#this is a threat lmfao

[konigsblog]

crazy, how the majority of my haters are either hypocrites, or are just straight up LYING. lmfao, i've written rape before and i apply appropriate warnings, but i've never ever written PEDOPHILIA. 😬

their username on tumblr is @asgardswinter, they have continuously mentioned me on their blog. it's literally creepy and clearly obsessive, lmfao, and lying about me writing pedophilia is real fucking weird considering they don't apply any further context or include any evidence to back up this claim...

i'd appreciate it if you reported their twitter account or blog for like harassment 😮‍💨

[plounce]

if trump does win in the fall, it will not be the fault of people who are against genocide. it will be the fault of biden, his government, and the DNC for holding onto wildly unpopular and horrific policies that are costing them vast swathes of their voterbase.

[svtskneecaps]

"do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he created" except it's the qsmp admins realizing players including but not limited to forever, pierre, tazercraft, cellbit, phil, fit, bad, and etoiles are able and completely willing to break the server for reasons such as "to gamble more", or simply because it's funny

[22degreehalo]

Xenk when Edgin uses sarcasm: 🥰 Though you may not yet believe in yourself, Edgin Darvis, I do. 🥰🥰🥰

Xenk when Simon uses sarcasm: I find that irony is a blade that cuts he who wields it most especially.

[boxofbonesfic]

let me see one single donald trump fic

[aithusarosekiller]

Thinking about how bellatrix always takes the fall for narcissa

Even when she's insane, she'll speak up and stop the attention from turning to her younger sister

She'll speak for both of them when mentioning the fact they don't care about andromeda just so her sister doesn't have to say anything

[jackshiccup]

despite knowing what was going to happen, snotlout's redemption and eventual downfall was so so heartbreaking to me. we spend the past 10 books witnessing how much he's tormented and bullied hiccup that we all feel the same anger and frustration and resentment as fishlegs does in the beginning of 11. i was, maybe, even rooting for something a little bad to happen to him so that he can feel even a fraction of the humiliation that he put hiccup through. but time and time again hiccup, with his inherent goodness and wonderful capacity to always try and see the best in people, reminds us that people need and deserve second chances. even third, fourth and fifth chances. even when hiccup was faced with the certainty that snotlout was set on betraying him from the start.

that's why it was so satisfying to get to the emotional catharsis of the swordfight. snotlout practically begging for hiccup to hate him and hiccup genuinely not having it in him to be able to. and even after that, even after he disarms hiccup and is seconds from killing him - he doesn't. and then hiccup comforts snotlout through it. he tells him words that snotlout didn't know he's been desperate to hear. he tells him he's being too hard on himself. he tells him he's a hero. he opens a door inside snotlout's life for the first time in a long time. despite everything, he offers him another choice to join the dragonmarkers. and snotlout accepts. he bows to hiccup, he calls him king, pledges his sword to his service forever, shakes his hand and chooses to bear the dragonmark.

and it's this moment we finally seeing the seeds of change planted in snotlout sprout - instigated by gobber teaching him a lesson in the amber slavelands and reminding him what the black star represents: pride, honour, bravery. all the times we see snotlout give in to vulnerability and ponder on his choices, he's always holding onto it. which makes it all the more symbolic when he hangs it around hiccup's neck during his last act of valour.

just like how the book tells us that the tides can change so fast, through hiccup, my heart was able to give snotlout another chance too. and it's because of hiccup's belief in snotlout's potential for more that makes you feel so strongly about his death. snotlout's excitement at finally being on hiccup's side, at doing what's right, at having the opportunity to actually be a hero - we can't help but feel that burst of pride, we can't help but root for him. and so we feel the loss, as hiccup did. and it's a point driven home when hiccup ends the epilogue with how he’s carried snotlout and his sacrifice with him all throughout his life. and how time has rubbed away at the black star.

that now the star doesn't look black at all. just gold.

[niaojirou]

It's still crazy to me that the plot had to nerf and physically blind Mustang because he was too much of a hassle to deal for the main antagonists

[btwn2lungs]

i keep seeing posts saying “goodbye!” and “this was a lot of fun!” where are you going??? we need to sit in this shit for at least 6 more months!

pull out your art supplies and keyboards because it’s not over yet!

[lavaalishaa]

[partyinthemysterymachine]

hey Jameses, nice guns!! :) but you guys DO know that you need a permit for those, right..?

.. right???

(based on a RIDICULOUS conversation with @phantastus about The Nature Of Jameses™️)

REALLY tho, GOOMT James?? you're worried about his BANGS?? :\ you know, this is why you shouldn't be let out of toluca lake fr >:(

poor Gravity James. someone please get this dude an iced tea and your strongest xanax, he really needs it after all he's been thru..

(read Gravity rn do it do it do it dO IT)

[anxiously-sidequesting]

Sorry to be polluting this fandom even further with my bullshit but seeing Dasein stand up for himself to those world heads was hot as fuck bro...

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Mozart: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?

Theodorus: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.

Arthur: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.

[solradguy]

This isn’t Johnny discourse but it is kind of discourse about the discourse about him balding (which he isn’t).

What would it matter if he took off his hat and he was a shining beacon?? The dude canonically fucks (well not canon-canon but I feel like there’s implications of fucks-ing)!! At the most, he would be a Pitbull reference and that would be cool because good for Daisuke. Listen to Timber by Ke$ha (feat. Pitbull).

It kind of felt like they were making jokes at the expense of people loosing hair. It’s like that thing where you shouldn’t make fun of people for ‘X’ because then your friends who ‘X’ will know you think that about them.

John E is cool. I think he’s lame but he’s cool.

-A concerned Jellyfish Pirate

Idk anything about Pitbull, to be honest, but my GOD does he look like he's having the time of his life in the Timber video hahah Been a while since I heard that song...

Anyway, Johnny totally fucks. There's no way a man that toned, running around shirtless all of the time, with that slight yeehaw accent, couldn't find someone DTF with the tiniest bit of effort. He's absolutely gettin it rofl He could still get it if he was bald too, or receding.

I've complained about it on here a bit already, but yeah I don't think people making fun of Johnny because they think he's losing hair realize that a lot of people in real life are going to lose their hair as they age, and their jokes at Johnny are also jokes at these people. It's not even just an issue cis men can have either, everyone's hair thins with age, some just more (and sooner) than others. To make fun of someone, fictional or otherwise, for losing their hair is digging a trench to fill with future self loathing at one's own hair loss. And hair loss in >2023 isn't even that bad anymore!! There are so many ways to manage and style it now.

Johnny's a babe. Big fan of his "dad trying too hard to be cool but is actually somehow still really cool despite that" energy

[ruthlesslistener]

We need to make you a rainworld mod that smoothes out the pixels. Awesome rage quitting game. Tho it is a shame the fan base is. Crazy.

PLEASE I AM CLAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE (the physical limitations of whatever it is with my eyes/brain that makes RW a confusing headache-inducing mess for me to look at) I WANT TO PLAY IT SO BAAADDDD

as for crazy fanbases, i really can't complain, i used to be in the seraph of the end fanbase and that was deadass the worst fandom experience in my life. i doubt that rw would be worse that that clusterfuck lmfao

[fishareglorious]

Rewatching chapter 6 and holy shit, Isolde would literally kill a man for Kakania.

Slayyyyyy (multiple men are dead.)