#this is just a harmless reblog

[thelaurenshippen]

genuinely think it's good and healthy to follow at least one person in each of your fandoms who reblogs good gifsets but has just...absolutely dogshit takes on the show, or who ships that ship you despise. keeps things fresh. keeps things grounded. you gotta stay humble

[puppyeared]

37

37: share a secret

send me a number!! 💌

[hamartia-grander]

Tbh I think reposting someone's tumblr post because they turned off reblogs is an asshole move regardless of your intention or the content of the post itself. People don't lose the right to privacy and autonomy just because you decide they deserve to.

[blackquill-inchains]

sure. headcanoning korekiyo as from kansai because it's also called "kinki" and sounds like the english "kinky" because bondage

but consider

headcanoning korekiyo as from kansai as a play on his overly formal and polite speech patterns, especially given the kansai dialect is typically stereotyped as being more loud/rough/brash/aggressive

[bloodcoveredgf]

silly to me how theres people reblogging my 'how many of these 80s horror films have you seen' checklist post saying Zero because they arent the horror type.. the post wasnt for you ill be honest

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Thoughts~

Bonnie being angry and disappointed at Freddy when Cassie helps bring him back only for him to see the destruction and decay of his family and home that Freddy allowed to happen because of Gregory, and breaks up with him.

Bonnie later slowly starts falling in love with Proto Freddy (maybe a bit of it is Bonnie projecting but he's def falling) instead.

And Freddy can see it happening from where he is.

Gay drama~

(Long post. I went off on one lmao and can't use read mores on my phone, sorry mobile users)

Ohhh that's a fun one! Bonnie rebounding onto Protobear and after a while those feelings become real... he deserves it honestly. He deserves a happy ending after everything, and so does Protobear! Bet that's an emotional rollercoaster to get through though... That party doesn't sound fun... For them anyway. Very fun for us though! Sucks to be them!

You know what else is fun for this? Bonnie falling for whoever Freddy believed deactivated him. Freddy treating someone differently before the events of SB, and side eying them all the time, not trusting them at all because of what the must have done to Bonnie... It must have been them! They're the only one the makes sense! They're the one that made him disappear and is trying to act like everything's normal! They must be to blame! They took his Bonnie from him and won't tell him what they did or where he is! Whether he's right or not is irrelevant, if he believes it's true, he's going to want nothing to do with them! They need to stay away from Bonnie!

And now here he is. Watching Bonnie flirt with that person. Be it Monty, Roxy, Moon, Chica, whoever. Freddy finally saying out loud what he's felt he's known for a long time now, that this animatronic killed him, how could Bonnie possibly even still look at them, never mind fall in love with them after that?!

Bonnie's face falls flat. He turns to Freddy and stares him right in the eyes. "They didn't do it, Freddy." or even, "They did it to save me, Freddy. What did you do?"

Absolutely devastating. The gay drama is so good

On another note, this is making me think of Protobear and Roxy being fucking hilarious. "Hey, you wanna really freak him out?" one of them asks and they start fake dating in front of Freddy to piss him off. Like they're the most over the top, mushy couple with the most insufferable nicknames, trying so hard not to laugh their asses off, and the first one to crack loses. Everyone gets in on it. Whaaaaat?? Roxy and Protobear?? Oh they're sooooo in love so so so in love, they're not pretending, they would never pretend!!

Jskdndk they get Cassie in on it and she starts calling them mum and dad 2 and Freddy is pointedly trying to leave the room as quickly as possible, but as usual, the fucking doors aren't letting him out again. They're always on the blink now, it's absolutely never Roxy using her security clearance to play Musical Doors with him. Nope. Never. Look at their fake mushy romance boy, you can't escape.

Freddy has never been more confused and sickened in his life. He's always hated Roxy and Roxy's always hated him, this is the worst thing to have to watch ever. He's even more upset if Bonnie pretends to be their partner as well, and even more so if Roxy was who he assumed deactivated him. This is a nightmare scenario and he's being so brave about it.

Sat there trying so hard not to say a word. He's so fine. Not glaring at all. No no no, he's not staring listlessly at them, he's just trying to contact maintenance via the network, obviously. He's not resisting the urge to grimace and not wishing the floor would swallow him up right now. Absolutely not. He would never. He's so so so happy for them. Yup. So so happy. Could not be happier. Why won't these fucking doors open?!

You could apply the fake dating to Protobear and Bonnie specifically too. Bonnie's going through a rebound, and he knows it, so he stays away from Protobear for a while. He tries to take care of himself and the others are right there to help him out the best they can. When he's feeling better, he starts gradually spending more time with Protobear (who has had the situation of Bonnie and Freddy explained to him and is very understanding about it) and the two start slowly building a friendship. Slowly, so as to not rush Bonnie through anything. Protobear himself has walked away from several hangouts because he can tell that Bonnie is struggling, even if he won't admit it, they're handling this with the utmost care...

But then Bonnie, Roxy, Monty and Chica, the four that should never be trusted without supervision, get talking. Bonnie is laughing at these three clowns telling him all about how they're fucking with Freddy for fun, and let him in on some of their schemes. They're hilarious, and he would have thought so before everything happened too, even if he did think they were a bit mean at times. I mean, rallying a bunch of kids to gang up on Freddy in their Fazerblast game as a 'super secret mission' is a touch mean, right? Not anymore. He deserves it.

But then they get to thinking. Bonnie wants to try messing with him too. They bring him in on some of their dastardly plans, and come up with several new ones for him, and believe me, at this time, not a single one of them has the braincell, so you can imagine the bullshit they come up with lmao. He finds this weirdly cathartic. The ability to moderately inconvenience Freddy in funny ways is more fun than he thought it'd be. He was worried it would hurt, worried it would make him think about things too much, and while it does hurt to look at him sometimes... Well his heart is more with his friends than ever now. He feels no desire to be nice to him, or to go back to how things were anymore. He's okay now and this is what makes that real to him...

Then one day it hits him. His own plan to mess with Freddy. Completely his own, the three stooges had nothing to do with this one. It hit him when he was hanging out with Protobear and DJ. What if they were fake dating in front of Freddy? Bonnie and Protobear! Madly in love, with the most sickeningly sweet pet names and the worst pick up lines you've ever heard in your life! DJ thinks that would be pretty mean... But would get him so good, he's a surprisingly petty guy sometimes. Protobear agrees and is completely up for this, it sounds hilarious, but... is Bonnie sure he's ready for that? Is he sure he can handle that?

They think on it a bit and talk to the others about it, who think that's fucking genius but have the same concerns as Protobear. Sunny thinks it's a bit much (and he's probably right) but is very excited to play along with this. He loves playing pretend, he's where Cassie gets it from. When they decide they're gonna do it, they set a few boundaries just in case, make a safe word for if they feel they start going too far with it, and swear to eachother to call it off if it all starts getting too much... Or maybe too real.

Oh my god they have so much fucking fun with it. Protobear has never laughed so hard in his life. The others joining in, helping them pull this off, and building on the joke too make it even more fun! They're having a blast and Freddy is suffering greatly! Customer service mode can't save him now!

But after a while, things start to change. Some of the flirting becomes a little too heartfelt. The insistence that they're not actually a thing becomes less frequent. The act starts to spill over into their everyday lives. Suddenly, they're not so sure this is still a joke anymore. Suddenly, the overdramatic cuddles last until long after Freddy has left the room. Suddenly, they're starting to wonder what it be like to be together for real.

Realisation hits and oh god oh no oh fuck this was NOT the PLAN god DAMN IT

So much fun to be had here!

One more funny one: instead of just Roxy or Bonnie pretending to be with Protobear, what if it's everyone? Protobear has one giant polycule going on where everyone apparently adores him and he dotes on everyone cause he loves them all so so so much. Freddy is staring in disbelief at the 'romantic' cuddle pile Protobear is right in the centre of like this is the most normal thing in the world. It's a Plex wide competition to see who can be the most insufferable in a fake relationship and whoever cracks first loses. It's a team effort! A coordinated attack! And sometimes they actually do fluster Protobear and eachother they're all having fun!

I'd like to call this plan the Protocule :)

(Also, hi jellycreamjammedart! This is the first post I've made today so you may wanna check I've not reblogged with more additions later on. I know you get online kinda late in my timezone, or at least that's when I tend to see you around, so saying this is just in case!)

[coldgoldlazarus]

It's always a strong sign that I needed to be asleep three hours ago when I start mentally arguing with shitty takes from months and months back

[kuromi-hoemie]

ppl who seem to always rotate through having specific kinds of trans girls to proclaim their hate for and implicitly putting themselves above them for not being into the same things make me so uncomfies, like... they r not hurting u in any way, yes people can be extra cringe sometimes but why are u like this.

[sawsdoe]

is it just me or is it always the biggest dramamongers on here announcing their departure with a screed about how toxic and argumentative tumblr is

[nostalgia-tblr]

the thing about chain-letter-style posts (“reblog and you'll get money!/a job!/whatever!”) is that while the phrasing is always positive (at least that i've seen thus far) and i think people would call out any that threatened bad things for the reader if not reblogged, there's no culture of tagging such posts and for most people they're just light-hearted daydreaming or whatever but to me it's fairly regular posts on my dash telling me that luck is real and that actions completely unconnected to a specific goal can change the outcome, which is what my OCD is constantly telling me. and depending on my mood/state they're unwanted reinforcement of my brain's mad claims, purportedly objective evidence in support of the idea that i can indeed influence the world around me by doing or not doing things that i know* can't possibly have any effect on those things :(

i know tagging for 'unreality' caught on to some degree but do chain-reblogs bother enough people that tagging would be adopted? for most people these chains are entirely harmless and they'll never give it another moment's thought, but if you're unlucky enough to believe in luck - or to not believe in it but your mental illness tells you that you can't ignore it just in case - it'd be nice to have an easy way to avoid at least some of them. any ideas?

(*The thing about OCD is... you know. You know it doesn't make any sense. You know the thoughts are intrusive and the actions don't actually do anything. But the attendant anxiety is such that it's hard to ignore the idea that you can influence these things and eventually you just kind of... do the compulsion to make the obsession shut up.)

[shorelinnes]

hi guys just a reminder to please fact check posts before reblogging them 🙏

[youredreamingofroo]

I love seeing my non-rain world mutuals reblog my rain world poll, like yes 💞 you guys don't realize some of these lizards could be annoying as dicks and your assigning the rudest and most annoying lizard to your mutual, how cute 😇 /lh /nsrs

[ohslenderaphrodite]

has anyone else ever had this experience where you follow a tumblr blog and you know they either also follow u or at least check out ur blog sometimes because u can literally see them reblogging things from you on your dash...but they never show up in your notifications no matter what it is

[fuckwhoeverpickedallthefunnyurls]

Were you the one who sent me an ask that said they're so confused about what fandoms i'm in?

You are person in my phone and I am under no circumstances required to answer you. Please stop pointing the light at me.

[guzhufuren]

i come here to have a good time and maybe to help other people have a bit of good time and i really wish people would stop bringing meaningless negativity and bullying and bullshit twitter/instagram/tiktok drama here because no one actually needs or gains anything from that. i don't care how much you want to cancel companies and people that make enjoyable good stuff or badly criticise the thing other people love but keep it to yourself if you can't make it funny and witty or talk about a relevant real issue or use some critical thinking when you publicly say things

[machinavocis]

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