#this ruins your life. this changes everything. like im trying not to panic bc i feel like im slipping more and more by the second

[teabights]

Straw That Broke Your Back

Summary: You had a hard week - on the verge of breaking down and crying or doing something rather stupid - the final straw that broke the camel's back. You start to cry. Joseph comes to comfort you.

Warning: mini panic attack, mention of drinking

AN: this is my life. I wrote it bc this happened to me. And i feel dumb complaining about it. Im so sorry this is dumb.

There you are, standing at your vanity, looking over your perfume collection, trying to decide which one you wanted to go for for the night. You move your arm slightly and that sets something off in your armpit. It starts to itch. You have to discreetly rub your arm to itch your armpit. You then grab and squirt yourself down with a rose scented perfume, Joseph’s favorite. You put it back down and feel your eyes water. You have to rub your eye in a way to not mess up your makeup. You let out a small sob, leaning against your vanity. You hold onto the vanity for dear life. Joseph walks in, smiling as he smells the perfume when he walks in.

“You ready doll?” He asks.

“Ye-yeah… just need a moment.” You choke out, which makes his eyebrow raise.

“Hey, hey…” He wraps his big arms around your waist, kissing you behind your ear. “What’s wrong?” You couldn’t answer his question without having tears stream down your face. “Let me cancel tonight, Gaten will understand.”

You shake your head. “G-go Joe. I’ll be fi-fine.”

“Well, you are going to have to sell it better than that.” His lips smile a little bit.

He spins you in his arms, so you can be flush against his chest. He kisses your head gently, which sends off the tears. Your mascara starts to go with the tears as you cry. You lean your head away from him, not wanting to ruin his nice button up shirt. He pulls from you, his hand wiping your tears. He places a small kiss to the tip of your nose. You still have tears streaming down your face.

“Sit on the counter, I’ll help you wash your face.” He says softly, pulling away from you.

He looks at the options he has. Wipes are all he knew. He finds them and grabs them. You sit on the counter, your tears still streaming down your face, quiet sobs leaving your throat. He comes back to you, wiping your tears once again. He kisses your forehead before he pulls a wipe out. He carefully wipes the makeup off your face, being gently when he has to do your eye makeup. He was so gentle and loving.

“What happened babe?” He asks.

“I…” You realize it seems like such a dumb reason. It was the straw that broke the camel’s back for you. The last minor inconvenience that sent you spiraling. “Don’t make fun of me…”

“I would never. Now, tell me.” He was still focused on making sure your makeup is completely off your face.

“This week has been hard, right, I told you that.” You say.

“Yes doll.” He responds, taking a moment to look you in the eyes.

“I think this minor inconvenience just made everything a thousand times worse.” You are ready to cry more. It is so stupid but your eyes water up again. “You know how I said my deodorant container looked different?”

“Yes.” Joseph moves to throw the wipe in the trash. He looks back at your skin care, grabbing the bottle labeled ‘cleanser’ and one of the rags he has seen you wash your face with. He gets it wet.

“Well, I think they changed the formula, because my pits are so itchy. It is occasionally itchy though. The way my arm rubbed against the area when I grabbed my perfume, just made it itch so bad.” You ramble on while he does all that.

“Well, we can go to the shop tomorrow and get you another one. We can buy all of them, until we find one that doesn’t make you itch.” Joseph responds. He starts to use his fingers to rub in the cleanser into your skin, rinsing off his hand and then wiping the bubbles off your face with the rag. He rinses out the rag then wipes your face one more time. “What is that next step…?” He mumbles as he looks at the collection.

“I am sorry I ruined tonight.” You say quietly, watching him. “Toner.”

“Right…” He grabs the bottle of toner and cotton pad. “Listen, you said it yourself. You have had the hardest week I have ever seen you have. Your family has been a complete horror this week, expecting you to drop everything to go check on your brother, it’s not fair.” He puts the toner on the cotton pad. He wipes your face gently with it.

“I… just hate my family. I hate having to be the most put together one.” You speak, rubbing at your wrist, feeling tears well up again.

He moves to grab the moisturizer. “I know, that is something I learned. I don’t expect you to be put together.” He notices your rubbing and the tears. He puts the moisturizer down next to you.

He just pulls his arms around you, rubbing your back. He holds you as a few more tears escape the duct. You quietly sob as you hold onto your boyfriend tightly. You just slump against him when no more tears leave your tear ducts.

“Let me get this moisturizer on you. I’ll put you on the bed and text Gaten then put on your show for you. I’ll fix us a little food and fix you up water that you like.” Joseph says so softly to you.

“Okay, can you also undo my dress before you disappear to cook?” You ask.

“You don’t want to sleep in your dress? What?” He says with a small chuckle.

His laugh makes your lips pull into a tiny smile. “I would, but I don’t want to disrespect Chanel like that. Besides, this is the nicest thing you have ever gotten me.”

He starts to open the pot of moisturizer, smearing some on your face before working it in. “I am glad you don’t wanna ruin an expensive dress. Someone asked me what my biggest splurge was when I got my first check from Netflix and I had to say this dress. The interviewer thought I was crazy and I had to point out that it was your dream dress. You talked about it for months and how could I let down my baby?” He kisses the tip of your nose then closes the pot. He puts it back where it came from. He moves back to you, taking one of your hands.

“Yeah, it definitely was a huge splurge. I remember being so mad.” You say as you slide off the counter.

He waltzes you back into the bedroom, pulling the zipper down on the dress. You step out of the dress. He moves to put it back on the hanger and rezips it. You manage to take a moment to pull off your bra and pantyhose. You pull on your usual sleeping shirt. He takes time to kick off his dress shoes and strip off his dress shirt, laying it on the dress, pulling off his slacks to toss them on the dresser too. He grabs his sleeping pants, sliding them on. He grabs his phone. You sit on the bed on your side. You look back at Joseph who has his phone pressed against his ear.

“Gaten, hey, Listen Y/N is having a hard evening. I’ll take you to brunch tomorrow to make up for it.” There is a linger before he speaks again. “I know. I am sorry. I’ll let her know you said that. Bye Gatey.” He hangs up.

“Gaten is fine. Finn and Caleb are there, the boys are having fun.” Joseph says as he looks at you. He moves to you, pressing a kiss on your forehead.

“I still feel bad.” You whisper.

“He said he hopes you feel better. He knows how important you are to me.” Joseph smiles at you. “Plus, you wouldn’t want to hang out with two freshly 21-year-olds and 22-year-old who are light weights.”

“Yeah, but they are your friends.” You say.

“True, but I know that right now you need me.” He whispers. “Let me go make something simple and get you some water. I love you.”

“I love you.” You say back.

Joseph disappears out of the room. You grab the remote for y’all TV. You turn it on, flipping on Disney Plus, then putting on Black Panther, a favorite of yours. You watch about twenty minutes of it before Joseph santers back in the room. He has two plates balancing on one arm, grilled cheese and American chips. He had a giant cup of water in his other hand. He moves to set a plate on the bedside table along with the water. He holds his own plate as he climbs onto the bed and sits next to you. Usually he is fussy about eating in bed, but he knows sometimes that fight isn’t worth it, especially when you had a hard night. You two eat in silence. After you eat and drink some water, your head leans on his shoulder.

“Thank you.” You whisper.

“No problem my love.” He whispers back.

[blueberry-writer]

HII IM THE SAME ANON WHO SENT THE FURST VANITAS REQUEST!!! It was so good tysm😭😭 So im back ofc bc it was wonderful

Anyway can u make a vanitas fluff alphabet? If not maybe some kissing hcs with gn reader? Ty in advance!!❤️❤️

Notes:Oh my, hi! 'Thank you'for what? i love write request! i hope you enjoy Vanitas fluff alphabet!!💙💙

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

Usually you go to 'hunt' vampires to be treated withVanitas and Noè

In your free time you two go and visit beautiful places together tasting the typical dishes every now and then Noè will come to make the third wheel

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

He loves everything about you but the thing that physically prefers are your eyes

He just loves to get lost in them and remember that these beautiful eyes belong to his better half

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

I have the hc that Vanitas, because of his past, often suffers from panic attacks so in his own way he would know well how to behave.

He’ll wait until you’re ready to talk and look him in the eye.

If you can’t, he understands it perfectly.

Without speaking, he will put a blanket on your shoulders and prepare you a tea that will leave near you that will serve to calm down.

D reams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?

He will never admit it but he has already made a lot of mental movies about your future life together: He will be a world-famous doctor in the world of vampires, you will be his beautiful, intelligent and lovable wife and together you will have two children, a male and a female.

... yeah, we can say that he has a lively imagination

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

Dominant, he loves to annoy you and 'ruin' your day with his horrible jokes, maybe sometime he would even say dirty jokes😇

BUT If you get tired of his dirty and not dirty jokes and you can respond properly, you can see his cheeks blush and see Vanitas that becomes a lovely tsundere

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?

Usually you two never fight except for bullshit and therefore are useless quarrels that end in one/two minutes.

But if the fight is serious... it’s gonna be a little messy.

If it’s his fault, surely Noè can reason with him in one way or another.

If it’s your fault, it depends on your character!

But once you apologize to him ( and if it wasn’t particularly bad) he will forgive you after an hour or two and you will be back to being the usual couple.

If it’s serious, it’ll take a while, maybe a month or two, but don’t worry, he’ll take care of you without being noticed

G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

He’s grateful, but his pride will never allow him to admit it in front of everyone.

But I’m sure he’ll tell you when you two are alone at a special time or when you’re asleep.

H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

He has few secrets he hides from you.

But these few are the worst, they all talk about his past and he’s afraid that if you found out, you might not love him anymore and leave him.

I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

is very inspired by you, yes.

But when he tried to change it didn’t end well

So you’re gonna have to put up with your annoying boyfriend the way he is 🙌

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

Yeah. Yeah, he does.

He gets jealous when someone gets close to you and you don’t have a problem with it.

If that person is someone you both know, then he’s going to start a 'comedy show' about how he can’t be that close to you.

If it’s someone he don’t know then he’ll come up to you, put your hand on your side and say:"heyy baby! how are y-.. oh? who are you? a friend of y/n? Ohh i get it, well nice to meet you, i’m their boyfriend Vanitas." accentuating heavily the 'their boyfriend'.

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

we all saw how he kissed Jeanne, right?

Yes, yes, yes and yes. I allready said yes? Vanitas has a natural talent for being good at kissing.

Your first kiss with Vanitas was natural and not forced at all, it was very soft and with a touch of malice which made everything perfect.

L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

His confession was... a little peculiar. 

He confessed after a life-or-death situation in which you were very close to death.

He was really afraid of losing you, so as soon as you recovered he took courage and confessed to you as the sun went down leaving room for the beautiful blue moon.

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

Of course he does, he wants to be with you all his life (as I said earlier, he has made many mental movies about it).

He’d probably propose with a nice silver ring with a sapphire set.

Oh Lord, on the night of the proposal he would be so nervous and embarrassed.

He took you out on the terrace of a beautiful restaurant, and my God, you could easily see that that night he blushed for the least.

Obviously Noè and Dominique will be disguised as waiters to check that vanitas doesn’t mess up

At the end of the dinner, while you were on the balcony admiring the full moon, he knelt down, his face completely red (he is not used to these things, poor dear) and finally he will propose to you.

"W-Will you marry me, y/n."

You will say your yes and only then you will see the whole crowd (Noè, Dominique, Jeanne, Dante, Johann, Riche, Oliver and Roland) applauding and shouting with joy putting both of you embarrassed.

N icknames - What do they call their s/o?

“Princess/prince” “my girl/boy” and somethime even “my love”

O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

He has never experienced love in his life, so this strong feeling leaves him a little stunned.

He has never experienced love in his life, so this strong feeling leaves him a little woozy.

He was so stunned that for a while he tried to avoid you in every way, he tried to oppress the desire to see you and be close to you.

At first you thought you had done something wrong, it was a huge relief for you when Noè said that vanitas was trying to avoid you 'just' because he had such a great love for you that he didn’t know how to behave.

Slowly Vanitas became accustomed to this feeling, to the point where he could not do without it.

he was always clinging to you and one way or another you always ended up having dinner or lunch together. He just can’t help loving you.

P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

He has no problem showing you to others, on the contrary, he boasts of having the best s/o in the world

"See that beautiful person Noè? That’s MY beautiful s/o!"

Q uirk - Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship.

Definitely his medical skills.

If you’re hurt, he won’t hesitate for a second to come and cure you

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

Usually when you’re with other people it’s more flirty than romantic.

But when you two are alone, you’ll have a pampering-thirsty Vanitas that’s sticking to you 24-7

S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

Maybe even more than it should be!

he just can’t help encourage his beloved

"Come on love! you can do it, I believe in you!"

T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

we can say that your adventures around the world of vampires make your relationship never banal and not at all boring

U nderstanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

In his own way, he’s empathetic and very understanding.

He’s a little childish, but he knows when to be serious, and he would never allow himself to hurt you.

V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

is very important. He needs to be with you, he have to be with you.

You’ve unlocked emotions he’s never felt before.. You made him feel the feeling that is called love. You are, his love.

W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.

he loves it when you cuddle him and start playing with his hair. he melts under your touch.

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

Yeah. Man, he loves it.

he cannot stay without pampering and physical affection for more than a week

Y earning - How will they cope when they’re missing their partner?

He’s obviously more grumpy, he can’t help it.

If only someone would try to talk to him about it would send him to hell as a glance.

Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lenghts for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

Yes, as already mentioned many times he thought of your future wedding with him many times, imagine how you would look beautiful with a wedding dress.

Surely, he would like to have a family with you. A new chapter in his life with you.

He wants and will always be at your side even if sometimes he needs to be alone.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------ That's it! i hope you liked it!💙

[alastors-wife]

ok last one im sorry

[chaerrie-on-top]

if you bled onto his bed during your period (7/7)

if you bled through your clothes/onto his bed while on your period

JUNGKOOK:

- you'd be out in public - upon running to the restroom you'd notice you leaked - to make things worse you were wearing light colored jeans - which were now ruined - you'd hide away in the stall, panicking because your shirt doesn't cover it and you didn't bring a jacket - you'd text jungkook and ask to borrow his jacket - he'd meet you right outside the restroom & give you his jacket, no questions asked. but when he noticed the tears in your eyes and uncomfortable expression he'd be concerned :( - "y/n what's wrong?" - "i... um... bled... onto my pants" - he would be a bit embarrassed, shy & unsure of what to do at first, but he'd hug you to his side & let you know everything would be okay - "come on y/n. we can go home and do whatever you want instead. i'll even order us pizza, okay?"

TAEHYUNG:

- would know something's wrong when you disappeared to the bathroom during a date & didn't return for awhile - luckily it was a single bathroom, so he'd be able to come in once he left the dinner table to come find you. knocking on the bathroom door, he'd ask if everything was okay. - "what do i do? this is so embarrassing." you'd whine, staring at your bloodied pants in the mirror - taehyung would be so sweet and just offer up his own clothes to cover it "here, just wear my sweatshirt." his clothes are baggy on you, so this would easily cover your stained pants. - if you'd started tearing up from the embarrassment of it all, he'd engulf you in a big hug, while tying his sweatshirt around your waist himself - "don't cry, it's okay y/n. we can go home and cuddle, okay? there's nothing to be upset over."

JIMIN:

- he wouldn't be there bc he'd be out & about - probably helping jin with grocery shopping - but you'd wake up lying on top of your own blood (unfortunately we've all been there) - at this moment you'd mentally curse jimin for having white bed sheets - you'd then panic, getting up immediately & throwing them into the washing machine - jimin would come home to you crying while retrieving the sheets from the wash because they had stained - he'd drop everything & hug you right away, thinking something bad had happened - "what happened, y/n? are you hurt? what's wrong?" - when you showed him his sheets & apologized over & over he'd get mad at you for crying over something like that. i can imagine him literally laughing at that point and being like: "really? you worried me for nothing." - but he'd understand your hormones are out of control at this time, so he'd just hug you & promise he wasn't upset. "stop crying sunshine. things like this happen and that's okay." - he'd make sure you were all cleaned up and taken care of by spoiling you with hugs and kisses and all the goodies he got from the store. of course you were his main priority :)

NAMJOON:

- would hardly care that you bled onto his bed - "don't worry, y/n. we have a washing machine for a reason." - you'd still be embarrassed & ashamed. "i'm sorry. i'll wash it; i know it's gross." - he'd get ready to fight you the second you said that - would go on a rant about how it's normal & not something you can necessarily control - he'd instruct you to go clean yourself up while he threw the sheets into the washing machine - when you came back he'd have a heating pad, your favorite snacks & his arms open for you, ready to cuddle. would later run you a nice warm bath and sit on the side, massaging away the tenderness from your hormonal body. - would be the sweetest, most understanding person in your life                           - i want this where can i buy someone like this </3

HOSEOK:

- would scream - ngl he'd probably think you were murdered or something LMAO JK - his panicked (girlish) scream would wake you up - upon noticing the blood was coming from your pants, you'd have a heart attack - 'i'm so sorry hobi. just let me clean myself up and i'll wash everything.' - he'd realize he overreacted pretty quickly lmao - would feel so bad omg - when you left to go clean up he'd gather the sheets and throw them into the wash, then come back to his room to get you a cozy pair of  his sweatpants and t-shirt and bring them to the bathroom. "jagiya, i brought you something to change into." - he'd also make tea for you & grab snacks + pain medicine - since he knows you can get hungry & wants to make sure you won't be bothered with cramps - would make you forget about it by making you laugh for the rest of the day. he'd still feel guilty for upsetting you over his reaction, so i could see him pampering you for the rest of the day. im talking; not letting you do anything on your own, rubbing your sore back, feeding you, endless kisses, etc.

YOONGI:

- you'd be hanging out with him and the boys - when one of them pointed out you were bleeding onto your pants. "um... y/n are you okay...?" - you'd be so embarrassed when all the boys turned to look at you, their eyes widening at the blood that had gathered at the crotch of your light gray sweatpants without you noticing. - i would cry tbh                                                                                                       - yoongi would give you space when you ran to the bathroom to clean up, maturely lecturing the boys on their reactions. there wasn't any malice behind it; they'd just be surprised. but i know i'd take it the wrong way for sure. when you came out you'd just go hide in yoongi's bedroom in complete shame, and he'd just come and hug you & promise no one was judging you                              -”it's normal y/n. the boys were just surprised because they care about you and your wellbeing."                                                                                                       - yoongi would feel bad so he'd give you his sweatpants & his sweatshirt to wear - the boys would feel bad too so they'd apologize and try to cheer you up    - but yoongi would let you cuddle up to him no matter what he was doing & feed you whatever you wanted for the rest of the day since you were still obviously upset. not even over the boys lmao periods just suck in general                            - in the end, those goofballs knew how to make it up to you

SEOKJIN:

- it was the morning still and you had rolled away from him in your sleep, which woke him up to see the patch of blood seeping out from under you - would gently wake you and let you know you needed to go clean up - "wake up, babe. why don't you go to the bathroom and i'll clean this up?" - while you were gone he'd throw the dirtied sheets into the washing machine and put new ones on - he'd be so calm and collected as expected - "come here angel, it's okay" - would hug you and kiss your forehead when you got upset. we all know how frustrating and upsetting it is to bleed through in your sleep :( - "sit down and i'll make us breakfast, okay?" - after eating breakfast together he'd rub your tummy until the cramps went away - & hum to you until you fell back asleep - he knew the whole thing had upset you, so he'd spent the rest of the day pampering you & taking care of you - i need a jin, where can i buy one of him too :(

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[swearronchanel]

9.01

Ok it took forever to find a working link here we go

1965..

- Omg the ceiling falling on her during labor gtfo

- “Where do we begin? What marks the start of any new adventure?” Tell me, Mature Jenny

- I’m so emo ugh a year ago today (well tomorrow) I moved to London for the semester 😭 I miss it so much..

- THE BEACH BOYS😍 hell yea the tunes

- I WISH THEY ALL COULD BE CALIFORNIA GIRLLLLLSSSS

- Love Trixie’s robe, I need one

- Here’s her damn electric shaver 😂

- RIP Churchill, except not really bc you know racist, eugenist, etc😂

- You tell em Patrick! He sucks

- The turners now have a cohort of children and now rabbits lmaoo

- Tim’s been sent to boarding school, see ya never bro

- ANGELA SPOKE ?! HOLD THE FREAKING PHONE ITS ONLY BEEN HER WHOLE SILENT LIFE ON THE SHOW SJSJSJS IM SHOOK

- WAR HORSE

- skip that funeral Phyllis

- Terry wants to look after his mom how pure

- I want his camera ugh, wait till I get a vintage film camera

- Ok not to ruin the mood but Nonnatus was demolished once before, this is repetitive (I know the 60s brought demolitions but still lol)

- 7 months in squalor 😭 so sad ugh

- Phyllis to the rescue with some polite fighting words

- The cucumbers on the eyes 😂😂 I love them

- Here comes the tights competition lmaoo

- GORGEOUS GAMS, my new blog name

- Cyril gazes at them? 😂😂 who is looking at ankles? I’m weak

- I love her modesty it’s sweet lol, and I love Trixie who is modest in other ways😂

- Phyllis and sister hilda dancing and holding hands is pure AF

- I really like her, I want sister hilda’s backstory! but sister Francis tho - eh lmao I’m not sold yet

- Fred and his first wife’s picture omg let me rip my heart out, I’m glad he’s got violet now 😭

- But the little moment is realistic, we should see Patrick mention Marianne

- sorry Churchill I’m not mourning

- Trixie’s houndstooth coat is a look

- “Your values which I respect” I love her 😂

- Lucille doing the cross, felt

- Terry and his mom in the flat !! my heart

- Love my nurses showing off their legs even if this is a filler storyline *cough Trixie deserves better 1965*

- I love that Phyllis took the photos, we love a supportive mother figure

- The baby in the trash can I can’t 😭😭 it’s not just a thing of past and it’s heartbreaking

- I love Fred ok, he’s just a pure older white man. There are few

- I forgot Sgt Wolfe existed oops

- Like primrose hill ugh my heart I miss London

- Mother Mildred back on her bullshit and I love it

- She’s annoying in the best way 😂

- Sister Mj 😭 if she passes this series IM OUT THIS B! I can not handle *insert Lucille Bluth from Arrested Development saying I won’t hear it and I won’t respond to it*

- Is this Valerie’s bitch ass cousin LMAO ??

- Val pls go see your grandma, I cant stress this enough pls all of you go visit your grandmas if possible, life is too damn short and I know it too well

- Terry is the cutest child omg love him

- “Will he look like me?” Just rip my heart out would you ??

- So is this lady the mother?

- I’m calling it

- HOW DO YOU SPELL LACTATING LMFOAOAOAOA

- sgt Wolfe out here on his law and order detective shit

- What’s up with Terry?  he better not die or I’m fighting

- If something happens to this poor kid I’m going to be personally offended

- “It’s not convenient right now” me at anything, everyday of my life

- Lucille is so cute even when she’s trying not to panic

- Phyllis to the rescue, again

- I love babies but this show just makes me not ever want children LMAO

- If I have to get up on my knees to push out a baby, just slice me open

- Idk why but i wish they would’ve wrote Phyllis telling someone she gave a baby away that she obviously had out of wedlock. Don’t ask why I just feel like it could’ve worked?

- Omg the diphtheria in his mouth🤢vaccinate your damn kids !!!!

- “Everything is supposed to be moving forward” FELT THIS SHELAGH! the world seems to take 2 steps forward and 15 back..

- also loving her new hair tho

- “I haven’t got all day” mood af, Stan Phyllis Crane

- “We’ll be whichever of those you need most” Mother Mildred knows what to say

- I’m glad Trixie is there tho

- Miss Higgins is lowkey underrated, she’s only been a gem lately

- “There’s nothing worse than feeling unfresh” true af Trix, I would’ve never survived without indoor plumbing or soap or anything

- Shawty delivered her own baby?!! She’s BRAVE brave

- DID THE PRIEST KNOCK HER Up?? IM CALLING GOD

- “MOTHER Mildred” put some respect on her name

- I smell shadiness in this church

- SOMEONE HAVING A MENTAL ILLNESS DOES NOT MEAN A PERSON IS BROKEN !!

- Mother Mildred PLS throw some hands for the sake of the Lord almighty

- “Smells of his chemistry set And clearisil” ahh yes what all the cool kids smell like these days you know 😂😂 rip Tim, not gone just moved away till who knows when

- ANIMATED GIBLETS LMAOAOA NOW THTS MY NEW BLOG NAME

- I love shelagh when she says random ass shit 😂 reminds me of her sister Bernadette days

- But Where’s sister Julienne in all this??

- “And I would feel more at ease if i remained” TELL EM MILDRED

- Not too sound so gen y or whatever us late 90s babies are but this priest is only giving me ~bad vibes~

- The Reggie pic😭 I love it

- Fred adding the newspaper clip to his memory box I can’t take it

- Violet my blue eyeshadow queen, I love it (I’m wearing it again in 2020, it was a look that one time)

- “Family meant no space” 😭 I just want terry to get better and reunite with his momma and new sibling

- Omg Brenda 😭 where is your ex? I will wring his neck out

- Trixie😭😭 the childhood traumas tonight whew,..

- It makes me so sad ugh

- Sister Hilda has a velvety accent if that makes sense lmaoo

- “Do you know who the father is? FATHER” MOTHER MILDRED DRAG HIM! YOU KNOW IT AS I DO

- Omg this little girls arm! help her

- Trixie’s two piece little set is so mid 60s and cute

- “I was running away from something that was hard and it was too easy” felt that Val

- But I’m so glad she’s gonna go see her gran

- TERRY IS OK GOD BLESS 😭

- “Pass the tea cakes to this end” LMAO I guess I am Mother Mildred

- Sister Julienne is like probably like thank God Mildred is finally leaving 😂

- They won runner up! 😂😂

- FISHNETS LMAO I love it

- Aww sister Frances made a blanket, pure

- SLAP HIM WITH THE CANE MILDRED

- it’s her pimp cane😂 I love it when you call me big mommaaaa

- I KNEW HE WAS THE FATHER!!! I AM PERSONALLY CALLING THE LORD TO SMITE HIM

- Violet framed Betty’s photo wow bye let me ducking cry my eyes out

- I love the buckles <3

- So what’s the next move with the demolition??

- “The past is never lost to us, we carry it with us...”

- THEY GAVE TERRY TIM’S BLAZER WOW MY HEART !!!!!

- “...the way we embrace it has the power to change everything” 😭😭

- Aww the Turner babies and rabbit babies

- Ok that was a good episode 😭

[footballffbarbiex]

Snowed In At The Airport.

Part of the seasonal masterlist These will be any length and about several players.

Words: 1583 Player: Rafinha Alcantara. Request: No, though the prompt given at the time was “i have a suggestion for your seasonal drabbles, maybe one where the player gets stuck in the airport bc of the snow! and he cant make to christmas dinner and like have to facetime etc... this is not a requests, its just an idea i thought u could use, sorry if im being too much haha “

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She’d checked the weather forecast for the past few days and as Christmas grew closer she began to panic. Heavy snow was given out and so far, nothing was giving up. Usually she wouldn’t care. She’d be tucked up on the sofa under lots of blankets, a hot drink in her hand and Rafinha by her side as they watched Christmas movies but today she did. It was Christmas Eve and at the minute, her boyfriend was two hours away by plane with no way of getting here. It was 10am and while there was still a chance she’d be spending it alone, she was hoping for the best.

It’s an hour and half later when her phone rings, his face flashing up as his call ID and she grins while she swipes to answer it. “Hi baby!” he says cheerfully. “Hey there handsome. How’re you this morning?” “Eh, I’d be better if I’d woken up next to you but what can I do?” He tries to make a joke of it but instead she hears the sadness in his voice. “I wish you had too. So much for only being away for five days huh?” she tries to keep her voice upbeat, not wanting the conversation to be ruined already. “Hey now, don’t be sad. I’ll be there soon.” “They’re back up and running?” Her stomach flutters and excitement rears its head. 

“Well no, not yet.” Excitement quickly deflates, “but I’m sure it can’t be much longer. How’s the weather at your end?” “Non-stop snow. I don’t think you’ll be able to land here even if you were able to take off there.” She replies glumly. “What did I tell you before? No sad faces if I can’t be there to make you feel better.” “What if the sad face is because you can’t be here to make me feel better?” “Even more reason. I love you. I’m working on everything and anything I can to make sure you’re not spending tonight alone never mind tomorrow too.” “Don’t rush.” She says quickly, “I want you home but I’d rather you arrive safely,” “You know me,” Rafinha shrugs, “I like to live life crazily. Parachuting out of planes, boxing with ‘roos and drinking with the Irish.” He reels off several things and while he hasn’t done them, it doesn’t fail to put a smile on her face. “See there we go. There’s the smile I fell in love with. I’ll do what I can and I promise you I’ll do it safely.” The light changes as he walks to the hotel room window. He flips the camera and she can see the airport from where he is, the land is completely blanketed in snow. She can see staff rushing about on the runways trying to clear the snow but it settles as quickly as they’re removing it. “I’d love to be watching this snowfall with you.” “I’ve been thinking that this morning. Our tradition will be cancelled now.” “I could facetime you again later? We could be tucked up in bed with a hot drink and watch the same movie?” He flips the camera back to him. “It’s not the same.” She sighs. “I’m putting such a downer on this. I’m sorry Rafa.” He shakes his head, “no need to say sorry. I feel the same. I wish I could kiss you right now.” Her eyes drop to his lips and she feels the same urge. “I’ve missed kissing you.” She agrees, “and hugging you and other things.” “I’ve missed those other things too.” He runs his tongue over his bottom lip and she knows his mind is wandering to the same place hers is. “I can’t. I can’t do this. I’m stopping this conversation right now.” Rafinha rubs a hand over his face and laughs. “I can’t get myself more frustrated than I already am. The next time I’m saying the words I just wanted to, it’s when your beneath me and naked.” “I look forward to it.” “You should.”

They try to keep the conversation light for another few minutes before ending the call. It wasn’t the same as having him there but she was grateful for the chance to be able to see him and hear that he was working on something. With each passing hour, the snow continued to fall and her hope that he would be home slipped away. She focused on cleaning the house from top to bottom, she’d thrown some ingredients into the slow cooker and set it off earlier that morning and the house while the smell of scented candles was certainly filling the rooms, they couldn’t hide the smell of the hearty evening meal that was already making her mouth water. She finished wrapping the few presents that she had left and had a bottle of wine that she planned to open for when she got in the bath and decided to spend the evening losing herself in something other than the misery of being home alone. She had a book she wanted to finish and this was the perfect opportunity to do so.

Dinner was finished with some left over for whenever she fancied it next, the bubbles were high, the water was hot and the wine was cold. She slips into the water, careful not to let it overflow and lifts one leg out, dangling it over the edge of the bath at her knee while she takes her reading tablet in one hand and holds the glass with the other. Several tealight candles are lit around the bath and she’s adjusted the light to a low setting to create a better atmosphere. It wasn’t that she was unable to relax like this when Rafinha was home, but it was just that she’d rather take these types of moments when he wasn’t. She preferred showers to baths any day but tonight its what she needs. The confirmation text of There’s no way in or out tonight. I’m going to try again first thing in the morning. I’m so sorry. I feel guilty for leaving when I did. I miss you, I love you and I can’t wait to see you tomorrow x She hadn’t realized the water had cooled so rapidly, that her glass was almost empty and that she had two chapters left when the doorbell rang, making her jump and causing water to splosh over the side of the bath. She pauses, wondering whether it was worth getting out or just ignoring it when it sounds again. She puts the tablet down next to the glass and climbs out, grabbing a towel from the heated rack and sighs when the doorbell rings again. “Alright, alright. I’m coming.” She cusses afterwards, almost slipping on the flooring as she tries to hurry to the impatient visitor. She unlocks the door and yanks open the door, ready to confront the person with an unimpressed tone when she sees there’s no one there. “You’re shitting me.” She steps out by a step or two, the cold air causing her skin to prickle instantly and pull the towel around her further as she tries to look around to see anyone there but the driveway is empty.

Frowning, she backtracks, closes and locks the door and begins to head back upstairs when she hears something. A door handle rattling and being tried towards through the kitchen. She knows the door is locked, she hasn’t even been through that one today but the doors are always kept locked once she’s inside. Watching one too many horror films has installed that into her yet she can’t help but freeze at the noise. There it is again, it wasn’t her imagination. This was really happening. The handle being turned to no avail and the sound of footsteps outside was clear as day. Her heart hammers against her chest as fear begins to creep into her as she carefully makes her way to the kitchen doorway. Blinds cover the windows, preventing her from seeing out but she watches as a soft click can be hear and the handle tries again, this time, pushing the door open. She wants to call out, tell them she’s not alone but no sound will come out as she watches someone step into the house in a hoodie and dark jeans. Pushing away from the door way, she’s three steps into the corridor when she hears “Baby?” The words stop her movements. Rafinha’s voice fills her ears and she dashes back, slamming into his chest as he comes through the doorway at the same time. “How did yo-” “I told you I’d find a way. It was almost a four drive but I’d do it all again.” He holds her close to his chest, presses his nose to her hair and breathes deeply. “There’s no way I could leave you here alone. I tried the front door but you didn’t answer and I know you don’t leave a key in the backdoor.” “You scared the shit out of me.” “I figured when you made a run for it.” He chuckles. “Sorry for scaring you.” “You should be.” She says, though she’s not even bothered anymore and doesn’t care that her heart is still pounding at a ridiculous rate. “We have traditions to uphold, hot drinks to drink and films to watch. I haven’t let you down since and I didn’t plan to do it tonight. And speaking of promises, since you’re already naked…”

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[terryblycute]

2020

overall this year was bad. bad, just like any other, how its always been, so nothing special. im writing this because my memory is getting worse and worse, and im sick of not remembering

corona lowkey annoying cuz i couldnt visit my friends on new years eve, but other than that everythings the same. on a positive note i didnt have to work as much either, and on a negative note i didnt get as much money. but thats alright.

((rude, unempathetic rant incoming. i know what im about to say is stupid but its my feelings and i want to talk about it regardless. if anyones reading, skip this)) what HAS been bothering me the most about corona is all the „2020 bad“ memes and people legitimately complaining about it. cuz like... nothing has changed. every year is horrible. it always has been. every year innocent people die, and nobody can do anything about it. of course i feel horrible for the people who lost their income/housing or family members because of it, and they have all the rights to complain... but lets be honest. none of the people i talk to were affected in any way by it. and the majority of people i hear talking about it havent lost their family/friends or homes to it either. its just a mild inconvenience to them, not being able to party without being arrested or seeing their friends or some shit. boo hoo, im alone all the time and never see any of my friends either and at this point im completely love & touch starvated regardless of corona. get over it

so... corona things out of the way, ive started thinking about my mental illnesses & trauma... A LOT. ive never thought about it all that much, because critical thinking is not something im able to do, usually. ive been reading lots of comix of people talking about/depicting mental illness, so i guess that kind of inspired and changed something in me, if i like it or not.

well, it turns out there is a shitton to unpack. i mean, ive always known there is so much wrong with me... but i was never really aware, if that makes sense. im still in the dark about most things, but its all coming together, little by little. i dont want to put my finger on anything, because im dumb, but at this point im 100% sure autism/aspergers isnt the only thing i got. far from it, in fact.

ive also learned that a lot of things in my life have left me with genuine, significant trauma, which ive never really realized before. i just thought the way i react to some things is cuz im, yknow... a whiny bitch. to name a few things:

me getting defensive/snappy when people of „authority“ (family, caretakers, doctors) ask me if im tired, how late i went to bed etc bc it is indirectly tied to why i was forced into psychiatry & the abuse i had to suffer there

fight or flight response activating when people talk about being in support of outdoor cats (i dont even want to fucking elaborate. tl;dr: my cat was almost killed by outdoor cat people and would be dead now if i hadnt gotten my shit together and worked hard on getting my own apartment, where he is safe. ive recieved no support & only been demonized during this time). this is a genuine fucking trigger

my rocky relationship with my mother and my thoughts about her, who is a genuinely good person, but managed to fuck me over, rip my entire ass apart and ruin my life regardless. also her lowkey restrictive/controlling upbringing stunting me for life

my huge, life-impairing abandonment issues. i dont even know where they come from, all i ever experienced were regular breakups & rejections with no hard feelings that just hit me especially hard for no reason i guess

how i cannot bear to be alone in a discord voice channel waiting for people to join & my stunted ability to talk to people when im alone with them (i got actively excluded by my best friends for being suicidal & a downer, they created a discord voice channel i couldnt see & didnt have access to for them to be without me, all while i was waiting all day long alone in our regular channel for someone to join me, in the same server)

relatedly, my inability to talk about my problems & mental illnesses with them. is also related to the cat incident

also my inability to show affection ever since my best friend stopped telling me „i love ya“

nothing else i can think of rn

i also realized that something is fundamentally, objectively wrong with me. i cant really talk about it... but the actions of one of my friends made it clear to me. it was proof that, somehow, im imbued with the horrifying essence of some eldritch lovecraftian horror being, repulsing everyone without them even realizing, unable of being loved. and its just... this knowledge, its too heavy to bear, for a single human being. i dont know what to do. i will have to live with this for the rest of my life - and i cant do anything about it.

ive also reconnected with an old friend over animal crossing, who introduced me to some other old friends (they were more like aquaintances back then, really), and in one of them ive found a friend for life, pretty much. but theyre all great, really.... i seriously appreciate that. they took my mind off my other best friend, whos been kind of ignoring my needs, resulting in me having panic attacks every day.

also, im making more of an effort to talk to & reply to the people i care about, cuz i have this friend who would chat me up every now and then, without me ever messaging him, just for me to ignore him for a couple hours cuz im too tired/busy/whatever... so at one point i was like „wait, what am i doing? hes one of the few friends who actually makes an effort, and i really care about this bitch!!“, so i went ahead and got my shit together, as best as i can at least (depressions still a bitch but im trying)

one last thing i wanna talk about... my view on life. this is gonna be huge, i think. big trigger warning for suicide stuff & other negative shit

im suicidal. always have been. thats not a secret, everyone who knows how to read between the lines (i cant, but most people do) can see that. sometimes you dont even have to, cuz im telling you outright. i usually dont talk about this openly though, not to my friends at least, cuz people only put up with suicidals for so long, and i cant afford to lose anyone else... ahem. anyways, something changed in the way i see suicide. when i was younger, i wanted to die because the pain i had to bear was just too great. there was no hope. and its still true - the pain is unbearable. i am in pain every waking moment. i have been for almost 11 years now. there is no joy, there is no happiness, there is only distraction.

however, thats not the reason i wanna die anymore. i think think that if i put in effort, i think i could be... not in pain, all the time anymore. but, heres the thing: i dont want to. im too tired, im too broken. i dont want to change, and i dont want anyone else to change. now i just want to die, for the sake of it. because i love death, with all of my heart. i think death is the best thing that could happen, to anyone. i 100% believe death is the only thing that will save you, ever. i am not exaggerating when i say „i love death“. and to live, without having the means to safely & efficiently kill myself... its destroying me. i get panic attacks every week thinking about it. what if someone else leaves me? im not gonna take it anymore, i refuse to. i refuse to keep suffering, but to end my suffering once and for all i have to die. i really, truly hate living... it just really isnt for me. and thats okay, im fine with it, im fine with dying - its what i want, its my choice, its my destiny - and i love this destiny. i wouldnt want it any other way - to kill myself, or be killed, thats how i want to go. i just need someone to help me. idk where im going with this, so lets move onto my next point:

my worldview. so.. im not sure when this all started. was it 2020? or 2019? maybe it started to dawn on me even earlier, i dont really know, but its been really intense in 2020. the way i view the world & life has changed drastically (or rather, formed, ive never really thought about it that much before). my mom has made it clear to me that you could be a genuinely good, loving person... and still fuck up your kid for life. and this is why i came to the conclusion that good parents, who dont fuck up their children irreversibly... they dont exist. the moment youre born into this world, youre doomed. there is no one who doesnt suffer, there is no one who doesnt want to die - and if they tell you they dont, they either just dont know yet or are in denial. if there is ANY chance of someone growing up to suffer just like i do - it is not worth it. irresponsible, even - to bring a kid into this world. and, the way the world is, and continues to be, there will never be the chance for someone to never suffer like me. which is why i dont think children should be born into this world, ever. and it fucks with me - it fucks with me so bad.

...happy mew year, everynyan

[disableddisaster]

All of them again

1. have you ever been in love?

idk i guess!!

2. what are your favourite colours and why?

yellow because its bright and cheerful and pink bc its FUN!

3. who was the last person you held hands with?

big secret cant tell shh

4. what is your zodiac sign?

libra!!!!!

5. how many times have you read your favourite book?

ive read all the hp books like 7 times and ive read twilight a fuck ton of times too idk

6. what are your favourite films?

twilight........... princess bride.. tfa.. idk

7. what kind of weather do you like?

cloudy but warm!!!

8. do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

sunrise! 

9. what kind of weather represents who you are as a person?

cloudy but warm.....!

10. what’s your favourite animal?

i LOVE cats and goats and sheep and giraffes

11. what is your favourite song right now?

smth from alt js new album or halseys new album or paramores new album idk man so much new music!!!!!!!!

12. what is your favourite song of all time?

i dont have one......... my interests change every 5 seconds...... who do u think i am.

13. do you like sunny days or rainy days better?

rainy.....

14. have you ever been heartbroken?

i mean like yeah i guess

15. what does the perfect kiss feel like?

this is weird...... uhhh? its gay?

16. what is your favourite poem?

u think im cultured enough to read poems. ur funny

17. who are you most inspired by?

my mom......... i lov her

18. are you spiritual?

i guess so!!!

19. what is your favourite plant?

i really love lilac trees theyre blooming rn and smell so lovely!

20. what is your favourite feeling?

u kno when ur anxiety disorder leaves u for like 5 seconds and u feel at peace. ya

21. what is your favourite word?

Shy bc its my name and i like how it sounds

22. are you an artist?

i wish i had talent sfgadghgh

23. what is your favourite flower?

LILACS!!!!!!!! the purple ones in particular

24. are you happy?

i think so :-)

25. what are you thinking about right now?

going to the fair later and eating more mini doughnuts

26. what emotion do you feel most often?

stress lol

27. what is your favourite season?

spring i think

28. are you in a relationship?

nope

29. are you an introvert or extrovert?

extrovert i think!

30. do you prefer the moon or the stars?

stars are soooo pretty :’)

31. what is your favourite scent?

it used to be freshly baked bread but working in a bakery ruined that lol. probably the smell of rain or the smell of summer

32. where do you feel most at home?

idk! not here thats for sure

33. what scares you the most?

BEETLES

34. do you believe in soulmates?

idk?? not really tbh

35. what is your favourite thing about yourself?

i rly just dont know !!!!!!!!!!!

36. what is the nicest compliment you’ve received?

someone told me once that im a very sunny person and that made me happy

37. who is your favourite music artist?

ill give u a list: alt j, panic, halsey, paramore, lykke li, uhhhh........

38. what was your first kiss like?

i think it was good and nice but it rly shouldnt have happened when it did

39. are you a sensitive person?

oh boy,,,,,,,,, yea

40. when was the last time you cried?

a while ago ! prozac dries up my tear ducts i swear

41. do you believe that love can last forever?

yeah!!!!!!!

42. what do you think happens to us when we die?

i really dont know!!!

43. have you ever broken someone’s heart?

i mean i cant say for sure but probably

44. what do you think about when you can’t fall asleep at night?

everything that has ever made me anxious in my entire life

45. do you believe in aliens?

they just make sense think abt how big the world is!!

46. what is the nicest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

one time i was trying to buy a 2 dollar water and my card got declined and the cashier bought it for me liek if u crie d

47. do you find it hard to trust?

thats rly complicated tbh. i think so

48. are you secretive?

gfsdfg NO

49. what colour are your eyes?

blue!

50. do you have a nickname?

shy!!!!

[saeranoppa]

im not really sure if this is scenario of headcanons (i came back to tumblr for fan art and stuff about mysme not that long ago so im kinda behind on this, sorry >o

Okay sooo… I’d if I’ll be any good at this so I hope they’re okay. This won’t be sectioned like it usually is. (OMG I JUST HAD A DEJA VU. OMG IT’S NOT STOPPING AHHASFLKJAS) Btw, I’ll add just a tiny bit of jealousy from MC because why not.

It all started when Seven sent a screenshot of his lockscreen to prove to everyone that he had 150+ notifications only from the messenger.

But what everyone noticed instead was the beautiful girl in the background. 

She had flowing red hair and was quite endowed.

Yoosung said: Ooooooh, who is she?

Zen said: Seven… it can’t be… is that your… is that your girlfriend!?

Everything was chaos after that.

Jumin started saying that he thought it would be an astonishing thing because not everyone understood Seven’s nature.

Jaehee just stared at the young woman and was just… wow. 

Zen was already sending Seven a private message begging asking him to give her the girl’s number.

Seven was staring at his phone, a stupid grin on his face. He was trying so hard not to break the news to them. 

Jumin said: I don’t get what’s so special about this particular female?

Zen said: Trust fund, are you blind? 

Jumin said: No, I am not. I had an appointment to the optometrist about two weeks ago and he said everything was in top condition. That said, I believe I am far from blind. So please refrain yourself from assuming such things.

Zen said: Ugh, you just manage to suck the fun out of everything. Anyways. The girl’s beautiful! 

Jaehee said: I don’t think it’s okay to say those things about Seven’s girlfriend.

Zen said: But he hasn’t confirmed it yet.

Yoosung said: Why else would he have the picture of a girl as his lockscreen then!? 

Yoosung said: Ahhhh, I wish I had a girlfriend T^T 

Jumin said: Elizabeth the 3rd’s my lockscreen and she most certainly isn’t my girlfriend.

Zen said: Don’t agree with me, Trust Fund Kid!!!

Jaehee said: What do you think of this, MC?

Seven was just chuckling while reading the conversation until you were brought up. That’s when he realized that throughout this entire time, you hadn’t said a single word.

He checked again to see if you were active and, in fact, you were.

MC’s typing…

Why was the red hair getting so nervous?

MC said: Ah, haha, yeah… 

Zen said: Oh, MC! Oh no. You saw my true nature! 

Jumin said: It’s not that hard to see.

Zen said: Shut up, idiot!

Jaehee said: Now, now, let’s calm down everyone ^^’

Jaehee said: MC, do you think that’s Seven’s girlfriend? That answer was pretty vague, haha ^^’

Jaehee wasn’t particularly interested in knowing if that was or wasn’t Seven’s partner or not, she was just tired of the endless bickering between Zen and Jumin. 

MC said: Oh, uh.. Haha, I don’t really think it’s any of our business, guys. The girl’s extremely pretty and all, and I’m happy if Seven’s happy with her.

You were being honest. As long as Seven was happy so were you. It didn’t mean that it didn’t hurt.

Yoosung said: Oh, MC, you’re so kind and thoughtful! i wish i had someone like you.

Jumin said: It was a nice thing to say, MC. I expected nothing less. 

Zen said: Ahhh, why even bother with someone else when there’s a beautiful princess right here chatting with me! ^3^

Jumin said: She’s not chatting with you.

Jaehee said: Oh! That’s a very nice thing for you to say, MC.

Zen said: Again ruining the fun, jerk.

At that precise moment Seven was typing the big reveal.

But then…

MC said: Hey, guys, I think I’m going to sleep. Sweet dreams, everyone!

MC has left the chatroom.

All that happened a few milliseconds before Seven hit send.

Seven said: Lolololol, that’s not my girlfriend. That extremely pretty individual’s nothing more but tHE DEFENDER OF JUSTICE 7 0 7!!!!  ! ! !! lolololol

But then you were gone. He wasn’t stupid. He knew why you left so suddenly. He had been calling you a lot recently, he knew he shouldn’t be, that he should keep his distance.

He just couldn’t help it.

Zen has left the chatroom.

Yoosung has left the chatroom.

And surprisingly,

Jaehee has left the chatroom.

Jumin said: Well, if I do say so myself, the dress does suit you. Everyone’s extremely rude, unlike MC, they didn’t even say goodbye. Anyways, I should be heading to bed now. Goodnight, Luciel. 

Jumin has left the chatroom.

I honestly think that Jaehee, Zen, and Yoosung were equally shocked.

Zen and Yoosung would trying to erase that thing from their minds while Jaehee felt extremely betrayed (she wasn’t mad tho lol).

Maybe Yoosung would have a bit of trouble trying to erase it. maybe. But that would be his secret lol

Seven couldn’t help but chuckle at his friends’ reactions. But was still thrown off by yours. You usually just followed along or figured it out before anyone else did.

He called you.

“Oh, hi, Seven.”

“Hey! You just missed the biggest and most wonderful revelation of the entire universe!”

“Oh, did I? Haha, I didn’t know. Sorry. I’m really tired right now, Seven. Would it be okay if I called you tomorrow?”

w h a t. You usually wanted to keep talking, one time you even asked him to stay for a bit longer.

Was it that you were… jealous? He couldn’t help but grin at the thought.

“Oh, but MC, aren’t you just d y i n g to know?”

“Seven, I don’t think it’s appropriate for you to stay up talking to someone who isn’t your partner. I’m going to bed, have a good ni-”

“That was me!”

You were completely silent. Not even your breathing could be heard and that only made the poor man panic.

He checked the CCTV footage only to find you running a hand down along your hair with your head thrown back. You looked relieved.

“So…” he continued, “Am I ‘extremely pretty’?”

yOU WERE BLUSHING AND HARD.

“I… You.. So you don’t have girlfriend?”

“Nope. I told you I’m already married to the world of binary numbers.”

You could hear the grin on his face.

“I’m glad.”

Ngl, Seven’s heart was beating loud and frantically. 

“Awwww, MC. Were you jealous!?”

“Maybe.”

That shut him up for a change.

When you got no response you decided to end the call.

“Oh, and you make a beautiful girl. Goodnight, defender of justice.“

And the line went dead.

And so did his brain.

Zen’s sitting on his couch reevaluating his life.

Yoosung’s slapping both of his cheeks at the same time.

Jaehee STILL FEELS BETRAYED.

Jumin doesn’t care lol. He’s sleeping soundly in his bed.

a/n: first, pls don’t get offended if jaehee feels betrayed, i don’t meant for it to be taken in a rude way. like, she feels betrayed bcs that was seven and well she feels no attraction towards him whatsoever. so yeah. at least that’s how i picture it. and two, i’m sorry this took so long.

[advice4smartgirls]

(NSFW warning) i lost my virginity last night and im super scared because i was drunk and he was significantly less drunk than me and i feel like i was taken advantage of but the biggest thing about all of it is the fact that yesterday was the first day i had forgotten to take my birth control in months and before we started i told him to put on a condom but the thing is that i never actually saw him put it on and when he came he wasnt inside of me but i felt ~~~(1/2)

~~~(2/2) warm liquid between my legs and it was all over everything down there but like i said he wasnt inside of me and i dont really believe that he actually put on the condom and im terrified that some of it may have gotten up in me and i know i sound really dumb but my life would be wrecked if i was pregnant because i hide the fact that i drink from my mom and the icing on the cake is the fact that im 16 and hes almost 20 im just shaking because what if im pregnant i dont know what to do

To start with the most concrete concern, most birth control provides about a 24 hour buffer period if you forget to take it. The effectiveness remains as high during that period as it would be if you’d taken the pill. And while it is theoretically possible for semen to enter the body even if it was originally ejaculated on the vulva, it’s much more difficult. So, the combo of your BC buffer period and the challenge for semen to enter a vagina from the outside means that your chances of pregnancy are very very low. Panicking over “what ifs” won’t change anything, so try to let it go as much as possible. 

I’d agree that it sounds like you were taken advantage of, since a sober-ish 19 year old has a ton more power than a drunk 16 year old with no sexual experience. However, that doesn’t mean that any guilt rests on you. You are in no way to blame for the way things worked out. You don’t sound dumb at all for being scared and upset, since being uncertain and hurt IS scary and upsetting, particularly when it comes to sexuality. Try to practice as much self care as possible over the next few days. Eat foods that make you feel happy, take hot showers, cry, allow yourself some venting to people you trust, stretch as much as possible, and listen to music. If it all gets overwhelming, stop what you’re doing, breathe in for ten seconds and breathe out for ten seconds and repeat. It’ll let you reset a bit instead of descending into panic. You’re going to be okay. Even the absolute worst case scenario in this situation will not ruin your life (yes, I mean it. There are so many resources and people who care and want to support you). Sending good vibes, love. 

-Audrey

[ts-nightingaleislands]

Episode #1- “I AM ONE OF THE TWO OLD LADIES OF THIS SEASON AND I’M ONLY 29!!”- Gwen

Here is what I wanna say before the game even starts: I want to be the villain of this season. I wanna piss people off, stab people in the back, and do whatever I can to ruin other people's games. In all honesty, I don't really care about winning or not, as long as I have fun while doing it. The goal is to be like Russel Hantz or Tyson. I picked Tommy as my icon for the irony, because everyone else will associate me with his kindness before I stab them in the back. 

I'm looking forward to this game! So glad it's with a bunch of newbies, I was worried it'd end up being a half and half deal and that's the format I've been completely fucked over by in the past, so fingers crossed without jinxing myself I can thrive here! I'll do a proper cast assessment of my tribe in the morning when I've spoken to more people and gotten a better feel for them, but I already love Gwen and she's definitely somebody I can see myself working with. I need to rewatch the introductions as well since there's so many videos.. obviously missed the memo about that myself oops! 

feeling really good on day one so far. the tribe seem great and im already keeping my eye out for a few i wanna work with . we wil just see what happens after the immunity challenge .

I don’t even know yet. Kinda hard to judge who is friends with who. i’m supposed to ge your tawni for my idol thing but that’s not gonna happen bc she’s the only one i KNOW

Sweet fishsticks on ice, what a night! I talked to everyone on the tribe and they are awesome! My goal is to use today to try and get to know everyone more and make them comfortable. I'd say ai definitely do vibe with a few people, namely Gwen, AnnMarie, Rizo, and Liam but I like to keep my options like the oceans- open

Something funny took place! I talked to Gwen who said she wanted to work with essentially me, Rizo, AnnMarie, Sara, and Liam. No more than 2-3 minutes after, Rizo messages me with more sorta the same proposal. Dont get me wrong I am for this, but I will say it was pretty telling to me of the ones I may have to keep my eyes on!

Marooning Night: Everything’s looking solid so far. Tribe seems to be shaping up nicely and I’m making some good connections with people. Hopefully we can be competitive in challenges. I’ve connected with AnnMarie through band, Sara through zwooper, Rizo through sports, and Tim right off the bat through not mowing what we were doing :)  I haven’t gotten the chance to talk to Kyle yet, but from his video I gleaned that we are both big husker fans and that we were both at the Nebraska Iowa game, so there should be a good connection there. There is one thing that makes me a little nervous though. I looked through the cast reveal and I am the youngest person on the cast. I know that’s doomed the game of some survivor players, and I’m not sure how much that will affect this game. I guess we’ll have to wait and see.

Well I love everyone. So friendly! I have a lot in common with everyone and it's so exciting. I enjoyed meeting everyone, but the game part of the game came quickly behind. It seems that a group is developing with me, rizo, liam, chris, and gwen. I'm glad that Ive already been pulled into a group, it makes me feel comfortable. But I have to be careful. It is only the first round. I'm worried about my inactivity and that affecting challenges. I gotta wakeup at 5 am for school, so going to bed at midnight may not be the best. Hopefully no one notices.

Morning Day 1: What the hell. You’ve got to be kidding me. This sucks. Why does this have to be the twist in my first season. We have to get THREE players voted out of the game before we can get an idol, and then if we keep playing them right we can get up to three straight. We got our target list, and of course, I got AnnMarie, Tim and Sara. Three of the people I’ve connected with the most and wanted to work with. And now, in order to have a chance at the first idol(s), all three of them have to be voted out. I don’t think I’m going to try for that idol very hard, at least not until we get new target lists, cause I want to work with those people.

Right now I could see three possibilities for first boot. Cheatham and Zach haven't been that active, and then Will just makes me feel so uncomfortable that I sort of want to vote him out right now. But not in a "hey lets throw the challenge to vote him out" way bc he won't be playing so it might be unfair based solely on that. Austin is cool but a little inactive so far, he seems decidedly average. Tawny hasn't spoken to me yet :( but still she spoke a lot in our call so if I were to target her based off that it could only end poorly. Noah is cool, I get the feeling he is going to overplay tremendously, so maybe I'd like to have him as my number one. Amy and Dylan are great as well, and I would also love to work with them if I can. Ideal alliance so far would be me, Amy, Austin, Dylan, Noah so far. But only if I'm not the guy who organizes it singlehandedly

What’s on my right now is that I am very comfortable with where I am in the game, I have already made connections with a few people and I am very confident I will be staying in this game for a while. To talk about this twist let me quote Debbie and say “AND IM PISSED” I can’t even do this twist because I’m working with somebody on my list and I don’t want them gone.

What’s on my mind is that The Cock Destroyer alliance will hopefully run the tribe, my main objective is to not get the weak people gone first since I wanna drag them alone like a sack of meet so one of my main targets for now is Dylan because I’m gonna be honest I don’t trust the guy and he gotta go, PERIOD!

Noah/Amy/Dylan/Zach/me alliance sounds fun lets do it Will/Austin/Tawni all have decent connections just not with me Cheatham is looking like a first boot candidate rn bc no one's mentioning him as someone they like, so hopefully I'll be ok for at least one tribal if we lose the challenge

Holy guacamole, I went from feeling like we were Hopeless in Seattle to being D2 the Mighty Ducks. Being able to find the right door first is a huge relief but I have to gio my hat off to my entire tribe because we make a great team and Gwen rocked this!

So it's been less than 24 hours and I've spoken to everyone. Right now, I just want to get everyone to like me because that will make them want to work with me. My targets are Will, Dylan and Cheatham. Right now, I just want to isolate them, or form a majority alliance without them, because that will make my game much easier.

Uh oh. Since I have high school I wasn't able to be active all day for this (kinda confusing) challenge. I'm really hoping that this isn't going to put too big of a target on my back. My target right now is Dylan. He's one of my targets, and I'm pretty sure I'm one of his, judging by the fact that he never responded to me when I said I wanted to work with him.

Alliance time! I just made an alliance with everyone except the 3 on my target list. This is exactly how I planned. I think I redeemed myself after not really doing much in the challenge, and I'm already playing harder than the others. The fact that I created the alliance will make the people in it feel good too because now they will think I really trust them. Anyway, if all goes to plan we can eliminate one of my three targets (Cheatham, Will, Dylan) and slowly get each of them out until I get my idol.

So the alliance is me, Will, Vincent, Amy, Austin and Tawni. I got Amy to give one of the other three as a name so I didn't have to seem too vocal, and she said Cheatham which makes me home that he is gone first. But unless plans change, I'll have 1/3 targets gone, leaving Will and Dylan as my next 2 to go. I'm sorry, but this is just lining up way too easily for me.

I am so happy we won! Man talk about comeback! I think this is going to help push stuff in the right directions for sure! Rizo and I may have a pair going on but we're talking about creating a 4some (me, him, Gwen, and Sara) and maybe that can lead to a majority chat with the others. I do know I want to keep my options open without forgetting the opportunities that will soon be closed

I’m a little pissed off, so my plan was to get rid of Dylan but my so called alliance memebers are like DONT VOTEEEE DYLANNNWNWNWN, because Zach decided to think he was being clever by trying to make an alliance which excluded me but little does his tiny brain know that his ass is grass and he’s going to be waddling out of tribal. Noah said why do I wanna make big moves round 1 and simply I just wanted Dylan out because I have a big feeling he’s untrustworthy PERIOD.

I feel like as it’s the first round I’ll do a little mini tribe assessment. cheatham - only one I know coming into this so obviously gonna stick with him. Noah - he’s more cracked than the love child of JJ and Keaton Dylan - seems like cool people. I enjoy a fellow Texan Vincent - who? Amy - sweet gal Will - I enjoy the accent Austin - I also enjoy the accent. I feel at home. Hate the name. It’s my ex’s name. Both of them Back to Noah - also hate the name. Name of a fuck boy from earlier this year. Zach - WHO!? Apparently cause I was like who am I forgetting. Apparently Zach. Ok but wtf is up with the “Solid Six” tf??? Making an alliance out of panic maybe? Also....cheatham thinking calling Noah sane makes it true or something??? Like honestly wtf is even going on. Like what is this fucking twist? What what that challenge and WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE MAKING THINGS DIFFICULT ON THE FIRST VOTE JUST GET THE PERSON WHO DIDNT CONTRIBUTE TO THE CHALLENGE (so I’ve been told. Let’s be real here I still don’t understand it and I just consented my life and first born away) AND MOVE THE FUCK ON AND WIN THE NEXT ONE PLEASE BECAUSE THEY ARE A BUNCH OF PARANOID FREAKS! Hi I’m tawni and welcome to stonerverse. I’m sorry I wrote that but I’m keeping it in here.

ok so we lost despite my best efforts >:( (i like writing cfs bc skype won't turn my emojis ugly here, the fact that I can read them more easily post-season is merely a bonus) The consensus is to vote out Zach, because he is easily the least active. He was the last person to really show up, still barely talked to anyone (aside from me apparently), and didn't contribute to the challenge at all. Now, I firmly believe that out of everyone in the game, Zach trusts me the most. So in a way, it would be beneficial to keep him. However, doing that would unfortunately sever my ties with other potential allies who are more likely to be useful to me, such as Noah or Austin. I did briefly try to campaign for Will leaving, and I am very sure that I could pull off a 5-4 blindside with Zach, Dylan, Noah, and maybe Amy, but that would be quite messy. Austin and Cheatham are set on the Zach train, and I have 0 relationship with Tawni, so going for those votes is unrealistic. And to be honest, the whole thing doesn't necessarily paint me in the best light, and it puts me in the spotlight I want to avoid right now. Amy - she's a good ally so far and i like talking to her, and it doesn't even seem like she's that active which doesn't make her as dangerous as some of the other players on this tribe. definitely someone worth raising hell to save. Austin - he's cool, we're together, he's active, but he's impossible to read. i cant tell if hes going to be a major flop or a major threat, this guy is going to be fun to play with, and i am 95% sure that if i'm voted out, he'll have had something to do with it. Cheatham - he's certainly an interesting character. he is quite active, which will serve him well, but i'm not feeling as if he's going to be a top contender. Dylan - he's one of my favourite people to talk to, but i've heard several people mentioning him as someone they like, so I'll need to make sure that I don't under-estimate him. Noah - I said a few hours in (in my thread) that Noah would be an amazing ally, and so far it's looking like he's my number one. I haven't lied to him at all (even by omission), and I hope we can keep this up right until I take him out at the final 5 >:) (lmao i'm not merging why should i be planning my endgame) Tawni - declaring right now she is the most dangerous player on my tribe. would be a great vote if will/zach weren't on my tribe and if she wasn't so well-connected otherwise. Will - he isn't talking to me anymore, out of everyone in the tribe he would help my game the least. also, we'd had a bit of a weird conversation earlier which I really didn't like so idk if I'd be ok working with him. Zach - voted out, no one can have an idol so i won't be 1-0'd

um, my tribe is really cool. I like everyone, hopefully we win more

Who knew these ORGs could be so fun? Probably everyone reading this. But seriously, I am having a blast so far. Ok, so a few things before I get to my thoughts on my tribemates: 1. Before reading on, be aware that anything I say should be taken with a grain of salt. I apologize for my dry sense of humor and my ego in advance. 2. I AM ONE OF THE TWO OLD LADIES OF THIS SEASON AND I’M ONLY 29!! 3. You should know that I am very competitive. And I like to be in control. It is going to be really hard for me to take my foot off the gas pedal sometimes! I cannot tell you how difficult it was to leave my tribe for an hour and a half this morning for a meeting for work and have them continue the immunity challenge without me. I put together a spreadsheet and updated it as we took our turns. I was also the one to dictate our moves most of the time. The hosts were very particular about the format of our moves, down to the spaces and punctuation. I did not want anyone to send an incorrect response without me checking it first. But when I had to go into a work meeting, I had to let it go. They were successful without me (after my extensive and thorough coaching of course). They appear to be capable human beings (insert laughing emoji here). 4. One thing that I am not telling the rest of the castaways is the exact nature of my job. Luckily, my official job title is “Case Manager,” so I can get away with seeming way less awesome than I actually am. They know that I work with kids with autism. But what I am leaving out is that I supervise ABA (Applied Behavior Analysis) programs. I am planning to sit for my board certification exam next year. (Fingers crossed!!) I develop and monitor behavior intervention programs, as well as train staff and caregivers in how to implement the principles of ABA. Yes, my job involves analyzing and modifying the behavior of kids with autism, but behavior is behavior regardless of about whom you are talking. The basic principles of behavior still apply…defining, predicting, and ultimately modifying the behavior of others through manipulation of environmental variables that either reinforce or punish specific behaviors. I could go into more, but I won’t now. Maybe in some future confessional I will give some specific examples. Look at me applying my work to my “personal life” 5. I am in one “official” alliance, meaning we have a separate group chat – it is called the Sunt Pack. It consists of Rizo, Sara, and me. We are all Sam Hunt fans, hence the “Sunt Pack.” The following points are about my fellow tribemates. I’m glad I waited until today to share my opinions, because they have definitely changed since we competed in the immunity challenge! 6. AnnMarie – Very sweet high school girl. I am in an unofficial alliance with her and Sara that Sara doesn’t know about yet called “CP” – Clarinet Pride. (EDIT – she knows about it now because I just made a group chat) AnnMarie currently plays clarinet in her school band and Sara and I played clarinet when we were in school. My only concern about AnnMarie is that she can’t have her phone on her during the school day. We were able to work around it in the challenge today, but I don’t know how this will affect future challenges; however, it might be beneficial later on when the game is individual. For now, I am trying to be a “mother” type figure to her…giving her advice about after graduating high school. I feel that we have bonded over this. 7. Chris – Awesome guy! He is in the unofficial majority alliance (that I hope is the only majority alliance haha) with AnnMarie, Liam, Sara, and Rizo. We’ve had some cool chats. I think we would get along well in real life. 8. Liam – The Dom to my Colin. Very cool chap. Wicked conversation – had a very riveting discussion about how accounting and philosophy majors are so similar. Clearly. But seriously. In the unofficial majority alliance. 9. Sara – my fellow OLD LADY. We have a lot in common because we are about the same age, and we graduated high school the same year. We also both like country music. Seemed kind of quiet when we did a group audio/video chat. SARA IS ON MY LIST OF PEOPLE TO GET OUT. As much as I love a fellow Grandma, I will figure out how to get her out of the game, if not by my hands directly. In the unofficial majority alliance. 10. Kyle – He was the last person that I talked to. I definitely had the wrong impression of him before our audio/video chat during the challenge. Seems like a pretty chill dude. Plus he has lots of adorable pets. But, HE IS ALSO ON MY LIST OF PEOPLE TO GET OUT! He seems pretty savy, so might not be the worst move near the end of the pre-merge. 11. Steven – Not much to say – haven’t talked to him very much in individual chat. Seems nice enough. I need to get to know him better, but HE IS ALSO ON MY LIST. So, whatevs. (In all seriousness though, I’m sure he is lovely and I would love to get to know him!!!!) 12. Rizo – My brother from another mother! Puns puns puns across the board! Dad jokes FTW. Need I say more? I need to make this gentleman my ride or die. And then slay him in the finals. Then be BFFs after. In the unofficial majority alliance. 13. Tim – He was another one that I think I was wrong about. I make one incorrect Harry Potter reference, trying to be all smart…BUT I think we bonded over the challenge. In the audio/video chat, we nerded out over our Survivor fandom and strategy for the challenge. So I may have been wrong about him. 14. Okay, this is long. Is that normal? I have no idea. I’m new to this. I am SO THANKFUL to now be a part of this community. I cannot tell you how refreshing it is to be able to make a reference to a past season and have other people actually know what I am talking about. That’s all for now! 

Coming into this game I honestly expected to know a few people..or have at least seen them around but I didn't (with the exception of Tawni but I don't know her well). I love that. When you start fresh, nobody can judge you based off previous experience. Observing and picking up things about strangers is literally one of the most fun aspects of games to me. I got the best vibes at the very beginning from Rizo/Gwen/Liam and also Tim...but could tell right from the get go that Gwen is a THREAT! Women's intuition. The comp just confirmed it further. I pray to the Survivor gods that others aren't blinded and realize this! I could tell before any alliance was even made that she was close with Chris too and probably closer with Rizo then I am. Being in 3 different alliances with her is inch resting. She's playing hard and to win! But anywayyyyys..had we lost, I figured Steven might be an easy first boot because he was just rather quiet and kept to himself...but then he SHOWED UP at the end of that comp and finally started initiating Convo with me and not the other way around. So when we lose..whos an easy vote? Idk. Pretty sure the answer is nobody! And then there's Kyle.... I didn't really give him a second thought until we went on group call and then played in the comp. He's just so chill and laid back and those are the people I like working with. I don't like pushy players and I don't like sheep and he's neither of those so I'm hoping that we can stick together for a long while. He's also fun to hassle so. Yeah um...this confessional is getting really long so I'll stop ranting for a while...though I have plenty to say. *Giggle*

so zach thinks he has a solid six alliance but....that's not gonna happen sweetie. he is such a easy target and one of the three on my list so ya gotta go. :)

Zach LITERally went to everyone in the house day 1 and asked to work with them after 2 words to eachother. Since i wasn’t buying it, we made an alliance called Solid Six 😳🤢 and he wants me out. Newsflash bitch, i made and alliance and everyone wants HIM out. The Sanes Ones about to win the season. I knew Tawni before this. Noah is a little crackhead-y but I think he is loyal to me. Dylan is such a sweetheart and i love him. And Amy... well... she plays pokemon?ANYWAYS, can’t wait for my first survivor tribal EVER

Going into tribal tonight I have no worries at all, I’m sitting comfortable in The Cock Destroyers alliance and we will be running the game until a tribe swap or until we merge. To the elimination tonight I don’t really want Zach to go since in my eyes he’s Gypsy Rose aka helpless in this game. Something else I’ve noticed there is a lot of gay guys on this tribe and I have one thing to say Only One Faggot Will Win and that me 😘

We are about to head in to tribal and honestly, there hasn't been much gameplay going on. I am voting for Cheatham because he is one of my three targets, and he hasn't spoken a single word to me about working with me. Of course there is a chance that I am just oblivious to everyone else and that I am going home, but I really hope that's not the case.

8 votes Zach, 1 vote Cheatham.