#this is about ME and how I feel on MY fucking blog thx)

[gazelessmenagerie]

Where can we learn more about Sachipa?

( It’s not much and its pretty much only DBZ AU but here. if it wasn’t already read. I can’t say I have much more just bc I’m still trying to figure out his entire shtick bc this was all just a mishmash of me playing through the story of xenoverse 2 and I had the funny idea to try and bring my OC, Gabriel Na’ashdoitsoh into it. )

( He was originally just a fandomless oc I made up back in 2012 and I just kept dabbling with him without really committing to his story or anything. But upon looking at a painting in my home, i got inspired to make him a personification of the universe with his dust manipulation abilities. *mary sue cringe fanfare* )

( I never got much further than that bc idk what story to give him but he’s been hanging around at the edges till I just decided to try and do some dbz au bc xenoverse was easy to work into and I thought him being a Saiyan would be funny and sad bc of how his personality is to avoid fights up till he can’t afford to anymore. Granted, he doesn’t have nearly as much power in that way as he does being the Universe in creation and destruction. )

[aesthetic-bbyg]

HEY EMO BOY - Bill K.

In which you dedicate your performance to your celebrity crush, but he doesn’t know until the press gets ahold of it.

Bill Kaulitz x fem!reader

AUTHORS NOTE: this idea may be floating somewhere on somebody else’s blog but this I just came up myself so I’m not trying to copy nobody! I also had to change some of the lyrics for the sake of the story! Thx bbyg’s <33

Pt 2!

YOU LET OUT A HEAVY BREATH, finishing up the song, you reached down for the bottle of water by your feet, chugging the last of it. The concert has reached it’s final song, and you’ve got an idea that you’ve been planning for weeks. The crowd is still booming with shrieks, practically making the whole place rumbled. A grin appeared on your lips as you walked over to the microphone.

“Can you guys keep a secret?” You questioned as the crowd yelled in return, you giggled and a felt an overwhelming feeling of joy fill your body. “Well, I have a huge crush on this guy who totally doesn’t know I exist.” A string of boos followed after. “You guys may know him, he’s German, he’s the lead singer of a band, I believe he has a twin brother.” Within moments the crowd began to screamed, realizing who it was, there weren’t many German lead singers who have a twin brother, well..not that you knew of. You had a proud smirk on you face, bitting your lip to contain more nervous giggles from slipping out. “I think he suuper hot, so I decided to make a song about him, you guys ready?”

“Yeah!” At the sound of their approval the song immediately began to sound through the massive speakers scattered through the stage. You gripped the bedazzled microphone in your neatly manicured hands, the lights flickered with pretty pink colors, radiating your signature color as it reflected off your diamond studded belt. You couldn’t contain the large smile as you lifted the mic to your mouth.

“Saw this boy at the mall last week, got the kinda look to me me freak!” You skipped around the stage, your denim mini shorts riding farther up your thighs then it already was. “That long ass hair with the tightest jeans, my chemical romance on his tee.” You ran a smooth hand down your body, exaggerating your attraction towards him. “He looked so sick like he was dying, if I said he wasn’t hot then I’d be lying. Please, handsome, don’t be coy. Come on fuck me emo boy!”

The repetition of the lyrics echoed throughout the large stadium, it was actually hilarious how such a large crowd of people jumped and shouted come on fuck me emo boy, over and over again. You giggled, raising the microphone back to your lips, “This boy just unlike the rest, one look and I bitch I loose my breath. Wanna fuck in the back of the hot topic? Lift me up and then I drop it. He’s with his band, goin on tour. Should I go? Well, bitch, for sure!” Your favorite was coming up, it was a little explicit but what would be the fun if it wasn’t? “He might not look he gets bitches but honey that dick is eleven inches.”

With your pearly teeth out, your lips stretched into large smile you bounced around the stage, hearing the the beat blast into your ear drum. A collection of things were thrown onto the stage, it was a common reoccurrence during all your concerts. People would launched flowers, letters, bras, sunglasses, and far to many things that just piled up on the floor until you finished your set list and had all the gifts delivered to your dressing room. You admired your fans, the way their wristbands glowed in the dark night, the creative posters that were raised above their heads, it was hard to grasp onto it sometimes but the feeling never failed to make you proud.

“Hey, hey, hey emo boy!” The song had concluded, though the fans were far from quiet, you gave them a polite bow as the crew behind you began to pack up all the instruments. You were stuck in your spot, waving to all the giddy people who nearly broke down the barricade in excitement. “Thank you! Hugs and kisses to all of you who made it here tonight, I love you guys!” Your feet began to move towards the backstage, a part of you absolutely devastated that the show ended, but also relieved to get some rest. Although, before you could fully leave you jogged back over to the microphone. “And make sure to keep the song a secret from the emo hottie.” With that, you walked towards your assistant, Teresa, who held a bottle of water ready for you.

“You looked amazing, baby!” The dark haired girl giggled as you took the cool liquid and let it run down your sore throat.

“Thank you, I felt amazing!” You smiled, “Was the song good? It wasn’t too much, was it?”

“Absolutely not, the song was great, and I’m proud that you finally got around to preforming it.” Your assistant grinned, “It’ll definitely get his attention.”

“Yeah, well, that’s the goal.” You mumbled, looking over at your dressing room, ready to go in and remove all the makeup and heavy accessories you had on till you noticed that your name tag was gone from the front door. “Hey, what happened to my name tag?”

Teresa looked over, “Oh, they’re replacing it because Tokio Hotel is preforming here tomorrow.”

“What!” You nearly chocked on your water, eyes practically bulging out of your face as you stared back at your assistant. “Why didn’t you tell me that they were literally preforming here the day after me?”

“To be fair I didn’t know until they started moving stuff around.” Right as the words left her mouth a random man came over and slipped in a paper to the plastic cover on the front door. It wasn’t a mistake, the bold letter stated back at you: TOKIO HOTEL

“Well, I’m most definitely fucked.”

“BILL!” TOM PRACTICALLY ran across the tour bus, holding his baggy pants up in one hand while the other held a laptop. His twin sat on the couch, munching on a pack of sour candy. “Bill, you have to look at this!”

Bill stared at his brother with furrowed brows, wondering what has gotten him so giddy and grinning like a child. That was until the laptop was shoved in his face, some random article pulled up with some dramatized title that he didn’t even want to read. “What is this?”

“Read it!”

POP STAR, Y/N L/N WRITES EXPLICIT SONG TO GERMAN LEAD SINGER, BILL KAULITZ; COULD THIS BE THE START OF A NEW ROMANCE?

Bill’s fingers slid on the mouse pad, scrolling the through the article as his eyes quickly scanned the words in front of him. “This surely isn’t about me, Tom, it’s just fake news that they’re trying to shove down people’s throats.”

“Don’t be stupid, Bill, the y/n l/n is crushing on you and dropping subtle hints, hence, the song about wanting to fuck you.” Tom shook his brothers shoulders proudly, his grin wide.

A hue of red spread on Bill’s pale skin, clicking on the attached video that gave him the whole performance. Sure enough, there you were, singing a song about wanting to fuck an emo boy. “I don’t know, Tom.”

The oldest twin let out a groan, “Bill, she wants you, think about it. She’s our age and she says that the song is dedicate to a German lead singer who is touring with his band.” He had a good point, and that’s what made Bill smile a bit, it made a puff of pride filled his chest. “That’s what I’m talking about.” Tom laughed, “She wants you, Bill, and I wouldn’t want to pass up on that.”

“Enough.” Bill sheepishly smiled, closing the laptop and shoving into Tom’s chest, curling up on the couch as he felt a wave of heat wash over him. If the song was about him, and you meant what you said, then it really turned him on. He couldn’t help it, his already tight skinny jeans grew tighter.

“BILL, WHAT ARE YOURE opinions on y/n l/n new song about?”

“Bill is it true that you are y/n’s baby daddy?”

“Bill look over here!”

“Are you and y/n a couple?”

A flood of questions and bright, flashing lights came his way as he made his way towards the doors of the venue. He stuffed his hands in his pockets, attempting to move past the paparazzi and avoid there strange questions. His band mates followed behind him, struggling to keep up with him due to the crowding. He finally let out a breath of relief as he made his way inside. The flashing cameras replaced with colorful lights and the screaming substituted with the shaky bass of the music booming from the dance floor. Tom had already separated himself from the group, going off to the bar to try and find a new girl to bring to his hotel. Georg had dropped out, opting on talking with his girlfriend through phone all night instead. Gustav had also followed Tom to the bar, craving alcohol in his system.

The crowd of people were familiar, he had seen some of them at the event from before, there were many famous faces. Yet he stood by a wall, eyes looking around awkwardly, despite the many times he’d been to these events he always had to ease his way in throughout the night. After a few drinks he’d start getting loose, but for the moment he’d just scan the dance floor till he caught someone he knew.

That’s when he gaze was in trapped by a spark, a beautiful glow that confidently bounced on the dance floor, happily dancing. It was you, you were dancing with your friend, a half drunken drink in your hand while your swing your hips and shimmy you chest with a surge of confidence. The short dress having to constantly be tugged down your plush thighs, as you giggled, you felt something. A sense of being watched, but there was hundreds of people around, and a lot of them liked to stare.

You leaned into your friends ear, excusing yourself to the bathroom, you heels carried you to through the crowds of drunk people and to a small opening where you could go to the bathroom. Bill’s eyes watched your every move, were you coming towards him or was he fucking crazy? He nervously stared at you, your features became more clear, it was you. Y/n l/n. You were getting closer, he felt his breath hitch, what was he going to say? Well, he didn’t have to worry since you walked right past him, eyes not sparing him a glance as you rushed into a hallway. He furrowed his brows, staring as your figure disappeared, it was then that he noticed many people exiting and passing to enter the same hallway you just entered. He glanced up and saw the clear sight that read. RESTROOM.

He huffed, crossing his arms with a frown, maybe it was a sigh that he should talk to her but now it he had to wait till you walked back out. Finally, you left the restroom, shoving the lipgloss back into your bra and strutting out. You were excited to go back to dancing, a big smile on you lip, that was until a large hand wrapped itself around your wrist, tugging you back before you could go any farther. You looked back with furrowed brows, you had to crane you eyes up to look at who was the man behind the touch. You mouth went dry, eyes widening, your knees nearly giving out and dropping you on the dirty floor of the venue.

It was Bill fucking Kaulitz, the emo boy you made a whole song about. The song in which was leaked and slapped on every article with your name in the title. You were so happy that the lighting covered the blush that warmed your face. He leaned down, lips brushing you ear, hand still wrapped on on your wrist.

“Hey, I’m Bill.” His hot breath fanned against the shell of your ear, he could smell the faint scent of your perfume, it was intoxicating. “I like your music.” He pulled away, a smug smirk on his face as you swallowed the lump in your throat. His accent was much more hotter in person then it was in the interviews you watched on TV.

“T-Thank you.” You replied, but he simply gave you a confused look. You sighed, attempting to reach his ear, “I said thank you, I like your music as well.”

He nodded, “Thank you, it seems as though one of your songs has gotten quite popular, people have told me all about it.”

You needed to pull yourself together, this was a moment you’ve been waiting for and you couldn’t back down. So you rubbed your lips together, spreading the shiny, sticky gloss. You gazed up at him through your lashes, a flirty smile on your face. “Yeah, I was hoping you’d say.”

“Yeah?” He raised a pierced brow, “Why’s that?”

“You’re the only one I wrote the song for, of course.” You giggled, watching his expression change, he was surprised on how upfront you were about it. You were proud, cocky almost, it turned him on. “So, did you like it?” He nodded in response. “You wouldn’t mind doing what the lyrics say, do you?”

“No.” He replied, watching your smile widen. “I can take you back to my hotel and do exactly what you want me to do, schatz.”

You were getting giddy, you running a hand up his arms, staring up at his smoky eyes with lust. You bit your bottom lip, “Can you kiss me?” A small smirk played on his lips as he leaned down, leaving a slow kiss on your lips. Your hands were on his cheek, leaning up and desperately kissing his lips. His hands wandered, feeling you up in the tight pink dress you were in. Though his same hands seemed to favor a spot in particular, you ass, they ran up and down your sides before they eventually planted themselves there. His head was titled to the side, neck curved down to reach your height and to continue kissing your additive lips. He pulled away, lips sticky with you gloss before he trailed it down to your jaw and neck, his cheeky hands squeezed the flesh. You gasp, allowing him to suck lightly while the music blasted in your ears but it was all tuned out as you focused on the sensation of his tacky lips kissing your skin.

You were most definitely gonna fuck this emo boy tonight.

Y’ALL WANT A PART TWO W SMUT? Either way I’ll probably write one bc this game out better then I expected🤭🤭🤭

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

I HAVE A THOUGHT ABOUT TAN AND I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD

Imagine brothers best friend Tan, who you haven't seen since high school. Imagine running into him on the train, and he recognises you but you don't recognise him. Imagine him telling Lemon about you, because he liked you back then, and someone overhearing and using you as leverage to get tan to hand over the briefcase

imagine tan giving them the briefcase, getting you out the way and then shooting them before turning back to you and reminding you of who he is. Imagine both of you realising that feelings are still there for each other. Imagine him getting your number and calling you to arrange a date once he got of the train. Imagine tan being fine, and actually calling you and coming for you.

Can't get it out of my poor fluff ridden brain and I just cannot please please help me

K thx byeeeee <3333

love your blog btw ur works are so good and I feel like if anyone can write this it's youuu :D

love LOVE this!! here is my elaboration 💌

all a big ramble, hope it makes sense

PAST BROTHERS BEST FRIEND.

that is just the sweetest???

and bc of the whole thing about him being your brother's friend, neither one of you could express your feelings. and then years go by and you push off those feelings etc etc

and then he sees you on the train in present time and he feels like he got shot back into the time of when he was a teenager and he realises he never actually really, truly got over you. maybe he walked past you and like a few seconds after he's like "wait. no fucking way" but maybe he can't go back to see you bc lem is waving tan over through the doors. so then he's talking to lem about how you're on the train and how he hasn't seen you in years

and he's kinda gushing about you (he was infatuated with you in his teens) so he's just reliving it a little bit (tan and lem have temporarily switched rolls in the chatter department)

they forget where they are (also they have no regard for the rules of the quiet car) so someone overhears and wants to use you as a trap to lure the twins into giving over the case

maybe you're held by the someone with their arm around your neck and you see tan in front of you for the first time since you were also a teen (you were infatuated with him too) and he looks pissed and has his gun pointed at the someone. and maybe the someone threatens him with you and he's just getting more and more pissed so he kicks the case over and when they bend to pick it up, he shoots them in the head. you run over to him and hug him (he's a familiar face and you kinda need some comfort after that)

and he's checking you're okay and has his hands on the side of your face looking you over etc etc. he tells you to get off at the next stop bc shit is going down (he doesn't want you getting hurt) and he can't leave the train til the jobs done. he says how you should give him your number so he can check you make it away safely ;) but he's kinda playful with it, kinda flirty

and when the train 'stops' more like crashes in that little town. the first thing he does is call you. he's wedged between chairs and he's on the floor all twisted and immediately reaches into his pocket for his phone. he's all like "just checking in on you" and bc he's all out of breath and panting a tad (bc the train crash) you're asking if he's okay. and he doesn't want to be a worry, he's all like "yeah, the train just crashed. no biggie" 

then he untangles himself and stands, he's like "don't suppose you got a few spare hours. would be nice to catch up" and he's being so smoothly casual about asking you out as he hobbles off the train

and then now bc the past relationship dynamic confusion thing (maybe your brother and tan are no longer friends) you want to actually refeel those feelings you did all those years ago. so you say no and ask if dinner tonight is better, and make a witty comment about how it gives him time to clean up and get patched up

and he just chuckles and he says how he'll pick you up from your hotel at 7 and to wear something casual. maybe he has an idea of a date he would've done years ago if was allowed to ask you out (you were off limits)

[writeouswriter]

pls no anti ai art demagogy on my dash, thx

(X) in reference to this reblog I assume.

This is the wildest ask I’ve ever gotten.

“Please no love for the humanity of creation on my dash, please. Please no acknowledgement that art and the human experience behind those making it is inherently and fundamentally intertwined. Please no shoving the fact in my face that art is meant to connect rather than consume.

And please no pointing out the basic truth that most AI engines are built off the stolen work of others.”

Demagogy, noun: political activity or practices that seek support by appealing to the desires and prejudices of ordinary people rather than by using rational argument.

You come into MY house, you tell me what not to reblog on MY blog, and you what? Call me “irrational” and insult my understanding of the topic in the process?

Political activity, political activity... fuck off. Actors, writers, artists, those most affected by this ARE the ordinary people, and their concerns and fears surrounding this are perfectly rational.

And you know, nothing hits it home more for me than when I thought about my favourite show at the moment, the one that makes me lose my mind a thousand times over, I thought about everything in it that makes me tick, thought about both strong points and weak points, because it is flawed, god, is it flawed because people inherently are, and that’s the beauty, but mostly, I thought about the sheer amount of care/thought and depth put into it in a way I've never really seen before and in a medium/genre/whatever you'd absolutely never expect to find that thought put into, especially if taken completely at a surface level. Thought about the levels of metaphor and symbolism layered in beneath the silliness, thought about the callbacks and clever timing, thought about the behind the scenes arguments about what direction worked best for the narrative and the audience, arguments that took place because of how much they cared not just about telling a good story, but about telling one that really means something to them.

Thought about the love, the time, the excitement and the flair and personality and background and intent of each and every person behind the team bleeding its way into the scripts, into the acting, into the heart of what makes it truly what it is, and how that love bleeds into the audience as well, how that love and human connection is what prompts people to write full page essays and analyses on it, draw fanart for it, create the most beautiful fics for it, that love is what prompts them to laugh and cry and vibrate at the speed of sound thinking about it, and what prompts thousands upon thousands to come together in their appreciation for and relation to it, rallying around it like a group of cavemen around a campfire when they had never before seen the flame.

And then.... then I thought about the idea of that same show being written by an AI and genuinely felt physically ill. Because no real care will have been put into that beyond "If it looks like a TV show, sounds like a TV show, it must be a TV show." And on the surface, maybe it’d look fine, I’m sure some people wouldn’t notice. But it’d not only be made without thought, but consumed without thought. And, sure, maybe that'll fill you up in the short term, but it's gonna leave you feeling hollow and sick eventually. Because stories are not a thing to be mass produced with a random assortment of the cheapest quality materials on a conveyor belt that shovels them directly into people's throats at the most efficient speed possible, stories are not a thing meant to just be consumed! They are a thing made with intent in every aspect, even when accidental because our lives shape it subconsciously, they are a thing made with love, a thing to be savoured! And yes, for that to happen, they will take a lot of time and hard work and dedication, all of which deserve fair compensation and respect, all of which cannot just be replaced by a sham amalgamation of these things, and they will be all the better for it.

And on some level, corporations know this, and they want you to blame their shortcomings on the writers, on the artists, they want you to look at things like the strikes and those rallying against AI and get mad that they’re keeping art from the common people, or forcing them to come to this, or they want you to think they’re simply trying to make art more accessible, all the while building their conveyor belts in the background with the blood of those they’re kicking down, taking away jobs and shoving the humanity out of the picture.

Art is made to communicate, and sometimes it’s frustrating when we can’t get that communication across, when the image we want to convey is out of our skill level, our capability, when our words get tangled up, jumbled together and we need a helping hand to find the right ones again, and on this level, maybe AI could be a useful supplemental tool, or a fun little thing to mess around with, if ethically sourced, if used for good, if taking into account and graciously acknowledging exactly how it’s being used as a tool, rather than trying to pass it off as something it’s not.

But is it political, is it irrational, to merely state that the human condition cannot be replaced?

——

The unfollow button is free, I don’t work for you.

[cummin-n-cryin]

Hey, hey! Since requests are open, may I request some general yandere headcanons for Rollo if that's alright? If not, I totally understand.

Just know that I love your writing, and that you're one of my favorite twst authors!

~Thank you for your request!

Rollo Flamm Headcannons

MINORS / BLANK BLOGS DO NOT INTERACT

Tw: Yandere, Nsfw, obsession, kidnapping, not spoiler free!, religious stuff, maybe dubcon? depends on how you see it, lemme know if I missed a tw

Side Note: Aww ur so nice to me thx you~♡ I knew one of you would ask me about him! Since this is just my random thoughts this is very all over the place also I'm not editing this too much so sry if it looks bad. I hope this is okay!

~Rollo Flamm~

Every second you spend at the Noble Bell College is a nightmare. Not only because Grim gets on your damn nerves but because Rollo is almost always breathing down your neck.

Whenever he's not doing tasks around the college he's trying to get closer to you. Trying his best to distract you from your friends and to lead you to secluded areas. But, your friends are wary of him and try their best to keep him away from you.

Ah~ but he's so patient. He'll watch from a distance as you laugh and talk with your friends, planning all the ways he can get you closer to him.

Of course he'll be hospitable. He'll act kind and respectful, making you confused as to whether you should think of him as a good person or not.

He might believe you to be "pure" in some way. Perhaps because you are magicless or some other reason. Whatever the reason, he's going to try his best to keep you "pure".

Ok that's all I got that's sfw

Nsfw warning I guess

He's having an internal conflict about you where on one hand he wants to stick to being a respectable man, but on the other he just wants to pin you down and bury his cock inside you.

Like you just know that he's in his bedroom stroking his cock to the thought of you. He just can't help himself. He's so down bad he's literally in hell.

Whenever he's finished he feels disgusted at himself for thinking such lustful thoughts. He may end up believing you've put some kind of curse on him. I mean It makes sense doesn't it?

He's been perfectly fine and then the moment you appear he just can't stop himself from imagining how it feels to touch you, to kiss you, to hold you down as he rams his dick inside you.

He may look like he's got his shit together but behind closed doors he falling apart in desperation and need for you.

Oh! He fucks you on an altar~!

You're cries echo throughout the room as he thrusts his cock in you. He's always so busy and you're friends are always somewhere nearby so he never gets the chance to get too close to you. Finally, he ends up catching you walking down the dark halls of the college alone and after waiting for you for so long can you really blame him for thrusting his cock into you so quickly?

Whether you want to ruin this holy man yourself or you wait long enough for him to succumb to his own twisted fantasies. He'll probably end up locking you in some hidden dungeon within the college, keeping you all to himself.

If he believes you've put a curse on him or you're some kind of devil he's going to try and "fix" you. He'll lock you away in the depths of the college so that you don't affect the other men. With him being a holy and righteous man, he believes that only he has the power to cure you of this evil.

He tries as much as he can to resist your "charms" but in the end he can't stop himself from fucking you.

Also I heard he's apparently almost as tall as the tweels?!?!?? :0

For more kinky stuff, I think wax play might fit him? Idk like he's pouring hot wax on you while he "cleanses" you of your sins.

Oh bondage too! Def seems like he'd tie you up and stuff. Gags you too! As much as he'd like to hear your moans and cries he'd rather not get caught with you.

Listen the urge I have to hatefuck this man yandere or not is STRONG.

I just AGAGSAAAGSDFAAAH

I don't like him. He's not rly my type but him acting like he's better than me, like he's better than everyone??? MY GOD LET ME PEG HIM

Make this man cry please! I just wanna see him suffer I don't care that he's as tall as the tweels I wanna make him a pathetic mess so bad LOOOOORD LET ME PEG HIM AHHHHHHHH

Ugh sry kinda got off track i think...

But uh yeah yandere Rollo is just a horny desperate mess who wants to steal you away from your friends. He also blames you for how horny he is for you. I also love the idea of him being a creepy pervert who may sniff your clothes.

That's about all I got rn

Ok bye *fades into the abyss*

[sinningtamer]

Not sure if you’ve answered this before but what are your favourite fics and ships?

Love all your art btw! <3 Thx for all the food!

i might've years ago, so let's go again! i'm gonna answer this question as only NSFW/kink related, otherwise the list would be way too long haha

alright let's start with the obvious: ParviII is and always will be my #1 one ship, even when I dip in and out of the fandom a lot (i feel the term OTP is super outdated these days? but if there was one ship i could use it with it's them...)

so obviously i'm gonna say Talking Body and Payment and Payback by @sparxwrites. because. you know. how can i not. oh yeah, Good Vibrations is also a classic. hiii sparx, i'm sorry for picking your older fics, i just have such a bias. they've written a ton of great stuff over the years though, so go give the account a peak! there's something for everyone, especially if you like darker stuff.

...speaking of accounts with a lot of content who lurk around here, shoutout to @pawpunkao3. lmpᴇarI is one of my favorite ships, and they're still such a rarepair somehow?? anyways I think about Between Bedrock and a Hard Place at least once a week tbh. A New Religion That'll Bring You To Your Knees is fantastic, and i have a soft spot for I Spy (even tho i didn't watch too much empires). again, another author with a whole arsenal under their belt, so don't just take my word for it and check the rest of his fics!

back to lmpᴇarI being a rarepair... @thatstoomuchsoup has Chicken Soup for the Soulbounds (okay it's more pearI-centric but they're both there) and is another blog that specializes in some of my kinks and these fandoms. same with @anon-teddy's content, gotta give a shoutout to full. this is also making me realize i haven't sought out enough poly S0up Group or GᴇmpuIse/PᴇarIgem fics...maybe i'll get back to you on that...

there's a bunch of good explicit trᴇᴇbark fics, but i said i was gonna keep this list concise, so the only one i'll specifically point to is how to deal with your supernatural lust for blood (and other things) in a completely normal and god-honoring fashion. for...reasons. also because it's good!

edit: oh my GOD i realized two seconds after posting this i completely forget to mention @also-an-art. go read (this is) hungry work and honey don't feed it right fucking now. i've read both of these in full (pun intended) multiple times they're that amazing. it's rare that the plot is just as good as the horniness, when i tell you i lost my mind at some of the development in these. also hot and dirty (like the la air) is a guilty pleasure. AND it introduced me to a song that ended up being #20 on my spotify wrapped LOL (RPF warning on that one! trust me tho)

let's get to my other bias, shall we? RᴛSpiff and RᴛS00t don't....have any explicit fics. nor does poly lᴀds. CMRᴛ does, though! I'm kinda picky about how people characterize them, but play it cool and Every Stumble and Each Misfire are lovely (note that the second one is also blatant RPF! don't say i didn't warn you o7)

speaking of lᴀds, if you follow me on main, you know i got into Bᴀnᴀna Bᴜs Sqᴜᴀd just last year (I'M SORRY, OKAY, DON'T @ ME-) you'd think getting into an old fandom late would mean a ton of great smut fics, right? to be honest, i haven't found many that i care for, but maybe i'm just picky... however, i remember your lips, they're the ones i miss, and smoke in your lungs, your lips on mine are SO GODDAMN GOOD i'm not even mad it's only those two i like because i could reread them 20 times. god. such fun characterization. shame the author orphaned them because i badly wanna read more of their stuff.

this is the part where you go, spirit, do you read anything besides (mᴄ)yt fandoms??? and i go, not really.............well, sort of. i like 0verwatch! and M0icy!! Reciprocity is a delightful PWP long fic. i'm also not really an omegaverse guy, but Water Me has such a good take on it i fell in looove.

okay, i'm gonna cut myself off here, enough though i could probably name dozens of more fics if i sat and thought about it. if anyone i tagged wants to be untagged, feel free to reply here or shoot me an ask/dm!!

[potionio]

📩 Simblr question of the day: Do you have any blogs that make your day when they post? Mention them! Tell us why you like them!

Oh Lordt, lets go. might be a wee bit long, and i'm getting over my mad embarrassment about being openly affectionate lets go.

@druidberries - literally an absolute fucking delight to talk to, and her posts are just so good. I know exactly how much work Alexis puts into her posts, and literally, I adore Elowen SO much.

@birdietrait - CHEF KISS content, literally so sweet and an absolute delight as well. just knows how to capture so many different faces in the sims and im in complete awe constantly, and just.. their aesthetic is SO on point with their stuff?

@bobnewbie - no listen, i love the mousa legacy. will not even lie i sat through that chrono tag with so much GLEE the other night when i was feel a bit bummed out and needed to just stare at WONDERFUl screenshots and amazing characters. also their cc is like- a must-have, literally.

@cowplant-pizza - if i could marry a screenshot, it'd be one of theirs. amazing eye for details and makes some absolutely gorgeous sims, also just has such a good eye for everything.

@softerhaze - once again, will MARRY THEIR SCREENSHOTS. there is such a feeling of warmth and nostalgia and every time they show up on my feed i have to just stare for a bit.

@citrlet - literally the sweetest person ?? ?ever?? like oh my god so helpful and wonderful? also i LOVE their screenie style so much, will literally die for milo.

@simarcana - again, marvelous sims and AMAZING screenies. also just so sweet, also uh- literally would ?? fight god for alika?? im sorry but like i will throw hands and not regret a thing thx.

@farfallasims - really inspired me to step out of my usual aesthetics w how my sims dress tbh! has led me to find SO many wonderful cc creators w lookbooks! also made me really appreciate feminity in my sims more honestly? just generally really nice to look at and my brain goes brr.

also like- so many. literally so many more. i am eternally inspired by the people on this side of the internet and blown away by how lovely everyone has been.

[thebewilderer]

So someone sent an ask and I spent at least a good half fucking hour typing up a response, went to save it as a draft, and tumblr fucking ate it

summary of the ask was:

I think the issue is not that they actively seek out things to hate, but rather make people aware of the problems of said thing. Media has an effect on reality, people’s actions, and the environment What’s wrong with telling people that they shouldn’t enjoy certain media? What’s wrong with de-platforming people/franchises that are Problematic?

This is what I remember, feel free to resend it if there was more about it. I had a whole nice thing typed out and formatted, but I guess you’re just getting my frustrated-by-tumblr’s-bullshit version so, sorry about that I guess.

I think the issue is not that they actively seek out things to hate, but rather make people aware of the problems of said thing.

No. It’s not an issue of “making people aware of the problems”. this is blatantly false. I have a whole tag of people wishing me various gruesome deaths. I’ve got more in my mentions, and a lot of screenshots; I’ll post a collage of them at some point.

Media has an effect on reality, people’s actions, and the environment

Yeah yeah, we’ve heard the “media has an effect on reality” argument a thousand fucking times. End of the day, people are responsible for their own actions. Just as it’s not my fault for getting catcalled due to my dress, the author is not responsible for how readers interpret their writing. And the author is even less responsible for potential actions that readers may take in response to their writing. Wanting authors/artists to shoulder responsibility for people’s actions is so incredibly entitled.

(I swear to GOD if y’all bring up the Jaws stuff I’m going to lose it. Here’s a post about that. Read it. Maybe you’ll learn something.)

“What’s wrong with telling people not to enjoy media that’s Bad?”

So the other day, I had some guy tell me I need to put a warning on my darkfic telling people to not jerk off to it (no, I am not kidding). This would be an unacceptable course of action for a few reasons:

1) Gross Trying to control what strangers jerk off to is absolutely unacceptable, and reeks of the resurgence of purity culture. You absolutely cannot police the sexuality of other people. That is the basic tenant of purity culture, despite 

2) Ineffective Say I threw my morals on the ground and decided to demand what other people masturbate to. Why the fuck would they give a shit? If someone’s jerking off to something, some jackass on the internet saying “oh noooo, don’t do that :(” is absolutely not going to do anything. All that would happen is that I now feel a sense of moral superiority; it’s just ego-boosting, self-righteous bullshit.

3) Who cares? Some person I don’t know, jerking off, by themself, in the privacy of their own home, is literally not going to affect anything at all. Mind your business.

What’s wrong with de-platforming people/franchises that are Problematic?

Because y’all aren’t “de-platforming franchises”. Y’all are attacking and harassing small-time artists and authors because those are easier targets than fucking Disney or whatever.

Do I really need to go find the story of that one struggling artist who got death threats and doxxed and whatnot so fucking hard they were fired from their job??

Do I really need to go find the stories of the kids that wrote Problematic Fic and thus got suicide-baited and harassed so relentlessly they actually fucking killed themselves? And the people on your side who treated this as a victory?

Do I really need to go find the hundreds of screenshots of the people you’re defending saying that “CSA victims deserved what they got if this is what they’re writing” / “I wish your abusive parent/ex had killed you because then you wouldn’t write this” / “pity that cancer didn’t kill you before you drew this”

@antis-delete-your-blogs-pls-thx has an entire tag filled with y’all’s hypocritical bullshit, go check that out and then try n come back with your “we’re just trying to protect people.”

Sorry this post got so aggressive, but I can no longer take y’all’s arguments in good faith. Y’all’ve proven time and time again that you care more about the wellbeing of fictional characters than of real life actual living and alive human beings. And until that changes, none of your little “we’re trying to protect people” arguments hold any goddamn water.

[tropicalfreckles]

Just because tw*tter has weirdos on it, I kind of feel more comfortable rambling about this topic on my own blog here.

There has been a LOT of discussion about the thing with D*sney, colorism, and L*lo&St*tch + H*waii lately.

And I'm glad to see the discussion on the table for people who are actual natives of H*waii, born and raised there no less, being able to shed light on a lot of issues that have been going on for a while. I've known at least a little bit about it for a year or so now, but some stuff I still obviously don't know because.

One, I'm disconnected from my own culture(sadly, I would like to actually know way more about it. I wish I could learn the language, but I'm someone who needs to learn in a environment that isn't a phone language app and none of my nearby family members speak the language, only ones who do are on the islands.), not because I am biracial, but because my dad was disconnected from his own culture because his mother's mother never had time to teach her kids anything since she had like fucking 13 kids to raise as a single mom. Also cause of other things that are personal family stuff I don't want to get into, basic of it is dad is an ass that further disconnected himself from his own culture and only cares about it when it comes to food and music. So, because of that, and I don't know my distant cousins very well on the Islands (I never get to go to family reunions because I'm broke, thx US g*vernment for making H*waii too expensive to go to, really love that) and my knowledge is VERY limited. I have to learn from others online.

Two, what I do know, I see gets easily buried under so many other things because the truth of the matter is. Barely anyone here on mainland cares about H*waii. It's just a fun, little tourist attraction to them and the suffering of the people, struggling to AFFORD to stay on their home land, is not important to them. Not surprised from what I've been hearing from natives that D*sney plays a shitty hand in the problem with t*urism.

Three, c*lorism really is such a big deal in a lot of places in the world, and it's shit that it's once again being painted loud and clear by H*llywood, but what else is new. I already knew this movie was not going to be a good adaptation, not because all of the ones before it were shit (they are I mean that doesn't help it lol), but because I knew modern D*sney doesn't know their own IPs very well at all. I mean, D*sney has always sucked as a company but idk I feel like they legit don't know the actual themes of L*lo&St*tch at all and how being native was a key part of the film along with the alien stuff. Just... man, I'm tired guys.

Real tired. I wish things would stick every time this conversation about the shit things happening in H*waii happen, but nothing ever really does stick that long. Just how things always go with natives of places.

Also, this is me @ all the people that were suing Ariel as an excuse for N*ni getting white washed

[gazelessmenagerie]

(more thoughts beneath the cut.)

( ..and that’s not touching on my ideas for broly’s power don’t align to other folks ideas sfnalsnfknflkjg tbh i think he can totally square up to a lotta things. the main reason why i just have not want to really ‘fight’ hard is bc he totally can beat tf outta so many things so its more of a ‘ I dont need to express my energy too much ‘ deal with him. but thats not to say he wont use his brawn for threats and follow them up when he doesnt get his way. He has the capability to destroy the universe if he wants to and no i will not be persuaded that he is anything less than that. But you know.. its hard to find food if he destroys everything. )

( im not saying he’s invincible but he sure as fuck isn’t meant to be a pushover and I try hard to juggle that with him not murdering muses but keeping his animosity and hella threatening aura as close as I feasibly can. )

( putting into perspective that amount of raw power is both fascinating and yet so infuriating bc his entire reason to NOT do that is bc ‘ lol fuck you dad. I’m living my own life........................ ............................... that I’m figuring out. ‘ and thats it. afldsjg its not a bad reason in my view, his inactivity or lack of ‘ambtion’ is part of his journey to figure out what it is he wants bc he never had the chance to think about it till now. What does Broly want? What COULD he want...? He has all the power he could ever have. He has free reign to do was he wish but he’s got things to work out on his own. ruling an empire is nothing new, he’s been worshipped, he’s killed, he’s destroyed. what good would starting another empire do for him than to give him some luxuries he finds temporary use for until he gets bored. Living out in that desert has been something of a strange conundrum in a way..

He could totally take over earth, make people worship him but what will he do after..? he doesn’t... necessarily have the ability to Rule as a king would. He knows the basic order but to keep it running is different bc that was Paragus’ entire shtick in a sense. Broly was just the means to enforce those rules when he was under control. On his own.. I dont think Broly would honestly care too much. He’d want food, be decorated in lavish things but he’ll grow bored of it on the eventual. 

Now living out on the harsh lands. thats where he feels more at home. Facing down tooth and claw, testing his strength against the elements and beasts of varying kinds. It just feels more natural to him as much as it is lounging around doing nothing and enjoying the sun and wide open air. Just... so many small components come into play and they totally go ignored or they aren’t “noticed” by him or anyone unless someone pays really close attention to the way he acts and reacts to things. 

as it was Pointed out before.. ‘ he’s never honest with himself ‘ and that just drives such a hard fucking stake in my heart bc its true. for all the power he has, he just... denies something in him that’s as equally in part of him as it is his rage and power. and yes this is totally me inserting my HC on Legendary Saiyans if I haven’t yelled about it enough. I just.. .really enjoy duality and opposing natures being at war with one another. Its just that survival specifically favored one side over the other but the diminished side has never left.. its just dormant but it resides still. Its just.. really good and such a fun little thing when I get to write on those rare moments he finds himself at a certain loss with his own feelings. )

( of course this goes without saying he wont ever show that to just anyone. anldfsjg just. i cannot stress how fucking hard it is to get through his shell. but the more people he meets and cares for, the worse he’ll be off bc his paranoia will be off the charts and it’s going to cause him to lose control over himself. As great as his power is, it comes with a heavy toll bc he never learned to control his own power and manage it beyond getting overwhelmed with power and outright Needing to expel the excess energy in a violent burst before he tears himself apart from the inside. To reach that equilibrium within during his Legendary state.. just.. whoo man. he’s got.. some good reason why he doesn’t always go Legendary both bc there’s a pretty good chance he won’t remember what he did during that state and the immense amount of strain it puts on him physically and mentally afterwards. )

( afnlsdjf which.. idk, i’d like to explore somehow if he would be willing to learn how to control his own Legendary power, i think that’d be fun but also so aggravating bc he’s stubborn and it’s gonna take months for him to get anywhere.. but he’d be better for it in some way. Not ceasing being a menace but at least he won’t destroy the earth in a fit of jealousy or outrage (possibly) )

( just.. anfalsdjg idk man.. I see and write a lot of facets for this bastard that really only get to show when he’s observed long enough but lmfao he doesn’t let people in that close on a usual basis. I just want him to have a better life at time and other times I just want him to drive himself up the wall with his senseless self destructive habits bc he just doesn’t know better than what was instilled to him and what his power does to him if he lets it take over. )

( he doesn’t know how lonely he is in truth or how much pain and sorrow he has beneath all the anger. again.. lots of feels anflsjg but jfc thats my tedtalk on like a tired and anxious brain. apologies if this made no sense bc i sure as fuck didnt proofread it and I wrote whatever came to mind. )

[ballsbalb]

hello again, same anon from before about the jude in germany v spain post.

completely understand where you're coming from! honestly i forgot that he's only been at madrid for one whole season (feels like a lot longer for some reason) compared to multiple at dortmund. so yh, from that point of view, it can seem disrespectful and shows his intentions.

i think it is important to remember he was pretty young at the time (which you brought up). at least now, he does somewhat acknowledge and publicly respect the foundations that dortmund helped him build. i think i saw that he reposted some sort of tribute to the departing manager? (correct me if i'm wrong i'm not active on other social medias) i feel that does show that he may have matured since then and grown.

i think i'll leave it there, i think we're mostly in agreement but still can agree to disagree, thx for your response!

to open up a slightly different conversation, i assume from your recent posts that you watched the england v serbia match? i just wanted to hear what you thought about it and whether england truly stand a chance in the euros. icl i thought foden and kane were nowhere the entire match (from what little ball knowledge i have) but NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT IT ON TUMBLR AND IT KINDA DRIVES ME MAD. i am glad people are praising trent and jude tho. OOOH AND MARC GUEHI PLAYED PRETTY WELL TOO.

im probs not gonna interact with you much after this ask (i tend to use tumblr to read other people's post rather than making my own and interacting with blogs though that may change) so im just gonna end here by saying i honestly really love your blog. you're constantly offering opinions no matter how popular they may be and i love seeing you pop up underneath the tags i follow bc ik you have something of decent logic to say. again, thx for taking the time to respond to me and bye :)

oh my god, you’re so sweet- thank you so much! i completely understand being a lurker lol, no shame in that at all, but my ask box is always open for anything if you ever want to chat. it means a lot to hear that people actually pay attention to my rants lol 😭

and i watched the first half of the match & almost half of the second, and i completely agree that i barely even realized foden & kane were playing 😭 for the supposed best player in the english league, foden is utter shit for England, and i think kane really let the fans down today with his lackluster decision making.

guehi did play well, too! i honestly didn’t have much faith in him based off his Palace performances, but i think he did pretty good, all things considered.

trent wasn’t as great as his last few england appearances, but he was still phenomenal. he made almost every major chance that i saw, and he completely dominated that midfield alongside jude & dec. watching jude rattle the serbs was also hilarious 💀

subbing off trent for Conor fucking Gallagher i think is peak Southgate- slim lead, need more goals, what do we do? takes ffp ur best creative asset for a guy who runs fast ‼️‼️

all in all, i think there were some great individual performances but the team as a whole was preeeetty ass. they were lucky not to concede in the 2nd half, and even luckier to get their goal when they did.

[susie-dreemurr]

Dungeon meshi live-blogging ep 10 & 11

(Live-blogged both in Portuguese and in English. I did this before too but used my native language more than usual lol. Also thsi got long because I DIDNT forget to liveblog episodes this time!!!)

Ep10

Oh they’re fucked

Chilchuck the goat

Marcille, I get it. I would be grossed out by that shit too. But THIS TIME, it truly is the only thing we can do. Wear the bloody frog skin and get that shit all over your body even if it’s gross. I’m hugging you for emotional support

Esses mano são muito estúpido /pos nem fudendo que a Marcille vai ser convencida por vaidade de moda quando é a porra de uma pele de sapo que vocês acabaram de descascar. Aiai tadinha kkkk

A CARA DE ÓDIO DELA MANO LMAOOO

Por favor diz que eles vão passar o episódio inteiro com essas roupa silly de sapo

“Parece que o sangue do sapo gigante congelou e grudou nas minhas roupas” NAOOOOOOO mano coitada da Marcille… her life is just L after L after L after L

“We’re gonna fight the dragon like this?! How am I going to reunite with Falin now?!” Girl I know you’re gay and all but Falin will probably be unconscious the entire time and, even if she wakes up, she’ll probably be disoriented as shit. I don’t think she will notice or care about you looking like a furry and smelling like corpses <3

THEY CAN GO HOME BY PAINTINGS???? SO COOL!!!! Ah e oi Namari, queria MUITO que você voltasse pro time Laios. Please at least get an union eventually 🙏

Ah agente vai fazer world building da ilha???? Foda.

“Anões, hein? Abominável.” 🚨🚨FANTASY RACISM ALERT 🚨🚨 FANTASY RACISM ALERT 🚨🚨 (godamnit not my pet peeve. I don’t trust writers with this type of thing lmao so hopefully it isn’t very relevant)

Eu ia falar “por que que os elfos São representados com um estilo de arte egípcio antigo?” mas aí eu lembrei que nas fantasia os elfos vivem por MUITO tempo então isso deve ser uma representação disso. Escolha foda.

Anão lore!!! Anão lore!!!

Como é que eles “devolveriam” a masmorra pros elfos? Não acho que esse povo tem a capacidade de teleportar coisas gigante de lugar não

We really gonna have fantasy racism be a plot point aren’t we. Please writers do this properly

Namari please be a relevant character 🙏 ah e aleluia esses gêmeos vão ser desenvolvidos parece né

Sou que nem esses gêmeos não sei que porra é incumbência não. Sou burra gente nunca foi tão boa em gramática

Mas a irmã do Laios tem um loiro meio escuro, não um castanho claro…? Deve ser um erro de tradução então… estranho

It’s what I thought. I was sure a big part of the reason Namari left is because she never had any hope of Falin surviving in the first place, so, to her, sticking around to save her was pointless. I wonder how she’ll feel once she realizes it wasn’t

Gente, vocês ACABARAM de comer. Eu entendo que não podem lutar o dragão com fome senão vocês vão se fuder de novo, mas VCS TÃO TÃO PERTO….

Ngl I thought this place would be way more wrecked it’s in a surprisingly good state all things considered.

Marcille :(

Eu ia chamar o Chilchuck de covarde arrombado mas pelo menos ele avisou múltiplas vezes que não dava pra contar com ele no combate né.

Oh the dragon is THAT high? It is so truly jover— okay sorry English isn’t my first language it took me a stupid amount of time to realize im making it sound like the dragon smokes weed. By high I meant tall. (Although this show is so silly I wouldn’t be surprised by weed-smoking dragon)

Thx Chilchuck for offering your help, I knew you were just acting tsundere <3 also I get that he’s a half-foot species or whatever but did they HAVE to make him look twelve. I keep forgetting he’s a middle aged man in his species.

“Deveríamos ter pedido pra Namari vir” Senshi, A MARCILLE PEDIU. Foi vocês (Laios e eu acho que o Chilchuck) que impediram ela.

…Wait if Chilchuck is so willing to go for wine as soon as he sees it, how did they not figure out he’s an adult before? Did they just avoid any and all places with beverage so that, since they thought he was a kid, he wouldn’t feel left out by not being able to drink? If so, cute. Alternatively Chilchuck is only comfortable enough to get drunk with them NOW since they bonded more, which is also sweet.

Marcille finally got a W (doesn’t have to eat monsters today)— “but there’s still the red dragon” Laios don’t ruin the moment.

Awww Senshi looks so cute in this show when he’s being complimented

Lmao Laios complimenting everyone on their skills that helped them get here so far, and then with Marcille it’s just. “Girl, I’m SO sorry you had to go through this trip, you suffered the most L’s out of all of us.”

DRAGON FIGHT! DRAGON FIGHT!!! I heard that episode 11 has angst so, unlike how I’ve been doing with this one, I’ll have to wait until I get home </3 I can’t risk missing out on some vital parts of the experience or god forbid crying in class. It hurts to wait but it’s necessary. Ough.

Ep 11

Okay fuck it we been having a free class might as well START. I’m bored leave me alone.

Oh fuck it didn’t even start with the opening it’s so jover

Marcille don’t second guess yourself it’s gonna make me more nervous because that’s basic foreshadowing shit will go wrong

Ngl I know this is an anime but crumbling buildings are no joke. Even if the party doesn’t get hurt what if it crushes the dragon’s stomach and, therefore, Falin?

Okay NOW the opening starts. I still find it funny the one having a monologue like “hang on, Falin!” right before the battle is Marcille and not Falin’s fucking brother.

Guys. Guys (aside of Laios ig) wdym u didn’t expect it to be this fast it’s huge af. Please tell me you’re not far from the marked place. Even if the terrain slows him down he’s still a huge ass dragon

I was about to say, if Namari got her hands sorta burnt by heating up the Urine, these guys gonna come back with their hands completely numb and red from FUCKING DRAGON FIRE!!!!

GET UR SHIT BACK DONT FUCKING — oh thank god Senshi

Oh god they had to change routes it’s so jover

These guys HAVE to be hit by at least part of the debris there’s no way— oh fuck the dragon ain’t even phased it’s so jover— CHILCHUCK GOT HIT IN THE HEAD BY DEBRI. I TOLD YOU ALL

:0 thank you Laios, the goat at improv. The guy wants to reache/ cut its inverted scale

SWORD WHY.

Ohhhh Chilchuck found out about the sword now. His face looks haunted man.

(In the car rn so I can turn up the sound a little bit finally🙏) CHILCHUCK MAKING UP INSULTS SO HE CAN INSULT LAIOS AS MUCH AS HE POSSIBLY CAN

Senshi hiding the trump card from us until the last minute… you could have told them after Namari parted ways— oh fuck the blade is too short it’s jover

Senshi gonna pull the self-sacrifice shit aur Naur

FUCK. Also Chilchuck the self-proclaimed “I only been doing this for the bag I’ll leave y’all once the combat starts” running towards the dragon’s paw to try to save Senshi… we been knew— oh shit the blade

YOOO Chilchuck hit it in the eye!!! Mf should never call himself useless in combat again.

Senshi the goat. Also Chilchuck got hit by debris in the head AGAIN (+ probably got crushed along with Senshi)

No matter what happens Marcille needs to get through this because I’m pretty sure she the only mf in this party who can revive ppl.

Parece que eu to assistindo OSNF do jeito que todo mundo quer se sacrificar pelo time kkkkkk

OOF. HIS FUCKIJG LEG. There may be a spell for revival due to the unique nature of the dungeon but is there one for losing limbs???

Laios let’s go 🙏 officially redeemed from the fuck up of ep 1

THIS IS ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH THE EPUSODE????? I was so sure it’d end in that cliffhanger. Ngl I’d be traumatized by this if I didn’t know reviving is possible.

Falin & Laios flashback pog. She looks so cute as a kid, too.

(Can finally hear sound normally yippee!!!) these quick cuts to black in the flashback making me nervous

Ouvindo o fantasma dizer dnv e dnv “por favor, tire-o, socorro” 100% é o motivo da Falin ter tanta empatia pelos fantasma né?

Ngl Olman is a familiar ass name idk why . Whoever named him should feels sorry for themselves tho ugly as hell name

We’re going more into Falin’s perspective in this flashback which is neat because she’s been absent the entire anime so far so we only know what others feel about her

Oh fuck D:

Senshi afraid of revival magi. So r eda Al for this

Oh she CAN reattach the leg pog. Ngl if I were her I’d focus on finding Falin FIRST so she would have someone else to help revive everyone bc I feel like that takes a lot of magic

There’s NO way this tiny ass knife can withstand cutting so much idc if it’s from op metal no mames

Part of me is wondering if we’re gonna see Falin totally dismembered and half-digested. Another part of me says this show has been mostly lighthearted so they wouldn’t go so far. Yet ANOTHER part of me says they showed us Laios getting his leg cut off so as long as Falin survives it’d be fine

Godamn this stomach looks like a balloon.

The stomach empty… I am 100% sure Falin escaped somehow due to the yuri posts I saw before watching this show but also if she dies like this… it’s possible

EWEWEW THE HELL IS THAT.

Ohhhh is she gonna come back wrong

…okay I’m just saying. I called it with her being digested.

[cummin-n-cryin]

I hope you fellas like the camping fic I know it took me like 2 million years to post smth im sry lmao ;-;

I haven't rly been looking at my inbox but I know some people sent in requests I'll be looking at them tomorrow and I'll update my WIP section accordingly.

Also if you could send in more requests that are smut related and are maybe about the nrc teachers that would be cool!

Its just so sad to look at the Crowley x reader tag and nothing new having been posted for like months. I know not everyone wants to fuck the teachers but look at em! Look at Crowley's stupid little beady bird eyes or look at Sam he's hot and I bet he knows how to treat you right!

Mostly I just wanna try to write smut more because I get kinda awkward when writing it and I rly wanna improve. Idc how nasty or weird your asks are send em! Like I'm a dark content blog for a reason. Get into my inbox, slap that anon button if you want and send me your dark depraved thoughts!

Obvi you don't have to! Feel free to send me whatever you want and I'll try my best to write it! Either way thx for supporting me and stuff mwah (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)⁠♥

[p2totalk]

I posted 6,066 times in 2022

That's 2,985 more posts than 2021!

72 posts created (1%)

5,994 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@hiveswap

@meeowerzz

@toesuckler

@cosm-ixx

@timedeo

I tagged 3,043 of my posts in 2022

Only 50% of my posts had no tags

#wc - 651 posts

#dsmp - 297 posts

#warrior cats - 198 posts

#fav - 179 posts

#grian - 144 posts

#hc - 134 posts

#dream smp - 118 posts

#wilbur soot - 107 posts

#ranboo - 92 posts

#tommyinnit - 88 posts

Longest Tag: 116 characters

#gotta love that leafpool was literally the only female pov character w/ she-cat friends that weren't just her sister

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

I already love Flamepaw. So much. His relationship with Baypaw and Lilyheart is just. chefs kiss, amazing, i love it so much.

We're getting some grandparent and grandkit content!! And the fact that he genuinely seems to see Baypaw as his brother.

asdfghjklkjhgdsa

And his relationship with Sparkpelt seems painfully relatable (minus the dead dad part, rip Larksong lol)

Prologue and first 3 chapters of River

51 notes - Posted February 8, 2022

#4

nice hair king

51 notes - Posted March 30, 2022

#3

just finished river

5 out of 5 gold doubloons, will be rereading later

anyways vomiting some thoughts

dont have much to say about sunbeam, defiantly the least interesting pov imo. blazefire is pretty cool, kinda hate his name tho

sunbeam and nightheart just hanging at the gathering before his third assessment and them just taking turns venting and sunbeam reassuring him that he was gonna pass was really nice :)

mf really failed his assessment twice lmao

lilyheart is so lovely <3333

the part with beetleheart being like "join the xenophobic dark side my lovely daughter <3" was interesting, excited to see were that goes

nightheart is so stupid and dumb and in dire need of love and attention. i jusrahfebdghfjfg

squirrelflight felt so ooc what the fuck. and?? crow and bramble never had a 'bond'???? they mildly disliked eachother for the entirety of tnp and then never spoke again.

i hope bramblestar is dying lol

not everyone collectively screaming when nightheart said he didnt like the name flameheart. love your new name queen <333

your telling me shellfur and fernstripe are in a relationship?? shellfur, son of the xenophobic power couple that is blossomfall and thornclaw, former avid supporter of imposter bramblestar, has a relationship with a windclan cat??? that just. feels. so weird.

fringewhisker and spireclaw, however, are going to live happily ever after and nothing bad will ever happen to them or i will cry :)

that five second long scene of jayfeather deciding to mildly annoy mothwing and kestralwing is just. perfect.

'eaten any good voles lately?' had my giggling a Normal Amount.

rip those old people btw

might read mistystar's omen to grasp at some mothwing and mistystar content, mothwing mourning for about five minutes was very enjoyable to read

riverclan really just ran to all the clans and went "has our deputy been trespassing on your territory? no? ahahahaha alright thx bby 🥰"

riverclan is in shambles and i love it

the way that starclan (if its starclan?? feels real unstarclanlike rn) communicates with frostpaw is so cool. i imagine this is kinda what starclan was like for medicine cats in the first arc, very much enjoying it

curlfeather :(((((

the "keep riverclan safe, and trust no cat" and the description of curlfeather screaming in agony as the dogs practically ate her was. Mildly Horrifying.

god is already destroying frostpaws mental health bit by bit, poor lady is so stressed :(

107 notes - Posted April 6, 2022

#2

2/3 OF OUR MAIN PROTAGONISTS FOR A STARLESS CLAN ARE FATHERLESS AND FLAMEPAW HAS MAJOR MOMMY ISSUES. I FIND THIS FAR TO FUNNY.

153 notes - Posted February 8, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

dude i love mothwing but i just. fucking hate how shes boiled down to "gay little medicine cat" bc she is. so interesting!!!!! her relationship with her brother, with mistyfoot, with her mother and the fact that shes part of the tigerstar bloodline, with the god that she believes abandoned her, how strange it must have been to watch willowshine grow up worshipping that god, to have everyone around her shame her for not believing in something that does not care for her or anyone that shares her blood, if hawkfrost is any indication. she is just........ ajdfhefihifl interesting kitty cat that is honestly more interesting if you look past her whole thing with leafpool .

609 notes - Posted October 1, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[promptplanetblr]

i love how moon is just everywhere like sneeg updates and her main and now here

if they’re on a blog it must be a cool blog :D

anyway, have any best friends to lovers prompts?

hello :) anyway best friends to lovers happens to be my thing anon :D

>> best friends to lovers prompts

> nearly all of these are pulled from my best friend and i's dms. take that as you will

situation prompts:

(over text)

a: do you need a hug

b: yes please

*deletes message*

b: im good thx

a: *rambles about an interest*

b: *knows absolutely nothing but listens

anyway*

a: sorry i kinda rambled, thanks for listening

b: no problem, its cute when you ramble

a: shut up or i'll kiss you

b: try me bitch >:)

a: thAT WAS A THREAT YOU SHOULD BE

COWERING IN FEAR

a: what's your favorite color?

b: [fav color]

a:*wears that color the next time they see

person b*

a: ...babe- shit sorry wrong word

b: you called me babe

a: yeah sorr-

b: validation

a: *gets complimented* im not that pretty but thank you :)

b: don't listen to them they're lying

a:"this song reminds me of you"

*sends a song*

b:"that's a love song."

dialogue:

"thats my girl/boy/person"

"you should feel loved as long as i live"

"falling in love with your best friend is somehow the best and worst experience you'll ever have'

"you're worth [situation] and more, [name]”

"i’m proud of you"

"you're my favorite"

"here, have my sweatshirt. its too cold out for a t-shirt"

"go to sleep" "i'd rather stay up and talk to you"

'im a dumbass" " my dumbass <3"

"stop wait that was adorable"

"for the last time, i don't like them. they're my best friend, and they are fucking hot, but i'm not in love with them" "bro you literally talk about them all the time"

"What are you doing here?" “i brought food!"

"wait, your friends think we're dating?"

"that was a JOKE /J /J"

"why are you doing this? why do i matter to to you?" "because i love you.'

"give me a reason not to punch you right now." “i- love you??"

"are you gay? /j" "yeah for you."

-mod moon

masterlist

[m-jelly]

(1/2) Heyoo! U good? Just found ur blog and gotta say ur writing is amazing so congratulations! And I just had an idea of a one shot with captain levi and wanted to request it so here it is: basically he has a crush on a (reader) cadet, that he doesn't know how to express and stuff AND reader has a guy best friend that gives off Jake Peralta vibes and-

(2/2) loves to make jokes abt Levi's height, which just makes him angrier bc he thinks the reader is dating him, and one day he just confronts her abt that and kinda confess. Tiny angsty but general fluff thx honey 💕💕

Hi, my lovely <3 Happy to do this. Also, I do like watching Brooklyn 99. Think this is a cute thing for the lovely pair to happen.

I want you to be mine.

Pairing: Levi x Reader

Genre and tags: canon world, romance, falling in love, Levi has a strong crush on you, jealous Levi, possessive Levi, confessions.

Concept: Levi has always had a crush on you, but he's never done anything about his feelings. You're a good cadet and you specialise in medical support, so you often help him with his scars and pain from the straps and gear digging into his skin when he fights. Levi adores you so much and wants you as his, but he doesn't know how to act on his feelings. Levi has noticed a guy always hanging out with you and trying to make you laugh. His jokes soon turn into digs into Levi's height and looks, which you don't seem to like at all. Levi gets so sick of the man, he confronts you about everything and learns the truth at the same time he confesses to his love for you.

Beautiful, just beautiful.

Levi's heart raced in his chest as you walked around your office grabbing the things for his bruises. He blushed a little, then pulled off the leather straps of his gear. He unbuttoned his shirt, then pulled it off to show his muscle, scars and bruises to you.

Levi held his breath when you walked closer to him with bruising cream in hand. He shivered under your touch. He loved you being so close to him and you smelt so sweet like honey.

You smiled at Levi. "Sorry, it's a little cold."

"What?"

You showed him the cream. "You shivered, so I thought it was the cream."

He blushed a little and gripped the bed. "Tch, silly brat. You should warm it up."

You hummed a laugh as you collected more cream. "I'm not the silly one, you are." You rubbed the cream into a massive bruise on his pecs where the front strap went across. "You shouldn't train as hard as you do. If you keep this up, you'll start cutting into your skin."

Levi looked away from you as he blushed harder. "Sorry."

You hummed a laugh. "You're making me think you get hurt on purpose just to come to see me."

Levi groaned a little and gripped the bed more because you had seen right through his actions. "Tch, stupid."

You sighed, then moved to his back and carried on rubbing in the cream. "How are your legs?"

Levi gulped hard. "Why the fuck are you asking that? You trying to get me naked?"

You frowned and peered around his shoulder and gazed at him. "Last time I checked, we all wear straps across our thighs and legs."

Levi blushed a little. "Oh. Tch, I'm fine."

"Okay." You washed your hands, then smiled at him. "I recommend you don't do any practice for a few days so your bruises heal, but most people don't listen to me anyway."

"I'll rest."

You hummed. "Sure, sure."

He jumped off the bed and walked right up to you making you gasp and blush in such a cute way. "I'll rest. I swear to you I will."

You gulped hard, then nodded. "Alright. Well, thank you for listening." You pointed to his chest. "Do you need help putting everything back on?"

He didn't. "Yes, please."

You smiled and helped him put his shirt on, then you buttoned it up. "I'm always impressed with how white you get your shirts. You make your own cleaning things?"

He nodded as he felt proud of himself. "Yes."

You looped the leather strap through the buckle on his chest. "I might have to steal it from you then."

Levi touched your shirt. "Yours are very white."

You hummed a laugh. "Thanks, but mine doesn't smell as nice as yours."

He saw an opportunity to get closer. "Maybe I could help you make a cleaning mixture just for your clothes."

You picked up his cravat, then put it on him. "I would like that." You stepped back and smiled at Levi. "There, all done. You better go relax, or I'll be very unhappy with you."

"Tch, you ordering a Captain around?"

You packed your things away. "Yeah. What are you gonna do about it?"

Levi blushed at your cheeky smirk. "Tch, damn brat." Levi built up some courage inside him. He wanted to ask you on a date while he was healing up. "Oi brat?"

You turned to him and tilted your head and had that gentle smile that made him so weak. "Mmm?"

Your door was slammed open and Levi's worst enemy leaned in. James was a cocky energetic cadet that had everyone wrapped around his little finger. He was always cracking jokes and making people laugh. Recently, he'd been glued to your side. Levi had noticed it and hated it.

James grinned at you and sang your name. "Lunch. Now."

You smiled at him. "In a minute James, the Captain was just about to say something."

Levi glared at James, then looked at you. "Tch, another time."

You frowned at him. "Are you sure?"

"Yeah."

James stumbled a little when Levi shoved him out of the way. James hummed, then looked over at you. "They always say the smaller the man, then bigger the rage." He laughed. "Come on, it's funny."

You hummed. "Come up with a better joke and I might laugh."

James followed you around as Levi followed you both at a safe distance. "You know, I envy the Captain."

"Oh yeah? Why's that."

He smirked. "Well, he's so short that he's tit level with a lot of women. Must be nice to stare ahead and see beautiful mounds in front of you."

You sighed as you entered the mess hall. "Pick another joke."

Levi was furious at James, but he couldn't spy any longer now he was in the mess hall. He sat with Erwin, Mike and Hange as they talked and ate. He looked over at you and felt his rage and jealousy take over when he saw you laughing hard. He really didn't like James.

"Levi?" Erwin leaned on the table and smiled at his friend. "If you like her, just tell her that."

"Tch, shut up. It's not that easy. I've never felt this way before and I've never done this shit before."

Hange grinned. "Write her a poem."

Mike sighed. "No, just grab her and kiss her."

Erwin shook his head at his friends. "Don't listen to those two. Just do what you are comfortable with. Just tell her how you feel, okay?"

Levi hummed, then finished his lunch up and went for a walk to clear his head. He stopped when he saw James following you and messing about causing you to giggle. Levi was irritated and walked right over.

James opened his arms. "Captain! I almost didn't see you there! You know, talking to you strains my neck a little."

You backhanded his gut. "Don't be rude."

"I'm only joking. The Captain knows I'm joking. Besides, if he wanted to hit me he wouldn't be able to reach!"

Levi's eye twitched as rage filled him. He slammed his fist into James' face while he was laughing at his own joke. Levi grabbed your wrist, then yanked you towards him. He hurried along and dragged you with him. He ignore your protests and pleas as he kept pulling you along.

He stopped in the forest, then shoved you against the tree and slammed his fist against it by your head. "Tch, your boyfriend is a piece of shit."

You blushed "B-Boyfriend?"

"James! I fucking hate him!"

You frowned. "He's not my boyfriend."

Levi went white at your words, then he blushed. He choked a little on his words. "What?"

"He's not my boyfriend." You shivered. "Just ew, no thank you. He's a bit of an egotistic idiot if you ask me. Wait, you thought I was dating him?"

Levi blushed more as he felt embarrassed. "Maybe...it's just you two were close and well." He groaned. "Tch, shit. Me and my big mouth."

You smiled a little. "So, why are you so upset about him?"

He groaned. "I thought you two were dating and it pissed me off that you picked him of all people to be with. There are so many better people out there for you."

You folded your arms and smiled at the blushing Captain. "Like who?"

Levi's blush consumed his cheeks and the tops of his ears. "M-Me."

You blushed at him confessing a little. "You?"

"Tch, fuck brat. You got shit in your ears?" He grabbed your upper arms and squeezed. "I like you! I have these stupid romantic feelings for you and they just won't stop. I'm jealous that other men are close to you and I just want you all to myself." He locked eyes with you and had such a primal look, but it was also loving. "I want you to be mine."

You kissed him making him stiffen up and blush. "I was wondering when you were going to ask me to be yours. My answer is yes." You wrapped your arms around him and hummed in happiness. "This is the part where you hug me back."

Levi blushed, then hugged you back. "Tch, cheeky little shit."

You giggled. "I'm your problem now."

He buried his face in the crook of your neck. "Good. Everyone is going to know you're mine. All mine."