#this is SO FUN

[tetragonia]

Masters of the Air x Hogwarts AU

Bucky Egan

is DEFINITELY the biggest prankster and the life of the party

will get wasted and sleep on the couch in Gryffindor's common room until McGonagall slap some senses to him at 4 pm, giving him a speech about being a Head Boy lalalalala

had a special pre-Quidditch match ritual which includes fire whisky, astronomy tower, and a special attention from a specific Hufflepuff's prefect

is very famous and (sometimes) well-respected

his Patronus is definitely either a cheetah or a lion

sometimes challenge the Fat Lady for a sing-off (you don't wanna know who wins)

thinks of the first-years as a tiny lil weaklings, but doesn't realize that many first-years idolize him

Buck Cleven

a stellar student, excels his OWLs ("What, like it's hard?"). the next Head Boy's candidate

he's like that one calm and reserve student, very handsome, good at what he does, humble and kind... so distant and unreachable

no one really gets close to him despite being all kind and smile... unless a certain Gryffindor beater

but that's another story

McGonagall always says his name as a student example

"Mr. Cleven is very bright for his age, he casts difficult spells easily..."

yes, it's true that he doesn't drink, but he silently loves to accompany someone to drink. you know

his Patronus is either a stallion or a swan...

he's very good with plants and magical creatures, obviously

Rosie Rosenthal

half of the school knows that the Head Boy title will be given to Rosie. the other half is rooting for Buck

another exemplary student, even more obvious because he's a Ravenclaw. a point-scoring machine, duh

cast his Greyhound Patronus at the first try

when he wins a Quidditch match, he always starts his speech with, "This victory wouldn't happen without a foundation of hard work and dedication from this team..."

is actually a very good Quidditch strategist and suitable for a career, although he wants to be an Auror (who doesn't?)

also doesn't drink, but very fond of a certain drink his Muggle friend smuggles, he's like addicted

it's called Coka Colla or something

Harry Crosby

oh

the Crosby

he was quite invisible during his first 3 years in Hogwarts, but when he defeated the undefeated dueler in his 4th year, he became popular

like very popular. even he's nominated to be the head of the Dueling Club

a very pretty boy... he's a bit shy, but people around him have given him tons of support

he's secretly one of Dumbledore's favorite student

Patronus is a brown hare, that's for sure. shy but not to be underestimate

doesn't play Quidditch because he has a severe air sickness... which also doesn't allow him to Apparate/Disapparate often, unfortunately

[myrathefarmer]

Myra of the cleoenjoyer kind, thoughts on Vampire!Cleo? ^_^

Even better… 80s VAMPIRE CLEO 🌟🩸💖

[obscurexsorrows]

A bookstore (banksquarebooks on insta) in Connecticut curated lists of book recommendations for different Pedro characters and I’m OBSESSED

[voydhund]

babe wake up new evil Byler text just dropped

bonuses

[redpapercraness]

got into milgram just in time for my favorite guy's birthday isnt that crazy

[peepeepantscityhere]

got a new obsession so reservoir dog x text posts

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

A caricature of Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, Boris Karloff, and Basil Rathbone and Joyce Jameson as sketched by Jack Manning for "The Comedy of Terrors" (1963)

[astronomodome]

best day of scars life

[rhadgar-khadgar]

BEHOLD! I am now the proud owner of a real life Wonderous Wisdom Ball! *mad scientist cackling*

[smolestboop]

you absolutely cannot tell me they aren't gonna start making out in the kineema after the case is done. picturing Encylopedia as my tiny wing-man when it comes to impressing kim with my vast car knowledge

[yashley]

fcg: so i actually love killing people

[smilesatdawnmain]

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE LMK Addition (Part Three)

Wukong entices Macaque with a pair of tickets from his favorite play!! Macaque debates heavily on his decision, officially enticed.

Congratulations! You snagged Wukong a date!

The two agreed to meet up the following day a little before the play.

What should Wukong bring?

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….WIN him over. Spelling hates me

(It's funny, the Twitter voting won over with Wukong doing a wink and pick up line XD But the tumblr votes won overall in the number of votes in comparison)

[murdrdocs]

Adding to the Polaroid thought. wasn't AOL messenger and MySpace pretty big in 2000? I kinda doubt mike was able to get a pc with his shitty paychecks tho. Maybe an ancient one he inherited from his parents.

LMAO ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT NOW IS MIKE IMING ON HIS SHITTY PC AND (Y/N) GIGGLIN AND KICKIN HER FEET WHILE TYPING ON HER APPLE IBOOK

-🍬

im so giddy rn doing research abt this all but

myspace launched in 2003 and aol launched in 1997 so im picturing ole girl laying on her tummy sending messages back and forth to mike (w the emoticons included) from the comfort of her bedroom on her little ibook while mike is confined to the conspicuous computer room in the library, trying to use his body to shield the incredibly inappropriate messages she's sending him. and god forbid if she's sent him an image. the wifi in the library is absolute shit and even worse, the computers have a habit of freezing so while she's at home giddily biting her french tip nail, mike is panicking because his girlfriend has sent a nude to him that at first wouldn't load and now that is has loaded, he's both trying to admire it and get it off the computer screen as quick as possible.

[mathelaw]

thinking about dwobbits again!!! these are my personal headcanons:

children born from hobbit/dwarf pairings are not that rare, but you wouldn't know you met a dwobbit unless they told you! they usually take after one of their parents, so if you meet a "dwarf" with pointy ears or a "hobbit" with sharper features... now you know why!

hobbits are not as prudish as they'd like you to think, and not many dwarves wish to marry, so children out of wedlock are a thing that happens (and their custody battles are legendary)

sadly, while children are precious in both hobbit and dwarven societies, the people of middle earth have a tendency towards prejudice. mixed kids are seen as outsiders by many (some dwarves would even argue against teaching their cultural practices to a "half-blooded" child, though these are a minority)

[justarandombrit]

Installed Bitlife just to fuck around a bit, and I decided to try and play as Grace (she is from Hatchetfield but she has two gay dads lmaoo) and guess who the first friend she made was.

LAUTITY REAL

[azoraahai]

me earlier today: what is this "booping" y'all are talking about me currently: i mUST BOOP EVERYONEEEE