Tumgik
#time for me to custom print that
sergle · 1 year
Note
Bumper sticker that says "I ATE THE BEST PUSSY OF MY LIFE AT THE OKLAHOMA RATTLESNAKE FESTIVAL"
hm. yeah I'll post that
23K notes · View notes
puppyeared · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
this has been plaguing my mind for days
351 notes · View notes
b4kuch1n · 4 months
Text
hi! birthday. which means it's finally time t
yo what the itch store is fixed up now
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
damn what? I don't know where this came from. look all the comics I put on g*mr**d a year ago are back here again with all the formatting and typesetting by @fireflysummers as well as the exclusive bonus art wtf who did this. my werewolf comic on here too what the hells!! that one also got re-toned for printing if u want to AND an exclusive cover spread !!! what the fuck!!!!! come see for urself I can't make this shit up
#bakuspecial#comic#itch.io#bakugoods#<- made up a tag for when I sell things that aren't commissions just now#for folks who still remember me talking abt a physical run of these comics: I'm so sorry this year and the last have been brutal#and I live in a well and suffer a curse of international mails never going well. so the logistics became Very complicated#I still think abt it tho! I've prepped up all the assets just bc I thought abt it so much... we picked out a gift print for the orders#And a bonus print for the pack#but I couldn't gather my brain enough to make it happen. yet#it takes a bit of overhead so I gotta build that up. which is. right now talk for after the shit that just happened to me got smoothed out#but I do want it to happen. I've been sitting on this exclusive custom print for like two years now#I really love that drawing its so cute. I still hold that project close to my heart#anyways uhh itch store! happy birthday to me!#last year this time was so rough I didn't even Want to think about my birthday lol#strangely enough with this small little fragmentation grenade we just got I became more motivated to fuck around on my bday lmao#probably out of spite. hammer philosophy#my parents love making a whole thing out of me and the brother's bdays lol so dinner's gonna be something#but for now I can still chill. and prep up stuff. and do my thang#if u look thru the itch store and get something from there thank u so much! I hope the comics treat u well#and now. I make hot drink. have a good day lads! do a little jig for us let's go
81 notes · View notes
sweetest-honeybee · 7 months
Text
Some people do kinda suck but I find a lot of joy in giving people really specifics compliments at my job and it makes their whole day sometimes c: 💛
110 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
set out to create a serious, canonesque drawing with which to say "feel free to go in my lackadaisy tag and help me mystery speculate" but only got going when i made it bowling and the rarepair agenda
#not that i imagine anything w/mordecai's Rare so much as: diluted range of possibilities lol. probably someones on that mordecai/virgil life#when it turns out it takes several tries to start to get more solid footing at drawing characters for the first time: What The?????#i actually don't think i ever tried drawing lackadaisy before; against all odds....if i had i would've had a head start lol#lackadaisy#corned beef#any collectively used pairing name here? mordenico? nicodecai? in absence of otherwise Knowing:#nicodeme savoy#mordecai heller#me in '07 going oh my GOD this ART!!!! me in '23 going oh my GOD this ART!!!! & guess how i've always felt years in between#goddd perusing the gallery bonus art afresh recently just like WOWWW i'm SOOO#the collages of full-body drawings for book purchases i think like my GOD i love to see it. plus that the Extra Stuff gallery means there's#such a variety like. stuff that's clearly noncanon; stuff that could be / kinda is; jokes; portraits; story / characters insight....waaughh#also shoutout to everyone behind all the mordecais in KS Backer Art 1 & 2 like ''sexy mordecai please'' apparently lmao. hell yeah#anyways my Marigold Bowling Team headcanons are simple and straightforward: nicodeme w/the muscle can get a strike from the force of having#hit one pin that smashes into all the others; but don't underestimate his versatility. mordecai with the precision / method & absolutely#who you want trying to hit the only pin left on the lane. serafine's got like serpentine curveballs changing velocity halfway down the lane#and they've All got pointing a gun at the people setting pins / returning balls b/c that wasn't automated back in the twenties#back when everyone had customized printed tees....oh fun fact. a real live kitty cat crinkled that first pic's paper by jumping on it#or really; ricocheting off of it. classic#also the ''i want people to seriously consider nicodeme/mordecai. but also sillily'' purposes have me using Close Contact as a shorthand#it's earnest and can sure be [longhand] too but you go ''You Could Never HC Datingly Affection ft. An Always Touch Averse Character'' & i?#well i scoff derisively and slowly swivel my chair around to face you; arms crossed; smhing....hah. how greatly you underestimate my power.#you're throwing [hcs for a romance ft. an autistic character] & [that ft. an asexual character] & i'm grabbing them midair & Sips Them#ha ha why these replenish my health And experience bars....#Never Be Afraid To Forget To Draw Mordecai's Glasses Or That You Also Put Your Thumb In A Bowling Ball....he's warming up. or w/e.#nicodeme w/the boxing experience shoulders massage trope. giving that pep talk#or you can go ''get a strike or we kill you'' b/c you never have to find out if he's joking or not#mordecai unfazed b/c that's the stakes in this business (bowling) & he's autistic so always having to ignore Everyone being weird/confusing#haven't come up with a lackadaisy's team bowling pun name lol.#still feel free to go in my lackadaisy tag and help me brainstorm mitzi n mordecai's murder mystery ;w; enrichment
315 notes · View notes
thr-333 · 11 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Finals are finished after this week but for now she is finally done. She’s gone though outfit changes, a dozen diffrent faces, so many versions of that bloody trenchcoat and a begrudging delve into package design. But she’s here and looking awesome.
110 notes · View notes
todayisafridaynight · 6 months
Text
seonhee and sawashiro both being associated with purple's the most evil shit in the world now who the fuck am i supposed to put in my purple card holder
#snap chats#sorry guys im one of those girlies who are super into card holders now </3 esp the ones you can customize </3#highkey i got this cause i wanted to put my school id in it so i didnt have to take my wallet out every time i needed to get in my buildin#BUT ON THE LOWEST OF KEYS I GOT IT TO BE MENTALLY ILL TOO i was obsessed watchin people journal and make cute card holders#i dont get recc'd those vids anymore but i remember watchin em an bein like MAN i wanna do that.... thats so cute..#on the real i think card holder customizing's healthy for me. it helps me learn to use things i buy LMAO#CAUSE WITH STICKERS AND THE SORT I HOARD THEM AND NEVER USE EM#and i always get buyer's guilt even if it's something small so i just think. i have to learn letting go and things not being perfect is ok#YOU BOUGHT IT SO USE IT like those ishin colognes... like the scent'll fade anyway i should use them while i can...#as much fun and therapeutic I Think as this was tho i cant imagine having a need to get another card holder... tragedy..#regardless. this card holder's really cute </3 spoilers it's a kuromi one cause i needed more purple in my room i fuckin guess#the stickers were real cute.. also there was a lil baku... hi baku <3#which leads me back to my problem. '''''''problem''''''' yeah i dont even have a printer here but when i go back to my ma's i wanna be sick#walmart lets you get photos on that GLOSSY PAPER... tempted... anyway no listen to my non problems#cause in my heart i do associate kuromi with seonhee alright it just makes sense. PLUS baku and joon-gi#COUNTERPOINT. HOWEVER. there is no image funnier than slapping a depressed middle aged man who prob has a worryin body count#into a card holder decorated with hearts and sweets and bows with a big ass heart keychain danglin off it. like cmon#big brain move is to print out one pic each of em and just swap em out every other day LOOOL#i just want an excuse to show off the card holder.. i get why people have these now this was fun and cute....#ok bye i think ive been ill enough tonight#i thought i was gonna finish another comm but ☠️ ill just do them tomorrow morning they wont take long..
11 notes · View notes
mctreeleth · 1 year
Text
Big Dice Update:
The metre tall dice is very good but it is difficult so say that is bigger than some of the other “biggest” dice I have seen, and now that the technique has been worked out it isn’t that hard to do the math for the next size up, and the sewing is not technically challenging it is just slow, so like, I may as well go for broke in my attempt to make the biggest roll-able D20 there is.
I found some $4 a metre light grey canvas at Spotlight while I was home over the long weekend but they only had 5 metres of it and I needed 10. Fortunately the one up here in the city also had some, so I now have the 10 metres required to make both the 135cm (bigger than the biggest roll-able dice I have found record of online) and 70cm (can fit through a door - just) D20s.
I have ordered a pack of rainbow dyes to colour it (I just want big random rainbow splotchy batik) which hopefully gets here by this weekend, so we can get some spray bottles and make a day of it. I still need to order a hundred+ dollars worth of zipper and twill tape, and then go back to Spotlight for about $30 of the cheap poplin for the tubes.
As always, the noodles will be the last bit bought, because these two will require another 20 of them, and my apartment is quite small.
Oh, and I would like to take the real big one to the medieval fair, which is in less than 4 weeks.
I make such good choices.
21 notes · View notes
bidokja · 10 months
Note
https://twitter.com/izepress/status/1675325744841469959?t=T-WQKLhFOlVCdo0sPdkzew&s=19 AHHHHH
Tumblr media
ENGLISH PRINT HERE WE COMEEEEE
guess i gotta save up money again so i can own all of them ope
14 notes · View notes
feral-and-or-horny · 1 year
Text
I am the sexiest and most competent barista in this coffeshop
41 notes · View notes
sainte-melasse · 4 months
Text
The dilemma of seeing a cute lolita dress for sale and not knowing if I want it because I would love wearing it or if I want it because it's objectively cute and I like looking at it but I would not wear it.
4 notes · View notes
youssefguedira · 7 months
Text
unsolicited medical advice from a customer today 😃
#firstly. i was in training she was literally my first customer. secondly. i am VOLUNTEERING i'm not even paid to be here. thirdly. why the#fuck would i tell you the details of my immune system fuckery. i have Got to get better at just going 'no' to people tbh#didn't want to seem rude. but there is only so far Customer Service Voice can take you#other than that it was a really good time i enjoyed it. but like. my first customer#even my supervisor was like wow i cannot believe the first people you got were like that. are you ok#neon has thoughts#the essence of the conversation was this:#me (wearing a mask): hi can i help you! :)#Person I Have Never Met: why are you wearing that (as well as asking for her ticket)#me: uh. medical reasons? i'm immunocompromised?#her: (stares at me for a moment) so what are you doing about that#me: ????#the mask???#her: like are you taking vitamins to Boost Your Immune System. because the mask won't help it actually makes things worse.#me: here is your ticket! :) (please go away)#this all took place while i was waiting for the ticket to print. sigh#her intro was actually more like 'are you ok' which i initially thought was because i looked too obviously like a person who has literally#started 5 mins ago. but no.#ANYWAY. frustrating situation. in theory i know i should've just said personal reasons but i didn't wanna be rude (especially not while i#was actively being watched by supervisor) so it was like. well what do you want me to say#'boost my immune system' I Have A Disease Random Woman I Have Never Spoken To In My Life
4 notes · View notes
spxnglr · 1 year
Text
Working as a specialist in complaints makes me wonder how the Busters handle complaints against them and my answer is almost always "Egon just shreds them without responding".
9 notes · View notes
skull-crusher · 1 year
Text
I see a lot of talk about MM and sibling stuff, and I think the only bots that are supposed to be actually related are Rock, Roll and Blues, everybody else it all comes down to personal preferences i’m pretty sure.
Like me with the cossack line, I personally see them as siblings- but if someone else sees them as just coworkers or a group of the worst dads ever trying to take care of a single blonde child that’s okay too:) i think for some, it all comes down to which is the most fun dynamic for you to play with in your brains.
14 notes · View notes
pkbeamgamma · 10 months
Text
i dont think its um normal for my manager to joke about firing me back when i had covid (for non-covid reasons) like ok thats so crazy. did i need to know that
2 notes · View notes
stellamancer · 11 months
Text
forget an iced beverage, I need a freakin' caffeine iv drip.
2 notes · View notes