#this is my homescreen now lol

[three-dee-ess]

this thing is my pride and joy i've had it for like 8 years and it's still in pretty decent condition, just a few little scratches and the circle pad rubber came off. as you can tell i modded it and the custom badges are super fun :]

my favourite games are pokemon black 2, kirby triple deluxe (i've 100% this game 4 times), shin megami tensei iv and pokemon ultra moon. ive downloaded way more games than shown on here but i have an 8gb sd card so i can only have a few big games at a time

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blue pokemon X & Y o3DSXL

[fruixtii]

YYYYYYYYEYESSSSSSSSSAJAJAJQKSHDGSHAJAKAKAKLKAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yumiluna]

selfie! [modern au]

[gifti3]

I thought i had dreamed about the wickedest smartest idea for nightbringer that would make it a much better game last night

And this is what i wrote:

[roaringroa]

reverting back to my 13yo self

[manticoreflame]

we've moved onto genevieve background goodbye smokey

[birdmenmanga]

LOL NEW LOCKSCREEN DROPPED !!!!!

[beelsjuicytitties]

i finally got rollos ssr last night <3 which is really good bcz i definitely wouldn't have been able to grind more pulls before the banner ends lol

[coderiderr]

okay yeah im very happy with this,, change of pace was needed !!

[levilxvr]

here are some of my sfw modernau!levi headcanons in no particular order :)

cw: none

starting off with his phone: levi’s lock screen wallpaper is a picture of you and him from one of your holiday trips. The homescreen is some random unglam he took while you were doing chores in the room- and no matter how many times you tell him to change it he insists on leaving it as that.

Levi loves seeing you in his clothes, particularly his shirts. He just thinks you look adorable in them and something about you wearing his clothes makes him feel things. He doesn’t even care if he catches you in his favourite shirt or his most expensive jacket- what belongs to him belongs to you too in this house.

He’s all about quality time and making sure you always feel loved! At the end of every day levi never fails to set aside a minimum of 30 minutes of cuddling before bedtime. Doesn’t matter how packed his schedule is or how tired he feels. No letting you fall asleep on your own, he has to be the one hugging you to sleep.

Ok fine, he just really loves playing with your hair and talking to you about his day. Spending alone time with you amidst the chaos and busy events of the day grounds him and gives him peace <3

This man has all his hair products custom ordered online. It’s one of those websites where you do a whole survey and they analyse your hair type and recommend certain products that match your needs. For levi he’s been using their moisturising + strengthening range so his silky locks stay healthy and strong. (It smells rlly fresh and sweet too so that’s a bonus)

Lord, he’s such a good chef. (based on experience btw) He’s the kind of man to make breakfast every single morning without fail, and there’s an entire meal plan for the week on the fridge door. Of course you guys split the work and take turns cooking, but every morning breakfast is made by him. You’ll be waking up to the smell of his fresh banana bread or croissants every day, sometimes with a side of berry parfait and fruits if he’s got more time.

He knows exactly how you like your coffee or tea as well. Ever since you started dating him he’s been taking note of your orders at cafes so he can figure out your favourite ones. Then he recreates them for you based on online recipes so you can enjoy them for free every morning :)

Oh yes, I almost forgot to mention his cactus collection in the kitchen. Levi loves purchasing them from those little street markets every now and then since they’re cute and easy to maintain. There’s a ledge on the kitchen window where he’s got a few tiny pots lined up in a row. Sometimes you walk in while he’s cleaning the dishes and hear him talking to the cacti about the most random silly things lol. His favourite one is the round puffy cactus with a little red flower blooming on the side.

[butchdiaz]

ੈ✩‧₊˚ commission me! ✩·˚ ༘ *

hi! i'm pretty broke right now so i thought i'd open up some commissions :') everything is custom! dm me your ideas and we can chat about it and make sure i'm delivering what you want. payment will be through my ko-fi. i like to keep an open line of communication, i can send you drafts along the way or keep the final product a surprise if that's what you prefer. all prices are in CAD :)

if you like my work and want to just buy me a coffee, that would be very appreciated too <33

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category 1: VIDEOS

*9-1-1 only at this time, OR, you source/send the content you want me to edit

$30 — 30 seconds $50 — 1 minute $100 — 2 minutes $100-200 — full song (sliding scale, depending on the length of song + available funds. we can decide this together) examples

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category 2: GRAPHICS

*can be fandom related, non-fandom, anything at all

phone customization

$5 — lockscreen or homescreen (examples under the cut) $8 — lockscreen + homescreen matching bundle

tumblr customization

$5 — headers (examples under the cut)

lyric edits

$3 — per panel, up to 10 panels (examples)

graphic edits

$10 — per panel, up to 5 panels $15 — per panel (animated), up to 5 panels (examples)

if you want to get a better more broad idea of my past work and style, you can check out my old editing instagram account lol

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dm me/send an ask for more information, clarification or if you want a commission! ♡ mwah! ♡

keep reading to see more examples of my work!

lock screens:

headers:

[theshinazugawaslut]

Ugh, the way Toxic Sanemi would be SUPER into makeup sex.

His boner just springs right back when he sees the mascara stains on your face😔🥴 (currently foreshadowing for part2 lol)

MAKEUP SEX WITH SANEMI ;;

"Who's a pretty girl?" your white-haired lover coos, hands tangling into your once perfectly done hair, tugging lightly at the pretty curly tendrils you had framing your face.

Thick, stiff cock buried to the hilt in your velvety folds. Sanemi's eyes are dark, lustful as he gazes down at you from above, lilac eyes dazed and lovedrunk.

He's stopped in the middle of fucking into your tight cunt as he thumbs at your plump lips, smearing cherry-red gloss onto them, almost in awe at how the sparkling, glass-like stain makes you look so ready to suck his cock.

"Fuck, you're gorgeous, such a filthy slut f'me," he hisses as he gives a harsh thrust into you but stops again, and he presses his hand towards your lips, urging you to leave a messy red kiss on the wedding ring that lay on it. The minute your lips leave a trembling kiss on the silver band, he grins wildly as he grips your hips, shimmering with body glitter, and begins to slam you back onto his throbbing dick.

"G-god, ngh, fuck- O- Oh, I can't, I wanna- Oh god, I wanna-" he sobs as he feels you clench around him but he looks wild. "Fuck, you whore, look at what you've done to me-" His hands come to mess up your foundation, lewdly watching it smudge against the sheets, and he moans at the cry of shock you let out when he slaps you lightly, highlighter now powdered on his fingertips as he grips your chin.

"Look at me when I fuck you, look at me when I fuck a baby into your cunt," he spits, lilac eyes burning into yours, and he lets his tongue swipe at the corner of your eyes where he had shoddily applied some bold eyeliner. "Shi-hiiit, ya know how fuckin' pretty you look right now?"

You squirt around his cock as he continues thrusting into you, he follows soon after, watching your belly bulge with the sheer amount of seed he pumps into you.

He catches his own reflection in the mirror on which he had been fucking you and he whines, teeth flashing in a lazy, contented smile at the lipstick marks on his throat and face.

God, he feels slutted out in his wife's kiss stains over his collar.

"'Nemi," you whine, exhausted, but the minute his eyes are on you, you can feel him hardening up again as he sees the mascara running down your cheeks, and he fixes your haphazardly placed eyelashes.

"Pretty girl," he whines, "God, baby, please suck my cock."

And he watches as your messy face sits between his legs, makes him release guttaral groans and pathetic whimpers as he watches you leave stains across his cock, cum and lip gloss making the prettiest shade on your lips, and he shakily takes a photo of your face.

He might even convince you to allow it to be his homescreen.

[teecupangel]

Ad Altaïr Anon

Curse ye Tumblr! Why must you prevent me from showing the image of t-posing Altair moments before being sucked into The Cube!! (it's absolutely not me being a first-time nooby asker who has never sent a link through ask ever nu-uh it's all tumblr)

maybe this link will work instead, I'm slightly better with imgur links at least :v

https://imgur.com/a/Hl2elSH

And yeah that's it! I never put one on my computer myself simply because i once tried to mod minecraft in the olden days and messed up so badly that I figured i should just leave that sort of stuff alone.

But AH, my heart! The future and doomed Desmond giving them that slight control over the grey so maybe this Desmond wouldn't have to die 😭

but also lol oh boy would Altair get lost in the sauce surfing the web! It worse than when he was alive with the apple because now he doesn't have to eat, drink, or sleep so someone has to pry him out of the web every once in a while.

(The only real modding I’ve done in a long time was for Mugen back in those days. To be honest though, my brother helped me add characters and stuff hahaha)

The “Altaïr interrupts Desmond’s game using an ‘ad’” idea and its sorta prequel sorta sequel for those curious

“We need to talk about Altaïr’s internet addiction.”

Desmond stared at Shaun’s solemn expression for a fraction of a second before he turned his attention back to the instant noodles he was having for lunch.

He didn’t really like soggy noodles.

“Desmond, this is serious.” Shaun placed his hands on the table and towered over Desmond who was hunched to make it easier to eat his noodles.

That was a bad move.

Desmond could just as easily headbutt his nose at this distance.

“I’m listening, Shaun.” Desmond replied half-heartedly before eating once more.

He didn’t understand why Shaun wanted to talk to him about Altaïr’s internet addiction. It wasn’t like Desmond could stop the man from scouring every web page available in Wikipedia in his endless pursuit of knowledge.

… not that he would want to anyway.

“Desmond, Altaïr has been using the computer 24/7. We have to keep the AC on just to make sure the computer doesn’t overheat. Together with the electricity needed for the Animus and our other devices, two of which are now fully being used by Ezio and Connor-”

Desmond slowly raised his head so Shaun would have a warning to pull away. It was still a close call, Desmond’s head almost knocking against Shaun’s nose but Shaun stood and crossed his arms while Desmond took a sip of the soup before asking, “Are you… are you trying to talk to me about our upcoming electric bill?”

“Not ‘ours’ but the building we’re ‘piggy backing’ from.” Shaun clarified, “They’ll definitely think something is up when they see the sudden spike.”

“Then isn’t this too late already?” Desmond countered lightly, “The bill’s gonna come sooner or later. Might just be better for us to book it.”

Shaun grimaced but did not deny it.

Desmond sighed before he said, “How about this. I’ll tell Altaïr to find us a new safehouse and take care of the logistics and stuff. That’ll be his punishment for skyrocketing some random business’ electric bill.”

Shaun opened his mouth, most probably to argue, so Desmond asked, “Unless you already have the next safehouse in mind?”

Shaun sighed as he said, “I’ll tell the others about it. You tell Altaïr about his punishment.”

Desmond waved his hand before lowering his head to continue eating while Shaun stormed out of the dining room, most probably to bother Rebecca.

Or complain to her.

Maybe both.

Probably both.

Desmond waited until he could no longer hear Shaun’s footsteps before turning to look at his phone that was lying next to the cup noodles.

“Congrats, Altaïr. You got what you wanted.” Desmond mumbled.

His phone’s screen lit up and showed Altaïr in front of his homescreen, arms crossed as he said, “Not yet. Not until we’ve finally settled in a more secured location.”

“More secured.” Desmond snorted, “Just say the internet is too slow for you here.”

“Hm.” Altaïr didn’t even bother to give him a proper reply.

Nor deny it.

“Well, at least wait until midnight before sending the plan to everyone.” Desmond reminded him, “Otherwise, Shaun’s going to find out this was your plan from the start.”

“I know. I’m not a fool, Desmond.” Altaïr said calmly before adding, “Eat a fruit or have salad after that.”

“I’ll eat an apple, alright.” Desmond rolled his eyes, “Please don’t repeat to me how bad it is for my body to keep eating instant noodles.”

Altaïr sighed, “Fine. I’ll leave you with your pathetic excuse for a meal then.”

“Thanks.” Desmond sarcastically said, watching as the screen of his phone turned off.

And he can finally eat in peace…

… soggy noodles.

Damn it.

[tezzbot]

2, 3, n 23 with the chaotix for the ask game?

AGH you picked hard ones GHJFH

2. Favourite canon thing about them. how much time do we have lmfao. Okay I'll pick like. one random canon fact each, restrain myself dfgdsf

Charmy, uhhh. OH I saw in one of the most recent comics he seems to have a very black and white strict internal moral code which is so six year old of him I love you Charmy

Espio, just the fact that he can read minds. GJFHDG I always always forget that fact and it makes me laugh every time he whips it out because it's clear that the other characters also always forget too. It's just a very funny fact about him<3

Vector, one of his attacks is just yelling. I'm obsessed wiyth him. Screams at you so bad your eardrums burst. He's the one causing the brain damage they mention in the song

3. Least favourite canon thing about them. See this ones hard because they're literally almost always well written, they haven't gone wrong ever . Well. In the mainline continuity

In I think it was sonic the comic Charmy was fucking HAAATED by like. every character like even Sonic beat him up for nothing and that upsets me to hell and back I'm forever and always on the Charmy defence team. Also the fact that in Archie he's never retconned from being 16. That's not a 16 year old literally blow up GJFH

SPEAKING OF ARCHIE Vector isn't Australian. I think it's one of those facts that I found out, disagreed with and now I'll die on the Vector Isn't Australian Hill just because it's a funny hill to die on GHJFH

And in the Archie timeskip arc Espio grows a goatee in the future. How. Ma'am that is a lizard don't put hair on that.

It is mostly just. I disagree with a lot of Archie on a fundamental level in Most Things LOL

23. Favourite image

THIS!!! It encapsulates the three of them very perfectly I think (and their living situation lmao) its actually my homescreen right now ^_^

Although for Espio these crack me up a lot

Now? Warp Ring.👍

This one as well actually. Girl get up. BDJDBDHG and Charmy looks so LITTLEE I just really love them and their designs they're so unique and fun and cute Team Chaotix I Love Yo

[kazoologist]

tagged by @landoisokay to post my lockscreen, homescreen, last song i listened to, and a pretty picture!

My lock screen is a very blurry photo of me and my best friend (nemesis), who you might know from my nemesis tag. This photo was taken during one of our many assassination attempts, where neither of us triumphed.

my home screen is a pic I took in high school, a building near our hs was getting demolished so one of the art classes got to spray paint it, and since I was 18 I got tapped in for spray paint purchasing, so I got a chunk of wall to paint. peace love girls is now embroidered on my jean jacket

slow motion by saint motel from my summer playlist!

this is a pic I took about a week or two ago at a park with my friends of a little creek. It’s the main pic where you can actually see the water in the creek so I’m using this one!

tagging @achaziel @nautical-nasa @yukipedia @flyingcakeee and @stockcarbaby24 if you want to join (sorry if anyone here’s already been tagged lol)

[toomuchracket]

my current brain rot ever since atpoaim is a fort date with matty!! however in my head the cute date eventually gets crashed by all the band and ends up with everyone crammed into the tiny fort.

like maybe it's at mattys house, and it's well known George just lets himself in, so he does and immediately sees the large fort in the living room and goes to investigate. he sees you and matty cuddled watching a movie in a sea of blankets and pillows so very unceremoniously flops on top of you both and the myriad of pillows. he works his way into the date somehow and is half watching the movie and half just watching you and matty being sickeningly cute and wondering if that's how him and Charli look.

about 20 mins later, there's a knock on the door, and you and matty are like??? but George just pipes up with "Oh, I invited Adam and Ross to the hangout. I hope that's okay!" and matty starts being like "this actually was a date before you barged in and-" but gets cut off by you saying its totally okay and he should go let them in. Adam feels slightly bad for barging in, but you assure him it's fine, and eventually, the 5 of you are all crammed under this fort cuddled up watching some sappy rom-com you convinced them to watch. it obviously starts with lots of complaints "ugh nooo" "whyyyy," "cmon, do we have to watch this chick flick?"" but eventually divulges into gasps at how bad the guy is and comments like "oh my god she needs to leave him" but also on the other hand they're like "well no because she fucked up too" and finally when the movie ends it is just 4 grown men trying to keep their emotions at bay after watching like enchanted or Notting hill lol

anyway sorry for rambling, domestic matty and the boys kills me off everytime

i can't believe you apologised for this omg i LOVE it!! it kinda feels like slightly older flatmate!matty and his girl to me. like say the boys are on a break from work, and matty's built this fort all cute and romantic for you guys to just chill in all cutely, and you're lazily making out in it when you hear the front door open and close and a gravelly voice go "yoohoo!"; george, bored as shit because charli's off working somewhere, coming round for some entertainment. fully creased at the image of all six foot whatever of him just flopping over you all snuggled into matty - i bet you'd be like "hi darling!" to him, genuinely happy to see him, while matty's all tetchy like "george what the FUCK" (but that's his bestie, so he lets him stay and watch, idk, lady bird (it's my fav film) or whatever with you). and the whole time, george is side-eyeing you and matty in the nicest way, thinking about himself and charli AND how you and matty used to cuddle watching films together even pre-dating but it's so lovely that you're so openly lovey-dovey in the same scenario now. and i think george had probably texted ross and adam to hang out before he came over to yours, and then when they agreed he was like "oh i'm actually at matty's" so they just rock up there; like you said, adam is guilt-stricken and very much like "oh my gosh i am so sorry for intruding i'll be on my way" - matty's like "yes that sounds like a good idea considering my girl and i were having a little DATE before you fuckers showed up" - but you're like "honestly don't worry about it. if you don't mind sitting through my movie choices you can stay". matty sighs, but is appeased when you kiss him quickly and smile sweetly at him, so it becomes the five of you all chilling on pillows in this fort watching the devil wears prada (they would fucking hate andy's boyfriend they really would). and they all complain when you say "oh my god let's watch enchanted" as you go back to the disney+ homescreen, but maybe you all share some alcohol or a joint and then they get really into the movie, gasping at the change from animation to live-action and making little comments throughout the film - i bet ross is SO bitchy about giselle's outfit for the ball lmfao. but yeah, you turn your head to look at them all as the credits roll, and try not to giggle at these huge (and matty) men either sniffling or just beaming happily at the film they just watched. and as much as you've had a nice time, matty kicks the other boys out shortly after this so he can romance you as he had planned to the whole evening (but as you hug them goodbye i think you're like "same time next week? we'll watch 27 dresses and the lizzie mcguire movie") lol <3