#thump back

[iced-souls]

I’ve been getting so much nostalgia from the randomly recommended videos to me about skylanders that I decided to doodle up some of the characters I remember using most often.

Which inevitably made me receive more nostalgia from the figurines we kept cause OMG I FORGOT THEY HAD CARDS—

Closer/more pics under the cut

[tsuchinokoroyale]

Happy new years… let’s stay hydrated together ✨

[kelin-is-writing]

OHH THIS MAN IS WAY TOO IMMACULATE I FEAR!!!!

[noecoded]

#ASMO: r u with the band..? ♡

outfit from this

[laylajeffany]

A twisted reimagining of canon events for Enid in the alternate universe setting within this penultimate chapter

[inchidentally]

https://x.com/MERCL4REN/status/1743286121973555513?s=20

find the difference level impossible :D but seriously, this tweet gave me a stomachache from laughing so hard.

THERE'S MY TWO CREEPY TOO SIMILAR VESTAL VIRGINS THAT MAKE ALL THE MEN ON THE GRID (except lewis) GO HUUUHHHHH???

[sneeg-snag]

misread a fnc fic where i thought the elders permanently cut off gillions tail (was heavily mentioned in younger flashbacks/in a break sequence w him and chip and not at all in older flashbacks) and i was like. GODDD they would do that. imagine them being like “you need to be strong without this now because it’s the first thing anyone will take from you in battle/lunadayis forbid if they capture you. others are strong without it. why aren’t you?” and him just not having a tail and jay and chip don’t think about it but they meet eyden and she does and they’re so confused and it’s like. GODDDD

[majimasleftasscheek]

Hi, im very sorry if this has already been answered or established somewhere else but im curious, with your Kazumaji stuff, around what time did they start dating (i.e. after the events of Yakuza 0 and all that) and how?

tbh, I dunno!

I don't really have an established date for that cuz sometimes I'm like man they'd be really cute during y0 and then other times I set it between post y0 and the beginning of y1. The latest they would start me thinks is some months after the events of y1 but in general it sorta depends on how I'm feeling and what silly scenarios play in my head

ideas under the cut tho 👀

if we're talking y0: I like to think Kiryu has to go to Sotenbori for some reason, be it business or he's there with Nishiki for some partying. he sees Majima at the Grand being depressed and is like "damn girl those bags under your eyes makes my dick go *boing sound effect*" and asks him out 🥺 Kiryu gets rejected immediately cuz Majima's in this cycle of 'I deserve nothing but pain and suffering' but Kiryu can't read the room so he is persistently showing up at the Grand despite Majima very obviously wanting to kick his ass. eventually he relents and goes on cute™ dates with Kiryu and realizes oof maybe human intimacy be kinda gucci

if between y0 and y1: Majima's fresh in his mad dog era starting shit with people just to be annoying and Kiryu's one of his targets mainly due to the events of y0. he's kinda like "lol this goober really did some important plot stuff, huh?" and his curiosity gets the better of him because Kiryu is an enigma who eats bugs and Majima cannot suppress his need to get some sense of understanding on this weirdo. in this timeline, it's more one-sided affection from Majima that comes in the form of stabbing while Kiryu is desperately trying to fight the gay allegations and failing. eventually he caves but it's a sorta unofficial, on and off thing that Kiryu doesn't really know how to evaluate for himself. Majima doesn't really care what they are since he's high on life atm and has a cute dude with big boobs on his arm

if during y1: literally just everything Majima Everywhere. Goromi. GOROMI 😩💦 Kiryu is all: I LIKE PUSSY but everyone's like okay big man then why's Majima pole dancing for you huh. the two braincells he has start to click and he realizes maybe Majima wants to hold hands or something unthinkable like that. ngl I like to think Kiryu's thing for Yumi is like a demisexual bi thing where he's like, I do love her but she don't zap my brain quite like the bowlcut freak who knows how to punch me real good and it becomes sorta his personal introspective journey during this time. Majima is also floating in the space of am I doing this for his benefit cuz "training" or am I falling for this dork. he's pretty sad about it cuz of the Saejima reminder vibes but eventually Kiryu falls into his own person that Majima really meshes with and the two of them struggle to actually voice how they feel all the while their pants are down in some dirty alley

if after y1: (going to insert shit from a fic I'm working on) Kiryu's absolutely devastated with what happened in the Millennium Tower + now having to take care of Haruka that he's shut himself off from everyone and everything other than doing the bare minimum to live. in comes Majima being a menace like yo you can't like, let a child parent herself you gotta get outta this slump and Kiryu's all fuck you stop breaking into my house. so it's a long pain in the ass process to help Kiryu deal with his grief while Majima keeps unintentionally making googoo eyes at him and both of them are like boy I sure hope this doesn't awaken anything within me. there's also a lotta dadjima stuff going on and Kiryu's like wowie zowie so you do have a heart and Majima's like no way loser while being just 😳👉👈

[thevalleyisjolly]

It would not make any sense with the way the episode is currently going, but I think Eadwulf should appear inexplicably at the end, have a moment of flirting with Kingsley, and promptly get turned down because he is fated to be the Tantalus of flirting, forever having charged sexual tension with people who ultimately wind up not pursuing it further.

[chapinii]

q!cellbit is talking to q!bbh. q!cellbit is talking to q!bbh. Q!CELLBIT IS TALKING TO Q!BBH.

[writingforfishes]

Onomatopoeia

Just a quick small list of hiccup onomatopoeias (and more!) before I go to bed tonight.

If anyone has a favorite or additional ones to add, feel free!

Classics:

hic hup huck hip

Doubles:

huck-ah hick'm hup-ah higgup hup'm huck-uck huck'l

Classic Variations:

hilp hulp hilk uck up hulk hack hock hurk hurp

Muffled and Suppressed Grab Bag:

mp hmp mk hmk hmpk h'muck hum'k shmk

Grunts and Groans Add-ons:

Mm Uh Ugh Ooh Oof Oh

Optional Interjections:

Sorry Scuse me That was loud... Crap Pardon Really sorry about this...

[uselessgaywhovian]

so how's everyone else's saturday night going

[bumblingbabooshka]

Fred Jones - All American Rich Boy!

[bright-and-burning]

having such a weird one rn… who’s got something cooking that i can bug them about…

[krbysreed]

ohhh, i just got so nauseous thinking about this again. OUTTA NOWHERE! FUCK!

[supernaturalsuperhero]

Something largely unknown by people is that bunnies are little shit nuggets. I love that little fluff ball to death but she is the brattiest little sassy shit