"odysseus should visit diomedes after the events of the odyssey" "odysseus should go see menelaus" personally if i was odysseus im not going fucking no where ever again 😭😭 THEY can come to ithaca. i've been traveling long enough
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"The Hobbit movies aren't accurate. The Hobbit's movies made the dwarves too hot"
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Shhhhhh.... shh
Look into my eyes right now and know I'm being so serious.
I. Don't. Care.
I don't care that it's basically Tolkien fan fiction. I'm under no delusion that it's accurate, I know the studio used the movies as a money grab insted of letting PJ do what he actually wanted. I KNOW. We *all* know.
I still don't care. It brings me joy.
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the fact that Percy Jackson as an individual has just chugged gallons of respect women juice throughout his lifetime
Literal gallons
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You, me, and the Prydwen burning.
"You and me together, the world ain't got a prayer"
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Does anyone have fun headcanons for some random events that happened at Camp Jupiter during the time of the Titan war? Because we know next to nothing about the Romans but I refuse to believe they didn't have any crazy weird events and quests.
Like, if the Seven were to talk about the time before HoO (or generally any Romans and Greeks) and Percy and Annabeth would go like "Oh and we went through the sea of monsters and ended up on Circe's Island that one time" or "and that's how Percy showed up to his own funeral", sure, that would be a crazy story. But Jason also defeated a Titan on his own and Reyna only ever went to CJ After Percy and Annabeth were at Circe's island, what was the crazy stuff that happened in between?
Also what did the Romans think Caused the Titan War since they obviously couldn't have known it was Luke?
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You know what's fucked? I literally remember liveblogging with my friend and calling Kristen merciful when she simply banished Buddy instead of sinking him in lava or stabbing him to death or cracking him open with an axe. Buddy never dropped during that fight, not once.
And the fucking irony of that Banishment, that mercy, being exactly what left him susceptible to the influence of other corrupting forces, while his dead friends were given the grace of a second chance.
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" Just let me close my eyes... "
I stayed up, literally midnight to 4 am to finish this :'))
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ngl I kind of headcanon Noa's almost bafflement when Mae asked him if he liked Soona romantically was because he couldn't imagine a scenario where it wasn't Soona, Anaya and himself. It's always been the three of them, ever since he can remember, and he loves them both.
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trollface's past haunts him yet again...
the weird shortening of people is because hes just quirky like that and I was too lazy to fix it
it more of awesome epic face smiley...
you found a secret!!! (not really)
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for paradise, I'm thinking of making it hermitcraft
Athena will be pearl in evo and the snippits of other songs will be lines referencing the different people and groups in evo, property Police, netty's treehouse, Taurus Republic, the Mafia, bigbs cookie house, etc
Odysseus is grian, he went watcher then ended up on hermitcraft knowing the dangers of the watchers and wanting to go back to help evo escape
Calypso will be mumbo, sometimes x, keeping grian in hermitcraft, not wanting him to leave, not wanting him in danger but not understanding his situation
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