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more incorrect quotes for the stillborn danyal au - dpxdc
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Student: so like,, *gesturing to Plasmius* is he like,,, your dad or...?? Phantom: he would be if he wasn't such a BITCH Plasmius: excuse me Phantom: YOU HEARD ME
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Under the Bleachers: Danny and Dash smoking in solidarity Dash: Danny: Dash: do you have notes from Lancer's class today Danny: since when do I ever have notes from Lancer's class Danny: I can ask Tucker but only if you have notes from Abernathy's class Dash: deal
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Sam and Tucker: *making s'mores with Danny's lava hair* Danny, as Phantom: >:I Sam: you're just mad because you didn't think of it first Danny: yEAH
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Danny, freshly ghosted: .... Danny: well. at least i dont need to waste money on lighters anymore
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Tucker: with how long your hair gets we may just have to start calling you rapunzel Danny: don't you dare Sam: rapunzel, rapunzel, let down your lava hair Danny: NO
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Danny's hair tie breaks in the middle of a fight Danny: fuck Skulker: language child Danny, pushing lava bangs out of his face: fuck you! just for this im turning your suit into molten slag Skulker: waitholdonwecantALK--
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Danny: you know, by your logic Maddie is equally as guilty for abandoning you as Jack. She also never visited you while you were in the hospital. Vlad, had put his infatuation with Maddie aside but still kinda had feelings for her: Vlad: you're right Danny, not used to an adult agreeing with him: I-- huh, I am? Vlad: yes. If Dr. Walker had cared about me -- even if only as a friend, she would have tried to remain in contact with me. But she didn't. She is also as equally guilty for the accident that took your life too since she also failed to properly check over the portal for flaws and any improper wiring. Danny: wait- wait, i mean-- Vlad: this means only one thing Danny, bewildered: ??? Vlad, extinguishing all lingering feelings: I have to kill her too (somehow) Danny: nO.
#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc#dpxdc crossover#dpxdc au#dpxdc prompt#dpdc#stillborn? no still born au#stillborn danny#danyal al ghul au#danyal al ghul#flanderizing the vlad and danny dynamic just a little🕺 🕺 🕺 as a treat#parental vlad masters#my vlad masters could beat up your canon vlad masters#my vlad masters also wears a ribcage corset and is permanently cursed with BabyFaced 20 Year Oldness when he's plasmius#danny: hey so my foster mom also never talked to you when you were hospitalized tho | vlad: oh shit u right | danny: i am#vlad: she's also not blameless in your death either. | danny: uh oh | vlad (ultimately A Dad First): this means i have to kill her too#bc if phantom can be a permanent 14yo then plasmius is also a permanent college student and i think thats hilarious. he physically cannot#grow a goatee as plasmius. he can get all the facial hair he wants as vlad but not as a ghost. L to him. this only fuels his vendetta#SB Vlad: im gonna kill maddie | canon vlad: you WHAT#hc that maddie got her doctorate with her maiden name first and refuses to change it. jack and vlad both supported this decision in college#and still do. im taking Vlad's creepiness about maddie out back and shooting it in the kneecaps. boom gone now i can just make him Parental#vlad saw maddie try and shoot danny once and promptly did a 180 on his feelings.#vlad: ah well actually fuck you too now. you shot my kid | danny: NOT YOUR KID#i want everyone to know that i was listening to thunder bringer when i was making the vlad plasmius design and so that is now attributed to#him forever and ever. i curse him with the Zeus Boss Battle Theme Song
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average day in the tiktok warriors fandom
he's. he's literally described on the page as enjoying the feeling of making cats viciously maul each other. He gets "validation" for his feelings constantly through Gray Wing and his other sycophants kissing his ass, and still maliciously and intentionally torments them. He beats women and children for telling him no
What they want is BREEZEPELT. This describes BREEZEPELT. BREEZE. PELT.
The cat who is ACTUALLY reprimanded by authority for being angry all the time?? The one whose dad screeches at him for having basic needs?? A character who is explicitly shown to be manipulated by an evil force because they're the only ones who validate his feelings??
THAT Breezepelt?? Ringing any BELLS?
Lemmie guess. Tiktok probably doesn't like Breezepelt much because if you acknowledge that he's a child abuse victim, you can't keep woobifying Crowfeather into a sad boy. Lol.
#INCREDIBLE briainrot on tiktok#Clear Sky literally has a scene in Book 2 where all his cats gather around and validate him#During that speech where he decides to steal more land by killing more natives#Frost is one of them and then he still shoves Thunder's face into his wound so he ''knows'' why Frost needs to die#Clear Sky is CONSTANTLY getting his toes sucked and having people tell him he's the bees knees#You see he was just slaughtering indigenous people and beating women and children because he's sad :(#How dare you call him a heartless monster he's just angry :(((#(Meanwhile Clear Sky is in the background slobbering over a young woman with traits that remind him of his kid)#Re: the simple truth that people are more interested in sorrowful abusers than messy victims#Because that's what Clear Sky and Crowfeather are. And they will DESPERATELY find ways to woobify them further#so that they can keep ignoring the children they abused.
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You poisoned my mind, @gh0stbeeee. I hope you're happy.
Based on this Death Note shitpost about Ryuk being an inconspicuous cat: link
And all I could think about was Michigan J. Frog: link
Had to combine 'em~.
#another drawing that wasn't a choice#XD#my fanart#au by gh0stbeeee#I take no credit for this idea#I'll be a little upset if someone beat me to this exact crossover though lol#didn't mean to copy or steal someone's thunder#fancomic#Death Note#Ryuk#cat!Ryuk#L#Light Yagami#gaslighting#dancing#Michigan J. Frog#disguised shinigami
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dude assad zaman is a good actor. did u guys know this
#assad zaman#just watched the national theatre's east is east recording!!! epic#i need to see if the other production of east is east that assad was in was recorded cuz he was saleem in that one#and abdul and saleem are two quite different characters in relation to the themes of the story#something very poetic about him first playing the art kid middle child who readily rejects his dad&heritage#as soon as he's given reason to#and then going on to play the current eldest child in the family who just cant stop empathising with his parents#and yearning for his home as his only source of genuine community and acceptance#like as much as saleem's view is valid (he comes to these conclusions after his dad beats him)#his black and white thinking of rejecting his dad and therefore rejecting his pakistani heritage as a whole is immature#and yeah abdul's perspective is its own kind of immaturity. but it's also distinctly more grown up#because it's exactly what someone who has gone out and seen the world and been ostracised by it would feel#about his emotionally abusive but still familiar&comforting home life#anyway how does this relate to assad zaman. oh yea there's an interesting duality in the roles#i wanna see how he plays saleem after having seen how he plays abdul#thunder rambles
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OH MY GODDDD VENGEANCE SAGA WAS SO GOOOOOODDDD!!!!! I WAS SO HYPED FOR IT TO COME OUT AND NOW IM VALIDATED FOR BEING HYPED THAT SHIT WAS STRAIGHT FIRE
#epic the musical#the vengeance saga#I AM SERIOUSLY IN LOVE WITH POSEIDON'S VOICE ACTOR#HIS VOICE IS JUST 👌👌👌👌👌#AND ODY BEING A SAVAGE TO HIM BACK LIKE HOLY SGIT#THIS SAGA GOT ME KICKING MY FEET N EVERYTHING#I LOVED IT AHHHHHHHH#600 STRIKE HOLY SHIT#IT WAS SO VIDEO GAME CODED AND I LOVED IT#GET IN THE WATER DID NOT DISAPOINT NOR CHARYBDIS#OR HERMES#JUST AGH#I LOVE ALL OF THESE SONGS SO MUCH#excuse me im just really reaally happy over this saga it beats wisdom saga any day#might be up there in my top fav sagas next to thunder saga and underworld and ocean saga#just holy shit man#i love how this man does not hesitate to implement polites in nearly very saga no matter what#thats his guy his bud his best boi#god what an awesome thing to drop before halloween holy shit i loved it#calypso“what am i supposed to do with this love for you” like idk fucking perish idc#ody does not care
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guys i love the idea of “most pathetic jojo character” but do we really need to do it. it’s polnareff. guys.
#he beats thunder mcqueen because i think mcqueen can at least go to the bathroom without someone trying to kill him.... wait... no he can't.#okay a tie
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the day i am forced to bear witness to the gray vs thunder legion fight from 100yq is the day i break into hiro mashima’s house and eat him
#i genuinely hate 100 years quest#the thunder legion got done SO dirty#sometimes i think it wouldve been better for them if they HAD died in tartaros#putting them out their misery#fairy tail#freed justine#evergreen#bixlow#bickslow#gray fullbuster#more like gray fullbastard amirite#‘i felt pain from hitting my comerades’#yeah RIGHT thats why you kept beating freed into the ground after youd won through main character syndrome
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Holy fucking shit I did NOT survive the wisdom saga
#i misses athena so much and THIS is how shes reintroduced ough augh#her verse in little wolf...#we'll be fine when she said she cant sleep at night anymore BECAUSE OF ODYSSEUS#like odysseus is haunted by the people hes killed/hurt but athena doesnt care about mortals so shes fine. until ODYSSEUS is hurt#sobbinggggg#AND FUCKING LOVE IN PARADISE. ODYSSEUS TRYING TO COMMIT SUICIDE AND QUITE LITERALLY BEING HAUNTED BY HIS PAST#AND CALLING OUT TO ATHENA FUCK MEEEEEE#thunder bringer reprise as zeus fails to uphold his OWN RULES and he said something about shame idk what but like. pride is a damsel etc#hes supposed to be above shame and only force it on lesser people but hes NOT bc athena beat him#AND ATHENA OVERCOMING ZEUS WITH THE SOUND OF WARRIOR OF THE MIND#IT WOULD BE KINDER TO SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD /J#epic the musical
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wicked thunder
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thunderstorms make me fuzzy I want to cuddle with someone and spend the day staring at the rain...
#yeah ig I can tag it#chaosstorm#chaos storm#I do be craving affection when the weather is so perfect#and feeling my heart skip a beat with the thunder is so exciting#den “raycoon”#lord raiden#raiden
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@bldrdsh
"Those ore deposits had to go, one way or another."
In other words, Esemio in his ever wise wisdom had blown the whole enemy base up , the smokes still visible from the distance. It seems he had a lot of fun blowing it up.
#i just beated the campaign and i fucking hate the dead bride too#strong ass shields....#WHY DOES SHE NEED STRONG SHIELDS#I HATE IT HERE#thunder cage...winner...
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really enjoyed the sexyman tournament! however we all know the only reason sammy thunder wasn't in there is because he is too powerful
#doodles of my favorite contenders#professor layton#professor layton fanart#pl fanart#anton herzen#clive dove#sammy thunder#emmy altava#art stuff#i voted clive and respect the descole win but sammy thunder could beat him#professor layton and the true sexyman
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Slash's Famous Scene
Here we are, lads. Everyone's favorite scene in the totally best arc of WC. The one where Slash pins a pregnant woman to the ground and licks her face, while threatening her fetuses and cutting her cheek open so Clear Sky can have more man pain.
So far I've been using "fridging" as synonymous with the brutal killing of a female character to advance a male character's arc; but I do want to remind everyone that the term "fridging" describes disproportionate violence done to women in the service of their husband/brother/father/son's arcs. It doesn't HAVE to be death; it can also be battery, maiming, depowering, or sexual assault.
So far, 8 women have died to serve male arcs, most of them for Clear Sky specifically. Fluttering Bird, Bright Stream, Storm, Misty, Bumble, Turtle Tail, Rainswept Flower, and Petal. Now Star Flower gets sexually harassed and kidnapped, bringing the arc's fridge total to 9.
Anyway content warning, obviously. It's still Warrior Cats and doesn't get too graphic, but this bag contains a dead dove.
First, Clear Sky gets another toesucking from the ghost of his wife who died after leaving his controlling ass. Specifically, after he threw his disabled brother out of his Clan, and after his lust for seeing random people (including his brother) get mauled at the border resulted in the death of Fox.
She tells him that his behavior never drove anyone away, it was all totally not his fault. I'm waiting for a laugh track and it never comes. The apologetics in this arc are unrivaled.
Then, Clear Sky wakes up and his pregnant wife is not next to him. So he goes looking for her and sees her being flanked by Slash and his memorable minions, Grunt 1 and Grunt 2. Star Flower is so possessed by fear that she doesn't move.
They REALLY need to sell that Slash is TRUE evil, PURE evil, because of the wet fart that is Clear Sky's redemption arc. They're saying that Clear Sky ISN'T bad, because he is not this. A dirty, sadistic monster who coos evilly about how he's going to hurt the kittens in his wife's belly and cruelly twitches his whiskers.
(as a petty side detail, please also note that this passage cannot even keep Slash's fur color straight. Behold, a cat so evil that he cannot even remain a brown tabby! He turns gray when he commits nefarious deeds! Ashfurification included!)
Star Flower is the one being pinned to the ground and having her face cut open as Slash screams about how she promised her father she'd be his mate, but this scene is about Clear Sky's distress. Star Flower is an object to this narrative, which these two men are in conflict over.
The pinning, the violence, the sexual implications, are being done to make Slash as monstrous as possible to contrast to Clear Sky. Slash doesn't kill anyone, so the narrative needs to make you SO UPSET your emotions are thrown into overdrive, so you'll accept how truly terrible he is.
The simple truth that this rancid book is trying to make you ignore, is that Clear Sky is exponentially more deadly. He has caused harm so unspeakable that they have to describe his bloody murders in passive voice. They "died" now, instead of "were killed," and the violent system he created is presented as "making up" for the trauma he's caused to the survivors.
"Pushing his muzzle close to her injured cheek, he licked the blood from her fur with a long, lingering lap."
Think critically about the characters they are presenting and the actions they make them do. None of these are real people. They are writing choices. They have portrayed Slash as a perverted, domineering, child-abusing savage, so Clear Sky the Settler can look good in comparison.
then Star Flower gets dragged off, kicking and struggling, feeble and completely unable to defend herself as clear sky thinks about how she might die along with his fetuses.
Obviously Clear Sky is so very stressed out by all this and needs to blow off some steam, so he smacks the nearest woman and starts screeching about how Star Flower is more loyal than the son he abuses
The first thing he does after the Slash event was physically assault the nearest woman. I can't... I don't have the words. Are you seeing this. Do you see what I am fucking dealing with. literally the first woman he sees.
"DOES THAT FEEL LIKE AN ACT??" He bellowed like a fucking wifebeater at the girl whose face is bleeding because he cut her in a fit of rage. That's fine as long as you don't lustfully lick it afterwards I guess!!!
#dotc hate#bones reads dotc#Slash dotc#this arc is going to END me#ill also get into how slash's description of events is a lie#but the fact he is a liar and pulling a bluff is a plot point later#Starf is around the same age as Thunder based on her order of events and Clear describes her as 'young'#Starf also does not lie. They talk about 'manipulation' and 'betrayal' but no. she's very honest#the only misleading she ever does is through vagueness like when thunder asks her 'do you know one eye'#and she says 'yes' but doesn't elaborate#a woman will have absolutely no choice in her actions and do nothing wrong by telling her dad about an assassination attempt#and the writers will put that on the same level as a man who beats kids and kills women and commits war crimes
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PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAVE TROUBLE WITH THE CLAYTON BOSS FIGHT?????????? 😭😭???? /GENQ
#I WIPED HIM C L E A N. IM SHOCKED. HOW???? HOW DOES ANYONE HAVE A TINY BIT OF DIFFICULTIES WITH HIM?#I’ve had nobody died while fighting Clayton… Me Goofy and Tarzan were beating the hell out of him like it was no tomorrow…#It also helped that I kept electrocuting the hell out of him because any time I would use fire or blizzard that would leave me VERY open#for him to shoot at me compared to me using thunder sooooo yeah#But yeah like I told our sister yesterday if I would’ve kept Donald on our team things could’ve gone so much differently… for the worse…#sorry if any of this especially the first tag sounded harsh or mean spirited… not supposed to come off that way!!#whisper rambles about kingdom hearts#*had to fix this with the right terms because I did NOT have thundaga or the others in the early stages of the game lmao
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Thinking about the time I wanted to read the Thunder Thief but ended up reading The Book Thief. Then when I needed to read the Thief Lord for a school assignment, I ended up rereading The Book Thief.
I think I’m dyslexic gang 😓
#it’s a pretty meh book#read it if you want#the book thief#my life could’ve been vastly different tbh#did you know I wasn’t allowed to read Harry Potter?#not because of parents or anything#I would’ve gotten beat by my other family if I did#they hated Harry Potter :(#the thief lord#the thunder thief#percy jackson#ao3 writer#write#writer#:3#now I’m just obsessed with the outsiders
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Just two Aries in a room together. Chapter 16 up now
#what follows thunder#mydoodles#im soooo rusty but you know that saying 'you cant depend on your A game'#trying not to beat myself into drawing better just vibing lol
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