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scaredgirlhorny · 5 months

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since I'm a law abiding citizen I have to inform you that I'll be sitting next to you on the couch and pulling out my girldick so I can jack off like you're not even there.

hflshfksjdkwj @_@ id try to look secretly, pretending like im not even noticing, but youd see me steal glances over and over, and eventually youd see me try and hide my own growing bulge >////<

#this is really hot #sorry prob not the best like continuation of the scene but i think if a girl started jacking off in front of me like i wasnt there #that would fix me actually #and also id start salivating #who said that??

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fesenmoon · 1 year

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no fucking way

#sketches #comics #the far side #crocodiles #my art #i don’t know how to tag this.#also i should probably say. i tried to look into it further and i haven't seen hard hard evidence that they do this on purpose #personifying animals is tempting but ultimately i think it's just hot speculation atm. crocodilians are famously tough to research too #like the advantages may be a coincidence or just pure curiosity/play. which is also really cute...love those guys #sorry for the misinformation! light theory only afaik #comic

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boybecoming · 3 months

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an ode to testosterone weight gain

#so many ppl are scared to go on T because of possible weight gain #i am here to tell you being a fat guy is really hot and fun #force masc #forcemasc #forced masculinization #boy hypno

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dinoserious · 1 month

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a few shadow gira sketches

#pokemon #giratina #sketch #eyestrain #little warm ups i guess you could call these. im really not doing super hot on drawing a ton recently #pkmn has been beckoning me again so some giras were in order #poke mythos #<<for it is my pre exile gira

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cozylittleartblog · 10 months

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@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you

edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally

#dashboard #staff #tumblr update #comic #art #doodles #costco ceo about the price of a hot dog.png #i refuse to believe this is a real problem that site owners think people have #frankly i refuse to believe people had this issue with deviantart before eclipse #i am sorry you have to put about 15 minutes of effort into understanding a new website. feel better soon #my main blog doesn't have it yet but i logged into here to make this post and. i have it #this is fucking terrible. it would ahve been really really funny for april fools day but not as a permanent change #i hate it a Lot. i hate it so fucking much. oh . my god.#edit - guys i amnot actually sending de*th threats to staff it's the costco hot dog meme

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catmask · 7 months

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any time i draw characters with an ounce of body fat everyones like “oh i bet they give such warm hugs” like what if they fuck sensual style actually

#like okayim glad you like them. thats sweet.#i cant even be too mean about this because i also really like hugs #but also itd be nice for this to not be my detector of 'ah ive made this character fat enough to get the hug comment'#you can be normal about fat people i promise you can even thinnk they are pretty or handsome or hot. you will live. you will Flourish #txt #scratchpost

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prokopetz · 4 months

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"DILF", a word which here means "the only male character with a speaking role in this piece of media who's actually old enough for me to be horny for him".

#media #tropes #dilves #is he really a smoking hot daddy or is he just the only dude who's visibly over 30?

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appaeve · 14 days

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homesick

#big ordon village enjoyer #uh uh maybe hot take I actually really love the slow opening in tp #getting to run around ordon village and meet everyone made it 10 billion times worse when The Horrors struck #twilight princess link #link #midna #twilight princess #legend of zelda #loz #Snowpeak Ruins #comic

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heckarum · 2 months

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This cat boy lives rent free in my head

#the show is terrible i love it #i got really obsessed with rewriting the entire show for a hot couple weeks #might adapt the ideas into something later lol #heckart #digital art #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir #miraculous ladybug #ladybug #chat noir #catboy

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puppyeared · 8 months

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learned something about myself lately

#i dont think its even the fact almost all my characters are somewhat beasts in one way or another. i just #really like tails and wish i had one myself #and then my oc designs are a little tame theyre mostly human shaped with animal features. but they always have tails #my eyes have recently been opened to the appeal of long whiplike unicorn tails.. so flowy and curly #something about the tuft at the end being long and swirly just does something for me..#maybe it would make sense to change auggies tail shape so it looks like a meteor. her design is mainly pink with hot pink accent #so it would be cool to use that and orange to make it look like a fire meteor.. maybe itll help complement the blue/green in her design #head full of ocs today so expect a ramble later #if i had a tail i think it would be long with a kink. so it kind of folds over once but not in a curl #when it wags its kind of a swaying motion. i have thought about this a normal amount #yapping

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im-still-watching-anime · 4 months

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apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB

apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally

#ace attorney #apollo justice #klavier gavin #klapollo #ace attorney incorrect quotes #the last one isn’t even his confidence tbh it’s just a fact #he says it like he doesn’t ALSO want klavier gavin carnally though which he does #alternatively:#apollo at klavier in court: *sweats* he’s so hot and competent #apollo at klavier outside of court: um…hello….you are kind of really nice🥺👉👈#disgusting #im obsessed with them #preordered the new trilogy of three games i already own today😌#$60 of my very hard earned money right into that #and i cant even regret it im SO excited #all the extrassssss #PLEASE go look at the aa twitter account to see the art extras btw #they’re SO fun #apollo justice trilogy really being about 75% of my will to live rn

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o0kawaii0o · 2 months

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Nami on the brain!

#it has been a hot minute since I did fanart #an OP one on top of that #my recent art studies really influenced this piece #I'm not even doing lineart anymore #which might be my best skill #anyway egghead nami #some outfit design changes just cause #design is not my passion so don't flame me LOL #one piece #o0kawaii0o

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theeminentlyimpractical · 7 months

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“you’re being silly” says the horror who just bribed a half dozen humans into attending a meeting wherein he will compromise their free will just so he can dance with his not boyfriend

#I say bribed but really it was temptation #that’s the bit that got Crowley so hot and bothered he had to go drink a 1938 vintage about it #aziraphaaaaaale #good omens 2 #good omens

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jupitertheegg · 2 years

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“Velma is a lesbian in this new Scooby Doo”

I don’t know how to tell you this, but she’s been a lesbian in every single Scooby Doo ever made

#i’m joking #but not really #it’s great that it’s like finally explicitly in the text #but like #mystery incorporated #marcie fleach #hot dog water #scooby doo mystery incorporated #Scooby Doo #velma dinkley #lesbian velma #jinkies #lgbtq

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pachimation · 11 months

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