#this toontown stuff is not that serious

[st4rstudent]

I really like the fact that it seems that Brian has a fondness for the number 4

[spamtoon]

(Out of nowhere, you are approached by a familiar lightbulb-headed Cog.)

Ah, it's you, cat. Thinking you're oh-so-slick. Muttering and whispering under those raggedy whiskers of yours... Thinking I am unable to hear it all...

Well, you've simply underestimated my fantastic hearing. You probably want to know the reason why I'm here, taking a 'break' from my incredibly important scientific breakthroughs? It's quite simple, really!

(She gets close, and squints her eyes.)

I know what you are.

Farewell, now!

(She then leaves the way she came from.)

(Spam giggles immensely, covering her face... it always seems like she's giggling, isn't she? This lasts... at least thirty seconds. Longer than usual.)

And I know what I am too, Sparky! You broke through something, that's for sure. Really, broke through...

(She looks down, continuing to laugh nervously.)

You know, I find it odd you Havent tried to bulb blast me into the stratosphere by now. I mean knowing how you acted with Frostbite. Is there something peculiar about me that you perhaps can't quite track? Something about me that you... don't know what I am?

I know, I know, I'm talking to nobody again. But you were there when I had a moment today with the one the only Frostbite The Bravecog. You may be remaining. Lurking in the shadows. Knowing about these thoughts that I'm thinking.

(The giggling resumes, lasting far shorter this time.)

Your brother's a piece of fucking barp, by the way

(She braces for impact for a few seconds, wincing while smiling, before comically looking around to realize nobody's there. She sighs.)

Wow, okay maybe toony superhero show logic doesn't apply in this situation. Cool.

WAIT I JUST FUCKING REALIZED WHAT SHE MEANT but like. Dude if she meant that then what's the point I mean the whole ahh sellbot department barping knows unless you're Really low on the ladder. Heheh... maybe she did mean what I thought she meant.

Oh i'm so fucking screwed. What kind of bitch gets filament fever

[toonsurvival]

I was Inspired by Pibby and the MLP Infection AU Trend, so I wanted to make my own version of it as well but Toontown Theme.

I'm gonna call this AU....

Toontown: Currupt Infect

And I'll draw the Characters later when I have time but here's some Details.

Description

The Cogs and Toons we're doing their usual Daily Tasks, Cogs try to take over Buildings and do things that are not Toony for the Toons.

The Toons fighting for their Homes 🏡 and Protecting their Family Members while being Silly as always.

But one day, Flippy made an emergency announcement, and Warned the Toons and Cogs to have a Temporary Truce and needed to Work together right know.

They we're Both surprised, what got Flippy so Serious and Scared for the Toons and Cogs Safety?

Why do they need to grab as many resources as much as Possible and evacuate to "The Brrrgh" for the Toons and Cogs to move in?

[What they didn't know that Flippy is from the Future and went back in time with their Memories and Stuff including their own Experiences, Couch Z and Professor Pete is the only 2 that came with him.]

Some of the Toons took his Warning Seriously while the Cogs are a little skeptical but some of them follow suit.

The ones who didn't take it seriously will regret later, and the ones who did will be safe and relieved. But both Sides will be Horrified once the Infected finally appear.

And suddenly realized why Flippy was Warning ⚠️ them Multiple Times... this thing... was something they could never forget...

This Infect... Killed so many Cogs and Toons in a very Brutal way.

Couch Z trains people how to Protect themselves and Avoid getting Infected while Professor Pete teaches about them and make Blue Prints 🖨 of a Flying Magical Ship 🚢

The Brrrgh had been a Safe Zone for both Party's, even though there are some outpost in other Playground and Streets. It's still very Dangerous living outside of Brrrgh.

Over time people Agree to change the name of Brrrgh to "SAFE ZONE" so it will be easier for people to Recognize the Symbol and Logo of the Bored once they are trying to Retreat or found Survivors to bring back to the Base.

Here's some examples of Characters that Survived the Infection or Died, and what they are Currently Currently Doing.

The one who Survived

Bellringer - Helps Spread Information and News

Prethinker - Learning and Studying about the Infected Monsters Behavior and working with a Team of Scientists to find a Cure.

Multislacker - Has Cameras 📷 every on every Street and Playground and has a Team to help him Get Information and fix any Broken Cameras. Helps Bellringer with more Information and Savings Toons and Cogs since they also put random Speakers around the Places they can see.

Pacesetter - Helps with Rescue Tasks and Deliverying Mail, and sometimes Protroll the Area to find Survivals running away from the Infected Monsters.

Duck Shuffler - Really Good at Avoiding Attacks and not getting Infected while Saving Toons and Cogs and Brutally trys to Fight of the Monsters or Distract them.

Treekiller - Makes Sharp Weapons and Build Stuff out of Wood 🪵 work in a Team of Lumberjacks and Smiths.

Plutocrat - He turn his Pizza Restaurant 🍕 into a Tavern, were he sells all kinds of Consumable Goods and Beverages, it also helps Keeps Toons and Cogs morality up and desperate times.

Satellite Investors - Helps with Rebuilding Stuff including Projects.

Mouthpiece - Keeps an Eye of the Young Children and Runs a Knitting Club to make new Clothing and Plushies with other people.

Rainmaker - Sometimes help Mouthpiece with Babysitting but she mostly helps with Rescue Tasks as well but most of the time Helps in a Distance use their Weather Abilities to Fight Off the Monsters and slowly taking over other Streets and Playground with Cold Snowy 🌨 Weathers to make another Safe Zone.

Judy - She has no Idea how she manage to Survive but is very Greatful that she did, and she get to see her BFF again 💗 Mouthpiece! She works alongside her and keeps an eye on the kids as well. But she also helps Organize Schedules and Task for Toons and Cogs and Strict with People to be carful.

Litigator - He is Greatful that he and his Friends survived but is sad that Chief Legal Officer died Protecting them while they we're Running to the Safe Zone. Helps Judy so they won't overwork themselves and his friends joined in as well since there's so many Toons and Cogs that does Tasks for people.

Stenographer - THANK GOODNESS! She is good with ORGANIZING! Including being good at dealing with Stubborn 😣 People.

Case Manager - He Helps Labels Stuff so Toons and Cogs won't get Confuse and it will cause less accidents from happening.

Scapegoat - He still sometimes help people by Covering For Others but he also Works at a Cafeteria to make sure Toons and Cogs will have a Staple Diet, plus he discovered that he likes Cooking and wants to Learn more.

Derrick Man - He Does Delivery Stuff including Transferring goods into the Safe Zone, he sometimes does Health Check Ups for the Cogs when they come back from a Task, Has a Healthier and better Relationship with Rain. And slowly started to Understand Toon Culture while Toons slowly started to Understand Cog Culture as well.

Firestarter - In Charge of Keeping the Camp Warm with Unlimited Fire 🔥 of different Sizes for Toons and Cogs can use including handing out Heating Pads whenever they are going out to do Tasks in the Snow. Sometimes help Pacesetter with Tasks and gets someone else to Cover for him.

Featherbedder - He has a Side Job working at a Children's Library and sometimes read Bed Time Stories at the Safe Zone for Toons and Cogs, while at Night Shifts he does Tasks that need skilled people to be very Quit and Soundless, he's Perfect for that type of Job since the Infected Monsters will most likely not Detect him as long their carful.

Major Player - Makes a Entertainment Zone for Toons and Cogs to go to have Fun, it also helps give people a Temporary Distractions of the Harsh Reality they are in. They can watch Movies 🎬 Play Bored Games 🎮 Listen to Music 🎶 Dance 🕺 etc.

Chainsaw Consultant - Does the same thing like Major Player but instead of a Loud Entertainment Place, he works at a Quite Entertainment Zone we're Toons and Cogs who likes peace and Quite can go to. They got Books, Quite Bored Games, Realizing Music, A place to lay down under a nice Breezy Shade, freezing Fishes, etc.

Land Acquisition Architect - He works along side Multislacker and Bellringer when he's Guarding the Entrance from Monsters and Patrolling places that are too Dangerous for untrained people.

Deep Diver - Has a Deep Conversations with the Scientists and Prethinker on how the Monsters have different Weaknesses and Strengths, but her mane Job is working at a Fish Hotel we're people drop off their pet Fish's.

Gatekeeper - She literally Guards the entrance from Infected Monsters and help Survivals to Run to the Safe Zone, she has Key Workers of Toons and Cogs with Tasks she's unable to do since she's busy Guarding all the Entrance or doing something else.

Jennifer - After that Awful incident of The Chairman getting Brutally killed to Death telling them to Run to the Safe Zone while Bobby screamed in Fear and Cried in Thomas Saggs arms. Well... instead of being Lazy at her Job, she became really serious at her New Secretary Job, Fearing that the Infected Monster will try to get in the Safe Zone. Luckily Cogs and Toons who are associate with her made sure that she does take Breaks and reminds her to take care of herself.

Chief Operating Officer - While he was Running to the Safe Zone in Fear while Carrying Bubby JR in his Arms, he never forget his Brother Screams with his other Coworkers panicking beside him... it took a while for him to be able to be Active for Bubby and his other Coworkers who we're worried for him. But after recovery for a while a Toon offer him a Job at the very good Polite Department we're other Cogs and Toons Work at, and he became a Manager as well, he's also glad that Bubby found friends in his age Group.

Bobby JR - He's Scared... and they missed their Dad... He's very scared of those monsters... Luckily there's a lot of Activities in the Safe Zone for Children to not be bored and he made friends as well including a Bear Toon.

Public Relations Representative - Well... he's still very Unstable, but slowly recovering and getting help from both Toons and Cogs. And he gets to see his old Friends again, Pacesetter is surprised that he is Faster Runner than him, kinda had a weird friendship because of that while Derrick is glad to see he didn't get Corrupted by the Infected Monsters, and others who new him.

The one who Died

Chief Legal Officer - She has no regrets of helping her Coworkers escape from those Monsters but is terrified of becoming one of them while slowly loosing themselves...

Redd 'Heir' Wing - It took some time for him to get along with Toons and the Idea 💡 of working with them but after getting saved from a Certain Toon... he's more cooperation and friendly.

Jason -

Chief Executive Officer -

Director of Land Acquisition -

The one who became the Infected Monsters

Witch Hunter -

Count Erclaim -

Derrick Hand -

Director of Land Development -

The Chairman -

Survival Rate of Each Cogs and Toons

Higher Chance of Survival

Horse

Bear

Fox

Bat

Turkey

Cold Caller

Short Change

Big Fish

Medium Chance of Survival

Cat

Deer

Armadillo

Kangaroo

Mingler

Spin Doctor

Shyster

Legal Eagle

Flunky

Micromanager

Average Chance of Survival

Pets: Basically Doodles, Fishes, Jungle Spider, Bats, etc. Most Pets will be Average Change of Survival but they can go Higher or Lower depending on their Skills and Traits and who is their Owner or they a Wild Animal.

Dog

Duck

Monkey

Pig

Raccoon

Two-Face

Number Cruncher

Double Talker

Back Stabber

Connoisseur

OK Chance of Survival

Mouse

Rabbit

Kiwi

Koala

Telemarketer

Mover & Shaker

Factory Foreman

Loan Shark

Needlenose

Conveyancer

Advocate

Big Cheese

Magnate

Low Chance of Survival

Name Dropper

Glad Hander

Mr. Hollywood

Penny Pincher

Robber Baron

Ambulance Chaser

Middleman

Oh Damb! Hard chance of Survival

Tightwad

Bean Counter

Money Bags

Pencil Pusher

Yesman

Swindler

Toxic Manager

Magnate

Completely Doomed Unless your in Safe Zone before the Outbreak Happened or you Survived because someone Help you or gotten Lucky.

Bottom Feeder

Bloodsucker

Pettifogger

Barrister

Big Wig

Downsizer

Head Hunter

Corporate Raider

Con Artist

Head Honcho

Since you can't have a Funeral for every single Person that Died, Flippy turned the Kudos Bored into a Community Touch Screen.

Were there's a List of People who Survived or Died and Regular News on Stuff what's Happening.

[plantify]

incoherent tangent about stuff I try to do when drawing Toontown stuff:

I try to draw Toon related things and Cog related things slightly differently, to sort of further outline their differences.

Even if they're both drawn in the same art style, I try to make the style at least slightly different for the two factions. (I haven't drawn many Toon related things so maybe this isn't very well seen, but you get what I mean)

I try to draw Cogs in a slightly more detailed manner, while I try to draw Toons in a bit more simplistic and cartoony manner. (I've only drawn one Toon recently, so this is the best example I have)

The Toon is a bit flat and I put less detail into their hands. Speaking of hands, I like drawing Cogs with 5 fingers and Toons with 4.

Yes I know Cogs have 4 fingers in-game but its just a style thing. You know, give them a more serious (and maybe even "alien" vibe? At least from the perspective of Toons.) also ties in to how cartoons often only give characters 4 fingers for ease of animating. I guess this also ties into my headcanons on different animation styles being a thing in the Toontown world, and Suits BY TECHNICALITY being a type of "Toon" (if you want to use that term to describe an animated character, anyways.)

Anyways this slight art style difference I HOPE applies to how I draw Toon and Cog environments/buildings as well. You can be the judge of that, looking at these two pieces I made.

Anyways, I hope this tangent was coherent enough to be understood. Ig I just wanted to yap about my style choices for this game for babies, even if it ends up being to an audience of nobody

[candybeandoodle]

- Dr. Carl Thadoktor, the Sawbones -

…Well, this post is very overdue. Esteemed Toontown community, I’d like you to meet my OC! He’s been kicking around in my brain and in some chats with pals, but I’m finally getting him out-and-about on the blogs!

Carl is just one of a whole fleet of Cog OCs I’ve been fiddling with in my fleeting spare time to sate my deep Toontown hyperfixation, between the endless essay barrage that is college. I’m pretty slow at creating content, and I’ve never done the regular blogging thing before, but we’ll see what happens!

Carl is a major boss fight of this fake Corporate Clash “update” that I center a good deal of my Cogs around, stay tuned for more of that! He is a doctor/repairs-person for Suits (since I imagine those professions are essentially one-and-the-same in this universe) and he’s generally good natured, despite his scary looks and serious demeanor.

He’s equipped with an X-Ray machine in his eyes, which helps him with his work, but does have the unfortunate side effect of looking quite frightening. In some rare cases, Carl approves of folks being frightened of him (usually if he dislikes a person in particular).

Expect to maybe see more of Carl, his backstory and plotline, and more Toontown stuff in the future! If you have any questions, don’t be afraid to ask! Thanks for your time!

[cathalbravecog]

what do you think both societies would be like if toons and cogs finally make peace with each other and got along? (like with inklings and octolings from splatoon)

ohh!! interesting!! to be honest though, i know nothing about splatoon - but i can still work with this!

thing is, as the game is right now, peace really can't be made because it removes the main conflict that makes toontown, well, toontown - without it there's no gameplay. but imagining an au and a future where cogs and toons get along is interesting!

with my past headcanons i spoke of, i think it'd apply mostly to just toons from toontown and cogs inc or suitopia in general. i'll keep it as just toons of toontown and suitopia in general to keep things a bit easier to speak of since i did state i imagine suitopia as the one place where cogs are while toons are all over the place in different 'toontowns'.

in the case of ttcc (of course), i think it'd have to come with the defeat (or change of heart) for robert. probably not possible for the latter. cogs didn't know much about toons and stayed in their own place until robert and thomas started their company and basically invaded toontown.

i am not sure how that could happen - but i imagine if toons and cogs unite, perhaps they had to go against a third, bigger threat who's after them both. not all toons would agree to make peace with cogs, and not all cogs would be exactly thrilled to have to be friendly with toons -

but in the end it is better for the both of them. the cogs would have retract their invasions, polluting and taken over buildings. however, they don't have to worry about having to be repaired or have pies thrown at them due to a toon attack. that certainly saves some money - even if there's no in-come from all the other things cogs inc does.

cogs inc would probably disband completely, or turn into something else under new leadership because i highly doubt robert would agree with any of this. possibly thomas, since he's getting friendlier with the toons. (but then again, he still does regular cog stuff and doesn't stop anyone - just pointing out he isn't perfect and good himself either.)

but i imagine they could make a profit for having a place for cogs to travel to and relax in and have toontown as a tourist area. i am sure many cogs are curious about the toons and we know how tourists are. despite this being very controversial especially in relation how real life tourist attraction hot spots are (high living costs for natives living there, driving them away from their own homes), i can see this totally happening for toontown. not only that but the cogs and toons could even work together! but yeah it's to drive the point that the cogs are still cogs, they wanna make a profit. even if they're nice with the toons now

especially if they have a bigger threat now which could drive them to work together - because if everything's at peace there's just little to no story to tell.

i can see the cogs helping toons produce more gags to fight with - and perhaps helping with whatever goofy tech they may be building.

i feel like the toons and cogs would be on good terms but have conflict in a silly way - with the temperament of a lot of cogs they're still very serious and just want to get their work done - and not deal with a toon being silly and loud and annoying. still some looney tunes conflict, but in a more light-hearted, well meaning way. like, the war's over.

many toons would take time to adjust, and many would disagree with this. i can see this kind of like HTTYD, when the vikings first began befriending the dragons and inviting them into berk. they had to think of adjustments and how to live together to suit both sides.

on the other hand some cogs wouldn't be fans of this either - but in their case they can just quit, honestly. go somewhere else, find a different job. but that's okay because they're not being like sent to fight the toons now or anything. the cogs that are neutral or even happy about this would stay though.

like it'd take a looong time to adjust yknow? ive mostly been rambling about how they're FIRST getting used to each other without even knowing HOW and WHY it occurred in the first place. it'd need them to put their differences aside and see something they both want to fight for, or some other thing they share. issue is cogs and toons have MANY differences - they are supposed to be polar opposites in general if we don't think about individuals.

but again toontown is a cartoon and i think some big friendship unity COULD happen even if its less realistic. but yeah the first changes that cogs inc would have to be is to stop polluting shit and find different ways to make the company work. i'd say just turning the company place into a living area works since i already headcanon that cogs inc offers that, its basically its own smaller country for cogs outside of suitopia.

in the faaaaaaaaaaar future, things could be far different. it's just second nature that cogs and toons have peace now. perhaps the cogs learn to live simpler, more fun-filled lives. perhaps what the toons could do for the cogs is just go Fuck Capitalism and there's some reforming for suitopia? who knows! hard to imagine for the cogs who are all based on this. a hard question to answer 'coz it's like asking how to fix OUR real life society, LMFAO.

the cogs can learn that, despite them being robots made for work - there's more to life than that, they don't need to live according to their past like that. we don't even know where the cogs come from, but obviously someone had to have built them (even if i imagine cogs as part cartoon magic since they ARE alive they aren't 'JUST' robots)

the toons (of toontown) at least don't have to live in fear of the cogs invading anymore and they're possibly doing well from the new attention from the cogs AND other toons around the world. the toons can relax now, too, and focus on whatever fun hijinks they wanna get up to instead of strategizing and fighting off mean cogs. instead they can just, yknow, be chillin with them!

my brain's a bit scrambled now, i promise i had better comprehensive thoughts last night when i first read this ask so i'm sorta just blurting things out. hope y'all get what i mean!

i don't think it'd be impossible, with how many toons wanna be friends with the cogs (or lovers) (hell even family) with the cogs. but it'd be a hard feat to achieve considering how cogs are. But since many cogs just follow orders it'd need to be a change in how things are lead. (but some cogs would be more easier convinced, we already have some toon friendly/neutral cogs after all)

if i just think about this more and flesh out some of my tooniverse suitopia headcanons more, i think i'd have more comprehensive less repetetive and all over the place thoughts. but still, this is a fun thing to think about, and i'm sure it's something a lot of us cog fans would like to see in-game even just a little bit though it goes agains the whole point of the game. (but it's still in there! just within the realms of how the game works i suppose. looking at misty especially, she's the one who actively wants to befriend toons. then there's neutral cogs like cathal who doesn't even wanna fight. or chip. can't say much i haven't finished his fight yet. or hell, even high roller - they're neutral to cogs and toons - bringing them together on the show. then there's dave dave is something else okay)

but YEAH These are some long ass closing thoughts so lemme end this here since it's LONG. i just wanna explain myself my adhd is showing. TOODLES! i love your guys' asks, please do keep them coming!!

[yeehawbvby]

Falling Away With You | Ch. 14

Sebastian x F! Reader and M. Rasmodius x F!Reader

Rating: Mature/Explicit

Chapter Summary: Y/N does some serious thinking while drunk uwu

Author’s Note: n/a

Table of Contents + Work Summary

Check it out on ao3! 

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“I’m coming in!” Sam warns us from the other side of the door, before stumbling in.

Seb and I look up from our respective computers to see Sam struggling to hold a pile of bags on top of his cooler, his skateboard under his arm.

“Why didn’t you put things in the cooler?” Sebastian asks.

“The ice is in there.”

“How much ice did you get?!” 

After carefully fumbling the snacks and beers onto the Solarian-designated table, Sam sets the cooler on the ground between Seb and I. He kicks it open and there’s a half-melted bag of ice inside.

A moment of silence.

“How is it already melted?” Seb asks, totally baffled.

“The freezer at Pierre’s is broken, and this bag was the last he had.”

“Wait, there’s plenty of room for the stuff though,” I think aloud. “I still don’t get why you didn’t just toss it in there so make the way back here easier.”

“I didn’t want anything to get wet.” 

Himboism at its finest.

Facepalming, Seb exclaims, “It’s all going to get wet you dipshit, we’re taking it to a fuckin’ pool!”

“Alright, why didn’t one of you just bring these things then?!” Sam pouts, “Considering you’re so willing to critique...”

I groan. “Fair enough.” 

“Oh my god, Is that ToonTown?!” Sam asks, excitedly leaning over my back and caging me in. I look up, and his eyes are bright with excitement.

“Mhm,” I hum proudly, finishing up a cog battle. “I was gonna play MapleStory, but xxRunescapeDaddy420 over there wouldn’t let me.” I glare at Seb.

“I don’t want that Maple Garbage on my PC.”

“Why can’t MapleStory and RuneScape coexist?  Why are you making it a competition?!”

“My PC, my rules.”

“You don’t even use this PC.”

“‘You don’t even use this PC’ shut the fuck up.”

“Make me!”

“No! Nope! Please don’t make her,” Sam rapidly begs. “Not while I’m here.”

“Bro?” I look up at him, wincing. 

“Come on, you know how Sebby is! He was totally gonna make that dirty.” 

We both look at Seb, who’s devilishly chuckling as he works. “He’s not wrong, darling.” 

“Gross,” I fib. I’d actually love to know how he’d shut me up. “You wanna get in here?” I ask Sam, motioning towards the computer.

“Yoba, yes.” I stand up and he eagerly replaces my spot, making a beeline out of Loopy Lane and towards the nearest trolley. 

I slot myself into the space between Sebastian’s back and the wall, wrapping my arms over his shoulders and tippy-toeing to place my head on top of his. He tilts down to kiss my forearm, not once stopping programming.

“Holy shit, you’re cold,” he murmurs. I nod. His basement is always cold, somehow. “Here,” he shimmies me off, then shimmies his hoodie off too. “Put this on.” I gladly toss the fabric over my head, thanking him, and resume my place – practically latched onto him.

I indulge myself in both watching Seb’s long fingers type, and inspecting the keyboard beneath them. I’ve been wondering about his build since the night we had phone sex. It definitely sounds modded, now that I’m hearing it in-person — maybe with foam, but I can’t tell. He uses black pudding keycaps, a coiled cable, and what looks like an aluminum case… He knows his shit. 

My dorky ass is swooning.

I hold off on judging him further via analyzing his case and hardware, and bring my attention back up to the screen. He’s gotten so much done in such little time. I have no idea how this shit works, but I can tell he’s skilled at his craft.

“Can you teach me how to do this stuff sometime?”

“Nerd,” Sam absentmindedly calls out, his gaze still focused on his screen.

“Fuck you,” Seb and I simultaneously quip. Aw, we’re cute. Sam audibly groans. 

Sebastian stops typing and tilts his head up to view me. “You’d really want to learn how to code?”

“Fuck yeah, your job’s so cool. I wanna be cool.”

“Fucking nerd.” He smiles bashfully. He wraps me into a side hug, giving my hip a brief squeeze that makes me all tingly. “Of course I’ll teach you. Not right now, though.”

“Obviously,” I cheekily roll my eyes.

I steal my scrunchie back from Seb’s lap – I guess that’s where it landed when it fell out of his hair, earlier – and toss my hair half-up into a messy bun. 

Next, I put the drinks into the cooler since Sam neglected the poor things. Stealing a package of potato chips from one of the grocery bags, I pull a stool over to the man’s station. For the next few hours, Sam and I take turns destroying kids and fellow nostalgics in the addicting mini-games we grew up with.

__________________

When the three of us arrived at the bathhouse, it was already pretty late. Seb’s last module was a bit rushed, which in turn brought up a few errors that needed fixing. Sam had to be contained. To quell the beast, I sat atop his back as he laid face-down on Seb’s bed. If I hadn’t done that, he would’ve kept bugging Seb to hurry up, only slowing us down further.

There’s a ton of bugs out, so I got eaten alive by mosquitos during the walk. I also don’t have a swimsuit, and am too unwilling to deal with more bites to go home and grab one, so I’m just rocking my shorts and bra for the swim. 

When I emerge from the locker room with my tee and Seb’s hoodie in hand, I dart for the bevs. A hard lemonade sounds perfect after today.

I turn, confused by the lack of a ruckus happening around me, and find that the guys are sitting at the water’s edge just… staring . Sam’s eyes look like they’re gonna bulge out of his skull, that poor boy. Seb, on the other hand, looks as calm as ever as he unabashedly investigates my body. 

“For fuck’s sake. Have you absolute virgins never seen a girl in sportswear before?” I’m laughing, but in reality, all this attention is overwhelming and I don’t like it. 

I hop over the side of the pool, bypassing the steps in order to hide in the water as soon as possible. Once I’m firmly planted against the wall and next to Seb’s dangling legs, I start chugging my drink. 

Simultaneously, they answer me. “Never,” Seb pipes with a wink and a sip, as Sam mumbles, “You’re different, I dunno.”

Seb is still wearing a shirt – a plain white tee. I’m about to question it, but then I remember his scars, and assume Sam probably doesn’t know they’re there. I shouldn’t ask.

“I only have, like, another hour to hang,” Sam sighs as he dips the rest of his body into the water. His fluorescent pink shorts seem to glow from the surface. “Jodi and her damn curfews.”

“I should’ve known she’d be batshit,” I mumble. “First time I met her – the first time! –  she invited me in and ranted about being lonely and hating housework for almost an hour.” 

“Yeesh. Sorry.”

I wave him off, then whisper, zoning out on the opposite side of the room, “At least she’s hot…”

“Dude, what?!” Sam snaps his head towards me in disgust, as I snicker into another sip. 

Sebastian’s cracking up beside me, his free hand weaving through my hair to tug out some spare knots from the bun I had in it earlier. I duck under the surface for a sec, hoping wet hair could be easier to work with than the rat’s nest that was on my head before. “She’s not wrong, dude.”

“Dude!” Sam groans. He starts chugging the beer in his hand as if to wash this conversation away.

“When she brought me inside that day, I thought, ‘Wow. This is how porns usually start,’” I egg on. 

“Oh, you’re still speaking?” Ooo, Sassy Sam! I like it!

“I wonder if Yoba knows one of their worshippers is a MILF.”

“I hate you,” Sam breathes. 

Before he can finish, Seb adds, “I’d hate-fuck her.”

“SO MUCH,” the blonde finishes.

Seb and I are both losing our shit, when we’re hit with a wave of overly-salted and mildly chlorinated water. We deserved that.

The next bit of time is uneventful. Mostly just Sam talking about his plans for their alleged band, while I sleepily and tipsily listen on. Sam wants to name themselves The Pelicans, but Seb thinks it’s too basic. Abby, who apparently will be on drums, likes the name Goblin Destroyer, but Sam and Seb both don’t like that one. I thought it was neat. Seb didn’t have any ideas that fit their vibe, naturally coming up with things that were far too edgy for the alt/indie rock sound they’re aiming for. 

I got up to grab us another round at one point, and so did Seb, but that’s it as far as movement goes. Not much swimming for the ~swimmies and sippies~.

Once it’s time for Sam to leave, Seb and I offer to walk him home, but he insists it’s okay since he has his board. He leaves the drinks for us, too. A kind-hearted move, considering how much we tortured him over having a bangin’ mom.

A cozy silence takes over once the pitter-pattering of Sam’s footsteps in the changing room fades away. Seb’s still avoiding the water, now laying on his side at the edge rather than with his feet in. I’m still planted in front of him, and he hasn’t stopped touching me – my hair, my shoulders, my earrings – this whole time. I take solace knowing he’s as touch-starved as I am. 

Melting into his gentle head scratches, I mumble, “This feels so nice.” I close my eyes. Oof, shouldn’t close those. Feels too spinny. But then again, this is so comfy…

“Don’t fall asleep in there,” Seb warns. 

“I’ll do m’darndest,” I retort as I open my lids back up.

He chuckles, and I tilt backward to get a better view. Fuck, he’s so hot.

“You’re literally,” I slur, “soooo fuckingggg hottttt, dude.”

A blush coats his skin, but he teases me anyway. “Oh man, she’s affectionate-drunk already.”

“I don’t need t’be drunk to think you're smonking hot!” At this moment, I’m oblivious to all the speech errors I’m making. I’m brimming with determination, desperately pleading my case.

“Just how often do you think about how hot I am, (y/n)?” He’s got that mischievous glint in his eye that I love. 

Not caring, I take the bait, turning around fully before declaring my answer. “ Almost constantly.”

He tantalizingly hums. “Careful. You’re stroking the hell out of my ego. You know that, right?”

I nod confidently. “Mhmmm.” After putting down my empty bottle, I float to the side a little bit, getting myself closer to his face. “Not the only thing of yours that I can stroke,” I wink, shooting finger guns at him. 

“You’re not stroking anything while you’re like this,” he snorts. “How are you such a lightweight?”

“Fuck you, I’m not a lightweight.”

“Whatever you say, little one.”

“What if I walked around calling you tall guys ‘big ones,’ how would y’feel?” 

“Indifferent.” 

“That’s a load’a bullshit!”

“It’s not! Most men like being referred to as big.” He winks. Ugh. “Toxic masculinity, or whatever, ya know?” 

Seb takes off his shirt and slips into the pool next to me, leaning his elbow on the edge and his head onto his arm. Too distracted to continue our previous conversation, I reach out to touch the scars lining his ribs and tummy. He reactively jolts a little before settling into my touch. 

“I’m really glad none of these are new,” I barely whisper. “I want you t’be happy.”

He takes my wandering hand in his and kisses the back of my palm, hiding his smile behind it. “You’ve helped, y’know.”

I beam, “Yeah?”

“Yeah. You’ve changed my perspective on a lot of things, (y/l/n),” he rambles. “I’ve been finding myself grinning a lot lately, for no reason. Probably because of you. Maybe.”

I wade my way into his torso, embracing him. In my drunken stupor, I almost accidentally tell Seb that I love him. It’s gotta be more impulsive than anything, right? I’m not already that crazy about him, right? It’s just ‘cause I’m drunk. Right? …Maybe?

Fuck.

I keep quiet as I contemplate my feelings. He takes notice. “You alright, darling?”

I hum with pleasure, “If you keep calling me that , I will be.”

“Oh no.”

I giggle into his shoulder, fully latching onto him with the water’s assistance. Koala-style. 

“Sebastian, what are we?”

“What are you on about now?” he giggles, palming my hamstrings. 

“Like, we’re obvioushly not just friends anymore,” I drawl. 

He shrugs beneath me, and I move my upper body back to see his face. That stupid, perfect, slim, ivory, smooth, pretty face. Goddamn, he’s so beautiful.

“Well,” he smirks, moving some stray wet hairs out of my face. “I would love for you to be my girlfriend, (y/n), but your bouquet isn’t ready yet.” He kisses me softly, then mutters against my lips, “You deserve the whole shabang if we’re going to make anything official.”

“Whatever.” I replace myself back into his neck, trailing a few smooches from his shoulder to where I end up settling. “It’s a dumb tradition…” I grumble.

“You love it.”

“...Sure. But I’m impatient.” 

Seb laughs quietly, cupping his hand to the back of my head and running his fingers through my hair.  

Mmm. 

Everything is so fuzzy. Everything except for Sebastian…

God, I really am an affectionate drunk. I feel so mushy. It’s kinda pitiable, actually.

I wonder how his surname would sound with my name? (Y/n) Byrne… not bad. I’ve heard worse.

I’d thank Yoba if I could that Seb didn’t add Demetrius’ last name to his other one, like his mom did. That would be a mouthful. Sebastian Oliver Byrne-DuBois. It’s got a nice ring to it, but at what cost? 

Fuck, I’m thinking about taking his last fucking name meanwhile I’m not even his girlfriend yet. He didn’t seem like he was asking me to be, a second ago. Well. At least not now . It’s nice to think about… 

Hold on. What did he mean my bouquet isn’t ready? Has he actually been planning something?

“Wait,” I suspiciously squeak. “D’you have a bouquet for me?”

He nods, his pearly whites on full display. “I’d prefer to give it to you while you’re sober, you know.”

“Sounds like a deal, mishter,” I slur, pulling him in for some snogging.

__________________

The day after those shenanigans, I have very little memory of what happened at the bathhouse. My last cohesive thoughts, other than the vague feeling that I physically attached myself to Seb somehow, are of Sam rambling about band names.

The day after that , I show up to the lake in the mountains right before Sebastian arrives. We’ve been meeting up here more often, moreso on the days we can’t “properly” hang out – like, when I’m doing some extra farmwork, or spending time down in the mines.

Rather than a cigarette, Seb has an orange creamsicle sticking out of his mouth. As he approaches our spot, I notice another in his hand, and he tosses it over to me. We fill each other in on our days as we snack, genuine curiosity of what the other person did fueling the conversation from both ends. 

Seb’s been working with a small startup to make a game, and he coded a really fun combat mechanic for it all afternoon. Gonna be some sorta life simulator, about a small town with a haunted chocolate shop. Bias towards Sebastian aside, I’m gonna play the shit outta that whenever they’re finished with it.

While he was working on that, I was pulling weeds and planting some fruit trees outside of the cave on my land. Figured it would be fitting to put fruit there, since the cave itself is filled with fruit bats. The rest of my day was spent fishing, in order to fulfill the errand posted on Pierre’s bulletin board. Haley wanted a super cucumber, claiming it was a “girl’s only” request and that we “know what it’s for.” Country girls make do, I guess. 

Once Seb and I are caught up, the ambient sounds of summer wash over us. We’re sitting against each other, and against a tree, silently, keeping our eyes peeled for frogs within the ferns and moss that line the lake. 

“Oh!” he whisper-yells, breaking the silence.

“Y’find one?!” 

“No!” he smiles. “I just, I have something for you, and I was waiting for the right time to give it to you. I feel like now is good.”

“Oh?”

“I’m sorry, I’ll be right back.” He plants a kiss on top of my head and jogs to his house.

I wait patiently, wondering what he could possibly want to give me. Usually, sharing food and cool gems is our way of gifting one another. Something about this feels different though.

When he’s back, he has something protected under his hoodie. He changed – he was in a pullover, but now, it’s a zip-up.

“Oh my god, you’re pregnant!” I gasp through giggles, eyes on the bulging object atop his stomach.

He rubs the designated area. “She’s a miracle,” he grins. 

I study Seb’s face, eager to find out what’s really hidden under there.

“Ready?” he asks. 

“Mhm,” I nod, curiosity coursing through my veins.

Cheeks puffed up and full of nerves, he exhales, before unzipping his sweatshirt to reveal a bouquet. 

It’s not just made of foraged flowers, though, like the ones on display at Pierre’s. The blossoms are all fake – sculpted, or glass blown, maybe? – and contained within a baby blue, crushed velvet-covered vase.

The flowers, designed to resemble spider lilies, are a creamy, translucent, white, with a subtle prismatic sheen to them. Each piece is masterfully crafted and adorned with minerals: small frozen tears hanging off the stems like morning dew, spears of quartz sticking out to mimic decorative leaves, the tiniest little pearls I’ve ever seen sprinkled within the petals as pollen… I’ve never seen anything like it.

Completely at a loss for words, I carefully take the proposal from him. I’m in awe, not just at the gesture behind it, but at how absolutely perfect this thing is.

“I designed it myself. Commissioned a friend in the city to actually make it,” he explains, fidgeting with his sleeve. 

“You’re shitting me,” I grin. “It’s so beautiful, holy shit.”

“I’m glad you think so,” he utters. “Uh… do you accept it?”

“Oh!” I was so lost in how stunning this is, in how dope it is that he had this handcrafted just for me, that I forgot he’s literally asking me to be his girlfriend right now. “Of course I do, dummy,” I chirp, shoving myself into his chest. 

His heartbeat is fierce, just like my own.

[thebrownssociety]

Sleeping Beauty Headcanons - The Three Good Fairies

Flora, Fauna and Merryweather are sisters, and in that order.

Being named after Walt Disney's mother and being voiced by Verna Felton [Walt Disney's favourite voice for elderly matronly characters. She voiced about 6 characters in Disney films.] Flora was one of Walt Disney's favourite toons. If he wanted an impartial opinion about something he'd go to her. [Although W.D. did talk to Mickey about some problems, he also never quite got past the mental image of Mickey as a child, and quite often didn't talk to him about the 'serious' stuff. Yes, Mickey is still bitter.]

Flora is quite level headed as long as she's not riled by Merryweather and so is frequently approached by people wanting her opinions. She's basically an 'agony aunt'. Not just by writing, she has a little 'office' in the sisters cottage where she can take someone who wants her advice. You do have to book though. You can only drop in if Flora happens to not have an appointment booked. If she's busy and can't help immediatly then somtimes Flora will call on Merryweather to help, as her younger sister is quite practicle and sensible.

Fauna is Definity the 'team mom' of the fairy's and spends most of her time running a nursery/pre-school for baby toons up until they go to pre-school. She loves it [even if the baby toons do drive her mad sometimes.] Just to be clear, I don't mean toons that look like babies, I mean Toons who from their created year are less than 4 years old. Nearly EVERY toon created from 1980 onwards has passed through her nursery. She remembers all of them as well and can recall at least one embarrassing incident per toon. Thankfully she can also remember one sweet/heart-warming incident as well.

Merryweather was designed to be significantly younger than the other two [hark why she has black hair while the other two have grey] Think about a decade younger. She's the one who often brings her sisters more...zany ideas back to earth and Flora has been known to confer with her if she runs against a particularly difficult ask. Despite the fact she argues with her sisters [particularly Flora] about nearly everything [to be point that Aurora takes her aunts all agreeing on something as 'Oh gosh, they're serious.] If anyone should be stupid enough to actually try and harm them she WILL get involved and she WILL make sure they pay. Remember the fact that she turned Diablo into stone? You do not mess with the pissed-off fairy with a wand.

To fill her days Merryweather looks after the cottage. The shopping, the cleaning. Merryweather likes getting things done rather than interacting with people. She will help people if necessary - she is a good fairy after all - but that's her normal role.

As for the wands...yes, the fairies can manage without magic, but like ALL magic users in Toontown they mainly use it for convenience. They also fly for the same reason. They're sometimes criticised for this, but really when you've got toons who transport in a flash and some toons who ride hoverboards then it's a bit of a murky area.

[mar64ds]

opinions on the various cog managers of TTCC

wow thank you for asking because i want to infodump

i like the main taskline managers, i think especially derrick man has really fun dialogue interacting with the other toon while also adding more information about how many cogs think and how they find boring stuff fun. i don't have much to say about facility managers but i love skelecogs designs in general

but the regional managers are the reason why i wanted to get into toontown. don't get me wrong toontown is a really charming game with a fun gameplay, it's a good game without them but it is massively improved with them in it. They add a lot of personality and really interesting stories to this world. I feel like you can do A LOT with the concept of toontown and i'm glad CC is doing just that, with more content coming in the future, it's really exciting

Duck Shuffler is my personal favorite because i think he is funny. But seriously i do really like his design and he has a really fun personality specially compared with how serious cogs usually are. That's why I really like Major Player too, he is fun, he is theatrical, he puts on a good show, he does not care about this big corporation he cares about his music and his shows, which is a really interesting concept to explore. I know the fusion isn't canon but it adds a lot to their relationship and how well they work together, how neither really care about this fight with toons and just like to have a good time

In fact managers like Rainmaker, Multislacker and Chainsaw Manager also explore the idea that there are cogs that simply don't want (or care) to fight the toons. Rainmaker i adore, she's one of my favorites, seeing a cog that is so miserable working in this company but can't even reach out to toons either is really tragic. Adding the mercy option to this battle is a game changer, this is something that you don't expect in toontown and yet they pull it off perfectly, Rainmaker leaves a really big impact on you and gives you high hopes for what the future of this game can offer you

Multislacker is a fun character, i tend to really love the cartoony apathetic nihilistic characters, and they offer another interesting perspective of what if there are cogs that just do not care, that they see the monotony of the endless gameplay of toons fighting cogs and cogs fighting toons. It's fun in a meta way but it's fun in the story itself too, you get to understand that this character is more than just some lazy guy, they just don't care about all of this and prefer to at least get to have fun watching tv

Chainsaw Manager is an interesting case, it's someone whose life has been ruined by working in this company. We don't know exactly why this is happening, i thought i was missing some information but it seems like this is so far an unsolved mystery? Which is interesting too, having missing pieces in the story that we will find out with time. But you don't have to understand why this is happening to understand that this guy is pretty miserable, to the point where he worries about toons's safety. He also has the best animation in the entire game lol all the budget went to this man. I feel bad that i don't have much to say about Treekiller but the fact that he has a brotherly bond with Chainsaw Manager is what makes me care the most about this character, they have very different personalities but it's always so nice to see cogs that care about each other

It's why i really love Firestarter and Pacesetter as well, these two have a romantic relationship and i think it's awesome there is gay people in this game. shy nervous character with confident energetic character kind of relationship which i always find really endearing. Firestarter has one of my favorite designs of the game, Pacesetter's fight is insane, and overall both of them are characters i really like individually and work even better as a couple

Deepdiver is one of my favorites simply because i am autistic and love marine biology, so she's of course and instant favorite (we even share the same name lol), plus overall they're very sweet and it's interesting that there are cogs that DO care about the environment. Gatekeeper, her girlfriend, talks like rouxl kaard so i can barely understand her but i love her personality and knight helmet is always an awesome design choice

Prethinker is another big favorite of mine and he's the complete opposite of complexity, he is the most cartoon villain of them all and i love him exactly for that. i just think he is really funny, loser forever stuck in the first area of the game

I don't have super interesting things to say about the rest of the managers but i like them a lot too. Bellringer is funny to me, Mouthpiece is grandma, Featherbedder is sleepy nonbinary representation. I like plutocrat but i like his skelecogs more, and sorry to witch hunter but i do not care about this man lol

Overall this game has really fun characters, a really good cast of characters to infodump about

[frostbite-the-bat]

OK random FROSTBITE THE BAT (CHARACTER) TOONTOWN RAMBLES

thinking abt frost and their development with them hiding their identity as a cog - it's always been basically a big joke, after all this lore and 'au' with them isn't very serious and is very jokes (though some of the more personal or detailed things mean a lot to me, especially the allan/cathal/frost/spam/hr/freakson goofy family dynamic)

but I just think it's so funny how they went from careless but still careful to realizing nobody cares as a case of convenient plot armor. like oh no wait we can't do that the toons will know we're cogs. We (spam + frost) gotta be careful though the cogs don't know we're toons. we're in this middle ground where we're FUCKED OVER

but they find toons and cogs they love who love them back and frost just had their whole careless development and they just. Don't care now like all the oil stains and only ever talking to cogs that they were worried about in the past it seems to be a joke to them too. as long as like the resistance doesn't know, they're fine

And if they were to be sorta harassed away from presenting as toons and being around toons they have a massive safety net with the cogs. canonically this would never make sense but it's a self insert au for myself and my friend group, so like whatever we want to happen can happen it's goofy it's cheesy it's nice it's very seperate from canon but it's FUN like I'm aware and like. they barely do shit thats like bad bad theyre just silly goofy frost max bites you then does a prank they dont do evile. they dont even got normal job)

Plus frost especially doesn't have to worry about cogs seeing them as a toon and getting attacked either this fucking thing is a menace with maybe a slightly oversized ego even if they get fucked up in a battle they're probably gonna pretend it didn't happen (while everyone else laughs) boy they scare any flunky with those teeth

like it's very unrealistic but it's so goofy and fun just watching this just. goofy loud motherfucker do whatever they want and do pranks and be a menace. it's fun to just have a character to mess with around non seriously but goooood the more private dynamic stuff is so good I mention it in doodles

them mirroring allan with showing off son everywhere and being very proud of him. their dynamic with spam of kinda being the lead sibling getting into trouble and being loud with empty threats with spam just being like 'uh huh yeah' about it because frost wouldn't do it. frost is a very fail character but in a swag way. their whole 'this weird fucking thing that perplexes me I need to know more about them now we got something fruity going on that isn't ever disclosed because it's entertaining on stage but also frost never says shit' with hr (they're the Fucking Thing), them being able to keep cathal company in some times lifting his mood and motivation up whenever he's too dismotivated or. like just depressed for stuff. more reason to do things when you got goofy siblings to do things with. Especially frost being the opposite energy like they have energy levels equal to graham like those two constantly babble!!

Another dynamic!! The rivalry with Graham but like. there's still some slight care bc mole pace flint is canon here. That's their boss and the guy dating their clubs leader and one of their closest friends also like. but also they will be tryna fight each other in small goofy ways and try to one up each other like 💀💀💀 the girls r fighting. OK see u next week same time for me beat you up!!!!!

It's all so goofy but I LOVE IT I LOVE MY SILLY GUYS I LOAVE TOONTOWM EVEN IF ITS MY OWN PERCIEVED SELF INSERT VERSION OF MYSELF. MY TOONTOWN FRIENDS AND REAL FRIENDS ARE ALL IN IT!! WE'RE ALL HERE!! AND MY GOOFY BAT IS IN THE CENTER OF IT ALL!!

[legoyuri]

best part about watching serious political stuff is when they use toontown words!!! she just said big cat!!

[littlefizzletwist]

i feel like the higher laff i get the worse experience i have with the game

[bearcina]

Olarom!

Welcome to my page, I’m your host, Bear! I’m a 20yr old aspiring author and OOAK doll customizer!

Masterlist (Amazon wishlist)

My pronouns are they/them/he/she/dude

I’m always looking for new friends, I don’t bite! I just write kinky stuff!

My Ask Box is always open, feel free to ask any questions!

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I see you’re here for the rest of the post!

Where can I find you off of Tumblr?

You can find me on Discord, Bearcina#5637!

My Steam is the same, Bearcina!

My AO3 is Bearcina, and here’s a direct link!

My KakaotalkID is bearcina! My kakao name is Bear'ika (little bear)

I’m on Wizard101 as Maria Rainbowbreath, a level 50-something Balance wizard, I specialize in supports, hit me up for a True Friend code! I just finished Dragonspyre!

What do you use to draw?

I use an XP-PEN brand tablet for digital work!

I do doll face-ups with Arteza watercolor pencils, soft chalk pastels, mica powder, Mr. Super Clear UV Matte Flat, and LOTS of DuraClear in Matte, Gloss, and Ultra Glossy!

My sketchpads are off-white and textured for watercolor pencils! I use Pilot pens for inking, and these pencils for sketching!

Do you have a Masterlist of your fanfics and works?

Yes, and here’s the link to the Masterlist!

I’m into Astrology, what’s your birth chart?

I am a Gemini (sun), Sagittarius (Mars), Libra (Rising), Taurus (Venus), Ares (Moon) and a Gemini (Mercury)!

What the FUCK is wrong with you?

A LOT. I’m disabled and mentally ill from some serious childhood trauma! Here’s a nonexhaustive list of my problems!:

C-PTSD

PTSD

MDD

BPD

Generalized Anxiety

Dissociative Identity Disorder

Panic disorders

More Depression, but make it ~Seasonal~

Fibromyalgia

Migraines (a LOT)

Arthritis

Herniated spinal discs

Chronic fatigue

And so many more!

I’m also autistic, I have ADHD, dyscalculia, and my brain is about as functional as a goldfish! (surprisingly smarter than expected but still dumb as a damn rock-)

What fandoms are you in? What interests you?

I currently enjoy: (current fixations are bold!)

Katamari Damacy

The Outer Worlds

Fallout: New Vegas

Fallout 4

Fallout 3

Spyro the Dragon

Hades (game)

Pokemon! (Sinnoh, Alola, and Galar right now! I have one of every gen but Hoenn)

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team, and Explorers of Darkness/Sky (I don’t have time!)

The Legend of Zelda (Ocarina of Time, Skyward Sword, Minish Cap, Link’s Awakening (all three editions), and A Link Between Worlds and many others!)

Portal

Portal 2

Portal: Aperture Tag

Portal Stories: Mel 

Animal Crossing (Check above for my switch codes to play NH with me!!)

Animal Crossing Happy Home Designer

Star Wars, specifically The Mandalorian and things related to Mandalorians! (I’m learning Mando’a with help from the Oyu’baat!)

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams

Leviathan series by Scott Westerfeld 

Good Omens

Prospect (2018) (I love Ezra!)

SCP Foundation

The Penumbra Podcast: Juno Steel! (podcast)

The Magnus Archives (podcast)

Wolf 359 (podcast)

Elaines Cooking for the Soul (podcast)

MarsCorp (podcast)

Oz 9 (podcast)

StarTripper!! (podcast)

The Strange Case of Starship Iris (podcast)

Welcome to Night Vale 

Mars’ Best Brisket (Podcast)

EOS 10 (podcast)

Distractable Podcast (by markiplier)

The Sims

Sewing, I do mine by hand and machine! (ask me about my machines!)

Crochet

Historical sewing

Cosmetology (I grew up in a salon, my mother is a beautician and I love dying and cutting hair!)

Acrylic nails (they’re so pretty!)

ToonTown ReWritten (Find me as Fancy Lolipop the bear or Deputy Biscuit the deer!)

Wizard101 (I like playing!)

Gardening

YuGiOh (I collect the cute cards >w<)

Martial arts (I did karate for many years and i got my black belt! I also like playing with rope darts, though I’m not good!)

Tarot Cards and other such fortune telling things, I’m a pagan and a witch!

Any other questions? Send me an ask!

[plantify]

One of my friends wrote a doc about how colonialism and capitalism are presented in TTCC, TTR and TTO and the slight flaws in how some of Clash presents it

Maybe I will write a more detailed explanation about my thoughts about this at another point, but I agreed with a lot of their points and I'm so glad someone else talked about it. I rarely see any discussion about stuff like that and had some fun discussion with them regarding some of the Managers and whatnot!

I think it's funny to look at a game made for babies and look into how it ties into such serious issues, and how it could be tackled while remaining in the spirit of Toontown. One of my favourite things to ponder about, and I want to lean into that angle with some Cog related things I want to make

[toonqueen]

27. Boyfriend Duck

Duck x Mammal are some of the best ships okay thats all I can say to this maybe. Lulz. I know I had three different ships that followed that rule but all I remember is Gene x Djinn right now. FRICK.

My Genieship headcanons lol: 

Gene is the first bird of any type Djinn has dated. Haaa. Djinn really has no preference on a body type for guys he dates. (In the next chapter of a story I’ll post before the end of the year one of his x-boyfriends shows up but is a good guy not an ass but completely opposite physically than Gene lol.) Anyways I just love having Djinn stoic, mostly serious acting hero/adventurer being soft and kind to his duck boyfriend an blushing slightly when he has to ask if something is different for birds ( like is him giving Gene a light tug on the tail okay??!) kinda biological things and personal preferences OKAY. That shit is CUTE.  Also I headcanon instead of the trope of big spoon little spoon sleeping pose what happens a lot instead is Djinn having his head resting on Gene’s chest. It’s a nice fluffy pillow okay. ;-; Ugh so wholesome. Sh-Shut UP.

Other text under cut cuz starting to get long: 

Gawd who ARE my other two Duck x Mammal ships. There is a Mighty Ducks TAS series OC duck guy that hooks up with an OC human woman but I don’t think that's it. FRICK.

BUGS AND DAFFY ARE ONE OF THE OTHER ONES. HOW DID I FORGET THOSE BASTARDS. Just the old married couple energy even long before the new reboot series there was okay. OKAY. I also like when they’re dynamic is switching who’s the ‘straight man’ in the comedy routine depending on the story/skit. Its just fitting that they switch who’s the sensible one and who’s the chaotic one sometimes. Ha.

Who’s the third then jfc. SIGH. Maybe I’ll think of it by the time I reblog this with my Genieship playlist. Ha. 

Lol 2017 Poe x Black Arts Beagle. THATS NOT THE ONE I’M FORGETING I just thought of that lawd what a mess FUCK I JUST LITERALLY REMEMBERED MEGAVOLT AND QUACKERJACK IS THE OTHER ONE. God I’m a terrible shipper sob. My terrible memory.  They’re cuties too even though I can’t write them as easily but I do have a Quackerjack centric story I need to finish someday that slightly hints that he and Megs have a relationship. Anyways that's another story I have to finish. Based on the trope of the character in a group that doesn’t have powers being the backbone of the team. (Ignoring Negaduck, his powers being negaversy and chainsaw. I GUESS.)  

I love how thinking how Poe x Black Arts ship would be such a mess reminded me of Quackerjack x Megs lulz. Just. That mess vibe. Poor Megavolt is like a hairless rat due to electricity powers. I would think having feathery duck boyfriend cuddles will keep him warm. I see them being together but still sleeping most the time at their separate hideouts. Except for winter Megs will always be at Quackerjack’s place. For warm cuddles. Ha.

P.S. I don’t actively ship Donald and Mickey but the stuff I’ve seen is cute. I can see Mickey being nicer to Donald than Bugs is to Daffy and like there being some sort of ToonTown meeting and Daffy with cross arms complaining to Bugs that he doesn’t offer to get him a drink from the punch bowl like Mickey just did for Donald. And Bugs has to sigh and ask Daffy if he wants a drink from the punch bowl table with Daffy says no he just spiked it. lulz. Or something LOONEY like that okay. God I’m so tired this new Melatonin is not helping.

[cathalbravecog]

Do you have cathal hcs you'd like to share i am starving for anything cathal related help me

he's like an addiction to my brain, it always wants MORE

MUEUEHAHAHAHA I YOUR LOCAL CATHAL CREAUTRE 'ČISLO JEDNA' (NUMBER ONE). SHALL PROVIDE. NOW, THE THING IS, I THINK I'VE SHARED MOST OF THE THINGS I THINK HERE ALREADY....I PREFER OBSERVING AND LETTING THINGS DEVELOP AS THEY GO. THAT'S MY WEIRD THING WITH CERTAIN BLORBOS I DON'T ALWAYS ACTIVELY MAKE STUFF FOR THEM EVEN IF IM SO SOSOOSOSOS MENTALLY ILL FOR THEM. NOW. SILLY GOOGFY OVER FOR NOW. THIS IS VERY LONG. UNDER DA CUT.....................

However. That one comic writing thing I wanna make... I guess it's a mix of some HCs and observations? I'll talk about it here, without spoiling everything, but giving out he basics!! i can write properly i swear but since im infodumping im gonna be going from writing styles in and out wackily to get my thoughts out LOL It takes place when Cathal first got hired at Cogs INC - (All narrated by himself, by the way ) and what his expectations and thoughts were. What he knew and what he didn't - since Allan would share some things with him, obviously. Even way before Cathal got hired... And eventually it got to Cathal seeing Allan fall off the tower for the first time.

He doesn't think much of it now, just shrugging it off. Perhaps mild annoyance... It's just not worth the time. It's pointless... As he says himself, he finds the Toons VS Cogs thing pointless. And... he isn't too worried, since Allan always gets repaired in the end. Sometimes it's more severe repairs than other days, but, the point stands... No matter what he always gets repaired, and Allan himself also sounds more annoyed about this than anything as well

But this wasn't always the case!

Despite being, well... Really lazy - Cathal is very caring and kind. He cares about the people around him - he politely asks if everyone's had a good lunch, and he heals them. Hell, he can even be slightly scary with this with his "You should've hit someone else that time" line. Like - he does not exactly want to pack a punch, he just sorta has to since the Toons are there... But he's capable!! Even if he doesn't see them as friends, just co-workers, he's very willing to stand up for them if they get hurt...

It's the one thing that does give him the motivation which he usually lacks... He usually just doesn't want to care because it takes too much effort, y'know? But it doesn't make him incapable of things...

So, with him established as caring for other's (that he cares about) wellbeings... Imagine the shock seeing your own dad fall off a tower, with a loud earth-quake like crash... he hasn't been joking or lying after all with all his tales of Toons pushing him off the tower. Cathal never cared for this story... Just ignored it or blocked it out of his mind as Allan's constant stories (Because come on this guy definitely loves talking about things that happened while at work or what he did with The Boys :tm: when he's with Cathal. And wise-versa. He was sooo excited to show Cathal off to the other bosses in A Meeting Of Two Minds)

But like... Those weren't like. Just some stories. Allan was always annoyed about them, but in a "Gah, those darn Toons!" kind of way. (Maybe with an occasional ramble about how that day repairs were more expensive, perhaps, as more damage was caused. Looking at you High Roller ARG. Also makes me wonder just how much money from Cogs INC does go into his repairs... But I suppose insurances for Cogs are canon, and also Sellbots are known to cut corners to save cash, so that extra stuff maybe goes to him....) But, back on track now - It's been happening for YEARS. If we go with how long Toontown has been around - it's been happening for DECADES. You start sounding a bit less serious about it...

Like... Cathal was just shocked. What was he supposed to do?! That's his dad for fuck's sake!!! He may appear unenthusiastic and bored but... It's clear these two care for each other, even if Cathal does not let it be known (With Allan being the exact opposite and he's maybe Too Vocal About It. Me too buddy, me too)

Cathal has lived a life in comfort, basically spoiled by Allan. With love, material things, him letting things be easier for Cathal... He didn't have to worry about a thing. If anything, he probably only ever struggles with his own mind - considering I do headcanon him to have some struggles with motivation and doing things and that he has Cog ADHD. Yes it's projecting. I also sit around lazily for hours but because I can't start anything no matter how much I want. Even if it's a fun activity like... Turning on a video to watch. Drawing. Hopping onto a game. Or literally just getting UP.

He's learned to just... Work with those issues. And, unlike me, he doesn't have things like school and such to worry about, so the big stress factor is gone... So even if he does struggle sometimes and does need motivators, most of the time it's impossible to tell from him just.. Struggling and him being cozy and genuinely lazy... But since he struggles less more often than not it is just laziness and "that's just hard to do" and not a mental block...

Only ever living a life in comfort-like this - Makes you worry ten times as hard when the stressful times do come. He's not equipped to handle this...

In the comic he in panic flew over to check on Allan - who in fact has fallen over and had a bunch of Cogs helping him get back up, and beginning preparations to get him fixed ASAP. It was so organized, everyone knew each other there... This basically happens all the time. They've got to be.

Allan is... Shocked, but very happy to see Cathal there. He is so very proud of his boy being there... That he cares so much about his father to go see him. Cathal does not show affection a lot - but this is the way he did. Allan knows he doesn't show it a lot, which made it ten times more special. Others who knew about Cathal through Allan were shocked, too... Cathal. The Multislacker. Stays in his video room all day, watching the cameras... He... Should be working, but that's aside the point. Despite what Allan says we all know he's a lazy slacker... He doesn't care about others. Does he?

Well... he's here, alright. Worried for his dad, who is hushing him nonchalantly, saying how this happens often. "The boys are gonna get me right back up again soon as always, son!" And how he can get right back to work soon... (And of course, some curses against the Toons.)

Cathal is just... Baffled meanwhile. He's saying the same things he always does!! Isn't he one bit worried...? Well... Like everything else, he has to let it go... And just not worry about it. Allan doesn't, so why should he...? It doesn't stop him being worried a bit longer at the time AND the next few times this happens... At that point he just knows what happens like it's rinse and repeat, like any other day

But the first time was just... Scary. Even if he most likely was caring before (again, mostly outta just... understanding. yknow? man. just wanna chill... he gets it.) - he just... Never showed it much. But after? He began appreciating others around him more. He knows Cogs always get repaired despite... Uh. (Looks at Atticus) THAT ONE TIME, so there isn't really a feel of "time is limited" feeling there... But you still don't want to see people hurt. You want to appreciate their presence. Even if they aren't friends, y'know?

He doesn't see the reason for violence, really. Okay sure, he definitely likes playful banter and messing around - but I mean like... Genuine things, y'know? I mean, as a Cog he's on the side of the Cogs, he doesn't see the motivation the Toons have, or the goal (to have to fight Allan REPEATEDLY. I mean, as an in-game thing it's for unites, but it's canon he gets fought repeatedly regardless, yknow?)

He doesn't get the scope of why Toons fight back exactly, that it's pointless. Because he doesn't have the perspective they have... He is annoyed with them, yes, they burst into his room uninvited and then demand to fight him... And they hurt his co-workers and his dad. But getting too mad is just... Man! Not worth it. Too energy consuming. Not worth getting worked up over...

But even with that he wishes that this didn't have to happen, y'know? he doesn't see the point. And if nobody fights anyone - nobody is gonna bother him and his shows either...

i think i juiced out all my thoughts bc i guess the other stuff would be more cogs only or like personal interactions i imagine between frost and him and perhaps the others... i already established the gamer thing and that he messes around with pace in that regard. one of his motivations is to just be playful like that. maybe pace and him are NOT friends and they demotivate each other in work ways. but i just love the dynamic of not friends. not enemies. just tom and jerry online gaming mischief stuff. and like. gamer graham is really funny to me since hes the sport guy. but also hes jerma to me. you get me . righht. right. i love going from serious headcanon stuff to HEE HEE SILLY. but thats just who i am. thats what you get. (cannot even get too serious about graham hes just too goofy to me) (also has written gut wrenching angst about a guy named spamton g spamton) (is really normal)

anyways. thank you villain w.hos actually a really loving dad trope for being there for me. i have issues. allan plearse adopt m.e

I LAOVEE CARTHAL RA TOBRE BRAVECOOGGGGGGG. i hope any of this makes sense. its not even a headcanon its just a mess of things. but you asked for tism so you get it. this is the best i got after this i have nothing to talk about other than gushing about cathal's design and "oeoutht h the he oh he" and repeat the same points about why hes so nice and swag and cool. but. you get me right. You Get Me