#this made me giggle thank you

[monsterkin-culture-is]

dragonkin culture is actually people do in fact owe me gold. lots of it. it's offensive actually if i am not given gold.

^^^

[dan-whoell]

"we will send you a dm as soon as the truth is revealed"

Do you think we're finally gonna get to meet Phil's secret wife?? lol

susan reveal incoming

[ghost-proofbaby]

My friend sent this to me, it's an article about F4 and like ?? I guess the put a pic of Keery instead of JQ idk I just thought it was really funny. Also like Jason Segel on there for some reason too?

i just KNOW that if the joes saw this they were laughing their asses off about it oh my GOOOOOD

also?? JASON SIEGEL??? why?????

[shingetsu-online]

kill 'em with kindness? WRONG.

WAVE OF BABIES!!!!!!!!👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

kill 'em with kindness? WRONG!! GARBAGE DISPOOOSAL, WHAT A WAY TO GOOOOOO /SILLY

[altschmerzes]

"Roy tucks the papers into his bag and stands" That is a particularly teasing snippet! LMAO The whole time I was reading that my brain was literally chanting 'WHAT PAPERS!?? WHAT PAPERS!?? WHAT PAPERS!?? WHAT PAPERS!?? WHAT PAPERS!?? WHAT PAPERS!?? WHAT PAPERS!??'

EHEHEHE I WONDERED IF THAT'D BE A STICKING POINT XD

i debated including the part that explains what the papers are but ultimately decided to save that for now

[proosh]

HBD PRUUUUUU 🎉🎊🎊🎊🎉🎈🎈🎊🎉🎊🎊 HORAAAAAAH

HORAAAAAAAAH BROTHA THANK YOU!!!!

[cooperenjoyshispancakes]

you when prudencedislikesherfrenchtoast walks in:

LMAO

[skopostheorie]

so if you saw macron coming towards your house would you warmly invite him in or would you throw cabbage on his face ?

Are there... other options?

[allamericansbitch]

https://www.tumblr.com/allamericansbitch/735436237509410816/i-was-gonna-see-the-beyonc%C3%A9-movie-with-my-friend

they hate to see a bad allamericansbitch win

They REALLY do ugh

[melanodis]

just thought i should say i misread ur art tag as “art.ptsd” and honestly i was just like yeah thats fair

HONESTLY...

[memoryoflife]

hey youtube and welcome back to another unboxing video [camera pans to a tray of surgical tools and then to Silver. he is scared]

me when i dissect silver's psyche for whatever incredibly traumatic longfic i'm writing at any given time 🔪

[greenerteacups]

so i read your crows fic and it changed me permanently as a human being so i binge read lionheart immediately after and i am violently obsessed! you’re writing is insane and your brain should be preserved in cold storage. big fan!

Thank you! Very sincerely one of the best compliments I've ever received. My only request for cold storage is for them to let me finish Lionheart before they do it.

[simmeons]

Scotty probably snores like a chainsaw

"probably" no, no he definitely does

[getscaredhellyeah]

I'm from Canada and when I saw Get Scared in the US my mom brought me to McDonald's cuz we were too tired to find any other restaurants and there was a mom group there with a bunch of kids and I heard the following interaction:

Kid's mom: You can sit over here.

Kid (maybe 8 years old): You can go to hell.

jkabdashs i swear kids are brutal and for no reason like they just wake up and choose violence

[howldean]

Trans people are extra religious? Someone should tell Sam Winchester that, I'm sure she'd love to hear that

ily loregirl they’re doing you so dirty ALSO. castiel did NOT leave the church to score some tboy pussy for this shit. no sir.

[lenny-zesty]

she lenny on my zesty till I am so sorry

WHO UP LENNYING THEY FUCKIN ZESTY RN ‼️🗣️