#tiny titie

[ressonancee]

when lee chan will stop being a COWARD and record a dancelogy with a reggaeton song

[mosquitinho]

it's not much but i rly love this corner of our place

[tigirl-and-co]

BUG BUZZ (pokemman ask)

Hell yeah, thank you for the ask!!!

I loooove Nincada and Shedinja, although I'm kinda meh on ninjask lol

I also really like Cascoon and Dustox!!!

Scyther is one of my all time fave gen 1 Pokemon uwu

Very big into Volcarona, but who isn't lol

Although my all-time fave bug type is Anorith!!!!! He's my special lil guy!!! I love him so much <333

I have 3 bug type sitting cuties lol

[not34624]

VIRGIN! DENJI HEADCANONS

gender neutral! reader, readers chest get called titis (1), loser + virgin denji (?), possible ooc??, no beta read REQUEST ARE OPEN

virgin! denji, the boy you meet in the first day school and is pretty much a loner and a loser.

virgin! denji who thinks he's a lesbian until you explain to him that's not how it works

virgin! denji who as you two get closer gets way more touch (ex: sitting on your lap as a ‘joke’ since other boys in class do it to their guy friends, holds your hands while you back to school and back, rubs his crotch against your behind whenever he hugs you from behind)

virgin! denji hasnt had his first kiss so when he told you, you had told you had a lot experience with girls and could teach him if he wants, which lead to you guys kissing as ‘friends’ so he can learn how to kiss girls.

virgin! denji who finally has his first kiss with a girl but isnt as exciting compared to kissing you so when he tells you, you end up making out with each-other just so he feels a little bit better.

virgin! denji comes home sobbing and calls you over and explains that he had confessed to his crush but he is ejected as she explains to him shes a lesbian, you hold him and whisper into his ear sweet nothings.

virgin! denji who complains that he will die if he doesnt touch a pair of titis, so like the good friend you are you let him touch your plush ‘tits’ which leads into him removing your school uniform and sucking on your sensitive nipples like a baby and leaving your poor chest feeling all sore.

virgin! denji who finally confesses that hes a virgin (which isnt shocking) and is terrified of dying a virgin knowing that hes a devil hunter and could die at any time!

virgin! denji who loses his finally loses his virginity to fucking his best-bro during the weekend

“so i just put it in?” he tilts his head as he looked at you, his brows frowned, you nodded. “yeah just put it in!” denji is hesitant hes never done anything sexual ever unless you count sucking on your best-bros chest or making out with them sexual but besides that he has zero idea on what hes doing! what if when he slides in it hurts?! you cup denjis face in your hands as you place a kiss onto his chapped lips “cmon denji.. dont keep me waiting!” you pout, his cheeks flush red as he slowly begins to slide into your tight entrance “f..fuck! youre so tight..!” as he begans to thrust in and out he feels like hes on cloud nine as he harshly slams his cock into your tiny hole, “fuck denji! f..faster!” you moan as your back arches, you tug on his blonde hair as he yelps, he holds onto your hips “ughh..okay!” he groans loudly, he feels himself getting closer and closer as your velvet walls hug his cock, with one final rough thrusts he begins to cum “c..coming! sosos g..good coming!!” he pulls you into a sloppy kiss, you can feel his warm cum fill you up. you pull away from the kiss to catch your breath “how did i do?..” denji mumbles as he looks away, his cheeks flushed. “you did good, such a good boy!” you giggle he just rolls his eyes “shut up!”

[fleuraimer]

I saw your reblog and i couldn’t help it…

I’m begging on my knees… write a breeding blurb. Doesn’t have to be long cause i can’t wait. Like 100-500 words

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THIS IS MY FIRST BLURBY, SO I HOPE U LIKE IT :D pls excuse any typos, most of this was written on my phone 🧍🏽‍♀

wc: 1.7k

cw: smut, minors dni, 17+. breeding kink, and more. not proofread.

It really had started out as a joke.

Thanksgiving inspires spending time with family, and family means entertaining all the new cousins and little nieces and nephews that had joined the family in the past year.

So, Y/N naturally gravitated toward the children.

They’re irresistible! With their chubby cheeks and gummy smiles, innocent stutters and big wide eyes that are subject to tears at any moment.

It’s not as if they put up much of a fight either, Cole and Oliver practically fell over each other to claim the thorn that was her lap.

She was consumed by them; if they went somewhere, she was right behind them making sure their little heads didn’t knock, stubby legs wobbly like a newborn doe. She ate on the floor with them (“The carpet’s comfy, Titi!”), played games with them—if you could even call it playing, they just oohed and ahed and slobbered over a deck of cards—laughed with them, wiped their tears for them, held them close, cradled them into a dreamy state that had her cooing in their ear.

And he saw. From his personal spot on the couch, that he’d homed since the first thanksgiving he could remember, he saw his girl becoming his family, too. He saw the hearts in the eyes of his nephews, he saw her adoration for them (not that he’s much better, they’ve got him wrapped tight around their tiny fingers), saw the bond that began to blossom between them.

He saw how calm Y/N looked as she cared for them, saw how natural she was.

And so maybe, on the car ride back he made a few teasing remarks about her motherly tendencies. And perhaps he mindlessly let it slip that he’d thought about her, pregnant, with his child.

But it was all in good fun, right? She’d scoffed in her seat—though the flush of her cheeks did not go unnoticed—slapping his shoulder to halfheartedly reprimand his crude comments. Sure, it sent a yummy tingle up her spine. And, yeah, okay, her panties got, admittedly, a little more uncomfortable after hearing his confession.

But that didn’t matter, because it was just teasing. Just words that he said to get a reaction, like always.

…Right?

———

Y/N now understands that he was not joking.

Not one fucking bit.

It’s kind of difficult to find miscommunication in any of his words now. She understands him, she gets him—Holy fuck, she gets him.

“Prancin’ around with babies on your hips, an’ you think m’not gonna wanna get you pregnant with my child?”

She gets him, with his fat cock stuffed in her snug, tiny pussy, filling her up, up to her fucking stomach. Literally. With the way he’s got her bent into herself—ankles up to her ears, thighs squishing her arms in, which in turn pushes her tits together, shiny with spit and quite bruised—his cock molds to her, pressing at her tummy, glaring at her. It scares her.

And it’s fucking everything.

She gets him, but she doesn’t fucking get how he has the ability to tease, mock, and degrade her so thoroughly, after so much time spent doing nothing but abusing her poor, helpless cunt. He stretches her out to the point of pain—unsurprisingly, there was little to no prep in the build up to their current state, though, at the time, it didn’t feel needed, she’d been dripping down her thighs as soon as the first button of his dress shirt popped. His cockhead shoves into her cervix relentlessly, viciously. He bullies his way through her, her essence soaking his prick to the base, a sticky mess between their crashing hips.

“Wan’ you stuffed full by the time m’threw with you,” he grunts against her lips, his hot breath fanning over her face, grounding her to this moment. She gasps with every plunge of his hips, the lack of activity in her brain clear as day from the cute, stupid look on her pretty face.

Eyes crossed in the middle every other second, glossy from past and reoccurring tears. Her cheeks puffy and rosy, glistening in the lamp-light from drool and salty droplets of tears. Her hands push fruitlessly against his hard, sweaty abs, chocking out spineless protests.

“S’big, too big— too deep, Daddy!” She cries sweetly, hiding in the puff of his pillows cushioning her head.

“Shhh, Baby, lemme fuck you, plug you up with my cum…” His hands move from the headboard, one pushing down on the back of her thigh, keeping her spread open for him, and the other to her ruined face, three fingers shoving between her kiss-swollen lips. She slobbers over them immediately, brows furrowed in devoted concentration, desperately aiming to please him. “Tha’s a good girl, Puppy, jus’ suck on Daddy’s fingers while he uses your cute, slutty little pussy.”

She whimpers through her gag, nodding dumbly, drooling all over again, the sparkly, moony glow in her eyes letting him know that her head is empty.

“You wan’ my babies, Pup?” His thrusts slow, working himself into her with a heightened calculation, forcing her to feel every vein and ridge of his big cock. She squeezes around him, whining. “Yeah? Tell me, were y’thinkin’ ‘bout it when you were takin’ care of the little ones?” His fingers slide farther into her mouth, his cock hitting places brutishly and delicately at the same time. “Were y’thinkin’ ‘bout bein’ my pretty baby mama?”

“D—addy,” She chokes pathetically over his fingers, tensing up in every way.

“Yeah,” he chuckles, “you wan’ my babies, Puppy.” He picks up the pace again, pistoning his hips so her special spot, oversensitive from so much use, gets completely smooshed by his prick every single time he grinds back inside of her weepy pussy. His hand on the back of her thigh moves to the crease between her leg and her slippery cunt, his thumb poking her puffy clit.

“Oh, ma goo—ness!” she bleats, huffy, wiggling away from his assault.

“Cut it out, Sugar,” he tuts, the hand on her thigh coming down to smack against her cunt, strings of her silky cum stuck on his palm when his fingers move to fuss over her achy button meanly. “Fuckin’ take my cock,” he strikes her again, her hips jumping in response, tears sprouting and spilling from her bleary eyes. “Keep still before Daddy gets sick’a your squirmin’ and ties you to the fuckin’ bed.

When his palm makes rough contact with her swollen clit for the third time, Y/N comes instantly.

She squirts, everywhere, as a matter of fact.

“Oh, fuck, Puppy,” he groans, hips stuttering as his cock twitches, and before he can stop himself, he’s being flooded with an overwhelming warmth, his cum spurting in thick, white ropes that paint her insides.

There’s a lot. More than usual, probably. It fills her up to the hilt and then some, dripping from her cunt and smearing down her sloppy pussy lips, over her mound and his faintly hairy pelvis. He fucks her through their simultaneous orgasms, through the crippling, divine sensations that somehow fatten his prick even more, urging on his insatiable desire.

Y/N shakes beneath him, still crying over his finger, chomping mindlessly on them as the pleasure continues to roll over her in waves.

Eventually, his cock slips out of her, too soaked for his thrusts to remain precise. She gasps at the sudden, jarring emptiness, and he grunts, animalistically, at the loss of familiar, snug, wet heat.

He doesn’t immediately push back in, however. His eyes get distracted on the view of his milky cum gushing out of her stretched, abused hole. His hand drops from her mouth to join the other, smearing their mess into her flesh and spreading her puffy pussy apart. Inspecting.

His head tilts curiously while he collects his cum on his middle and ring finger that’d dripped down to her puckered entrance, scooping it up before tentatively pushing it back inside.

It does more bad than good, honestly; more cum spills from around his finger, leaving them right back where they’d left off. But, that doesn’t stop him from repeating the action. Once, twice, hushing her screechy crying when her massages it into her silken walls the third time, smearing it onto her special spot when he pushes it back in the fourth. He jams his fingers into her cunt until he loses count, and the sound of her messy, stuffed pussy is louder than both their moans combined. He adds a third finger and picks up speed when her hand wraps around his wrist, when her voice grows hoarse and she screams bloody murder.

“Too much, too—I can't, please!” she screams, eyes clamped shut, body trembling.

“Shut up, Puppy, ain’t shit too much,” he dismisses, standing to his knees and using his free hand to keep her pinned to the mattress. “M’gonna fuck my cum back into this slutty, precious cunt ‘til you fuckin’ squirt f’me again.”

His gruff voice, his big, veiny hands trapping her to the bed, the incessant press of his fingers into the perfect spot that makes her toes curl and her stomach coil tighter and tighter. The sweat that drips from his face—from the tip of his nose, across his forehead and temples, glazed along his cupid’s bow—his beefy biceps, straining as he fights against her involuntary shudders. His chest, massive and buff, firm and slick with sweat under her palm.

It doesn’t take long for Y/N to oblige his demand.

“Just like that, Sugar, wet the fuckin’ bed, keep fucking coming.”

She keeps fucking coming. When his fingers are gone and his pretty, fat, perfect cock is reintroduced, she comes then, too. Like, as soon as he starts to push in.

It’s embarrassing, pitiful; pathetic.

But she can’t help it. She can’t help anything that she does or says when her cunt is stuffed with cum and cock, her sore pearl rubbed and swatted cruelly, her tits fondled demeaningly. She just lies there and cries, and takes his lovely cock. She lets him dump load after load of his spunk into her, claiming her, marking her as his. Making it stick.

“You’re my little cumdump, Pup,” he grumbles harshly, squeezing her pert nipple between his thumb and forefinger. “You’re fuckin’ mine to kiss, love on, take care of,” she whimpers below, crying for his mercy, “my dumb slut to use, fuck, breed,” he plunges into her as deep as he can go, leaning in close and whispering, “you’re my fucking girl; my pathetic, needy fucking puppy that’s obsessed with my cock.” Y/N nods, gargling agreement.

He smirks, “Yeah, my little breeding bitch.”

[felicia-the-sissyconsultant4]

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[wolfnlamb]

Under 18 or ageless, do not interact.

Professor Hayakawa Aki

Aki sends you emojis when he wants to get ‘lunch’.

“🍌”

“🥨”

“🍓”

Your phone vibrates from each message, ping-ping-ping, and you grab it quickly in between typing your email. The messages are silly, and you know their true meaning. The time is 12:05pm, so you lock your computer and slam the laptop shut.

He’s waiting in his usual spot in the parking garage. You both have gotten into the habit of parking on the highest floor, away from the congested areas, in the spaces near the stairwell. The cigarette drops from his hand when he meets your gaze, stepping in the cherry tip. He’s got his heavy backpack singed over his shoulder, definitely full of books and papers he needs to grade. His smile is subtle on his lips, but he eyes are intense and locked on yours.

“We have close to an hour, and then I have an academic support meeting at 1:15pm” you say. He’s already opening the passenger door of his car, letting you climb into the back seat.

Aki sits on the cushioned seats, panting and already covered in a sheen of sweat, his pants pulled down to his ankles. With you to his side, slowly kissing him as you stroke his cock languidly. Your hand squeezes his shaft as it trails up to his swollen head, letting your fingers draw tiny circles over the tip. His thighs shake.

Between panting breaths, Aki speaks, “Climb on top….I wanna feel you.”

He doesn’t have ti ask twice. Your panties are already soaked and laying the floor of the car, shoes kicked off and your dress hiked up to your titis. You swing your leg over his and settle on to him, your aching pussy resting upon his cock.

He gropes the fat of your ass; his big calloused hands holding as much of you as he can. No words are spoken at this point between you two. You both know what you want, and what’s next; he pulls your hips upward to give his cock the leeway it needs to slide in and disappear inside of you.

As much as you’ve taken his cock before, it’s always a surprise when you feel him stretching you out. A tiny gasp leaves your lips, and he pushes your hips down a bit before pulling you back up. He eases his cock into you, so patiently. Aki’s good at being patient; it’s why he’s such a good teacher. He can teach his subject effortlessly and his students always get the attention they need to pass his otherwise hard class. You admired him for that. So of course he’d be patient in other aspect of his life, like fucking you secretly in his car each day.

[ratedfleur]

told you not to.

zhang hao x reader genre ୭ explicit

↳ tags: mean dom!hao, cockwarming, mating press, breeding, mentioned sub-drop, foul language (filo / eng)

request? yes! thank you to 🎻 anon! 😉

it had been a few minutes of cockwarming hao who lied on top of you, nibbling and sucking on your neck. the minute he came in you, he busied himself with your neck.

“ganda?” hao muttered, mouthing kisses against your neck. you hummed, focusing on the way his kisses melted against your skin.

“alam mo, you shouldn’t have been a whore or a brat. ‘di mo kasi kayang panindigan yang pinagagawa mo.” hao suddenly muttered in tagalog, shocking you with his words and by his sudden movements of thrusting into you.

agad agad namang mabilis ang mga bayo ni hao, striking exactly at your spot which he could reach. his hands pushed your thighs up against your chest, making you cry out.

“hal, wait lang— no no no!” you cried out, feeling hao put you into a mating press — this way, he delved in deeper and harder against your warm walls and against your soft gummy spot.

tanging puro iyak nalang ang naririnig sa kwarto, hao’s moans and skin slapping against each other accompanying your cries.

“see? ‘di mo kayang panindigan yang pinagagawa mo. you’re just a whore after all. slut.” hao grunted, pushing your thighs down as he plowed into you.

you’re immediately crying, helpless under hao’s hands. hao laughs from above you, hips’ movement getting faster and faster.

“ano? putang puta ka na din? poor you, ganda.” hao mocked you with a laugh, feeling no remorse even if you were crying underneath him.

your chest heaved, panting like you ran a marathon. your shrieks and moans were getting louder and louder,

“god, ganda.. you’re so tiny, paano mo ko pinag-kasya diyan?” hao moaned at the sight of his dick peeking from your stomach, bulging through repeatedly as he thrusted.

“f-fuck… fuck me— my hole, please pogi please!” you babbled, words jumbled up as hao’s pace became erratic.

“but i already am, ganda.” hao panted. head lolling down to look at him disappear inside of you. his length quickly went in and out, head poking your stomach from the inside.

you cried out even louder, hand reaching up to mask up your cries and moans. hao doesn’t let this happen for long, he rips your hand away from your mouth.

“let them hear ya, ganda. parinig mo sakanila kung gaano ka ka-puta para sa’kin.” said hao, watching as tears streamed down your cheeks. he groans when your walls clench around him, squeezing his length.

“s-sarap, hal— more please please, f-fuck! sarap titi mo!” you moaned repeatedly, going dumb.

napapa-iling nalang si hao, finding it funny how it only took one rough fuck to get you stupid. tuloy tuloy lang ang bayo niya, labas pasok sa loob mo.

hao watched you writhe in pleasure underneath him, pussy spasming around his dick. lumalakas lalo ang mga ungol mo, hips trying to chase his thrusts.

“kantot na kantot ka ah? ano ba dapat pang gawin sa’yo? lagi kang kakantutin mula umaga hanggang gabi? fucking slut.” he grunted, hearing you let out incoherent sounds and mumbles.

napapa-liyad ka na sa ilalim niya, head throwing back as you thrashed around. hao plowed into you harder, then faster.

“m gonna cum!” you cried, scratching hao’s back while he thrusted. skin slapping against each other filled the room, accompanied by cries and moans.

“come for me, whore.” hao moaned as his thrusts started to slow down, coming deep inside you, filling your walls with his seed.

agad ka namang naiyak lalo nang maramdaman na maiinit ang iyong pakiramdam sa ibaba, feeling hao’s cum deep inside of you. he kept on thrusting, letting both yours and his orgasms die down as you both caught your breaths.

“i told you not to be naughty, ganda.” hao panted, forehead stuck to your shoulder as he was trying to catch his breath.

“behave, ‘kay?” he mutters, knowing you’re deep in your subspace. hao slowly pulls out, whispering a few words to you before running a bath, preparing you an hour long of aftercare before heading off to dreamland.

© RATEDFLEUR — ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

[cypherdecypher]

Animal of the Day!

Rio Mayo Titi Monkey (Plecturocebus oenanthe)

(Photo by JungleDragon)

Conservation Status- Critically Endangered

Habitat- Northeastern Peru

Size (Weight/Length)- 1 kg; 33 cm

Diet- Fruits; Leaves; Seeds; Insects

Cool Facts- Considered one of the world’s rarest monkeys, the Rio Mayo titi monkey continues to disappear due to habitat loss, disease, and the illegal pet trade. These tiny monkeys live in small groups as they travel their forest home. As the majority of their home has been transformed into farmland, the monkeys are capable of living in high density areas with several groups inhabiting a single territory. While hunting for insects, the titi monkey is extremely stealthy and has a surprisingly high success rate. Conservation efforts are rushing to save the Rio Mayo titi monkey through protecting their remaining range from agricultural use.  Further research is currently being conducted for attempts at captive breeding in zoos and sanctuaries.

Rating- 12/10 (Hee hee, titi.)

[ceapa-mica]

Family Life: Babyhood 🍼 - a Thrawn headcanon

Idk how my headcanons keep getting longer and longer. I just have a lot of thoughts for this man ok ☺️

This headcanon spans the first 1 1/2 years of your new family life with Thrawn and your baby daughter.

🔞 There is very slightly non-graphic NSFW stuff at some point 🔞

Reader's gender is not mentioned.

Taglist: @bingbongooo @dance-like-russia-isnt-watching @ele-millennial-weirdo @enaelyork @jesslove23 @thrawnalani @thrawnsboots @twincesskorisoka @davesrightshoe @shoe-bag @blackddarling @obbicrystaleo

After the birth of your daughter and recovering from your strenuous pregnancy, your everyday life on the Chimera changes drastically. Parenting is certainly more difficult than you and Thrawn expected…

You knew when you married Thrawn, you would marry a workaholic.

When he returns from his job he will make up for it by looking after the baby though.

He talks to her, tells her about his work day, and also doesn't mind if his little one vomits on him when she drank her milk too greedily.

His favorite thing to do is skin on skin contact. Yep, he likes to sit and put his daughter on his bare chest. They both relax very well and it's a great way to strengthen their father-daughter bond.

Thrawn doesn’t really do baby talk. He talks to your daughter in a voice full of affection, but it's the same way he sometimes speaks to you when he expresses his admiration - like he would speak with an adult. He also speaks to her in Cheunh a lot.

He's fascinated by the way your body provides for the baby. That also leads him to feel like he's in charge of your diet plan (he's not but you let him believe he is) He simply makes sure you take your vitamins and don't eat junk food. You choose to hide your favorite candy from him, but he actually knows where you hide it and doesn't say anything. In fact, it makes him smile that you pull this trick on him.

Thrawn doesn't really know how to play with your baby. For example, when she offers him her little stuffed tooka toy he doesn’t know what to do with it. Thrawn.exe has stopped working.

Once your baby girl is old enough to eat solid foods, you feed her pretending the spoon is a spaceship trying to land in her mouth, especially when it's healthy food that she doesn’t like that much. Thrawn watches you do it a few times before trying it himself… Let’s just say he ends up with baby porridge on his face and black tank top. You will tease him for weeks about it.

You teach Thrawn some lullabies in Basic since all lullabies he remembers are in Cheunh. You try to learn the Cheunh lullabies, the language is just extremely difficult for humans to pronounce correctly.

Once your baby is asleep you are both exhausted. You don't have as much sex as you used to, but Thrawn continues to make sure all your carnal needs are met. It gets easier once your daughter sleeps through the night.

You always loved that crisp scent of your husband that reminds you of ice and snow. Turns out your daughter has the exact same scent to her. It must be a Chiss thing. Same goes for her thick skin. Thrawn has once told you that Chiss skin evolved to be thicker to withstand the freezing conditions of their homeworld, Csilla. When you mention the similar scent Thrawn chuckles and explains that this scent comes from a secretion from tiny skin glands. This secretion is supposed to protect the skin from frostbite and the cold in general, in addition, it also makes Chiss skin feel so smooth all the time.

You feel overwhelming pride when your daughter calls you Mama for the first time. Same goes for Thrawn when she calls him Ticsi, which means Dad in Cheunh. Alternately she also calls him Titi, the Cheunh version for Dada. You always try not to laugh when she says that…for obvious reasons.

Thrawn will always remember with sadness that he was not there when his daughter took her first steps. But you are there, and you make a holo recording for him to watch. It's still not the same for him though.

Actually you make a lot of holo recordings of your daughter to capture those moments to look back to when the days of babyhood have long passed.

Once your daughter can walk you have a hard time keeping her from running away. She has an independent streak and so much curiosity. She wants to meet everyone on the Chimera and learn how the world works. Thrawn explains to you that most Chiss children are quite independent from a young age. He's worried about her habit of running away though. The Chimera is a warship and not exactly a place where a child should grow up.

Once your daughter is one year old you decide to start working again. You buy a nanny droid to help you out with your kid. You work in your quarters, but this way you have the droid look after your kid so you can focus on your work. The droid prevents her from exploring the ship almost daily.

Your daughter was never one to throw many tantrums, this changes however. She also starts to get a bit destructive. Stuffed animals and pillows become her main victims. Thrawn makes sure to lock away his precious art pieces behind glass so his daughter can't reach them.

You are both worried about her drastic change in behavior. One day you take a walk with her to the bridge to show her where her dad works. Afterwards she is her regular, curious self again for like two days. That's when she starts throwing tantrums again. You figure that she is sick of the confines of your quarters. You change your routine from that point on, taking her on daily walks on the Chimera, showing her around. She may be a toddler, but you have a feeling she understands more than she lets on, you see it in her scarlet eyes. Your daily walks help, and sometimes Thrawn even joins you. The tantrums have stopped altogether.

Chiss children age faster than human children. Your daughter ages like a human though, and for that you’re glad. You think human childhood is short enough as it is.

Thrawn always tells you what a great mother you are. He thinks he's not the best father though, being so busy with his job. His daughter loves him so much, but he wishes he could offer more to the both of you.

You do realize that quite soon your daughter will be every bit as smart as her father. She finds logical solutions to problems that other toddlers her age are not yet capable of finding. 

Thrawn tells you how different your daughter is from full-blooded Chiss children. She's just so expressive with her emotions and a real whirlwind. She can be a bit loud and is able to create a mess in ten minutes.

When she's old enough to use a stylus, Thrawn is eager to teach her all about art. Through looking at her doodles he's able to understand her better because toddler language is very limited when it comes to emotions. Kids that age usually don't understand their own emotions that well yet anyway.

Uncle Eli is your daughter’s most favorite person aside from her parents. It's up to you and Eli to explain to Thrawn what certain words in toddler language in Basic mean. Eli also volunteers as a babysitter. Your toddler prefers him over the nanny droid any day.

Instead of date nights you make trips to all kinds of beautiful places together with your daughter. She loves being planetside!

Without telling you, Thrawn uses his generous salary to buy a summer house on a rural planet of a neutral system. It's located at a convenient distance to a small farming village. It's no luxurious villa but a simple cottage. You’re surprised and very grateful. Only very few people know of the cottage. You and your daughter actually spend a lot of time there, and return to the Chimera when the homesickess gets too bad. Thrawn regrets only rarely being able to go with you.

Nothing fills you with more joy than seeing your daughter waddle through the green meadows, exploring the nature around her with the curious eyes only a little child can have.

When you're planetside and Thrawn can't accompany you, he actually feels lonely. He comms you once or twice a day. Deep in his heart he knows you deserve a life away from this warship, to breathe fresh air and feel rays of sunlight on your skin. You know how lonely he feels when you're not around, he doesn't need to tell you. So more often than not you and your daughter return to the Chimera without notifying him in advance. The reunions are always the sweetest.

I will write three of those Family Life headcanons. There will always be a gap of a few years in the timeline between each of them. 💙

Thanks for reading!

[jiminy-crickets]

oh so when YOU guys do a BIG scam (cap circumventing via LTIR) its okay, but when WE do a tity bity teny tiny scam (line change when we shouldnt) its bad.....???? hmmm okay??? "Sure"

[tigirl-and-co]

deep fried wayne manor...

[kayandthegoldendays]

the last several weeks have been flying by filled with goodness. my gratitude is overflowing even as I sit here covered in tissues and DayQuil battling my first cold of the year.

I’m still so blissed out by all the goodness in this era. In a few short weeks I’ll be hopping around the “Christmas Circuit” and I can proudly declare I’ve booked accommodations for two cities out of … quite a few lol but I’m taking this sick time to get cracking down!

In other news, I ran my first race since the crash. And surprised myself by placing 3rd in my category while sick! I was stunned and overjoyed. It makes my hopes of finally taking my shot at NYC 2025 feel more tangible if only because I’m learning my body post-crash more and more. I have decided to do the 9+1 while settling any balances from my last bid when the crash happened :/

The tiny humans have been around me nonstop hence the cold but I’ve been grateful. They never cease to teach me patience, joy and humility. Noelle came to me after the race and said “Titi your nose is wet” and she was absolutely right. This week I baked pies, cookies, and a failed croissant attempt but the effort was there.

I can’t believe I blinked and life became rosy again. there’s always things, as is life but they feel muted in comparison to the goodness that has taken residence here.

I’ll be holed up waiting out this cold then wrapping up before flying over the pond.

Up next!

• I have to apply to begin my pre-reqs for my doctorate in the fall :/ let’s all pray to the Goddess of wisdom for me

• I have my cousin visiting me this winter (WOOOHOOO!) he’s never been to NYC so it’s a fun packed week waiting to happen. I know every hot chocolate stand we are going to already. We will also go to a Broadway show and see all the Christmas views. I love NYC in the winter so it’s fun to share it.

• I have to renew my certifications for birth, and postpartum (death tbd but I’ll deal with that in the spring)

• I will be heading overseas having finished EVERY contract which is simply beautiful and exciting to have time without worry

• I must move all of my high school books that I didn’t know existed until this week to my apartment in NYC

[sasukeless]

people that dont like playing with kids are so so odd to me. my baby nephew is always yelling “titi” with the happiest face and running to grab one of my fingers w her tiny hands so she can drag me to show me her toys and im one second away from bursting into tears

[mosquitinho]

On October 9th, my cat Titi passed away. After responding well to treatment for 8 months, he had a very sudden worsening of his kidney disease 5 days prior to his death. He went away peacefully and quickly while he slept on his favorite mattress, and he made sure to say goodbye to everyone he loved before that.

In his 17 years of life, he killed countless geckos, stole a lot of forbidden foods, explored all of the forbidden places, ran all over many different houses, slept on many laps, and got all of the pets from human hands & licks from his kitty brother that he wanted plus some. He was a funny, playful, tiny, scrungly baby creature until the very end, and we're missing his presence each passing day.

All of the pictures above are from the last month we spent with him. I'm grateful he and his brother were able to move in with me and my girlfriend, which they've enjoyed a ton! It was his last big adventure. He was happy, active, and surprisingly healthy on his last month with us, so I really couldn't ask for a better end of life for him.

Rest in peace, my baby Titi. We love you and we know you love us very much. We'll never forget you, Tico Timbo 💕

[chaos-vulpix]

Rockshot Rave: Tox

This has been... a few months in the making...

Inspired by my initial Atershock playlist, I've put together my largest playlist so far, all to create the most Clubbing Vibe that only Tox could facilitate

Enjoy :)

1, 2 Step - Ciara ft. Missy Elliott

4ÆM - Grimes

AMERICA HAS A PROBLEM - Beyoncé

Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

Anything I Do - CLiQ ft. Ms Banks & Alika

Automatic - Nicki Minaj

Bangarang - Skrillex ft. Sirah

Birthday Cake (Extended Solo Version by GYAs) - Rihanna

Black Mamba - aespa

Body to Body - Electric Valentine

Bon Appétit (3LAU Remix) - Katy Perry ft. Migos

Boy's a liar - PinkPantheress

Bulletproof - La Roux

Buscando - GTA & Jenn Morel

Carousel - Slushii ft. Kiesza

Changa - PNAU ft. Kira Divine

Colder (Syn Cole Remix) - Nina Nesbitt

Come On Back - Shungudzo | Fifty Shades Freed

Commander - Kelly Rowland ft. David Guetta

Control Your Body - PNAU ft. Kira Divine

Cool for the Summer - Demi Lovato

Cool Girl - Tove Lo

DDU-DU DDU-DU - BLACKPINK

Diamonds - Megan Thee Stallion & Normani | Birds of Prey

Dinero - Jennifer Lopez ft. DJ Khaled & Cardi B

Dip It Low - Christina Milian

Dirrty - Christina Aguilera ft. Redman

Dirty Picture - Taio Cruz ft. Kesha

Disco Tits (KREAM Remix) - Tove Lo

Do It Again - Röyksopp & Robyn

Dollar Menu - Two Friends ft. Dani Poppitt

Down On Me - Jeremih ft. 50 Cent

Drinking from the Bottle - Calvin Harris ft. Tinie Tempah

(Drop Dead) Beautiful - Britney Spears ft. Sabi

Dumb Litty - KARD

Enjoy the Ride - Krewella

Eyes Off You - M22, Arlissa & Kiana Ledé | Charlie's Angels (2019)

For Your Entertainment - Adam Lambert

Freak - Estelle ft. Kardinal Offishall

Freak (Boy Sim Remix) - Theia

Get Low - Lil Jon ft. The Eastside Boyz

Get Outta My Way - Kylie Minogue

Gimme More - Britney Spears

Goodies - Ciara ft. Petey Pablo

Google Me - CLiQ ft. Alika & Ms Banks

Habits (Stay High) (The Chainsmokers Remix) - Tove Lo

Have Mercy - Chlöe

Hey Baby (Drop It to The Floor) - Pitbull ft. T-Pain

Hollywood Angel - SACHI ft. E^ST

Home (Elephante Remix) - Deluka

I Can't Stop Drinking About You (The Chainsmokers Remix) - Bebe Rexha

I Got You Dancing - Lady Sovereign

I Wanna Go - Britney Spears

If You Seek Amy - Britney Spears

In The Dark - DEV

Karaoke - Big Freedia ft. Lizzo

Let Me Think About It - Fedde Le Grand ft. Ida Corr

Live For The Night - Krewella

Love Sex Magic - Ciara ft. Justin Timberlake

Low - Flo Rida ft. T-Pain

Mad Love - Sean Paul & David Guetta ft. Becky G

Milkshake - Kelis

Mo Bounce - Iggy Azalea

Not My Job - FLO

Phone - Lizzo

Poison - Nicole Scherzinger

Policeman - Eva Simons ft. Konshens

Pookie - Aya Nakamura

Pretty Hurts (R3HAB Remix) - Beyoncé

Professional - SAMAHTA ft. Hail Luna

Push It - Salt-N-Pepa

Rain Over Me - Pitbull ft. Marc Anthony

Rude Boy - Rihanna

Satisfaction - Benny Benassi

Satisfy - Nero

Saturday - Basshunter

Secrets - Tiësto & KSHMR ft. Vassy

Scandalous - Mis-Teeq

Shinigami Eyes - Grimes

Slow Down - Selena Gomez

Sour Candy - Lady Gaga & BLACKPINK

STARSTRUKK - 3OH!3 ft. Katy Perry

Sua Cara - Major Lazer ft. Anitta & Pabllo Vittar

Sweat - Snoop Dogg & David Guetta

Take Over Control - Afrojack ft. Eva Simons

The Night Is Still Young - Nicki Minaj

Titanium - David Guetta ft. Sia

Titi Me Preguntó - Bad Bunny

Tongue Twister - Cash Cash ft. Bim

Toxic - Britney Spears

Tuesday - Burak Yeter ft. Danelle Sandoval

We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus

We Flood The Night - FEMM

What You Waiting For? (Let's Be Friends Remix) - Gwen Stefani

When Will I See You Again? - Nytrix ft. Neon Hitch

Whip It - Nicki Minaj

Work - Ciara ft. Missy Elliott

YES - Louisa ft. 2 Chainz

You Know You Like It - DJ Snake & AlunaGeorge

Your Body - Christina Aguilera