#thor's hot 😍

[swallowtail-lotus]

Potential Opponent {Thor x Goddess!Reader}

A repost from my old blog!

Still kinda in love with Thor ngl (I keep putting down thot instead of Thor, my fat fucking fingers-)

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In the middle of a humungous field full of flowers, sat a beautiful woman, who was admiring the butterfly resting on her finger with an gentle smile on her face. She watched its wings move slowly, giving her time to take in the pretty pattern it has.

The silence that filled the air around her was comforting to her, as it represents how she's feeling right now. At peace.

"To think my home used to be this breathtaking..." You muttered, your smile slowly fading from your face. With your superhuman hearing, you heard the sounds of footsteps rushing towards you.

"Lady (Y/n)! The Lord would like to speak with you!" A female servant exclaimed, stopping beside your sitting figure. The butterfly has fled from the two of you as soon as the servant had stepped too close.

"Which Lord? Because if it's about those marriages, I'll keep refusing." You hissed with disgust, rolling your eyes at the mental images of the Lord's sons trying (and failing horribly) at courting you.

Reason is that you always challenge them to 1v1 matches, and so far, you haven't lost a single one.

"Lord Zihao wants you to-"

"Tell them I refuse and that I'm busy." You interrupted your servant, your eyes moving to glance at her. The female servant gulped at your stern side glance and nodded vigorously, taking off from you. You sighed and pinched the bridge of your nose in frustration.

"These bastards clearly can't read the message." You grumbled, standing up from your spot and twirled around once, teleporting to a rather dark castle. You looked around, not finding anything familiar with the place.

"Shit, must've thought of the wrong thing."

You cursed yourself. As you were trying to make out anything, you felt a strong gust of wind hit your back. You quickly moved away, dodging whoever was trying to attack you.

"What the- Thor?!" You questioned, your gaze meeting his yellow eyes. Said God moved his hammer away from you when he heard your voice. You tried to see his face, but to no avail.

There was a deafening silence between the two of you. Without thinking, you grabbed his hand and pulled him to some light, relieved to see your love.

"So good to see you again!" You spoke up, trying to fill the silence. Thor look down at you, finally realising you and his face soften.

"Good to see you too, my love." He finally greeted you, a small smile on his face. His hands cupped your face and took his time to take in your features. He leaned down and kissed you softly. The gods didn't know who you were at all. All they knew was that you are a deity, just like them and Thor's love.

They recently noticed the two small blades attached to your hips, some wondering why you have them. This was confusing them a lot because you spent so much time admiring the flowers and playing with small animals. They think there was no need to keep whatever were attached to you when you have the strongest Norse God by your side.

If only they knew...

Twirling a single flower in your fingers, you smiled fondly at it. It was like your normal day, going to the gardens and admire the plants everywhere. You always loved nature, so you were given a garden as a gift.

Deciding you had enough time in the gardens, you placed the flower in your hair, walking out and in the hallways of the castle.

Stopping in your tracks, you reached for your blade on the left side. You felt something touch your shoulder, and out of instinct, you swung your right arm at the person, sending them flying. You sworn you felt your soul leave your body when you saw who you hit.

"I'm sorry, Thor! I tend to hit whoever startles me!" You exclaimed frantically, rushing over to your love. The God picked himself up with no problem, but his face was something of shock.

You noticed his lips curl up in a smirk, you know, that one and his eyes glowing bright.

Maybe you shouldn't have hit him...

[ilikepjo24]

I hc Octavian as a legacy of Venus what if his eyes turn red when he charmspeaks (red hot eyes spewing all of your red hot lies 😍😍)

I hc Octavian as a legacy of... Everyone.

Like, imagine he comes from a really, really, really, really long line of demigods and legacies. Demigods having children with legacies, legacies having children with other legacies, gods having children with legacies, demigods having children with demigods that have one godly parent and one legacy parents and after literal centuries of inbreeding you get Octavian.

He's the 17th removed cousin of a 4th generation legacy of Ceres. He might have some big three ancestors since before WW2. Throw in some Greek gods in that mix just to fuck with him bc he'll hate finding out he's 0.00002% graecus scum. It will literally ruin his life. Why not some Egyptian patrons as well, just for shit and giggles? But make them really old. Like, a legacy of an Egyptian god that was born before the Roman Empire even existed has a line of descendants that is SO LONG it has reached the 21st century, with Octavian being the youngest member of that line.

Make him related to EVERYONE so that he'll be forced to do quests for every piece of shit ever but like... Don't give him any of the cool powers. Bc he's so far removed that he doesn't even have their DNA anymore. But they still make him do stuff. Just to fuck with him, you know?

It really fits with his personality and character too, you know? Like, he's so good with words and is very manipulative? Boom! Legacy of Venus! Charmspeaker! He can change the weather above his temple for dramatic effect? Boom! Legacy of Thor! Because why not?

[ishipallthings]

Full Bearded Tony ropes Steve into helping him maintain his beard once he figures out just how INTO it Steve is, beard oil, careful clipping, hot towels, the works

Thor misreads the situation an is like, why come Steve never helped with my beard??? rude

Or the opposite! Thor and Tony are beard bonding and helping each other with grooming tips and then Steve is like 🥺 i had a beard once it was pretty good but you didnt see it tony hello???

oh anon, now I desperately want someone to write the "Steve helps Tony maintain and groom his beard" fic - how has this not yet been a thing??

If it is, someone please tell me; if not, someone better write because this NEEDS to exist :D

Ha! I love both scenarios with Thor but the second one is absolutely ripe with possibility for jealous Steve, which I love 😍

Steve: I shaved the beard off before before you got back because it was a divorce beard but if you want I can grow it back... Tony? Tony pay attention to me pls

[theangrykimchi]

For the number Thorki prompts. Any of these sound fun: 10, 21, 22, 27, 44.

Hii, thank you for the prompt! I chose 27 - as a suggestion 😍 I had the whim to write Disney World actors in luv so here it is! Hope you will like it 😘

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With a tired sigh, Loki removed the horny helmet from his head as soon as he entered the backstage building, the door shutting behind Thor who followed after him.

“Man, I can't wait to take this thing off,” Thor said, taking off his helmet too.

“Yeah, same. It's too hot today,” Loki agreed, tugging at the neckline of his costume. “At least your costume doesn't have sleeves.”

“Yay for small miracles, I guess.” Coming to walk beside him, Thor smiled at him, bumping their shoulders together, making Loki smile, too, despite his discomfort.

They had met when they had both auditioned for the roles of, ironically enough, <i>Thor</i> and <i>Loki</i> from the blockbuster Disney movies. Loki Fergusson, who was still a university student back then, needed an easy part time job and Thor Bjornson, who was backpacking through the USA, needed some easy cash so he could continue with his traveling. Now, five years later, they were both still working at Disney World, taking on longer and longer shifts while looking for better jobs in their field (Loki) or saving up to return home (Thor).

They hadn't clicked right away—Thor was too energetic, too extroverted, while Loki was the exact opposite, preferring the few hours of peace and quiet he got over going out and partying his salary away. But having to play the brothers in the amusement park and, later, moving in together to share the costs—they already spent more than half the day together at that point, why not share an apartment closer to their place of work too?—had led to them becoming very close friends, despite their differences.

Entering their air-conditioned dressing room, finally, Loki sighed in relief for the coolness of the room and placed the helmet on its shelf, clicking his tongue at Thor chucking his carelessly on the sofa.

“Can you get the zipper for me? I need to get this off ASAP or I may perish.”

“Yeah, sure.”

He felt Thor's warmth when he stepped close behind him, goosebumps spreading on his skin as Thor’s fingers brushed his hair away and caressed the back of his neck on their way to the zipper. Surely on accident.

“Re-enacting Titanic today was pretty fun,” Thor said, the zipper making a soft hissing sound as it was pulled down Loki's back.

“I swear to God, these fans will have us kissing before long,” Loki answered with a soft laugh.

Thor hummed, fingers hovering, still holding the zipper.

“Maybe we should,” he said after a moment, finally parting the zipper and pushing the fake leather jacket from Loki's shoulders, his hands almost too warm on Loki's body through the protective t-shirt he was wearing beneath the costume.

When Loki spoke his voice came out breathless. “Do what?”

Thor stepped closer, pushing the jacket down his arms, tucking his face on the side of Loki's head.

“Kiss,” he whispered, lips brushing against the shell of Loki's ear.

Heart beating hard inside his ribcage, Loki felt the jacket falling over his hands, cuffing them in the fabric.

“W-what?”

Thor came around him, standing in front of him now, not meeting his wide, hopeful eyes as he took first one and then his other hand to release them from the sleeves.

“Just sayin’, the fans want it, the creators insinuate it, why shouldn't we give them what they want?” he said, flippantly almost.

“Oh,” Loki said dejectedly, feeling as if the air had left him entirely, his lungs squeezing inside him suffocatingly. “I thought–I–yeah, I don't know–the managers–” Loki stammered.

Loki <i>never</i> stammered. But it was hard not to when there was no breath inside him and his heart was hurting so painfully.

“Fuck the managers. We aren't going to work at this place all our lives, Loki. Let's have some fun before we move on to better things.”

<i>Better things</i>. Loki felt his eyes sting.

Too-warm hands cupped both sides of Loki's neck, making him refocus his zoned out sight to Thor's face as he ducked slightly to stare directly at him.

A small, hopeful, idiotic smile was curling his lips.

“Don't make that face. What I want to say is that I really want to kiss you stupid, idiot.”

Blood shot to Loki's head, making him feel lightheaded suddenly, his cheeks burning. He slapped Thor on his bare bicep, looking at him angrily.

“You <i>asshole</i>! I thought you weren't interested in me!”

Thor laughed, stocking Loki's ire as he left a soft peck on the tip of his straight nose.

“What do you say, should we practice?” He asked, stepping closer, brushing their noses together for a sweet moment before Loki tipped his head and slid their lips together.

“Idiot,” Loki whispered against Thor's soft lips. His arms coming up around broad shoulders as they chased after another kiss, swallowing Thor's insufferable little chuckle with his tongue.

[aurumacadicus]

For the ask meme

Shifter AU with big gintle predator shifter(anyone really)/small feral shifter Tony

Where the big predator (could be Bucky, Steve, Thor, or Loki ... Or everyone ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm not picky) is absolutely find and horney for when Tony is going feral on someone whether he is shifted or not, they find it amusing, adorable, and sexy that this small little shifter is ready to protect himself and doesn't need any help from his big predator partner.

Like Tony could be killing and gutting a kidnapper while his partner is behind him watching all fond and horney

Predator partner: I love it when you do that to them

Tony: i could kill you in your sleep

Predator partner: 😍 I love you too

As for what Tony is i dont really care could be a prey or predator just something that most peopel would not consider dangerous... And thats how he gets them (like a deer maybe)

Hope this wasn't too rambly

Me: Hmmmm where should I even go with this, I don't--

You: A deer maybe

Me: 👀👀 A deer, you say!

.-.

"Do you ever feel uncomfortable, being the only prey animal on a team of wolves?" Peter asked.

Tony blinked at him, absolutely stunned. "No? I might be a little concerned with like. Actual wolves. But the Avengers? They're puppy dogs."

Peter did not mention that people had been afraid to approach the Avengers for a month after they'd torn a group of Doom bots apart with their bare hands. They were very scary to most people, especially prey species. "Okay."

"Why, is someone bullying you?" Tony added, voice going sharp. "I still have antlers. Just point me in the right direction and I'll take care of it."

Peter gaped up at him, too stunned to speak.

"Hey, Tony, Natasha just brought in some pecan brittle for you. She was setting it on the counter," Steve said, coming up behind him. He regretted it immediately when Tony turned on his heel and body-checked him as he ran for the kitchen. "FUCK!"

Peter watched him crumple to the ground as if he'd been hit by a truck. "Oh my god. He's so small though."

"Peter, Tony turns into two hundred pounds of pure muscle with knives on his head. He is used to trampling his way through things. When pecan brittle is on the line, I apparently turn into a thing to be trampled too," Steve told him.

"And yet you're still attracted to him," Peter said.

Steve sighed, long-suffering expression turning to lovelorn. "He is so fucking hot when he does that. Do you know how novel it is that I can get pushed around? Tony doesn't even notice he does it. Everyone talks about how terrifying we were after the Doom bots, but they all conveniently don't mention Tony using his antlers to impale them and throw them around. Or how he smashed a lot of them with his hooves."

Peter considered a polite way to ask him what the fuck, because he didn't understand at all.

"I could do without the antlers to the butt when he's trying to hurry us along though," Steve muttered as an afterthought, and Peter gave up on asking questions to laugh and laugh.

[kenztheweirdmf]

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[ About me :D ]

I yap WAYYY to much on how i love shipping MCU-Peter with beefy muscular possibly hairy hunks or beautiful milfs AND MAKE PETER TOP THEM IM A BELIEVER OF TWINK TOP PETER RAHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 i know i sound annoying and thats true Xd

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Ships I Like :3Peter with Tony, Steve, Bucky, Sam, Thor, Clint, Bruce OR ANY HUNK OR HOT MILFS JUST MAKE SURE THEY'RE OLD ENOUGH TO BE PETERS DAD/MOM 😂 I also ship him with DC hunks like Batman, Nightwing, Redhood, Superman again if its a hunk taller and old enough to be Peters dad then Y E S

Next up are my Turn ons and Turn off and my extreme Turn on ima put a "keep reading" on the extreme cus i don't wanna flash bang you if its your 1st time on my blog ;w; ─────────────────────────────── Turn On's / Kink's I Like (this kinks are pretty tamed ;w;)

Small Top x Big Bottom • Scent/Smell • Size Diff • Male Lactation • slight blood kink • Chubby belly/Dad Bod • Uncut Cocks • Praise Kink • Degrading Kink • Spanking • Beards • Big man tiddies 🐮 • Pierced Nipples • Tattoos • Cream pie • Breeding • Cum inflation • Facial • Piss Kink • Pec job/fucking • Mpreg • Public Sex/Nudity • Man Cunt/Boy Pussy • Feminization • Size Queen • Dacryphilia • Hairy Pits theres probably more but I forgot butttt if you mention a kink thats not in my Turn off/Kinks I Dislike ill probably love it :3 ─────────────────────────────── Turn Off's / Kinks I Dislike

Body Odor • Scat/poop • Necrophilia • Vore • Gore • Vomit

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Just big warning the next kinks are very VERY VERY fucked up and immoral just a warning you don't have to read it really take care of your self first and if you decided to keep going good luck 🙏

Extreme Turn On's / Immoral/Fucked up Kink I Fucking love 😍 (if you hate/dislike this kinks then i understand and is justified)

many types of Incest • Extreme Underage like baby age • Grandpas like 70 and above • z0()philia like dogs, horses • Bugs or Insects • Oviposition • impregnation • pissing inside hole/pussy • rape/gangrape • non con -> con • sick twisted fucked up love • Abuser x Victim • Race kink • Ugly people appearance wise • Objectifying • Extreme/Unrealistic fucking

[whimsyvixen]

Ehe (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠) as the anon who first tried to pull you into RoR I saw what you did there~

Damn I'm not really into Loki but his cousin Thor but yeah he's hot too

So proud of you :')

Thor is true Pantene beauty 😍

It's weird because out of all of the RoR characters, Loki was the last one on my mind. One day I just started drawing and it was his ugly mug staring back at me.

Thank you for bringing the anime to my attention!

[chickensarentcheap]

OC Question Dump: Number 6 please for both Esme and Tyler. Thank you 😍

Thank you!! :D Sorry it took so long. I had to take the doggo next door for his walk and he stops at every pole and fire hydrant lol

Favourite superhero:

Esme: See, I want to say Thor. She did comment in the first story about how hot Thor is LOL. But to be different and not so predictable, I'm going to say Ant Man. I think she'd find Paul Rudd adorbs.

Tyler: He's a tough one to answer for! But I'm going to give it to Sam Wilson. Sam is the underdog in a way. No one really wants him to be Captain America (esp a lot in the fandom) but he steps up anyway and despite all the cards and odds stacked against him, still helps others!

[evansbby]

my best friend introduced me to the mcu like in 2021, and i was immediately down bad for steve rogers when i saw the FIRST scene of him 🫠 no face it was literally his BACK and him hitting a punching bag (my friend thought i was going to be into thor but i guess that’s not what qas going to happen 😶)

then after a while i saw snowpiercer, by this time i’ve familiarized myself with MOST of the cevans characters (curtis included) and that’s when i thought i saw the best cevans movie (but all i really had to compare him to was the mcu and canon steve rogers literally against everything i stan for and the godawful ENDING 💀)

i feel like i tried WAY too hard with ari levinson and lloyd hansen, like i’ll admit that ari is hot but his character CANONICALLY is just meh at best, and with lloyd is the opposite (where his personality is 🫣 but his looks is just 🤢) rsdr and the grey man have interesting premises but when i watched them… 😶 maybe it’s just me but these were movies i just can’t help but to skip to scenes where chris is in like they were NAWT it for me

then when i watched the LOSERS on my returning flight from the philippines 😭 jake JENSEN has my heart and to this day i STILL can’t figure out for the life of me what it IS about him that has me all 😍🥰🫠🩷 maybe it’s his uncle energy, his negative rizz, just— i’m sorry that is my DADDY

i stopped having netflix since my uncle canceled his subscription this year and i refuse to buy stuff from apple tv so until then pete BRENNER coleslaw turner and andy (tw) barfer are IRRELEVANT to me and don’t get me started on the time when lightyear was in theatres and i really showed up looking like i was on a whole ass date 😭 at the club 💀 as if buzz lightyear himself was going to grind on me and i was going to get impregnated all in that one night‼️

anyways sorry for that entire ramble i saw snowpiercer in your asks and i thought i’d chip in my 2 cents 😭

- 🫶🏼 anon (jenneyquinn)

I love how all of us girlies have a personal story about how we discovered Steve Rogers and how hot he was all bc of the boxing scene 😭😭 that scene literally started it all fr 😌😌

and honestly bestie, I get you with the trying hard with characters in order to like them. Luckily with Ari… well, it wasn’t love at first site for me bc I already liked Steve and I don’t like change or switching to other unfamiliar characters but then.. slowly Ari just became IT for me. But I get not wanting to force it tbh, that’s what I tried doing with Lloyd and it didn’t work at all 😭😭

I’m happy for you finding Jake Jensen! I have never seen his movie 😭😌 so idk about him but he seems cute! Also bestie you don’t need Netflix or Apple TV to watch all those movies 😭😭😭 just use bflix 😭😭😭😭

ALSO LMFAOOO Lightyear had the girlies going crazy I remember girlies on my dash talking about how buzz lightyear’s voice was hot 😭😭😭 LIKE PLEASEEE THAT IS BUZZZZZ 😭😭😭 I still haven’t seen that movie it does not appeal to me in the least 😭 I can kinda see why it failed lmfao.

[bookgeekgrrl]

My media this week (4-10 Dec 2022)

📚 STUFF I READ 📚

🥰👂‍Four Aunties and a Wedding (Aunties #2) (Jesse Q Sutanto, author; Risa Mei, narrator) - thoroughly enjoyed tf out of seeing Meddy & her ma & aunties again - screwball comedy end to end, with several laugh-out-loud scenes

😊Roll For Seduction (spikeisthebigbad) - Steddie, 74K - fun read, a lot of very authentic '80s details - the mention of Tuff Turf catapulted me back to being 15 and absolutely obsessed with Spader and that movie and I could not stop laughing about it

😊In the Winter Woods (Isabelle Adler) - xmastime queer cozy romantic mystery, very pleasant 2 hrs

😍Wish Granted (ambut) - Stucky, 40K, reread; love this no powers AU of recovering vet bucky seeing pro dom steve & then they catch feelings; had forgotten there's a really hot scene with thor included as well

💖💖 +153K of shorter fic so shout out to these I really loved 💖💖

Just Add Some Friction (Ennaess) - The Witcher: Geraskier, 31K - sex pollen AU - mind the tags, you'll know if it's your thing or not, it was very much mine

📺 STUFF I WATCHED 📺

Leverage: Redemption - s2, e6

Mystery Menu with Sohla & Ham: Halloween Candy

Mystery Menu with Sohla & Ham: Canned Cranberry Sauce

🎧 PODCASTS 🎧

Desert Island Discs - Richard E Grant, actor

Off Menu - Ep 164: Richard E Grant

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Buckley's Cave

Into It - Sheryl Lee Ralph Teaches the Children

Ologies with Alie Ward - Enigmatology (WORD PUZZLES) with David Kwong

Still Processing - America Has a Problem

Vibe Check - You Go High, You Go Low, and Then You Go Home

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Library of Congress Hair Collection

Decoder Ring Plus - How Preppy Became Streetwear

On the Media - The Oldest Trick

Twenty Thousand Hertz+ - Update: Jessie Unmasked

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Medfield State Hospital

Richmond Til We Die: A Ted Lasso Podcast - Ted Lasso S2E11: I'm Not Good With Goodbyes

Reflections of History - December 8th: John Lennon Is Shot Dead

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Fendika Cultural Center

Song Exploder - Son Lux "This is a Life" (from 'Everything Everywhere All at Once')

Into It - The Best TV of 2022 (Plus: Our 'White Lotus' Predictions)

Reflections of History - December 9th: U.S. Troops Arrive In Somalia

🎶 MUSIC 🎶

Presenting Halestorm

The Essential REO Speedwagon

Classics [Loverboy]

Tell the World: The Very Best of Ratt

Best Of [Skid Row]

Greatest Hits [Great White]

Instru-Metal

Rumours [Fleetwood Mac]

Rewind/Unwind

Eurovision 2022

Presenting P!nk

Presenting Fiona Apple

Presenting Stan Getz

Too Many Zooz

Presenting T. Rex

Presenting The Cars

50 Years of the Piano Man [Billy Joel]

[holdmytesseract]

I just thought of a more fun idea: have a Loki Pageant. Every version is competing for the title of The Ultimate Loki. You are the judge. Here are the titles you must award:

-Mr. Ultimate Loki and first runner up

-Most Talented

-Mr. Congeniality

-Best Personality

The categories for judgement are as follows: talent, fighting skills, hotness, costume, and personality.

The contestants are the Loki versions from each Thor and Avengers movie (separately), as well as TVA Loki.

Ahhh, omg! What a fun idea! 😱😍

Okay, okay, let's start this! 😍

Mr. Ultimate Loki

I am crowning Ragnarok!Loki to the ultimate Loki, because for once, this Loki has seen everything. He's been through a lot and therefore, he's got a lot of experience. Despite that, he's just so cheeky, funny and utterly handsome in that movie. Recalling, once again, the black suit. And the fighting skill? I mean...

Look at them curlzzzz! 🔥

Mr. Ultimate Loki First Runner Up

TDW!Loki. His fighting skills are to die for, he's hot as hell, especially with the wild curls he had, when he was in the dungeons. And his costume... Ughhh 🥵 That green tunic gets me every time and I love his armour in that movie. I don't know why, it's just so fancy. His personality... Ooof... Sassy Loki here we go. "Well done, you just decapitated your grandfather." "I think you missed a column." "Evidently, there will be a line."

Most Talented

I think I'm going with Thor1!Loki with this. I think he showed us a lot of his powers in that movie. Recalling the fights on Jotunheim and with Thor. This was just brilliant. He looks so cute and soft in that movie, and ravishing and sexy at the same time. 🔥 We don't have to talk about the costume, do we? 🥭 His personality is very interesting in this one as well. He experiences so many feelings in that movie... Jealousy, anger, revenge, pain, sadness, betrayal...

Mr. Congeniality (I hope I am interpreting this word right ^^)

Avengers1!Loki. I mean... Yes, he's a bit of a bad boy in this (forced and tortured by Thanos, yes), but ugh... One look from him would be enough and I'd be a puddle on the floor. He's got that sexy dark energy, which is just, phew... 🥵 Not to mention his outfit... 🥵 And not to forget this scene, of course:

I'd kneel for you any time, Sir.

Best Personality

Well, we've got only one Loki left and that's our TVA!Loki. I love him. I really do. He's a sexy, arrogant bitch (and I mean that in a positive way) and a sweet muffin as well! 🥰 His fighting is magnificent as always - I mean... battling 'Sylvie' with a vacuum cleaner? Come oooon, that's awesome. Hotness? Well... We've had the utmost pleasure to see him almost entirely naked, so... And the costumes? I love the suit. I LOVE it. He's so sexy in that suit. I love his personality. The way he turns and kind of... learns to, uh, love himself. (No, no, I'm not saying I'm a Sylki shipper.) He's quite emotional in the series as well. Seeing how his life would've been and learning how Asgard got destroyed... It did something to him.

Hope I did this right @ijuststareatstuffhereok89 ! ☺️ This was soooo much fun, thank youuuu! 😁💚

[jobean12-blog]

Oh wow. I just read through your Miniseries Boys in Bed with Books and holy 🥵 so hot. Have you ever thought about Loki and Thor? Or Curtis Everett? P. S. Your writing style is so beautiful 😍

Hiiiii sweets!!!! Ooooo YAY! Thank you sooooo much! I’m quite proud of them! They are really so much fun for me! So happy you’re enjoying them!❤️🥰💕really appreciate these kind words! So I have Curtis on my list😁 and Loki too actually, I might be able to swing a Thor if I got inspired. My next one is Matt Murdock then I’m hoping my Steve Kemp one will come to life-I have like three sentences haha

Thank you again! Hope you have the best day! Hugs💕

[witcherislovewitcherislife]

NATALIE PORTMAN IS SO FUCKING BUFF AJOSKWIXND

[infictionalwonderland]

Marvel characters with stripper s/o !

warnings : mentions of nudity, obviously stripping & pole dancing etc, lotta sexual shit bby, protectiveness, fem reader

characters included : tony, nat, steve, thor, bucky, sam, wanda

anthony —

mad protective

offers to literally pay for your well.. everything so you don’t have to work

but if you say you like your job and you want to continue working, he won’t push

he’ll respect your decision

i don’t think he’d come to your work place because he just wouldn’t be able to handle seeing other people thirst over his girl

major respect for you tho

cause pole dancing requires A LOT of strength plus the heels and everything

damn

definitely makes you were some of your skimpy stripper sets in the bedroom babe

and those high high heels

yea those too

if anyone ever talks bad about you bc of your career, it’s on fucking sight

death to all of them ☺️☺️☺️

always asks if you’re okay when you come back home cuz he knows how pple can be

fuck he was that person

but ultimately, just thinks you’re hot as shit babe <3

natalia —

i don’t know why but i feel like she knows how to pole dance as well

so it can be like a bonding experience 🤪

she doesn’t like the idea of people staring at what’s hers, and hers only, but she respects your decision

came to the strip club you work at once and ended up almost killing everyone that looked at you so she never went back

but

she did make you put your skills to use for something else

thinkin’ bout people looking at you while youre practically half naked makes her blood boil but when thinking bout you half naked on a pole makes her horny

so it’s a mix of emotions 😭

i feel like she would get a pole dancing pole but in her room or something and make you give her a private show

and perhaps

perhaps

if you’re lucky enough she��ll give you one back.

steeb —

😮😮😮😮

is like woah, and even more woah when he finds out just how much money you make

obviously doesn’t like it

flushes bright red whenever he’s reminded, bc of the images of you floating around his mind

doesn’t make any comments about it and tries to ignore the fact ( not out of shame, just cuz he flusters easily )

can get pouty at times

like when you’re about to go out for work sometimes he picks up the courage to say ‘you can stay home and give me a show, not them’

will whine

is really worried about people’s behaviour towards you at work!

immediately makes sure you’re okay as soon as you step in the door after work, looks you over for any physical sign of distress

if someone makes any sort of judgemental comment, bby is stepping up immediately

just supportive and flustered, as a whole <3

thor —

you’ll have to explain the job to him beforehand

but then he’s just extremely intrigued

asks you to show him your talents and what you do when you’re at work

is like 😮😍☺️🤩 thats my girlfriend guys, when you show him your pole dancing skills

genuinely so impressed with you

doesn’t see anything wrong with your career in the slightest

though if he does happen to stop by and see how the people react to you...

⚡️🌩⛈⚡️🌩⛈

trusts you completely without a doubt, he just doesn’t trust the people of midgard

‘if anyone troubles you, lady y/n, shout for help and i will hear you even if i am to be across midgard’

or something like that 😭

will unabashedly talk about your profession if asked

your biggest defender & supporter <33

bucky —

‘damn’

might drool a little ;)

then the fucking jealousy hits

and he just cannot get over the fact people get to see what’s his and his alone

expect some comments- tho all with purely heartfelt intentions

might catch him trying to convince the strip club owner to close it down

& he might.. jokingly.. suggest you get of on his metal arm cuz you like dancing on metal so much

he has a thing for your stripper heels too, and the outfits 😩😩😩

knock the fucking wind out of him

considers getting a stripper pole in your bedroom or summin so you can give him a show

all for education purposes ofc :)

checks how much money you make in a night and sees if it’s enough for his girl

if it’s not, he’ll have you do a show and give you the appropriate tips he knows you deserve

sam —

‘damn girl’

honestly is immediately turned on as images of you on a pole in slutty outfits fill his mind 😩

but then he’s like hold up-

people get to see you do that

half pouts & half glares at nothing at this realisation

has you give him lap dances and while you’re doing it he’ll brag that he has you doing it for free bc you’re all his

hands on your ass, ‘this is mine’ then a prolonged double boob squeeze ‘these are mine too’

checking you for any hand marks etc as soon as you walk through the door

making sure your shift went okay

and making sure that you’re okay

has you take selfies in your outfits before you go on

videos are acceptable and more than welcome, as well

wanda —

just raises an eyebrow at you at first

she could literally read your mind; she already knew

she would have said something to you if she felt it necessary but it’s not like she would ask you to quit, your body your choice & your life your choices

honestly thinks it’s attractive

thinking about you pole dancing in the sluttiest little bikini makes her wet

a fantasy of hers is you giving her a private show tbh

those outfits tho 😩😩

she cannot get over them.

the thought of people staring at you lustfully does make her slightly homicidal but we move

jumps at any opportunity to see you in action.. just, in private

the muscle you’ve gained from your job does turn her on quite a bit

has her way with you after work & presses kisses all over ur body to remind you that you’re hers :)

[disturbedbutgorgeous]

He so prettyyyyyy 😭😭😍

I don't care that it will only last a few minutes onscreen, I'm so ready for Thor's Hot Girl Summer era.

[iam93percentstardust]

Hi! I saw your post about sending titles and ship so here it goes: Stony - That's what he said.

Hopefully I'm still on time. And thank you! Love your fics 😍

very on time! took me a while to get to it (the problems of asking for prompts when i'm sick) but here it is! minor spoilers for she-hulk episode 1 and also warnings for past underage, drinking, and trauma.

that's what he said

it's private, this thing between them. it's private, and steve isn't ashamed of being with tony, but he's not ready for the world to know about them either.

it's just - from the moment erskine signed his paperwork and he shipped off to lehigh, his life has been under constant scrutiny. he was captain america, the uso guy, then he was captain america, the howling commando, and now he's captain america, the avenger, and he can't help but want to keep this small, sweet thing growing between them just for steve rogers.

so there's a night when the team's all together, and there's a night where the asgardian mead's flowing a little too freely, and there's a night where they're all feeling just a little more open than they normally are, and bruce asks about everyone's first time.

he probably should have known better than to ask. theirs is a team full of trauma and hidden pitfalls, and steve can see the moment natasha and tony go quiet. he reaches under the blanket tony's wearing like a burrito and holds onto his hand, silently letting him know that he's there for him. tony leans a little bit more into his side.

"okay, okay, i'll start," bruce says when none of them immediately speak up. then he tells them about meeting betty in undergrad and how he'd finally asked her out at the end of the year and how she'd said "finally" and dragged him up to her room instead.

and then it's clint admitting that he doesn't actually remember the night he probably lost his virginity considering it was an alcohol-soaked night at the circus, but that he counts the night he'd had with coulson when coulson was bringing him in to shield instead.

and clint is followed by tony who simply says that he was fourteen and alone for the first time at mit and so certain he was ready to take on the world.

natasha follows him and tells them about the red room's training and their insistence on making sure their teenage girls were prepared for everything. "he was nicer than he could have been," she says with a shrug that steve can see isn't as casual as she pretends it is.

thor breaks the tension with a very long story about the traditional asgardian orgy following a warrior's first battle, to which the entire team declares, "bullshit!" and then he chuckles and admits that his first was with lady sif, though still following his first battle.

"what about you, steve?" bruce asks once thor is finished.

steve thinks about the hot clench of tony's body around him, about rough hands sliding on slick skin, about tony's low voice whispering, "you're beautiful, you're perfect, you're mine," in steve's ear, about the blue shine of the arc reactor on steve's sheets. he squeezes tony's hand once.

and then he says, "one of the uso girls back in '43."

no one has to know it isn't the truth.