#tickling is the worst

[chapal-patate-chaparu]

I'm having allergies in the middle of winter. Such pain deserves to be shared

[jettorii]

he just thinks her laugh is pretty :]

[emmyrosee]

The feminine urge to write non!curse au sukuna as super soft for his insignificant other but hides it under a wall of muscle and tattoos 💔

[skyloftian-nutcase]

TotK DLC idea!

The screen is black. You don’t hear anything for a long time. Then, faintly, in the distance, you can hear it.

Link. Link. Open your eyes.

While the line echoes familiarity, the voice does not.

Or. Well. It does. Because while it isn’t Zelda, it’s a familiar man’s voice speaking gently, so gently you almost don’t recognize it because there’s no way he ever spoke like this in the main game.

But he is now. And instead of a golden light being the first image you see before the screen shows Link awakening… you see gloom floating in the air. The image cuts to a Hylian waking up who… doesn’t look like Link from TotK?? He’s different, still small in stature, with slightly tanner skin, platinum light blonde hair, and red eyes. But… something’s wrong with his forehead. There’s a weird line on it.

This new character you apparently are gonna be playing in the DLC blearily blinks his eyes open, clearly groggy and too weak to really move. But then that line on his forehead moves a hair, it splits apart, and you realize it’s a freaking eye, red and yellow and it’s like the ones on gloom hands and oh gosh what the hell is it doing on his forehead—

Link realizes something is off and his eyes blow wide, his hands reach for his forehead and he screams in agony and terror, only for someone to scoop him into a hug to soothe him.

And suddenly you realize why that voice was eerily familiar.

It’s Ganondorf. He resurrected you from the era of the Imprisoning War. You, who have a history with him and his family. You, who he wants to protect, who he views as his kid, who he calls a prince and says he’ll keep you safe by controlling your body with his dark magic if he has to.

Welcome to Tears of the Kingdom: Hero’s Shadow.

You have to play a long gone Hero who was resurrected. Ganondorf, who is still recovering his strength in preparation for killing the current Hero, tasks you with finding your betrothed, his daughter, as well as his wife. They’re buried somewhere in the Depths like you were. He wants you to find their burial sites so he can use his secret stone to resurrect them like he did you, and control them as well. Which is doubly bad when you realize his wife was the original Sage of Lightning. He gives you free reign to wander once you go through a tutorial (he tests you to see if you’ve recovered enough strength), because he knows you love wandering and collecting things. Your own personal objective, however, is trying to help Hyrule from the Depths, to break free from Ganondorf’s control, because Link would rather set himself on fire than let Ganondorf resurrect and control the love of his life and his mother-in-law. Your best hope is to find shards of the shattered Master Sword to try and stab the eye on Dark Link’s forehead and break the control Ganondorf has on you. Until you can, though, the monsters are your allies, you can teleport across the Depths by manifesting out of the gloom created by gloom hands (just like what Phantom Ganon does), and the world below is your oyster. If you get too close to sword shards when gloom hands are nearby, Ganondorf can see your attempt and immediately takes control of your body, and no matter what button you press Link just walks back to Ganondorf’s location and stays there until you get a chance to try again.

You start with three hearts, all empty looking like when gloom hurts you, and if you get injured they just shatter. Whenever they all shatter, you respawn at Ganondorf’s location because his gloom hands came and rescued you from dying. The only way you can get more hearts is by collecting poes and offering them to the statues in the Depths. You can communicate with the spirits of soldiers, who may give you combat tips or info about the area. If you gain enough of Ganondorf’s trust, he’ll let you command monsters, and he might even let you wander the Surface (under his supervision) during a blood moon.

You learn of Link’s and Ganondorf’s history through discovering ancient relics/texts that trigger memories. This connection between you and Ganondorf stems back to time before the war, well over ten thousand years ago. Link was engaged to Ganondorf’s daughter, but during the Imprisoning War the family fought against the demon king. Ganondorf did love his family, but he loved power more. Link sacrificed himself, letting himself get mortally wounded to save Rauru from a killing blow. Gan held him as he died, and it allowed Link to both beg him to stop and stab him in the heart with a light shard. The shard didn’t kill him, but it was what Rauru connected with when he hit him in the chest, allowing him to seal Ganondorf away. Ganondorf still wants the world, but his love for his family is still present, though now twisted, so he thinks he can control Link and everyone else with his dark magic in order to keep them safe and in line. Once the threat of the current Hero is eliminated, the world will be his, and his family will be safe. As such, he treats you, Link, the player, like a stubborn child, reeling you in, but does so in a horrific way, torturing Link by controlling him.

You have to break free of this and stop him, and the only hope you have is the distant call of a sword spirit…

[astronomodome]

Periodic reminders of mcyts’ real names is good for the health of the fandom environment I think Anyway remember how ren’s name is warren

[fickle-tiction]

okay but brand new relationship Superbat

Alfred walks in on Clark straddling Bruce's lap, hands buried in Bruce's armpits as Bruce does his best to remain stoic. Normally Alfred would turn on his heel and leave as quietly as he entered when he walks into a scene like this, but Bruce left his gauntlets on top of the coffee machine again, and at this point it had to be a deliberate act because Alfred dared to suggest he call it an early night last night.

"Master Kent." It's gratifying to see Superman startled by his voice; the poor man visibly jumps but remains where he lands on Bruce's lap. "You may have more success with his stomach." Alfred runs a hand down his own stomach, right where it tapers off to his side.

Clark lights up like Christmas has come early, in direct contrast to Bruce's eyes going wide as he begins trying to shove him away in earnest.

"Alfred." Bruce hisses, hands grabbing onto Clark's, lacing their fingers together. "You're fired."

Alfred's eyebrow raises of its own volition. "In that case," both of their heads whip around to stare at them. Clark's face is full of glee. Bruce looks torn between pleading and defiance. "I must insist you go for his neck."

He backs out of the room to the sounds of Bruce's panicked protests, quickly followed by scratchy frantic laughter that he hasn't heard in a long long time.

[zeetickles]

omg nooooo don’t take your shoes off and place your feet in front of me and tell me how ticklish they areee~ i’d hate that so muchhh~

[squishyimps]

I was bored and was in desperate need for ler!Mike’s alters

Sooo….lee!Mani

Poor guy..

[unbeleevable]

Never knew I squeaked

Good Lord

Learning new things about me everyday 🙏

( tags for on this one 😭)

[sleepysheepytea]

Got those summertime, summertime tickles

I’m trying to prevent myself from getting too excited for fall so I wanted to do draw some summer tk scenarios with my ice cream bapies eeee

Someone trying to put sunscreen on another and failing miserably because they're squirming so gosh darn much

Classic convincing someone to let the other(s) bury them in the sand and then is betrayed by the other(s) going after their footers

Someone taking a nap in the sun or tanning or whatever and then getting attacked

Chilling in a floatie tube and another person sneaking up and attacking their tummy or footers

THOSE EVIL POOL JET THINGIES-

[reap-the-game]

The memory of innocence It's stinging me, it's breaking me The pain is spreading endlessly And now I'm turning to dust in a world that's twisted Don't come searching when I go missing

[toadallytickles]

hng- so getting gang tickled casually on the couch while you’re high and vulnerable.. 👌😩💦 and the Lers are a lot bigger and stronger than you like I had no chance 😫💦‼️omg it happened twice just this past weekend and it was so so awful and flustering ‼️ I keep replaying it in my head because it’s been a dream of mine to have comfortable relationships where tickling just casually happens~ and it was SO MEAN yet so fun. Honestly the highlight of my weekend LOL and a lot happened!!

then perhaps I found the confidence to ask 3 of my Ler friends to gang tickle me in our bondage setup and yeah whatever ….. it was so embarrassing like ew 😖💕 but really really happy it happened eeee!!

And then Clay and I had a solo session the last night, I was very high and he got me really bad.. but I think I had my first nipple orgasms (yes plural!!) like h oly fuck my nipples were so sensitive that night and he wouldn’t leave them alone.. I just had the strangest overwhelming feeling from my chest multiple times, like I had no idea what was happening, it was very intense. Waking up the next morning and on the drive home my nipples tingled the whole time-! Ug h 🥵 never experienced that before!! :)

Perfect tickly weekend 💕

[dearheart42regenerated]

so I LOVE the idea of bringing Holly back in with maybe a bit of a "character makeover" so that we don't have the tired misogynistic trope of a jealous woman "competing" for a love interest's attention lol...BUT. ALSO. toxic femininity can be genuinely compelling and delicious in a character when it's executed well.

WHAT IF: instead of Holly seeing Julie as a threat and poking holes in her "intern" story from the Burner side - we had her doing all that from the KaneCo side? Holly, the ambitious cutthroat corporate businesswoman. Holly, the aspiring-CEO girlboss.

instead of competing with Julie for Mike's attention, she's competing for Kane's. because she's gonna get all the way to the top of the corporate ladder no matter who she has to step on, she's worked too long and fought too hard for every pay raise and ounce of respect she's got in this place, and goddammit why is this random intern suddenly landing big positions and getting promotions and special "training seminars" with Kane?

what makes Julie so special? she's clearly nowhere near as qualified and dedicated as Holly is, like...what is she really up to?? constantly running around and disappearing when she thinks nobody's looking?? SOMETHING sketchy is going on.......

[thebest-medicine]

Lee Jester is such an underrated headcanon tbh, lots of people see her as a ler cause she's mischievous and chaotic but I can only think of her as the kind of lee who provokes/annoys people on purpose just to get Absolutely Wrecked

Bratty Lee To The End!!!!

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[jahiera]

I kind of want to just restart emrys so I can play her again more perfectly this time... kill even MORE fiends and such. but also I speedran grymforge a bit & the thing is that. emrys rolls up to moonrise towers already have a deep-seated and intense paladin-specific beef with ketheric. babygirl heard that he was 1. an evil paladin 2. broke his paladin vow to TWO gods prior 3. was like That and decided Actually, I'm going to project All of my own personal issues and insecurities onto you. And then I'm going to kill you. and then she still offered to spare him. so I need the buildup to that from grymforge. you see.

[switchytransboy]

as close to a face reveal as i am comfy getting right now ft. my slowly developing abs 🤓🫶🏼🥵

fun fact working out my abs puts me in lee moods most of the time. there’s just something about ab day bruh 🥴💀