#this is so fetch

[fetchen]

fetchen thinker, do you think Karen used the word "fetch" without even knowing wjat it means? just in random situations. failed her test? fetch. bought a new lipstick? fetch! someone died? fetch.

Im in class and suddenly I have a brain that forms thoughts

i think tbh karen never used “fetch” in response to something bad happening . like she knew “fetch” was supposed to be a good thing for something to be so she only uses it if something good happens . like u got into ur dream college??? fetch!

but i think she’d see gretchen using it when good things happen so she just follows gretchen’s lead

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF story of the one you shouldn’t have killed..

[alexandriad]

🏺🏺

[www-proxxicles-com]

NEIL DAY !!!

[spkyart]

Hello folks guess what I am reading

[shqrkdud]

I'm finally free from the never ending exams for 2 months

[shitpostingkats]

An important thing about Noctis Lucis Caelum, 114th heir to the throne of Lucis, the True King, is that he's just. The most normal little cringefail teenager.

He's so tired all the time. He just wants to be left alone to do his dumb little hobbies (fishing) and (gacha mobile game). He's a very picky eater who is stuck travelling the world with a cordon bleu chef. His head hurts constantly and he always wants to take a nap.

He's literally god's most chronically ill soldier.

[canisalbus]

I really love Vasco's name because of a funny coincidence, I'm Brazilian and Vasco is also the name of a famous football club here, so every time I show my friends the "gay dogs, Machete and VASCO" they start laughing

Hah, so I've heard! I didn't know about them back when I was originally designing Vasco, I just thought it had a nice sound to it ´v`

I'm not Brazilian and I'm not that much into football in general, but I've been informed that Vasco hasn't been acing it lately ;v; Is that still the case?

It gives me such weird feelings because while it's none of my business, of course I'd like to see my dog's namesake club do well.

Edit: oh and I doodled this when I first found out.

[leol]

logan 2017 movie canon divergent au kinda.. kurt deus ex machina, everybody lives, happy family = profit

[ivoryratdoggerythethird]

dazai making up a whole language with fyodor that no one else can understand is amazing but imagine him using codes that, very objectively speaking, you could crack, it's just that no normal person would ever make the insane leaps in logic that it requires. except for someone familiar with dazai's weird thinking patterns, that is.

i just love the idea of dazai's unhinged antics being dialed up to an eleven when he was in the port mafia, and oda being the only one who simply wouldn't bat an eye at it but chuuya was the only one who would actually get it.

like imagine ango at the end of the jailbreak, his boss saying he should allow himself to sigh and lean back and maybe indulge himself, pat him on the shoulder, tell him what he pulled off reading heart rates wasn't easy and he should be proud for being able to keep up with such a plan

but ango i-drank-with-teenage-dazai-and-also-had-the-records-for-every-soukoku-mission sakaguchi can only remember the time dazai was like using greek sign language through his breathing patterns to communicate from a submarine from beneath the pacific ocean or something, and chuuya could not fathom how no one else could understand him.

and that was the day mori signed off on skk being exclusive partners because every subordinate in the room was crying tears of blood by the time chuuya finished explaining which blood pressure level was warning them about a bomb, which blinking sequence was him conveying the vault password and which series of inhales was just him calling mori a bitch.

(ango also pointedly did not want to think about how smug dazai had looked after the mission when mori confirmed skk would only be each others' partners for efficiency and to maintain everyone else's sanity

or about how when he called chuuya to tell him about dazai's prison break scheme he could only get like 3 out of 276 steps into the plan before chuuya rolled his eyes, said "got it" then hung up and pulled the whole thing off without a hitch.)

[staticbluue]

HAPPY NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES DAY!!!

I usually don't manage anything more than a doodle for this international holiday, but this year Neil gets the colored, shaded piece he deserves!!

[chloesimaginationthings]

Do you guys fuck with the FNAF books?…

[chayatorns]

Sorry. You're not mad at me, are you? Why would I? I already knew that. What? Of course I knew. You only pretended to like it to get close to me, but you're not into it. You're more into pop rock music.

THE HEART KILLERS (2024-2025) เขาจ้างให้ผมจีบนักฆ่า dir. Jojo Tichakorn Phukhaotong

[r-aindr0p]

I would like to offer the feral anxious Idia a bag of my blood just to give him gentle head pats of affection on the very top of his head. As he pulls at my heart like a poor kitty that just needs love (Ps I love your artwork’s they inspire me to draw silly things too :3)

Donation appreciated :)

The creature can feed with low levels of stress

[yet-another-music-enjoyer]

when i first got into Twilight a couple of years ago I was trying to avoid spoilers since I was watching through the movies with my dad (his idea btw) anyway pretty early on I came across the name renesmee and fully thought for WEEKS that that was the ship name for Bella's mom and Edward's mom. didn't even question it.

[tagidearte]

Teaching how to seek.

This will perpetually remain a sketch, so let me share it. It would get lonely otherwise.