#this post is /lighthearted btw it’s funny

[cursedslimecicle]

I appreciate it when y’all start with an apology.

[sunnibits]

“the kids chose protective mom izzy in the divorce” is literally my new favorite joke to come out of s2 so far I’m utterly obsessed

[eff-plays]

Can I just say something.

I think all the companions are great and all but.

Why are their races so boring?

We've got 1 gith, 1 tiefling ... And the rest are either humans, elves, or half-elves.

Larian got all high and mighty about how the average player character is a human/half-elf and how "well we know not all the races are beauties but they have potential!" Yeah? Do they Larian? Why did you put every flavor of elf in and have THREE regular human men (no, Wyll's devil form doesn't count as a tiefling) then?

Oh were dwarves not sexy enough for you to make them fuckable, huh? Gnomes are just funny to be racist against? You gave us Barcus Wroot and didn't even let us smooch his bald little head?

For a game that prides itself on being so desperately horny, it's only desperately horny for the prettiest races, which you already admitted is boring. So what gives, huh?

The more I play BG3 the more I'm sad to hand so many Ws to fucking ... Dragon Age. They didn't let us fuck dwarves either, but at least we like ... had them. In our party. As fully developed characters.

[anxiously-sidequesting]

To me personally malistaire is the funniest and most pathetic villain wizard101 has ever had AND I MEAN THAT SINCERELY!!! Between doomed children who have been manipulated, groomed, and isolated into becoming products of their environments, someone scorned who has been punished unfairly by having your biological heart torn out your chest and turning your children and all of reality against you to satiate their own ego, a nonhuman entity so powerful and so clueless they unintentionally threaten the lives of everyone around them, Malistaire FELL DOWN BRO. Like yeah you're bitchless now. You and me both. Get in line. Everyone in this room is bitchless. We are ALL living that ✨💅🏾💃🕺 Single Life™. You are a middle-aged man. Cope

[synthshenanigans]

I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 4AM AGAIN?? WHY????

[volivolition]

Can you find where Volition says that abt Conceptualization irt ur tags on one of the skills bracket posts omg [we suuuck at finding shit w fayde] we've Never seen that before and like. that's so fucking funny FHDJSJDJF

i have this screenshot on lockdown, it makes me so violent about him. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT. WHAT DOY UO MEA N.

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

Something I literally can’t stop thinking abt (tho I’m sure it’s been discussed before and in better detail than by me) is the silly little “what’s the J for?” in the church scene in season 1. Crowley shrugging and not having an answer, while MEANWHILE Aziraphale is already going by “Mr. Fell” which later becomes “A.Z. Fell” like… The letters don’t mean anything! It’s just an A! Just a Z! They’re the first two letters of his angel name but his humansona? Those letters mean jack shit. And he has the audacity to question Crowley abt his J?

[anonbeeishere]

Me: im gonna wait to watch until jimmy posts his video to see if he dies first again from his pov! I want to be surprised!

Jimmy:

[monty-glasses-roxy]

I talk a lot about Sewerhell for someone that's only developed a small handful of Sewerhell guys

[waywardsalt]

uuuhhhhh wrote a segment of the ganonbeck thing on my phone (this whole thing isnt written on my phone i just have future scenes hashed out on phone) so i figured id share it for: giving a snippet of it bc why not, and to maybe get some feedback on writing ganondorf and the specific concept he talks about?

(this isnt indicatives of the whole fic just a scene delving into ganondorf’s personal conflicts and a little bit of worldbuilding or something. would appreciate some feedback or tips or whatever on this since im not sure if. i wrote this idea well. also hope its generally interesting/fun to read)

[bubblingdrfizz]

yikes i haven't posted in a while !!

anyways, me and my friends noticed how dark it was underneath the bleachers inside of our school gym and we thought of something

naturally, like the wonderful person i am, i obviously had to make those nightmares dreams a reality

context: someone (in this case it's an oc of mine, but really it can be up to interpretation without the... rest... of the images) takes a photo of what it looks like underneath the bleachers and posts it online when they notice something (taco) staring at them menacingly from afar

yeah so that little bolded part? theres more images, but for the sake of your sanity im only posting this one because the person behind the camera can be anyone, canon or not, without the rest of the storyline.

originally, its just my oc/sona/self-insert?? (fizzbowl) living their life normally until they see that thing. the story goes on with my friends' self-inserts responding, buuuut

lmk if y'all wanna see that

until next time, fishy fellows :33 (i'm calling y'all that now)

[brambletakato]

are you serious

is there no escape I got jumpscared so hard (/lh)

[eggbagelz]

U guys are too scared of the phoenix witch as an entity i think. Let her be weird

[blushft]

my day will be great and then i remember that ive been compared to felix freeman twice and i have his haircut...

[picturemecountingcards]

i get why people are excited that nimona's on youtube now but like. the way y'all post about it makes it sound like before this you could only watch it on netflix. there's this magical thing called 123movies-

[chplatoon]

I keep thinking abt my little inkling. who is she? why was she in torn clothes with a smallfry when the story started why did she move to the city where does she come from does she have a family where is she living now how does she feel abt living through the single player adventure and not being friends with anyone she met then what about working for grizzco isnt that fucked up