#thisiswhyimsingle

[noodlenoodles]

[traincoming]

And you are?

People sometimes ask me what I am?

I’m catnip to black men and sometimes white women - weird range there.

My best friend says I’m the straightest person she knows, so sorry ladies.

[lesbianjoannaharvelle]

watching scenepacks without audio and still knowing what the dialogue is word for word 🥰 why is my brain like this 😝 #quirkygirl #thisiswhyimsingle

[worldofdate]

Excuse me sir, but this is Tinder, not FetLife. #tinder #tinderfail #tinderfai...

#worldofdate #instagram Excuse me sir, but this is Tinder, not FetLife. #tinder #tinderfail #tinderfails #tinderdating #dating #datingfail #datingfails #onlinedating #onlinedatingsucks #onlinedatingfail #onlinedatingfails #datinginportland #portlanddating #portlanddatingscene #tinderportland #thisiswhyimsingle #okc #okcfails #okcupid #okcupidfail #okcupidfails #dating #bumble #bumblefail…

[pronnati]

This trade fair is a showcase for the latest trends in the industry and equipment, where new business concepts and prototypes are shown and discussed with... . . #this #fair #showcase #forextrader #trader #lovethissong #arthistory #thisisscotland #thisismylife #thisislove #thisisparis #fairfield #thisisliving #thisishome #fairtradejewelry #thisisforty #thisiscleveland #fairfaxandfavor #fairiesofinstagram #thisisone #thisman #thisworldexists #thisiswhyimsingle #fairtime #thiscity https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg9VmJbhLY9/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[daftroits]

Me talking to myself: “I’m cute... I could be cute enough(to be this guy I’ve been crushing on’s boyfriend)... but I’ll never know, because I won’t take a risk, take a chance, and bbbbrrrreeEAKKKKKKKKKAAAWWWAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!...”

[strangeboimatt]

So at the doctors the other day, my dad made a comment about how my legs are hairy, which i replied " i dont care".

This man. This man that provided the semen in order for me to be conceived. Casually says. " girls dont want girls with hairy legs"

BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME GIRLS WANT ME ANYWAYS

CHRIS

[tr4shmouth-tozi3r]

legit hate myself lmao

[acetroy]

😶 ✌️✌️✌️Peace out 2018✌️✌️✌️ I’m not gonna sit here and pretend that 2018 was awesome. There were some great moments, I painted my first large scale freehand mural and went on to paint more. I spray painted in pioneer square!! (Bottom right photo 😏) I showed in LA on fucking Melrose Avenue!! (Heyo top left 🥳) But I also lost my uncle, my grandmother and my dog, the thing I loves most in all the world, in the last six months. In fact, every time I got on a plane out of Portland this year, I lost a family member. So please don’t come at me 2019, let’s hold hands and be friends cause I can’t have another year like 2018. I accomplished a lot, but a lot was also taken from me. I’m optimistic, I look forward to the good things and the new people and experiences that will come with the New Year 🤙 X X X X X X X X X X X X X X #bestnine2018 #artwall #artcollectors #artcollecting #bestnineoninstagram2018 #best9of2018 #roylichtensteininspired #thisiswhyimsingle #contemporarypopart #trixiemattelfanart #anthonybourdainart #bestofpdx #contemporaryartists #acrylicpourart #contemporarygallery #contemporaryart #contemporarypopart #pdxart #pdxartist #pdxartists #portlandart #portlandartist #portlandartists #alfart #80sart #portlandartscene #margotandrichie #acrylicpourart (at Portland, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsEF4nuhaRd/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1scois523i8je

[educateddivadc]

This!!!!! This is why I'm single & so true for how I feel on a daily basis. Next week I'll look around & ask why nobody calls or comes to see me more often & why we don't go out anymore. #ienjoymyowncompany #thisiswhyimsingle https://www.instagram.com/p/Cc9THHFu57pQeOePCSvE_gTfeOE547UUXNWoc80/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[mallorie1]

Ugh!!! I’m such a dork I know #lesbianpride #girlswholovegirls #joke #snapchat #malloriemusic1 #lesbo #les #lesbians #lesbian #girlswholikegirls #girlswhokissgirls #singer #single #thisiswhyimsingle #pickuplines #pickuplines101 #singlelesbians https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqd6UC6FBfP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1g2fjpt11zf69

[amfnlovejones]

If I ask you not to text me at 1 and 2 in the morning because I have to get up for work, why the FUCK would you keep doing it? Just inconsiderate and disrespectful. And then you’re texting me about some fuckin social media shit that could definitely wait until business hours my nigga. THEN I haven’t even been talking to this person. I tried to be nice the first time, but I see ima have to block this mf. Like, I’m not the person to randomly text after not communicating for however long. You gone get yourself cussed tf out.

[daksh-all-rounder]

#thisiswhyimsingle This Reminds Of A Delhi Girl!!! #datinghumor #datinglife #tinderfail #datingwithapurpose #thisiswhyimfat #thisisus #thisisme https://www.instagram.com/daksh.dheep/p/CZNGQU5Pmrc/?utm_medium=tumblr

[worldofdate]

What the fuck? I can’t even come up with something witty for this disaster. #t...

#worldofdate #instagram What the fuck? I can’t even come up with something witty for this disaster. #tinder #tinderfail #tinderfails #tinderdating #dating #datingfail #datingfails #onlinedating #onlinedatingsucks #onlinedatingfail #onlinedatingfails #datinginportland #portlanddating #portlanddatingscene #tinderportland #thisiswhyimsingle #okc #okcfails #okcupid #okcupidfail #okcupidfails #dating…

[jedityro]

More than ever…⁣ ⁣ ⁣ #starwars #memes #humor #thisiswhyimsingle #vader #mainegang #nerd #40plus (at St Marys Center for Cancer & Blood Disorders) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZKNAO6LdwC/?utm_medium=tumblr

[ponylove42]

#ThisIsWhyImSingle #Dramatic #Drama (at Optimal Logistics) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn1u9EFnJhu/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1pccfnobqcygl