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“Let us know if anything else happens”
(we ain't doing squat till you are bleeding out in the break room)
#human resources#human grief sources#this is a pattern#this is a parody#this is an emergency#do your job#bloody hell#hrfails#workplace harassment#toxic work culture#anti harassment#severance#adam scott#aftermetoo
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My life is an endless cycle of designing a blue mermaid once a year
#this is a pattern#I’m literally doing the same thing over and over again#the only thing that changes is fandom#anyway I’m trying to make Blurr into a mermaid#cause my brain is too cooked to do lore comics
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I leave for a few days and the moment i get back i hear that Stan Pines killed the pope. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT HAPPENED AGAIN?
#tumblr sexyman#tumblr sexymen poll#we should weaponize this power and get the orange man#this is a pattern#tumblr sexymen 2025
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The Loyal Pin does all the Thai GL tropes. They hit the trifecta:
The messy eating
The bathtub scene
THE GODAMNED CAR ACCIDENT
#its an epidemic of car accidents in gls#i just finished ep14 and saw the preview for next ep#this is a pattern#the loyal pin#it's like every gl needs a car crash or near miss
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What's up with academic books where the introduction is practically in baby language and then by Chapter 1 I have to reread a passage three times?
Introduction: As we all know very well, people act badly.
Chapter 1: Consider, by way of contrast, the strongly revisionary conclusion that some philosophers draw from Gettier counterexamples to the Justified True Belief (JTB) analysis of knowledge.
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Different press conference, same loveydovey looks
#this is a pattern#see? Ursula's clothes are different and this was a DIFFERENT day#they ALWAYS look like they're on their wedding reception#Ursula von der Leyen#Volodymyr Zelensky#it's almost too epic for me to share my thoughts but-#I can't keep it inside#it's too epic to remain silent#von der Lensky
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OH impulsively turned around on my way home from work & went by the used dvd store down the street and GOT S5 BAYBEE
#imagine being the lady working there and i walk in with a blazer that has the biggest shoulder pads worn this century asking for the x files#really all i need to fix me when i get bad is a shiny old x files dvd set#this is a pattern#txf dvd journey#.txt#my silly little online diary
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(big man lover) lord forgive me for the things im about to do to your galvanic mechamorph hunk
Please tell me everything you wanna do to Aether, he's a big lovable guy and trust me the things I wanna do to my own oc are 🤤
#ask#anon#anonymous#i also like big guys#and girls that are taller and stronger then me#this is a pattern#you should see my lesbian vbros OCs#diablesa is built like a brick shit house#also Naida is not free of my sin#shes half a foot taller then patelliday and also built#ocs#b10#aether
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Me, 2017 after finishing high school: reads nearly an entire huge Stephen King book in one sitting
Me, 2023 after finishing my MA: reads a huge chunk of a Stephen King book in one sitting
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I put on a david cronenberg movie
it makes no goddamn sense
keep watching
it gives no answers or explanations
don't know what the fuck I just watched
me: that was a pretty good movie
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this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this. i bestow it upon you nice folks now 👐
(update 2, added instructions & it's also on my Kofi!)

go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!
#the original vintage pattern is free and out there so i figure this is probly okay even tho theres versions of this that people are buying#sewing pattern#vintage cat sewing pattern#calico cat#i did also put it for free on my kofi just cus thats where i put all my free sewing patterns yay whee#if i tweak it any more the kofi one is most likely to be the one thats up to date#vintage cat pattern
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My biggest tip for fanfic writers is this: if you get a character's mannerisms and speech pattern down, you can make them do pretty much whatever you want and it'll feel in character.
Logic: Characters, just like real people, are mallable. There is typically very little that's so truly, heinously out of character that you absolutely cannot make it work under any circumstance. In addition, most fans are also willing to accept characterization stretches if it makes the fic work. Yeah, we all know the villain and the hero wouldn't cuddle for warmth in canon. But if they did do that, how would they do it?
What counts is often not so much 'would the character do this?' and more 'if the character did do this, how would they do it?' If you get 'how' part right, your readers will probably be willing to buy the rest, because it will still feel like their favourite character. But if it doesn't feel like the character anymore, why are they even reading the fic?
Worry less about whether a character would do something, and more about how they'd sound while doing it.
#I have a bit of a problem with giving everyone the same speech patterns but on god I try#Bc genuinely. This is the no. 1 most important thing while writing fanfic#If you can make a character sound like they would say that it doesn't matter if they actually would#My posts#Writing wise
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Started a new vest project this week ! Test swatch + bottom section ⛪🌿
#knitting#tracery vest#wipinsanity#<--- this is the pattern designer you can find them on ravelry and their own site fyi#textile#bottom section is normally tall corrugated ribs but I wanted to change propotions a little#so i joined the ribbing into archways and added a row of windows
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I don't usually post my non-fandom craft stuff but I worked for a long time on this tablecloth so I wanted to show it off😌




Because this got popular for some reason I wanted to add the pattern in this version- I used crochet thread and a 1.4 mm hook
And also for those asking I did not track exactly how long i worked on it but it was over the course of a year and a half
#the pattern is from freevintagecrochet if anyone wants i can link it#crochet#crochetblr#craftblr#my thing#ik its not like the most impressive thing#but i worked too long and too hard to not be proud of it#crafters of tumblr#idk how to tag this
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