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captinracoon · 3 months

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“oh marina will be the villian!” “or maybe acht..” “Oh- what about commander tartar”

Your all wrong

PEARL BOT😡

#this is satire i promise #or is it?#it is.#splatoon 3 #side order

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woffiecocoa · 2 years

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#this is satire i promise #woffieart #inanimate insanity #ii nickel #ii baseball #bickle

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thethirdstageofdeath · 2 years

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Chapter one of Red Dragon: "Somehow [Will] never got in a rut."

I'm so glad that they're establishing that Will is an omega so early on.

#this is satire I promise #but I'm dying laughing #I can't see that phrase or anything like it the same ever again #lmfao #hannibal #will graham #red dragon #hannigram #rigor rants

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blairpuffs · 2 years

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candy diver going thru a phase </33

#jasper draws #does this count as art #this is satire i promise

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prettyboybyers · 2 years

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why are y’all gay? 🤨

No i hate gay people 😠

#Byler #Gay #This is satire i promise #I'm bi

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meatza-lives · 4 months

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is it true that nick and blixa were in a devoted polyamorous relationship?

very

#for moots who arent in on this #this is satire i promise #no nixa under my watch #n

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bixels · 2 months

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I watched Starship Troopers tonight.

#personal #dumb #my art #immediately after finishing i was pumped to watch some analysis vids on it #cuz i heard a lot of the drama about the original author being a pro military fascist and the director going “fuck that” and making a satir #scrolling through youtube search results was not promising. lots of male film buffs i would Not trust even on a first glance.#“The Critical Drinker” (pfp of a bearded man drinking alcohol) lol.#and then I saw cinemawins did a video on it and was like oh nice i haven't seen his stuff in a while but he's a pretty leftist creator #scrolled through the comments #second panel face #this sucks i'm outta here.#just leagues and leagues and leagues of anime pfps and right leaning people dogpiling on him for “not understanding what fascism is”#idk it's pretty alien and weird to me watching this movie and going “wow yeah that was pretty obvious huh” like literally the from opening #to the teacher preaching militance and only giving voting rights to “those who serve their nation first and earn it”#and then seeing droves of people online going #WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? It's not anti-fascist and even if it was it's #the director's fault for desecrating heinlein's incredible sci-fi epic vision. ermm media literacy is dead.

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howlmovingcastle · 1 year

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would u guys still like me if i was a cybercore lainpilled doomer femcel be honest

#vince txt #this is satire i promise

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soojinscherries · 2 years

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One day Yuqi really is gonna be drunk, and she’s going to read a comment asking if she’s drunk and she’s gonna say..

“NO I’M NOT DRUNK”

#gidle #gi-dle #i-dle #(g)i-dle #(g)idle #gidle yuqi #song yuqi #woogie #kpop #this is satire i promise

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scarahours · 2 years

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I CANT BREATHE THE BAKUGO X READER FANFICS KEEP POPING UP FUCL OFF THAT ERA WAS LIKE 3 YEARS AGO WHY ARE THEY STILL IN MY WATTPAD LIBRARY

Ur cringe era <3 😍😍❤️❤️❤️💔💔💔 be proud of it uwuwuwuw

#su ! asks #this is satire i promise

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dawnbreaaker · 7 months

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FNaF Movie Spoilers

I'm sorry but I've gotta say something

'Bonnie is the most agressive' no the fuck he isn't, have you SEEN the cupcake??

I swear cupcake got more screen time absolutely mauling someone compared to the animatronics.

This basic dessert absolutely ate. Literally and metaphorically.

#fnaf #FNaF #fnaf movie #FNaF movie #Fnaf #FNaF movie spoilers #spoilers #FNaF Cupcake #fnaf cupcake #fnaf chica #bonnie #fnaf bonnie #five nights at freddys #i promise this is satire #cupcake ate #here for the sillies 🥰

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donald-trump-official · 9 months

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GuiltyAsFuck.com

#it’s a safe link I promise #satire #donald trump #trump speaks again #parody

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vvrottinqv · 8 days

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Hey booktok! 😂 I just wanted to know how much spice 🌶️✨ is in this movie! 😳

#saw #saw 2004 #sawposting #saw movies #saw franchise #this is satire I promise.

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hirazuki · 10 months

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I'll tend to the flame, you can worship the ashes. - The Longest Johns

I want everyone to know that this is entirely @ruiniel's fault for consistently throwing both lovely songs and lovely art/writing/thoughts on my dash ♡

#caranthir #haleth #halenthir #silmarillion #tolkien #my art #IT'S DONE (and so am i lmao)#that's it that's my multipage comic for this decade; looking through old art apparently i do one every ten years or so XD #next art will be happier. i promise.#(this blog is run like an ancient greek theater we alternate tragedy and comedy #with a light peppering of satire ^^)#hira draws tolkien

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kurokotori · 7 months

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#digital art #my hero academia #anime #bnha #bnha fanart #hawks #bnha hawks #keigo takami #satire #i promise im normal #totally not obsessed #doodle #mha art #mha #mha hawks #winged hero hawks

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phin-tastic · 10 months

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i cannot describe the rage i feel when i click on a fight club deep dive youtube essay, and it’s just… some dude, talking about how this film is the purest portrayal of masculinity and how “men love it because it’s so relatable”.

i mean, i love it because it’s relatable. but not in the way those sigma film bros do.

i love it because i’m gay, hate capitalism and would like to recreationally get beat up.

#why must i always get betrayed #the titles always sound so promising #and then they just spout this unreflected bs #like… don’t you know what satire is? ☹️#if y’all have video essay recs that aren’t dumb men talking stupid send them my way pls #i started watching a german one today and couldn’t make it thru the first 3 minutes #how do they misinterpret everything????#fight club #the narrator #tyler durden

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