#i promise this is satire

[dawnbreaaker]

FNaF Movie Spoilers

I'm sorry but I've gotta say something

'Bonnie is the most agressive' no the fuck he isn't, have you SEEN the cupcake??

I swear cupcake got more screen time absolutely mauling someone compared to the animatronics.

This basic dessert absolutely ate. Literally and metaphorically.

[f13ndish]

I am not mlm I am mem (man eating man)

[rubberducky-97]

so I've just watched stray kids' circus mv and JEONGIN HARLEY QUINN?

remember when he did the joker for Halloween...?

does this technically mean,,,,, that Jeongin is in a relationship with himself?

this is satire.

[bixels]

I watched Starship Troopers tonight.

[boxroepe]

"college" "career" "responsibilities" i have no need for these things. im going to stand outside and rip leaves off of trees and shove them in my mouth

[kat-is-a-rat]

Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

Kill myself with it. This wretched capitalist society will then ponder what it did wrong to lose the likes of me, the enby with the crab arm.

[gobledi-gook]

I had a post I wanted to make so bad but when I opened tumblr the thought left me and now I have a giant hole in my head that nothing will ever fill as I can no longer share that idea with the world. Oh what cruel world we live in.

[lesbiangabrielultrakill]

Hey booktok! 😂 I just wanted to know how much spice 🌶️✨ is in this movie! 😳

[donald-trump-official]

GuiltyAsFuck.com

[hirazuki]

I'll tend to the flame, you can worship the ashes. - The Longest Johns

I want everyone to know that this is entirely @ruiniel's fault for consistently throwing both lovely songs and lovely art/writing/thoughts on my dash ♡

[kurokotori]

/j

[phin-tastic]

i cannot describe the rage i feel when i click on a fight club deep dive youtube essay, and it’s just… some dude, talking about how this film is the purest portrayal of masculinity and how “men love it because it’s so relatable”.

i mean, i love it because it’s relatable. but not in the way those sigma film bros do.

i love it because i’m gay, hate capitalism and would like to recreationally get beat up.

[ms-bluejay]

i think i know what max was doing in the tgwdlm timeline

[slime-the-awesomeguy]

How many holes does a straw have?

@i-send-you-random-asks

You freak, why would you ask this anonymously? Who in the world would ask such a controversial question and expect me to answer??? What are you? A coward, afraid to show your face with such an inelegant question knowing it'll tear world's apart at a single answer?

.......

its technically a tube, but also what you consider a hole could be different from my view, I'd say two, but I'd be willing to argue one at the same time

[sailfish-serum]

More fuckpowerlevels yaoi

[ibitedirt]

Coop must know.