#the most powerful gf

[dollarstoreartsupplies]

see in terms of hatchetfield str8 ships we all know that the dynamic apparently, legally, has to be a magical, powerful, effervescent woman/Just Some Guy-- but a very important aspect of that dynamic is the magical, powerful, effervescent woman in convinced that their Just Some Guy hung the moon and stars in the sky and would kill anyone who insinuated otherwise

EXCEPT (this is so incredibly important) for paul and emma

like does emma love paul? obviously yes! but also she knows he is Just Some Guy, Just A Dude, a wet paper towel of a man-- this is a large part of the appeal

[makoxxlip]

hope his gf can fight

[shadowthief78]

The funniest thing the JJK Official Fanbook did was canonize the fact that white JJK Tech uniforms mean "problem child" and then have the main series + JJK0 put Yuuta but not Yuuji in one.

[jrueships]

theyre so beautiful bro

[lexyscross]

When I say that a Scream character had a lot of potential but they were wasted, I mean they should’ve been a serial killer, but they weren’t.

[hauntedbythenarrative]

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(a lot of tmi in the tags, just saying)

[sapphiim]

sometimes i think about my ocs and i get the urge to start chewing concrete

[xamaxenta]

My gf is like im struggling with this pose im drawing and im like oh yeah lemme see

And she deflects like its bad and then fuckigng shows me an absolute banger of a sketch and im just 💀 bitch this is so good

[ninawolv3rina]

Idk if these two will ever meet but if they did I think it'd go like this

[earthlingloafs]

so so fucked up that I made a sim and her gf and the game deleted her fucking gf

[xythlia]

› it won't fit bf vs I'll make it fit gf

𓏲 ࣪₊ mdni. size kink. riding him like your life depends on it. begging. crying. f!reader

it's not that nanami doesn't know how big he is but he doesn't really know until he watches your body struggle to take even just the tip of his perfect cock.

he always fills you up so well, stretching your pussy to accommodate his girth and it makes you feel like he must be all the way in your tummy even though he's barely halfway in. but he's also the type that would never, ever do anything to hurt you. when he's got you on your back, your legs spread and your arms laced around the back of his neck, and he hears you choke on your sharp gasp as he slowly presses into you it forces him to pause.

when you plead with him it makes his brows furrow, unwilling to potentially force your body to take all of him so he'll simply tell you in a low, matter of fact murmur that he just won't fit. he'd never push you, never make you take more than you're capable of and he's happy to satisfy you in any other way under the sun.

and while you adore how sweet he is, how painfully considerate of your limitations, he doesn't know just how badly you ache for him. so you take matters into your own hands, sweetly maneuvering him on his back as you start straddling him. your lips are quick to stifle his concerns, cutting off his words of caution as your tongue slides against his and you line him up with your soaked cunt.

as you sink down on him he knows he should stop you, with his hands gently caressing your sides to steady you and his eyes fixed on the way your mouth drops open and the way your eyes get teary feeling every inch of him. he's about to as he sees your bottom lip start wobbling... until you start moving.

even while your hands splay against his chest, fingernails scraping his skin, as you moan and whine about how big he is, how you can't handle it, you're still taking him in deeper with every rise of your hips and bounce of your ass against him. nanami knows he should stop you, at least get you on your back again so he's the one in charge of how much you're taking, but he just can't bring himself to. it's mesmerizing, the most heart stoppingly attractive thing to grace his field of vision in all his life.

feeling the way your warm walls throb around him, how incredible it feels every time you slide back down to bottom out and split yourself fully on his cock makes him feel dangerously close to delirium. his hands cup your ass, his fingers dig into the plush fat, urging your movements to take on a more frantic pace and you're mewling, pleading for him to give you more, more, more.

when he pulls you down against him in a harsh grip, hips slamming up to recklessly give you just what you asked for he tastes the tang of saltwater in your kiss. tucking your face against his neck to stifle your sobs for him to go faster, harder he loses himself fully in the feeling of your pussy clamping down on him, the way your body's doing everything in its power to milk him for all he's worth.

he almost can't believe he's been so stubborn, trying to tell you your own limits when clearly you know yourself far better.

[trashbinbackyard]

It fits you, it fits us If it’s real, it's enough - I can give you the most Of anything you want

[the-everqueen]

wow. maybe raising your kid with a religion that's supposed to hinge on unconditional love but instead making it very very clear that all love is actually intensely conditional will seriously fuck them up.

[ham1lton]

hungry eyes.

pairings: carlos sainz x f1 driver!reader.

warnings: mentions of biting.

summary: carlos’ post-race interview goes viral and not necessarily for the reasons one would think….

author’s note: thank u anon for saving me from creative hell 😍 i hope this is good enough for you!!

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liked by yourbff, landonorris and 1,272,728 others.

yourusername: idk what i should eat… carlos or the food 🤤

landonorris: both.

-> yourusername: first smart lando comment.

-> landonorris: HELP?!

user23: is this supposed to be a soft launch ms girl… you failed.

user67: NOOOOOO MY GIRL IS TAKEN NOOOO

-> carlossainz55: 😁

-> user67: UR SO SICK FOR THIS!!! my new enemy….

user12: omg new grid power couple!!

user34: is it a normal day without y/n proving she’s the most feral driver on the grid rn?

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carlossainz55: spent offseason with the best people. working hard and having fun 👊🏼 ❤️.

user72: DRY ASS CAPTION BOOOOOO

yourusername: love u ❤️

-> carlossainz55: love u more ❤️

-> yourusername: let me eat you ❤️🤤😍

-> carlossainz55: okay ❤️👍🏼

-> user3: invented the batshit crazy gf and nonchalant bf trope.

user55: im glad he’s off the market. hope u have a great life together!! (im sobbing and screaming and throwing up).

-> user67: im glad she’s off the market. hope they have a great life together!! (im sobbing and screaming and throwing up).

landonorris: false alarm everyone. that’s me in slide two. carlos is joking :D

-> yourusername: you wanna be a home wrecker so bad but it’ll never happen lmaooooo

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y’all i’m so dumb… completely forgot to add carlos to my google forms taglist…. it’s been updated now for new readers! but if you’ve already filled out the form and would like to be added u can send me an ask and i’ll add u to his taglist!!

[modawg]

this is so random but like now that annabeths black can we think abt how nice that would be for hazel to find out ??

like not that she’s never seen an inter-racial couple before but seeing this white guy who you thought was a god is super attractive kind and powerful date an equally powerful attractive and kind black girl ??

i just know that would’ve made her happy

bc i know most people when they meet a white person who keeps telling you abt their gf who they miss and love and cherish would picture og annabeth some white suburban “all american” girl

and she’s not or at least not in that stereotypical white girl way and i mean who cares honestly he loves this girl

yk who cares ? a different black girl who died before being able to see the civil rights movement gain traction

and me too i love that too

[emperorundying]

TLT Dash Simulator pt 3

🪦 crossedrhodes Follow

just found out my gf died 7 months ago and ive been being catfished by some necromancer using her beguiling corpse i hope the devils get me

💊 heptanary-secretary Follow

omg imagine the meetcute tho... op talk to the necro

🐮 hucowjimin Follow

OP has powerful necro baddies in his area and is abt to fumble due to the grief

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🦴 femur-i-hardly-know-er Follow

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🗝️ darkjackgaius Follow

my horny ass could never be a flesh magician

🗝️ darkjackgaius Follow

easy website.

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💣 fuckable-fascists-bracket Follow

📜 sarpedonefang1rl Follow

and whos fucking surprised. of course the recency bias strikes again

⚜️ awes-ashtray

Some1 is angry their old man bias is unfuckable 💀💀💀 Argue with the wall.

#a vote for awe is a vote against coquetteposters #the fact that therez an entire fandom for the weirdo oldhead fascies is soooo craz to me ngl. #we r voting on most fuckable here. that is da blogs point. #your blorbo is geriatric his dick dont work :(

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🐱 cohortcatgirl Follow

I’ve seen a lot of bad information circulating about what happens when the cohort converts a thalergenic planet to a thanergy planet so I wanted to clear up some misconceptions ^u^

Converting a planet does NOT make it unable to sustain life. If thanergenic planets couldn't sustain life, no1 would be able to live on the nine houses!!!

The wildlife does NOT get mutated. How would that even work? I stj people they don't hurt the wildlife, they only affect the planets! The 'varmints have best friends' campaign is honestly just in bad faith :((

Devils are NOT real and if they were you should really stop posting about their tongues [weird!] U guys really cannot tell what is and isn't fearmongering these days and itz kind of concerning ngl

Keep reading

💀 towerofficial ☑️

worth a read :)

🐱 cohortcatgirl Follow

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

#HAIII MR UNDYING :3

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⛓️ siphonslut

being held down by my bone magician's constructs is something spiritual fr. skeledoms there is a special place for you in the emperor's eyes 😩😩😩

#nsft #c4n #cav4necro #osseoromantic

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👤 is-the-emperor-undying-dead-yet-deactivated-2917483

nope.

💀 towerofficial ☑️

It's in the name how are you guys not getting this by now

👤 is-the-emperor-undying-dead-yet-deactivated-2917483

💀 towerofficial ☑️

mods can we ban this guy

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