong with you
ever since he got out of the ocean he’s never looked anywhere else
#maybe thats one of the reasons he wears the helmet#it blocks his vision#its the only thing stopping him from following charles around like a lovesick puppy#slapping him upside the head why does he have tunnel vision#cherik#erik lehnsherr#charles xavier#x men#magneto#professor x#wish does not shut up#xmen first class
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and I'm asking
if this is how I
#RIDE THE CYCLONE IS FOR FREE ON YOUTUBE YOU GUYS KNEW THAT#I HADN'T HEARD A MUSICAL SLAP SO HARD IN YEARS#ride the cyclone#rtc#jane doe#jane doe rtc
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Armandsferatu for my health.
Also on Bsky~
#my good friend armand the sleep paralysis demon strikes again#feat. guest appearance by lestiddy#am i reusing backgrounds? yes#does it still work? very much so#so think of this as the sequel to the previous one >:3#interview with the vampire#iwtv#amc interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#armand#the vampire armand#armand iwtv#lestat de lioncourt#lestat iwtv#lesmand#armandstat#fanart#m'art#slapping a content label on this bitch too cuz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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the way Connor can sidestep over drunk Hank is fucking funny to me
#and the slap#THE SLAP#he's already awake when he slaps him#and he does it with such a jest#and then people act as if Connor is some innocent princess and not huge bitch he is#you can go look at Sumo before you look at clearly unconscious Hank#the priorities#bitchy boy#(affectionate)#dbh connor#dbh#detroit become human#hank anderson#the russian roulette#mine#moving pictures are hard
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Need to invent a word for the specific unpleasant experience that is (1) someone making the assumption that you are one of The Ingroup (2) and, therefore, a safe person for them to vent their most absolutely rancid opinions to while expecting zero pushback
#white people @ other white people some of the worst offenders here UNFORTUNATELY#not comparable to being the actual target but it does always feel a bit like being slapped across the face on a public sidewalk#you thought you were safe to express WHAT. what exactly gave you that impression so i can be sure never ever to do it again.#(worthwhile to note that sometimes these people are deliberately testing the social waters and obvs you can and should shut them down hard#still the whole experience leaves one feeling slimy yknow)#my posts
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I love you albums. I love you songs connected by similar themes. I love you listening to songs in a specific order picked by the artist. I love you reoccurring motifs throughout the same album. I love you album covers. I love you albums with extended editions. I love you songs that reference each other.
#guys i fucking love listening to albums fr#best thing CDs have done for me is forcing me to listen to albums in order#this post is about. so many albums and artists#bad suns#imagine dragons#Set It Off#bastille#FUCKING HELL BASTILLE#theyre albums are SO GOOD#guys seriously. give me the future + dreams of the past. go listen to it. its so fucking good#doom days also fuckin slaps man. my fav oart is the fact the first 3 songs merge together for me until i realise million pieces is playing.#<- and ofc it has another place on it#also Imagine Dragons‘ Mercury 1+2 OUGH#the tone shift as you go through the double album until it does a full circle#sometimes a good album can be made up of songs that are banger after banger#<- All This Bad Blood-bastille Night Visions-ID smoke+mirrors-id apocalypse whenever-bad suns elsewhere-sio etc#and sometimes a good album can be made of songs that tell a progressive story while referencing eachother to enhance meaning and connect wit#-with the artists lived experinces#<- give me the future + dreams of the past-bastille mercury act I+II-ID Duality-sio#Tree Man Posts#music
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So god created us in his image, right? And that’s cool and all but what if it turns out god, like, hates his own image??? What then????
#Yeah okay#I don’t even like this as much anymore#But whatever#He makes me insaneeeeer#literally nuts#Bg text is just a snippet from paradise lost because I thought it would look neat and like. Idk biblical symbolism ig#Whateverrrrrrr#How do you think he feels abt humans having red blood. Like.#Okay I know that with Jack he was really big on it#Like excited#But Jack was just some other guy who happened to have red blood#He created us and he created us wrong#And it just so happens we also have his fucked up awful mutant blood color?#Yeah okay sure#It’s gotta feel like one last slap in the face in the cosmic joke that is his existence#It is inescapable!!! You flow through their very being!!! You are a cancerous presence that has invaded their very veins!!!!#You are the force that keeps them alive as well as the thing that kills them in the end!#Does this make any sense actually. Let me know#Anyway yeah that’s all#Byeeeee#i might draw more Erivris later but idkkkkkkk#My ipad is getting replaced soon so I won’t have to steal my brother’s to draw anymore#So hopefully more art then#okayyyy bye 4real this time#homestuck#homestuck fanart#karkat vantas#homestuck karkat#art#digital art
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Skipping ahead a bit because we’re a bit unfinished with the c-di fam, so anyways~
The smallest feral menace, why anyone ages him up to be the wise one is Beyond me.
#tloz#link#princess zelda#ocarina of time#majoras mask#oot#art#my art#redesign#loz redesigns round 2#i was heavily inspired by p-ter p-an (2003) for link if you couldnt tell#his hat was based on the kokiri outfit in tr- f-rce h-roes#i just think it makes sense for the forest fairy boy to look like one#plus it contrasts in a fun way with zeldas attire#the white streaks being from using the fierce deity mask#also i do plan on drawing the alt future pair as well but i have not finished them as of yet#zelda does still have her pink/red eyes in this redesign as well lol#also the little tune he's playing is gerudo valley#cuz it slaps
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more hand kiss bc reasons


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#ANYWAYS SLAP THIS ON MY GRAVE IF I DIE BEFORE BJ3#he is so SOFT it is OBSCENE#how does he look like THAT and then .5 seconds later he looks like 👁👄👁#beetlejuice wedding#beetlejuice#betelgeuse#beetlejuice gifs#muh gifs#beetlejuice beetlejuice#beetlejuice 2024#beetlejuice 2#beetlejuice sequal#beetlejuice spoilers#keatonjuice#michael keaton#beetlejuice screenies#muh screenshots#beetlebabe#beetlebabes#beetlelyds#lydia x beetlejuice#beetlejuice x lydia#beej x lyds#betelgeuse x lydia
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“I really like that one (romantic) movie from 2011 that James McAvoy was in where he mostly just pines for his red-themed counterpart throughout the movie while said love interest is destined to be on the other side of the growing conflict going on that is bigger than the two of them” my guy WHICH ONE?!


#does this make sense?#I forgot these came out in the same year and I’ve connected the dots#if there were any ever dots to connect I sure have connected them#anyways they both slap#gnomeo and juliet#x men first class#x men films#gnomeo#charles xavier#professor x#james mcavoy#cherik#romeo and juliet
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#why does it suddenly slap i wasn't even into it back in the day#did the world change? did i change?#(i definitely changed)#fairy tail#lucy heartfilia#natsu dragneel#nalu#em blabbers#anime#memes
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I'm kind-of genuinely devastated that they decided to cut out the reveal of Perrin having known all along about Mon Mothma's rebel activities and was getting interrogated WEEKLY by the Empire and never cracked even once.
This would've helped answer SO MANY QUESTIONS about Mon and Perrin, and it could've easily helped answer the question of why Mon felt like she could just walk away from her family after making herself public enemy number one.
She goes to finally explain it all to Perrin right before she makes the speech because dammit she might not have trust him or even like him all that much but she doesn't want him DEAD and he deserves the chance to find this out from her and get himself to safety before she turns his life upside down, and he tells her he's known all along and covered for her this whole time and never once cracked or been discovered, even when she framed him for gambling and sold off their daughter to a gangster's son. He lets her know that he doesn't need to go to safety, he's not just going to run now because that'll just make him look like he was involved in it. He can continue to cover for himself when the Empire comes to interrogate him again, and he can do it well enough to ensure Leida doesn't get implicated, either. Mon's priority is the rebellion, her priority is her work and it always has been, even to the detriment of her relationship with her family, and Perrin understood that but it meant that HIS priority had to be protecting and taking care of Leida in the absence of her mother. So Mon has to go, but Perrin has to stay because their daughter needs him now more than ever.
And it just makes the choice that Mon has made so clear, the sacrifice she chose to make for the sake of the rebellion, and she can't back out now, she can't make a different choice because she tells herself she's doing this FOR Leida, to try to make a better world for her daughter to live in, but in order to give Leida that world, she has to leave Leida behind.
But she realizes now that she CAN trust Perrin, she could've trusted him all along, so she chooses to trust him now. She trusts him with their daughter, she trusts that he can take care of himself and Leida in her absence once more.
This helps Mon's arc SO MUCH, and I honestly love it, and as Bissell says it's technically a non-canon thing now because it clearly never even made it into the script really let alone got filmed, but it's pretty easy to slot it into what we DID get to see, so as far as I'm concerned, this is my canon. This fixes so many of the problems I had with the end of this arc for Mon and makes it so much more emotional and almost tragic. Mon made her choices and you can argue that some of them were mistakes if you want, you can argue that it made her a bad mother if you wanted to, but it's so much more complicated and nuanced than that, and I love that this finally makes that so clear. Mon made her choice and her family paid the price a long time ago, long before Mon was willing to acknowledge that she'd made that choice.
#star wars#mon mothma#perrin fertha#andor#andor spoilers#andor s2 spoilers#sw andor#star wars andor#this fits in SO much better with the perrin from mask of fear actually too#and the relationship he and mon have and the choice that mon makes towards the end about keeping him in the loop or not#she doesn't KNOW for sure if she can trust him and she has to make a choice and she does#and she sticks to it#but she did know that he had strengths that she didn't have and they had been more of a team once and she did care about him#and i love the idea that mon is the one who keeps distancing herself and all perrin can do is watch#and he's smart enough and connected enough to know exactly what's happening and why and he even AGREES with it#even though he hates that she doesn't trust him and hates the way it makes leida feel#he never confronts her about it because what she's doing IS important and if she wanted to trust him to help her then he's right there#he loves mon enough to just keep his silence and take care of leida and do what has to be done to protect her#and mon loves perrin enough to try to protect him by keeping him out of it#and unfortunately all that does is tear the two of them apart because that's what secrets do#GOD it just HITS in the perfect way#this is the kind of quality development we could've gotten with fuller seasons#just let mon feel the real consequences of the choices she's made#let her get slapped in the face with the truth of what she's chosen to do#and she can't regret it or even claim that she wishes she'd done it any other way#but her actions have had consequences#much like cassian's choices have consequences even if he'd do it again if he had to because the rebellion and the cause is worth it
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“So, ectoplasm is a vicious fluid—”
“Viscous. The word is you mean is viscous.”
“No, I do actually mean vicious. You should see what it does to processed meat…”
#i just randomly thought of this “viscous” vs “vicious” thing and wanted to slap it into something#so… yeah.#silly#danny phantom#dp#does this count as an incorrect quote? idk
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