#thominewt

[maze-mind]

TMR IVY TRIO INCORRECT QUOTES

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Minho: I'm the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

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Newt: When you said 'magic in bed', I wasn't expecting this.

Thomas: *Hold up an 8 of Clubs* Now, was this your card?

Newt: How in the bloody hell—

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Minho: My dad died when I was little so whenever someone jokes about fucking my mom I’ll pretend to be really sincere and say some shit like “Glad to see she’s moving on, my dad’s death hit her pretty hard.” Then watch them absolutely fumble trying to figure out a response to that statement.

Minho: Update, she got a new partner, and I can no longer make the joke.

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Newt: This bloodline ends with me.

Thomas: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say, "I'm gay."

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Newt: There. How do I look?

Thomas: Like a cheap French harlot.

Newt: French?!

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Newt: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Thomas: Certainly, I'm as sure as—

Minho: Now I can say we're *definitely* lost.

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Newt: What's the height of stupidity?

Minho: Uh.. Thomas, how tall are you?

[scorchedmazes]

they’re VERY big barbie fans

[go-catch-a-chickn]

worried boyfriends™

[thomasbrodiesandwich]

i just want all maze runner fanfic writers to know that i will NEVER get tired of reading safe haven everybody lives or newt lives or death cure fix-it aus. NEVER. if u guys ever doubt urself and think nobody is going to read that in this day and age, I WILL !! if u write safe haven newt lives au and u have 100 readers i am one of them. if u have 10 im still one of them. if u have 1 reader thats me. if u have no readers that means im dead. go ahead, write it and i will gobble that up and give u all the love !!

[solaris-the-star]

More twitter memes

[bellzsad]

me because even though they’re stuck in a city burning down, they still look fine going through it

esp blond boy cuz he’s dying so

[xoxotommyxoxo]

Newt: I trust Thomas. Minho: You think he knows what he's doing? Newt: I wouldn't go that far.

[tmrsunset]

minho is the epitome of "affection? gross. drown me in it"

[pensymbols]

how are we gonna gloss over the fact newt referred to thomas AND minho as his hearts. his everythings. like what

[multifandomgirl2008]

Thomas : Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted. Newt: I’m “a couple of things”. Minho: I’m “got distracted”.

[ivesterrarium]

*warnings: implied nsfw, quotes aren't mine

part two is here :)

Minho: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Newt: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE SHUCKING STAIRS!

Newt, texting Minho: Text me when you’re home safely.

Minho: I’m home dangerously.

Newt: Stop it.

Minho: I’m home lethally.

*Scorch Trails*

Thomas: This can't get any worse, can it?

Teresa: Sure it can, just give me a minute.

Thomas, looking at Newt and Minho: I’m not gay but DAMN!

Chuck: You don’t have to be gay to appreciate a good looking guy.

Thomas: Nah I’d let them.

Chuck:

Newt: Looks like we can’t mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this one.

Minho: MANSLAUGHTER IT IS!

[maze-mind]

TMR Ivy Trio Incorrect Quotes PT. 2

[Because my addiction to junk food is unhealthy, but my addiction to TMR is so much worse.]

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Newt: I left everyone instructions on what to do while I'm gone.

Thomas: Mine just says, and I quote, "Thomas, no."

Newt: I want you to apply these instructions to every *possible* situation.

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Thomas: I've been in jail for so long, I've lost my mind.

Thomas: The days turn into weeks, and the weeks turn into months.

Also Thomas: How long have I been here? A year?

Minho: ...Thomas, we are playing Monopoly.

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Minho: Well, if someone's not gay for their best friends, what kind of 'best friend' are they, yknow?

Newt: They'd be a straight one. Which you are not.

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Thomas: I think this may be a bad idea...

Minho: Don't start finally thinking about stuff now.

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Minho: I have feelings for you. :)

Thomas: Why? What's wrong? Are you okay?

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Newt: Did.. you just refer to a knife as a 'people-opener'?

Minho: What? Should I not have?

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Newt: You have to apologize to them, Minho.

Minho: Fine! But I will warn you, this might make me a nice person, and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

[pealeii]

making shitty tmr moodboards just to feel something

[go-catch-a-chickn]

Only Newt and Thomas would come up with the plan to steal an entire train car to get their boyfriend back

[scorchedmazes]

friendly reminder that in the crank palace novella, newt says that thomas and minho were his everything.

[vidimillion]

minho