#this is all jay’s fault
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eye twitching once again thinking about gaipa’s age
#this is all jay’s fault#no it’s not simple that he’s 30 bc LENG IS OLDER THAN HIM AND LENG CALLS WEN P’WEN#WEN SAYS ‘i’m almost 30’#BUT HES YEAR OF THE MONKEY! SO HE HAS TO BE! BC A 19 YEAR OLD DOESNT HAVE A BACHELORS#ALSO HIM BEING 30 IF WEN IS 29 MAKES JIM A HUGE ASSHOLE 💀#AOF I AM IN YOUR WALLS#HOW OLD WAS HE SUPPOSED TO BE WHAT WAS YOUR VISION#for the record the only person i’m mad at for this is mr. aof.#everyone else is simply victim of his blurry age lines#liz rambles
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Okay but do you know what really gets me?
There's no one left in-universe who can or will talk about Jaybin as he really was.
Bruce is the founder of the Jaybin Slander Department;
Alfred is no better.
Dick wasn't around much, didn't know him that well.
If Barbara ever interacted with him in his original run, I haven't found it yet.
I mean, he had some interactions with the Teen Titans, but was he really close with any of them?
I suppose Gordon could, assuming he isn't in on the Jason-bashing. I haven't seen it but I could be missing something.
And, well, Jason... somehow, I don't think anyone's asking Jason what he was like as a kid, nor is he really a reliable source. Autobiographical memory is weird.
No one in-universe will ever really talk about this bright, friendly, eager kid, and it's a tragedy.
He was smart and clever and had so much compassion.
He wanted so badly to help people, and he found joy in his work as Robin.
He had a dramatic flair and he was kind of a nerd and he was really funny on occasion.
He was so deeply, fundamentally good, and the fact that somehow his legacy has been twisted into one of anger and recklessness is honestly a crime.
It makes me so desperately sad that there's not a single character who can even start to undo the lasting damage of a four-decade smear campaign against a kid who did nothing to deserve it.
#warrior's thoughts#jason todd#bruce wayne#jaybin#jaybin readthrough#comics#it's all jim starlin's fault btw#the way he writes jason does not align with any of jason's other appearances in contemporary books#every time dc writes something about jason being angry or reckless as a child an angel loses their wings#he has his moments of anger but it's not like he's not justified in those#also he's 12-15; i feel like some anger is normal at that age#and a lot of his seemingly reckless moments were actually calculated; he just didn't lay out the plan for bruce before doing it#jim starlin is the only writer who writes jason the way he does. everyone else seemed to understand that this was a good kid#it's really jarring to go from batman 413 to batman 415 (jay doesn't appear in 414) because of the stark difference in how jay is written#genuine question for mr starlin if you didn't like the character of robin why did you agree to write batman?#i can't be too upset; i really like red hood and it's only because jim starlin hated jason that we got utrh in the first place#but the character assassination of jaybin is just depressing#(btw if you want me to figure out image sources lmk i did not keep track lol)#also i should note that it is implied that dick and jason were actually pretty close#we just don't get to see much of it#so all we have are those implications. same with babs actually - she never appears in the jaybin era#but later comics (and her presence at his funeral) suggest they knew each other
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hai.. jago doodles in these trying times :3
moree stuff about spider lloyd under cut cause. cause.
Oka its technically an au of post-canon movieverse simply bc . why not. lloyd doesn't have powers there so this makes for some silly fun ideas!!!!
it takes place a year post canon, the ninja have retired since their main threat (garmadon) is no longer an active threat, and any other threat they leave to the police. also the fact that they were highschoolers being ninja did Not Sit well with most adults so they were kinda Barred off from that. that was ok with all of them though
but then lloyd got bit by a spider!!! 🫨🫨 and #withgreatpowercomesgreatresponsibility so now he's. spiderman. unsure if that's the name im sticking with but that's just the foreground of the au :3
his design isnt set in stone yet but this is some of it!!!! :D i have some lore prepared but im too lazy to type it all out okay bye i have to study for midterms :(
#parcaeive#:3#ninjago#lloyd garmadon#ninjago nya#jay walker#ninjago sora#ninjago wyldfyre#not even that many doodles bruh#anw how do we fw the spiderlloyd au#also i technically have a finished ninjago piece but its weird so im not posting it#weird (?) like. lloyd is eating his own guts#uni was getting to me BAD if u couldnt tell...💔#ignore how buns the art is i havent had the time to draw in forever 💔💔💔 this is unis fault too#hii to all the moots who i havent spoken to in 8 years </3#(it wasnt even a month)
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Chip: okay. do you know where Gillion is?
King: we are unaware of such creature.
Chip: then what good are you.
i LOVE the dunjon arc. i LOVE chip being so fucked up over this
#the way biz plays chip especially during this episode is everything to me#so insane of him#all chip can do is fight to find gillion#and then he’s done.#lost so much of himself to the guilt of losing gillion#i love riptide. i love fnc#also absolutely love how condi played jay in this episode#her being afraid and sad so chip has to shakily comfort her. being so angry she ignores chip trying to negotiate and shoots the puppeteer.#until they take a short rest. its quiet and now chip is crying because it’s his fault and jay has to comfort him.#but its hard to get through to him. his self hatred is too stubborn right now. but she does her best and now she’s just so solemn as she#watches chip resign himself to anger#i really do just ramble in tags huh#jrwi riptide#chip bastard#idk if i should tag jay because she’s only in the tags#i’ll do it anyway#because i love her#jay ferin
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Imagining people commonly accepting Garmadon to definitely be buff under his clothes, even after he became Sensei Garmadon for a bit, but people completely expecting Wu to be a twig.
Yet the one and only time they see why exactly it’s so hard to win against Wu is because they witness the pure MUSCLE under his modest and baggy clothes.
No one understands how funny it would be commonly mistaken to be a frail old man only to be buff enough to snap all the ninja like a twig. EVEN COLE.
Like this mf would purposely act like a frail old man with a slouched figure, all like “ohhhh you youngins, can one of you find my tea pot for me?” In an old grandma voice only to then HUMBLE THE NINJA SOOOO HARD. And the only reason he does it is cause he finds it funny.
#lego ninjago#ninjago#garmadon may be a well known brat#and lloyd may be known to be a lik brat too#but im telling you its Wu’s fault they’re both like that he’s the biggest brat of them all. sarcastic too.#ninjago wu#wu ninjago#ninjago sensei wu#its also his fault Morro was such a brat he saw Wu being a loser to Garmadon and was like ‘I wanna do that too!’#morro ninjago#kai ninjago#cole ninjago#lloyd ninjago#nya ninjago#zane ninjago#jay ninjago#jay walker#cole brookstone#nya smith#kai smith#lloyd garmadon#zane julien#garmadon ninjago#lord garmadon#sensei garmadon
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thinking about that stupid fucking gnome


#I hate him#he is#so awful#This is all Elton John’s fault#Yes your music is good but you’ve ruined my life Elton#Slash jay or whatever#sherlock gnomes#shitpost
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my wife's and i's loudouts + some good ol' fashioned sollymedic
#txt#my art#tf2#tf2 medic#tf2 soldier#sollymedic#soldiermedic#now everyone stop in your tracks. hands OFF your keyboard.#i am aware the all american sm looks very similar to one piece on twitter.#BUT. IN MY DEFENSE.#i came up with something very similar before i saw it#it was something with dancing#and i wanted to draw it.#not my fault poeple STEAL ideas STRAIGHT from MY HEAD#slash jay.#anyway i realized that ive gotten just straight up better at drawing faces after going into tf2#also i completely forgot about a method of drawing faces and reembered it when drawing the first one LOL
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meljayvik roleswap au thoughts:
mel -> viktor. foreigner and zaunite swap SWEEP. glorious evolution to prove that words can save. science can save the world there is no need for war. also i think that she'd kind of serve cunt in the academy uniform.
viktor -> jayce. adopted by some noble piltover family as a charity project and desperately trying to prove himself worthy of any kind of respect. please dont get exiled youre so sexy king.
jayce -> mel. dude WHERE is he from also i could kind of see him playing up the dumb himbo act and then people SPILL state secrets to him he's charming that way.
#arcane#meljayvik#this is important these toxic polycule freaks get to have a little fun with it#maybe ximena got her and jayce to piltover by making a bargain with the black rose? it's not her fault she was desperate but yk#jayceexperiencesthehorrors.png#mel's whole fucking thing is like. i can stop the war i can play politics. and as war comes to piltover i can see her getting increasingly-#desperate that she can fix this she can fix this she can be the fox (EXPLODES) (gets mindblasted by the hexcore)#viktor voice i can carry her (collapses)#i also think that viktor just grows increasingly disillusioned with piltover the more his research continues which is why he's drawn to jay#bc jayce is so fucking above it all and he's managed to play the game and viktor WANTS to play the game. can he please play the game#idk this all happened at 1 am#putting this out into the world. ig#🪲#ADDENDUM: vik knows the hextech crystal can save mel bc he’s still been using it on himself he’s still cooked
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it will never fail to amuse me that john jay, the (apparently) level-headed, reasonable guy that everyone passes over, caught a stray in hamilton. it doesn't have time for the jay treaty but it does have time to say "john jay got sick after five", forever cementing his memory in the public consciousness as the slacker in the group project.
#sorry john jay you deserve better#from what i know of you it sounds like you were surrounded by unhinged maniacs from all sides#and it isn't your fault you were sick#john jay#hamilton#hamilton the musical#musical hamilton#hamilton musical
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oversized tophat
#kirby#kirby fanart#magolor#kirbys return to dreamland#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr#ibispaintx#the tophat is now stuck on to kirby like glue#sorry guys its now permanently a part of him#slash jay#this is all marx's fault
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🔹Jay🔹
Apprentice to Kholl, surgeon of the Tide Breaker. Rook's only friend. Recently swallowed by a giant snake.
This is how Jay came into existence, btw:
She just showed up in the scene I was writing from Rook's backstory and wouldn't leave, so I was like, welp, I guess you're canon now.
#ts4#the sims 4#sims 4 CAS#ts4 CAS#adventures in cas#my sims#cas#oc: Jay#dnd extras#I think Rook sometimes called her bluejay#bc she's always wearing blue. and she can be bossy like one.#augh. she saved his life and then she died just a few hours later. It's so unfair. They both deserved better than this.#and it's all my fault for pissing off the snake. I thought it would be funny. I didn't know it would eat my baby girl!!!!!!!
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Why tf was Jay always jumping my man Cole over Nya every time PLEASE 😭😭
#lego ninjago#ninjago#especially in the early seasons#bro jumped Cole every time something happened ti Nya#like please its not Cole’s fault#they’re actually so bestie coded#only they would do all that#ninjago jay#jay walker#ninjago cole#cole brookstone#and poor nya just had to deal with it all#no wonder she got mad at them after all that like#ninjago nya#nya smith#nya jiang
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When you're working on an drawing and it just feels like you're going in circles, barely making any progress.
Ahsjdhfueudjfhrududjejdhfgsjak!!!!!!!!
I'm going to bed now.
(And by that, I mean I'm going to go read the Dinosaur Sanctuary Manga I got from the library)
#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago lego#DARN YOU ROUGE!!!!#I will finish this piece if its the last thing I do!!!#well#its my own fault for wanting to make things fully rendered all the time#takes me forever!#rouge ninjago#ninjago jay#jay walker#art problems#manga#dinosaur sanctuary
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The part that gets me is how BROKEN he looks.
The guilt punched him in the face like a 20 pound brick
POW
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Boyfriend shocked and appalled that his new kitten is so calm when I hold her cos she never is with him. Turns out he was holding this cat like a machine gun. I imagine she would not be calm at all about that.
#jay says a thing#boytoy tag#i showed him how 2 hold a cat properly and now she loves chilling in his arms but i CANNOT get over how he was carrying this baby around#hes never owned a small mammal before its not his fault#he doesnt know cat language at all she was bothering my roommate's cat under the door and he was like 'aw they're playing ^-^'#baby blondie is yellinf evwry kitty curse word imaginable rn#hes learning fast tho#not eveeyone has my extensivw cat knowledge
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am i going to single-handedly create a fandom about jay holt from the video game "as dusk falls"? i just fuckin might
#i Cant stop thinking about him. ive literally been dreaming about him. i Need to help him. please#hes just a fuckin kid!!! (18?? 19??) hes a TEEN and his family is FUCKED and its not his FAULT#none of this was his fault. he deserves so much fuckin BETTER#also i thought i didnt care about vanessa but then shes got dead brother trauma hi hello hiiiiii#and now jay does too#fuck my LIFE#ive never been one for self-inserts but actually me jay and vanessa hang out regularly in a tree house we built#we laugh and shoot the shit and talk about what losing our brothers have done/are doing to our psyche#as dusk falls#jay holt#vanessa dorland#new hyperfix u say ? this one will be brief hopefully. bc the game is fucking. unfinished. stupid ass cliffhanger ass bjtch ass#plus im rewriting canon so jay has a good young life. no timeskip for MEEE#maria is literally just rambling. hi#.txt#the only fic ive ever written/outlined was about alana bloom from nbc's hannibal & she Deserved a rewrite#but maybe i need to indulge in writing jay holt's better reality TOO#theres a quote. hang on. a quote from a beloved piece of media. why cant i recall what its from rn#but theyre talking about different timelines n shish and one of them says ''maybe this *is* your best reality'' and its SO sad. fuck#is it hannibal. i feel like its always hanniba#no but also i feel like its not???#its like ''this is your best life. youre not getting a better one''#what the eff is that. im gonna be stuck on this forever#EDIT: IT IS FROM FUCKING HANNIBAL. BUT ITS GODDAMN FREDRICK CHILTON OF ALL PEOPLE WHO SAYS IT#''The optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears this is true.#This is your best possible world Will. Not getting a better one''#fucking CHRIST chilton#lines that go HARD
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