#this is ?? kinda weird ??

[mailnaise]

My friends say the craziest things pt 6

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“If I was a wizard and walked in and saw [a dog sleeping while standing on two legs] I would turn around and leave” -arielle

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nobody:

grace: aaaaaaAAA**AAA** *throws her phone*

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liz: he’s high enough to fight now

henri: that’s my motto

[vemberposting]

what if someone blindfolded me and pressed a vibe to me and forced me to overstimulate myself (sensory wise)? put me in noise cancelling headphones connected to a microphone set up next to me so my own moans are being played at just a little delay in my ears???

feeling so overwhelmed by the constant sound and feeling just surrounded by myself moaning while also feeling so humiliated at listening to myself sound like such a whore

but with my damn voice kink it’d make me even more wet and excited just hearing myself moan and beg… groaning and whining through my orgasm and feeling my clit overstimulated and being unable to hold back my moans and whimpers and hearing them and making it all feel so much better and making just an endless loop-

[itaehynz]

i put my tumblr on light mode for now… it’s hurting my eyes a teeny bit but i’ll be fine !!!!

[lunimy]

my english teacher is singing country music

[afriendlyblackhottie]

Okay so I’m watching the deep end about spiritual leaders so I can take notes… ya know… for my… “cult”

[strawbbfluff]

Are you getting jealous when @demon-ler teases @not-so-shy-lee-chu? Because you said he is your ler!

no of course not! he’s allowed to have other friends and lees lol. i only said that cause he likes to call me “his” lee all the time so why wouldn’t i return the favor?

[musicalinny]

Another black clover brain rot dump before I go to bed because why not~

Do y'all know that theory wherein Luck is actually related to Charlotte?

Yeah it may look like just some random kadoosh because they have the same color scheme but (once again) hear me out-

If some of you remember, during the elf invasion, Charla (elf Charlotte) was looking for her brother. And during the opening of that arc, at one picture by the river shown for a split second, you can see that Charla and a little boy elf were together. They were also in Raia's flashback carrying baskets, so that would be Charla's brother. And whose spitting image was that elf of? Luck.

Now, Charlotte and Luck are both powerful. Both have flexible magic and improve even at the tightest situations. They can adjust their magic as needed. Flexibility of magic is a skill a few magic knights have, and maybe it's a natural knack if you're a Roselei? (Whut)

Second, Luck's past. His mother was briefly shown in this, mostly in black and white, but at the end of elf Luck's fight, when Luck's consciousness chose to head towards the Black Bulls, you see the mother in color. Blonde hair, blue eyes. How does that relate to Charlotte?

Point three. Look at Gauche and Marie. Both were possessed by elves too, but were still reincarnated as siblings. Now, Charlotte may have had another sibling that looked like Luck, but no one else was shown in her backstory so that's crossed out. Since Marie was the only one shown to be an elf-possessed non-Magic knight, the Charlotte brother possibility is also not included. That leaves Luck as the primary subject.

Let's go back to his mother. If she was a Roselei, then why did Luck never know Charlotte from family, and vice versa? Recall, Luck's mother had loose screws in her head. She was obsessed with her son's victories and strength which gave way to Luck's bloodlust and victory complex. But maybe she wasn't always like that, and there's another theory.

Luck's mother left the Roselei family to be with a commoner.

Just- think of it this way. Love over wealth. Kinda cliche, ain't it? But it happens in anime too. Look at Charlotte. Love despite the status. Maybe Luck's mother had fallen in love with a commoner and said fck the hierarchy I'm going with him- and of she went to the poorer class with hubby. And since he wasn't shown in Luck's past, that leaves two possibilities: maybe he left, or he's dead. Which lead to the mother slowly losing her mind. Her reason for leaving nobility was him. Disgraced, but loved. But now that he's not there, what was she? Just a disgraced woman who gave up her own status? That kind of pressure's enough to make someone lose their shit. And she took it out on her kid.

This supports her persistence in Luck being winner at everything. She may have wanted to feel herself noble again by raising a son who was stronger than nobility itself. Maybe the Roseleis never really lost track of her and she had hoped that once they see how valuable of a magic user Luck was, they'd be taken back? Luck only did it to make her proud, but he never knew about his real family. Or did he?

Oop. I got carried away. But there's that. Good night! ✨

[rubysparx]

Woah, I lost a chunk of followers at some point. I mean obviously I don’t care but my count was steadily increasing I remember I had over 50 and now it’s 40 smthn. This blog is my main and is primarily for my own entertainment but regardless I hope I didn’t upset like 5 people simultaneously !

[coffeeandsnark]

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Apparently Anne Rice died yesterday.

I just found out.

wow

[the-ethereal-aura]

are u married

uhhh what-

im gonna assume u mean here like on tumblr

no i am not

but @carstairgray and i are soulmates

[xsugarysweetsx]

That’s why that other blog okayed it most likely . Nsfw blogs will states no minors/ageless can’t interact or follow or they will be blocked.

you don’t say that , Bc as I’ve seen you aren’t a nsfw blog.the person who okayed the minor doesn’t allow any minor interaction, but I’m assuming you do?

im assuming you allow interaction with your sfw posts but not out smut stuff

Correct anon. Honestly my content isn't very nsfw but more smutty (if there is a difference) but still aimed for a more mature audience

I made a post stating about minors. I even stopped writing smut for a while because I was getting some minors on here and i waited for my 18th birthday. And usually my interactions with minors here ranging from 15-17 they have told me in dms that they would only read fluff and angst and have proved right by only interacting with those posts (which thank you for following my rules everyone!)

but that is another thing if the blog does not allow minors then why would the anon claim that?

[kriffclone]

I love Gregor with all my heart and I cried when he showed up but you are telling me that they will risk their lives for a clone they barely know just because Rex sent them and they won't even device a plan to rescue Crosshair?

[thesadnesswillend]

just looked back on all of my exes and realized i have never dated anyone who doesn’t have curly hair and green eyes. i will now be psychoanalyzing myself, thank you.

[authcenter]

every time i take one of those “i’ll judge your taste in men/women” i realize hm... i don’t think i am attracted to real people.... wtf...

[personcalleddumbo]

I feel Like Tumblr knows my preferences now...

[iq-of-a-cow]

hii so i think i finnally have a good label for myself (i hope it doesn't change one more time but WHATEVER)

panromantic, agnosexual

panromantic because idrc what pronouns/gender identity the person has

agnosexual (according to this here, agnosexual describes a person who knows they are somewhere on the ace-spectrum, but their sexuality doesn't fit any of the labels, or when a person doesn't know which label on the ace-spectrum fits them best [currently my case] and from other sources ive seen, it can also describes someone with an undecided sexual orientation)

and of course i drew the flag lol (the colors are so pretty)

ok bye now