older!logan, loss of virginity, consensual sex, f!reader is 18+
dbf!logan who calls you ‘baby doll’ and makes jokes that have you grinning from ear to ear and he might not be your real uncle, but that’s what everyone calls him
you see him as another paternal figure until you grow up and you become shy when all he does is smile at you
logan picks up on your little crush and it makes him feel flattered, and a little smug, that a pretty, young thing like you would crush on an old man like him
“you’re not getting all grown up on me, are you, doll?” he’d ask as you were returning from a date, which your dad had mentioned was your first
which surprised him because you’ve been out of high school for a while and he had assumed you’d been on plenty of dates by now
you blush and shake your head as you mumble that, ‘it was no big deal, just a date’
and it really wasn’t because all you could think about while kissing your date was kissing him and feeling his hands sneak up your blouse
“you have your first kiss tonight?” he asks when your dad has gone to bed and he finds you outside on the porch as he’s leaving
you smile shyly when he sits next to you and you look at him with expectant eyes and your bottom lip tucked between your teeth “wasn’t what I was hoping”
the older man smiles at you and shakes his head lightly “it’s not a good idea, baby doll” you pout “we could get in trouble”
“but don’t you think i’m pretty, uncle logan?” you ask and he takes in a deep breath as you scoot closer to him, looking at him through your long lashes
he contemplates how to resist you when your hand is rubbing on his thigh and you smell so good and you do look so pretty
next thing you know, he’s fucking you down onto his thick, hard cock on your girly, twin sized bed, one hand over your mouth as he watches you cry silently above him through your first orgasm
I am disgusted with myself😩😏
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I love the “Mumbo’s some kind of supernatural creature” headcanons, and I love the “Mumbo’s just a guy” headcanons, but may I propose: “everyone thinks Mumbo is some sort of creature thing but he’s actually just a bit strange”
“His eyes are so red they basically glow!” My guy inhales enough redstone to power a small machine on the daily.
“He’s nocturnal! He’s always up at night!” Insomnia.
“It’s like he teleports! He just appears behind people” he’s just naturally very quiet and people don’t hear him walking up.
“He knows so many random facts, there has to have been around for ages to learn all that” he’s just a nerd.
Mumbo gets nervous anytime someone tries to interrogate him, making the hermits even more suspicious, but in actuality he’s just worried they’ll be disappointed and he’s starting to realise they probably won’t believe him no matter what answer he gives.
There’s a server-wide bet going for who can figure out what he actually is. Grian, who’s known him for years and knows full well that’s he’s 100% mortal and human, shows up and starts egging the hermits on by “dropping hints” as to what he may be, much to Mumbo’s dismay. Grian thinks the bet is utterly hilarious.
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Scenes/Things in Supernatural that genuinely don't make sense to me if Dean was straight:
The confession booth scene.
Sam just rolling with the fact that Dean's siren is a guy while still thinking sirens infect people through sex.
Dean being flustered by several men: Gunner Lawless, Aaron, Doctor Sexy, etc.
All the parallels between Destiel and other couples. (A big one being "last night on Earth" bc how do you do that accidentally.)
Having all the gay jokes be on Dean instead of Sam.
Paralleling Sam meeting his childhood celebrity crush with Dean meeting Gunner Lawless.
The boner Dean got when Cas cleaned up.
Dean gulping after Cas does an impression from a Western movie.
Charlie, a lesbian, calling Castiel "dreamy."
The way Mary looks at Dean and Cas when they hug.
Dean wondering why everyone assumes he's gay, while Sam not caring.
The logic that Charlie can't flirt with guys because she's only attracted to women, but then having Dean flirt with the guy for her.
Dean seeming disappointed when learning that Aaron's flirting was fake.
The amount of time Dean and Cas spend staring at each other.
Dean canonically having an orgy with Crowley.
A woman saying that she knows when someone's pining for someone else to Dean, just for us to learn that Dean was never in love with Amara.
The set design and script choices that lead to a cross in the background while Dean said "I do." to Cas after he came back to life.
That time when Dean wanted to say something and Cas was like, "It's okay, I heard your prayer." But Dean still looked like he wanted to say something important.
Amara: [about Dean] "I can see inside your heart. Feel the love you feel. Except, it’s cloaked in shame.” (Thanks @adeptune01 I honestly forgot about this one.)
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