#this is so stupid lol

[coolshadowtwins]

Scum Villain au where Shen Jiu finds out about what happened to YQY some other way than just being told by the man himself.

How? Not important. Maybe he pressured MQF and SQH until they both gave the pieces they knew and put this together. Maybe he found paperwork about it. Maybe YQY did tell him, but he was drunk or drugged or something and so he doesn’t remember telling.

The point of this post is I think it would be funny if SJ, mostly having forgiven YQY but still angry that he just didn’t tell him the truth for years, let’s YQY suffer for a little long. He wasn’t necessarily overly mean to him anymore, but he does now just say things to see what YQY would do.

Like, if it was between me or LQG, who would you choose? Hm? What if I murdered someone hmmm? What if I spent all your money, hmmmmmm?

What SJ was trying to do was stress YQY out (ok, part of it was him seeing where he stood now but shh), but YQY only gets a little stressed at the problems his answers would cause SJ. Because he totally would chose SJ over anyone! But that would make people angry at SJ. He would help cover up a murder, but SJ could be sent to jail! He would give SJ any money he wanted, but the sect might not be happy with either of them?

SJ learns very quickly how high up he still is in YQY’s eyes. It makes him feel powerful. He also learns very quickly that if he really, really wanted something, all he had to do is call YQY Qi-Ge and YQY folds immediately.

He uses that one a lot, when others couldn’t see. He still has a reputation to uphold after all.

YQY, meanwhile, has no idea what’s happening. He has no idea why SJ is suddenly being so nice to him. There’s no way that he has forgiven him, after all, so it has to be something else?

He starts to think that SJ is either about to leave the sect or dying. Both terrify him. YQY drags a very unwilling SJ to MQF immediately.

When it’s clear that he isn’t dying, YQY thinks that SJ is about to leave the sect. He panics, and does the first thing he could think of- Ask SJ if YQY could leave the sect with him. (He asks this in front of MQF, who does not want to be an audience for this.)

SJ is flattered that YQY would leave the sect with him. He takes it as a wedding proposal. (He has forgotten that YQY never knew that SJ knew about the caves and the sword)

YQY doesn’t know when they got engaged, or why a wedding was happening, but he is not complaining. The night before the wedding, YQY breaks down and tells SJ about everything. SJ panics, and not wanting YQY to know that he has know for at least a year at this point and had just been messing with him, acts like this is entirely new information! Wow, YQY, that sure was awful! I am so angry about this information that I’ve never heard of before.

LQG thinks that SJ had tricked YQY into marrying him. Or that YQY had very bad taste.

[tunabesimpin]

Ruggies donuts aren't the only cake on the train

[gothic-soda]

> Becomes a Champion

> Is the only one without magic or a special glowy sword

> Just a guy that flies good and shoots bomb arrows

> First interaction with the main character is challenging him to a duel in a place he cannot reach

> Dies

> Calls the guy who defeated his killer lucky

> Girlies on tumblr decide to ship them, is one of the most popular ships in the fandom

> Becomes simultaneously one of the most loved and most hated characters in the Zelda franchise

> Still has a group of loyal fans despite the last game he was even in being released over 3 years ago

> Refuses to elaborate

> Leaves

[francy-sketches]

serving cunt is correct actually

[leofwines]

[notdysfunk]

car

[sikbau7]

[snowfolly]

Meant to post this yesterday for happy October 1 but I forgot bc I was playing bg3 so happy October 2, have the shittiest thing I’ve ever made ✨

[numy-numnum]

spot the differences

[cx-shhhh]

Halloween prompt: Grantaire goes to an escape room that Enjolras works as a “killer”, and he’s being chased and almost gets cornered. And then Grantaire’s fight or flight response gets triggered, but, of course, that means he just…kisses Enjolras on the mouth before running away and leaving a very confused and flabbergasted escape room worker behind.

Enjolras’s coworkers, who witnessed the whole thing through the cameras, tease him relentlessly.

[hollowmoon-art]

chester and norris try to wingman their alternate universe counterparts (it does not work)

[gaygayhomosexualbeanz]

imma jus leave this here

[theslowesthnery]

krakenguard:

I NEVER GAVE ANY THOUGHT ABOUT TORIEL ADOPTING MOHG!! 😭 That's so sweet but so sad! 😭

toriel seeing mohg for the first time (he reminds her of asgore): >:/ toriel after spending five minutes in mohg's company, realizing that the poor boy never had a loving mother: "come now, dear, let's get you some pie and then i can teach you some fun snail facts 😌"

[rollerskate2theface]

Super small itsy bitsy drabble of teacher Steve

Mr. Harrington was a pretty cool teacher. He got along with every clique of students on a personal level, he knew how to teach without droning on and on, and he was always super open with his students. So you can imagine the shock that ran rampant across his 0 hour class when the tired 11th graders walked in at 6am to see him writing out the day’s schedule with a gold ring brandishing the hand holding his expo marker.

Shushed muttering sounded immediately until Derek’s voice pierced through noise. “Uhh, Mr. H? What are you wearing,” the student asked pointing at his teacher’s left hand.

Said teacher turned around to face his class looking down at his chosen outfit for the day. What did he wear his pants inside out or something?

After a quick inspection of his attire he looked up at the students, “what do you mean? I’m wearing what I usually wear and am bullied for, a polo and jeans-?”

“And a wedding ring!” Paige shouted standing among her other classmates. “Did you get engaged Mr. Harrington?!” Janet spoke up causing a wave of questions to follow up from the rest of the class.

Steve brought his hand up to inspect, finally understanding his students’ shock, only to start chuckling, “Well I was engaged… like, 11 years ago.” He dragged that out hoping to get at least a little fun out of his mistake.

This statement was met with a resounding “WHAT??” from all his students as even more questions started to come in than before.

“Who are you married to?!”

A smirk, “My husband.”

“And who is your husband?”

“The man I married. Jeez kids keep up, what have I been teaching you?”

“Mr. Harringtonnnnnn,” their groans echoed through the classroom in annoyance.

Sighing Steve relented telling them he’s been married to his husband for a little over a decade, but they’d been together for almost 4. He was of course met with confusion and maybe a bit of hurt -he was their favorite teacher after all- but mostly confusion. Why had he kept his marriage a secret?

That’s when Jackson spoke up from where he was seated on his desk near the front of the classroom, “Dang! I was sure there was a blossoming romance starting between him and that Pols teacher Mr. Munson!”

“Hah! I think you mean blossomed romance J. Boom!” Their teacher exclaimed as he pulled up his and Eddie’s wedding photos on his phone. “That’s right I bagged him, kachow.”

“WHAT?!-” “gross don’t say kachow-” “called it”

[abfall-posting]

Die Kälte der Erde + Reductress Headlines

[ilonacho]

Is that a rat in your pocket-