You'll compile the evidence??????!
Aaaaaaaa 🛐🛐🛐
Gay/bi idk either this mf isn't straight
Here's said evidence:
1. Entering man hole as previously stated here
2. Bringing up Fring's boyfriend to Fring
Idk felt very "I know what you are"
I feel like there's an urban dictionary word for when gay people are trying to subtly show other gay people they're gay
2.5. Bringing up Fring's boyfriend to Balsa
Babe you're fixated and overcompensating, move on!
Funny how almost everyone else that obviously knows just doesn't bring it up, except LALO
3. Keeps pretty boys around
Camp ass gay ass bitch
4. Speaking of: nacho varga
I feel like expanding upon that is redundant just look with your eyes
All of this just screeeeeams straight
5. The deleted scene lol
6. He definitely fucked his body double we can all agree on that I think
The way this is framed too. Bit of something on your chin there pal. Ugh...Sorry for disrespecting the dead.
7. The blue shoes 👟
I actually won't be expanding upon that
Extra stuff if you think he's specifically gay:
1. He could tell kim was a catch but when he expressed it there was no weird lust or anything there. It was just to let Jimmy know he knew her.
2. Completely missed that girl hitting on him in eladio's place cause he was too busy looking at nacho varga
3. The absolute lack of fucks he expressed about not getting to fuck mrs. Ziegler. Idk one could say that was the plan to begin with...idk...
And finally
4. You're telling me you look like THAT in your 40s and you don't even have a girl for show?? Gtfo. Gay he's gay.
Anyway right about here I should point out that lalo is not a real person but a character so if he's bi or gay or whatever to you it's as valid as the day is long. Death of the author blah blah something something. He never was explicitly said to be anything either. Have fun with your evil blorbos people that's what they're for.
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man i love torchwood so much. it's like. here's a bunch of traumatised bisexual motherfuckers and they're all in a polycule but they're Also all cheating on each other and they're also besties but they also hate each other. and all jack ever does is Be American, Look Sad and Fuck Ianto
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I miss when shows had stupid goofy shit in them that you were supposed to take seriously. I miss robins "holy ____ on a ____, batman!" I miss spiderman crawling around like an insectoid, I miss weird shit that doesn't make sense like "a meteor crashed down on Earth and awoke mummified lion people that lived in caves for thousands of years", I miss when in scooby doo they'd eat fog or dracula hosted races every year, i miss "Columbo has a skateboarding descendant Boronco" or "Napoleon's descendant runs a terrorist organization that wants to take over the world bc its noisy and he wants to sleep". I love batshit plots with weird circumstances that make no sense but they're fun and entertaining-- give me shit that comes out of nowhere and baffles me but is still fun. I miss that kind of stuff man :/
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ive had to step away from all the analysis of the finale because thinking about it for too long it fills me with such a [rage? bitterness? frustration? all of the above?] the likes of which ive genuinely never felt for a show before
ive cared about media before. ive been disappointed by media before, but i think the difference is i haven't put my faith in media like i did ofmd- and the more time passes the more i feel fucking stupid for putting that faith in the show in the first place, when so many of the things coming to light now were already there
i cant think about it too long else it makes me so fucking sad, and im tired of analysing it to bits because its not going to change anything, theres no way to fix any of this, no way to find a spark of light in it, no way to come back, to resurrect the show i fucking loved.
im sure everything everyone is saying is well thought out and nuanced things but for the sake of my own enjoyment of this fucking show i have to just not engage with it anymore.
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hello everyone. i know i don't make many personal posts here but unfortunately today, a sour situation forced my hand to.
meditating on things human, all too human (or, as the learned phrase
goes, ‘psychological observation’) is one of the means by
which man can ease life’s burden; that by exercising this
art, one can secure presence of mind in difficult situations
and entertainment amid boring surroundings; indeed,
that from the thorniest and unhappiest phases of one’s
own life one can pluck maxims and feel a bit better
thereby: this was believed, known — in earlier centuries.
Why has it been forgotten in this century?
so... i'm doing some meditation and reflection to take accountability. my once-beloved they/them girl of my life, @vvanessaives betrayed me. they are now demanding that i apologise for feeling the most precious, most human of all emotions: love. and what is love, if sometimes it doesn't hold hands with lust?
yes. i did love. yes i did lust. for one italian man (may god forgive me, i know i won't forgive myself). in a moment of pure insanity, i commissioned a 100k words smut from her. of primo and me. she didn't deliver, but that's fine (get her boys). but she felt betrayed and cheated on (while she demanded that luca marinelli send her his c*ck and b*lls in all positions imaginable). turns out... we were played by the same man but his mustache threw me off. now, our profound connection is severed forever. in short, i won't name names, but @vvanessaives is a sw*ftie, a luca marinellie, and still my everything... i messed up. cancel her so she's forced to come back to me.
thank you all for your support. for further questions, please get into contact with my agent, manager, lawyer and good friend @evakants
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question!
i've been wanting to stray away from lu for a while now and do my own thing with wars n ledge and the rest of the links (mainly bc i feel restricted by jojo's rules/don't agree w her takes, and wanna pursuit my own stuff), but there's one big thing holding me back, and that's lack of views to put it bluntly
if i make my own au and don't tag its content as #lu, then it will most definitely get a fraction of the attention my lu content does. and i know it sounds self-centered of me to worry abt something like that, but i put months of work into the fics i post. i put days of work into each art piece i post. if i work on something for months and then 10 people on ao3 read it and an astounding 0 of them even leave a comment, that will be Devastating to my motivation And confidence
what im asking y'all is this: should i finally make my own au to separate myself from lu and risk the plunge in notes, or should i stay in the lu fandom and suffer?
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Saw two posts recently and I disagreed with them for the same reason and that is, y’all better not be falling into the pit of dissing things bc they’re not “sophisticated” enough for you or something.
Like someone complaining about cutesy wutesy terms or like stupid fanfic writing. Some people be saying stuff like ‘no! You have to like real books! Only use real words to describe yourself!’ Who are you? The cringe police?
Actually the colloquialisation of language is kinda a complicated topic. Yeah we shouldn’t dumb down words and stuff when it comes to discussing serious things and we shouldn’t be calling anyone else things that they don’t want to be called. But if someone is using casual language to refer to themselves and they’re someone who can ‘reclaim’ (for lack of a better term) that language, then I don’t think it’s hurting anyone. Sometimes we need to use serious language and sometimes we don’t.
And let’s not make fun of hashtag weird fanfic or fandom (as long as it doesn’t actually promote harmful views or cause harm).
There’s obviously exceptions to both these points but my general rule is, let’s not attack things for the sake of ‘it’s weird’ or ‘different’. Being judgemental and shaming people to conform to arbitrary standards is the talking point of literally every single hate crimer. That mindset is used by ableists, racists, sexists, queerphobes etc etc. Lets not forget that.
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William claims himself to be a God, he's able to create life and he deserves to rule over it. What he doesn't mention is he can't actually create life he just creates monsters. It's one of the many things that Henry could do that he could never, Henry's machines were alive, Williams machines can only think in order to kill. The creatures he creates using children's souls are more like feral animals then thinking functioning humans... And the ones he does create that can think hate their existence. Even all that it would be stretched to call it truly creating life hes just taking life and jamming it in the wrong place.
William is God of nothing he only takes life and breaks it.
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