#this is 100% true

[crippled-peeper]

I lost the ability to feel embarrassment in 2019 when TSA whipped out my jelly clear 12 inch dildo from my carry-on bag and tested it for explosives while everyone watched on in horror and confusion

[energyprison]

my favourite beam attack growing up was special beam cannon and at family gatherings i would sneak off to practice it

[minniiaa]

Firm believer Law and Luffy have the loudest sex. Luffy gives no fucks about privacy or holding back. Law tries so hard to be quiet cause he’d rather launch himself into the sea than have anyone hear him getting railed. This drives Luffy insane so he just pushes Law until he turns into the whiny little bottom bitch he truly is (Law loves it but he’d never dare admit it).

[ethernalium]

[kaydennln]

real ass panel from scott pilgrim btw

[stripysockstumb]

Btw just got an email from Jon Simms saying that Jon and Martin are actually fine and safe and in a loving relationship in a parallel world and they will never have to be scared again and they live in a nice house with good cows and tea and a library.

[paul-simon-juggling]

Went for an eye test today and they found a small image of American singer-songwriter Paul Simon burned permanently into my retinas in the same way images get permanently burned into old TV's when you have the one thing on screen for too long.

[do-geese-see-god]

How do you know that I was born in the 80s? I honestly taught a yoyo class and prefer a Duncan green butterfly.

[iii-days-grace]

doing biology fieldwork was fun because sometimes you would come across like. someone's campsite where they had arranged deer skulls on spikes around the campfire and scattered the scapulae around the site pleasingly. dirt scuffed up. were they having fun or was that just pokeberry juice schmeared on the trees. do i want to know

[dadrockconfessions]

[acorpsecalledcorva]

The F in futch stands for faggy

[kegisaroused]

Sometimes I’m like “my time in internet fandom hasn’t been THAT crazy” and then I remember that someone I’ve never met IRL wrote RPF about me once.

[toxictoxicities]

Officially married, 100% canon in Undergut  Thank you my Brohoe for allowing this to be possible <3 Hound (my OFFICIAL FICTIONAL HUSBAND) = @undergut-au​ / @doloshroom​ 

[lpslopbunny112]

Every copy of minecraft story mode is personalized

[methcheese]

watching daredevil isnt enough i need to fuck matt murdock

[moonstrider9904]

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